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Geny
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted September 02, 2007 10:23 AM |
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Edited by Geny at 10:27, 02 Sep 2007.
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Inside the secret hideout (once again)
SLASH SLASH SLASH
5 empty tossquila bottles that were thrown in the air shattered to little pieces by a spam sword.
WHOOSH
Small spam particles flew from a can and wrapped around each and everyone of those pieces.
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Silently a hand rose up, controlling the spam and the pieces finally fell on the ground, froming perfect "magen david" symbol.
"Not bad, at least I had time to train in here", Geny said out loud lowering his hand, he knew no one was there to hear him anyway.
"Hmm... I don't think Pan would appreciate it if I spam her and kooka's little playground", he raised his hand again and the spam flew back into his spam-can. "Speaking of Pan, where is she? I understand that fighting with A.D.A.M. is no easy task, but she could pop by every now and then or at least send me an HCM with some of those spamburgers she promised, I'm dying of starvation in here!.. Could it be that she forgot about me? Or did A.D.A.M. managed to move her out of the game as well?.. Whatever the case may be I just can't stay here any longer, I'd rather take my chances outside. Besides, I'm much stronger now and maybe... just maybe the next time I'll meet A.D.A.M. I'll actually manage to run away from him. So it is decided - I'm going out!".
And so, the self-confident Spam Lord, forgetting Pandora's dire warning, took his spam sword, made sure he has enough spam in his spam cans, approached the front door ... and stopped. He still hesitated, the thoughts of A.D.A.M. banishing him or Pandora unleashing her full rage on him for disobeying her direct order stopped him from moving. Suddenly, a light bulb above him gave out a flash of light and an interesting idea struck the Spam Lord.
"It's time to try a different approach", Geny smiled to himself. Slowly, the spam sword entered his hand leaving no trace whatsoever, he concealed his spam cans deep inside his clothes and put on a long, hooded robe that he always carried around just in case he has to disguise himself as one of those quality posters from the temple.
"Now, I'm ready", Geny put his hand on the door knob, turned it and opened the door to freedom...
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pandora
Honorable
Legendary Hero
The Chosen One
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posted September 05, 2007 06:12 PM |
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I went back to my modtower, feeling kinda glum that Kookie was nowhere to be found and placed my pillows back on my bed.
*sigh*
Now what to do?
I had this nagging suspicion that I had forgotten something, but what could it be?
"Oh no!" I gasped... "Geny!"
I ran to the dining room to gather some food when I realized it smelled like something was burning...
"Nooo, not the soup!"
I looked around and saw that the table and chairs were scorched, and there was a trail of ash leading to the soup pot...
"Ohhh, Hexa's back!" I smiled. That must be a good omen!
I gathered food and teleported to the Naked Girls hall to find Geny, the barkeep told me right away that I had just missed him.
"Damn!" I cursed. Ah, well... I couldn't really blame him, after all I was starving the poor guy. I sat down trying to decide what to do next... but nothing really came to me. I guess the only thing for me to do is find Valeriy and be sure he is okay.. I was kinda missing his glow anyways...
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"In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."
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GenieLord
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Legendary Hero
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posted September 05, 2007 09:58 PM |
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Meanwhile on the Volcanic Wastelands. GenieLord was waiting in the gates of the castle for someone to rescue him. He decided not to run away just like that, becuase although EDN can't control him anymore (and EDN doesn't know that) he might destroy the lamp when he finds out that GenieLord isn't there, and GenieLord still wants his lamp.
He looked throughout the mighty gates of the huge castle on the heroes in the Volcanic Wastelands.
Mvassilev was walking around like a drunk, wearing his new iMPACT costume.
Antipaladin wes talking with people about the bible.
The ghost of KD was creating another user.
Oldtimer was walking like a Zombie after Ashrah, that took off a costume and revealed that she is a man. Oldtimer stopped following Ashrah and ran away, looking for other girl.
Shadowcaster was having a shower with Bananas' peels.
Elvin was runing from a thread to a thread, trying to reply to each one of them.
Trogdor was...
"Hey! It's Elvin! ELLLLLLVVVVVVVVINNNNNNN!" shouted GenieLord "Come here!"
Elvin noticed GenieLord. He ran towards him.
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted September 05, 2007 10:22 PM |
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'Hey! Apparently EDN was waiting for us and we almost got banned! Baklava wasn't in the mood for another go so I thought I'd post a bit  '
'So, what has happened in the meantime? Speak quickly - there are rumours that I have but a few weeks of life left and I have many things to do before that comes to pass.'
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Geny
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted September 05, 2007 11:37 PM |
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Edited by Geny at 23:38, 05 Sep 2007.
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Geny, still wearing his "quality robes", finally reached the Temple. He thought that at this place of order and QPs he'll be able to hide from both A.D.A.M. and Pandora, and see if the Temple posters have heard anything from the mods.
But what he saw astonished him - the Temple lay in ruins. No one was there, even alcibiades seemed to dissappear somewhere. What happened here? Was A.D.A.M. really so insane that he destroyed the Temple whole? Were the mods so helpless that they couldn't even stop him? Or did something totally unexpected happened here?
Geny pulled the hood down. If it was A.D.A.M.'s doing he might still be here and it would be better if he didn't recognize the Spam Lord. On the other hand, it would be better if the Spam Lord wouldn't even be near A.D.A.M., besides Geny needed to catch up on what happended while he was locked up.
And so, he unconsiously tightened his grip on the "quality robes" and set foot to the Tavern to find some much needed info.
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GenieLord
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Legendary Hero
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posted September 08, 2007 05:51 PM |
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"So, what has happened in the meantime?" asked Elvin.
"Well..." said GenieLord "EDN asked me to move his castle to the Volcanic Waterlands and to make nobody unwelcome can enter it. It was his..."
"Third wish?"
"Yes"
"So you are free!" said Elvin "Why don't you just leave?"
"I can't leave. EDN will destroy my lovely lamp..." answered GenieLord.
"We have to get your lamp" said Elvin.
"Yes... The question is how to do that..." said GenieLord.
"And I cannot even enter" said Elvin.
He seemed a bit desperate for a moment but after a few seconds he suddenly jumped. "I have an idea" he said.
"Tell me" said GenieLord.
"Well, if EDN is not your master anymore, you can have a new one. Me! I can ask for wishes that will resist to EDN."
"That's right, master" said GenieLord and smiled to Elvin.
"As your master, I want to have my first wish right now."
"What is your wish, master?" asked GenieLord.
"Move EDN's castle to the middle of the Mod Squad Headquarters." said Elvin.
"As you wish, master." said GenieLord and moved EDN's castle to the Mod Squad Headquarters.
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Meanwhile in the Mod Squad Headquarters...
MightyMage was sleeping in his room when suddenly a huge noise of crushing came out of nowhere.
Mightmage woke up. "What's that?" he asked himself.
He went to the window and saw a huge castle standing the inner yard of the headquarters.
MightyMage pulled the IP checker from his pocket. "It belongs to EDN..." he said to himself.
EDN got out of the main gate.
"What are you doing EDN? Haven't you read the COC? It's clearly written that 'It is forbidden to place any kind of fort, castle, fortress or a stronghold inside the Mod Squad headquarters'!"
EDN seemed really afraid. He had no idea how his castle got the the HQ.
"Penalty applied for you" said MightyMage "And get out of here!" he said, and EDN found himself outside of the HQ, feels a bit weak becuase of the penalty.
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wog_edn
Promising
The Nothingness
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posted September 08, 2007 07:37 PM |
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The time has come! EDN thought, as he used his force to get the lamp out of his stumack. He had walked away from the HQ, angry and ashamed. He had forgotten that after three wishes he were no longer GenieLords master... now he sat at the gates of HC, holding the lamp of GenieLord. The time is here to destroy you for making me get a -QP! Then he summoned spam-flames and consumed the lamp. Just a small piece of what I can do, GenieLord. If you want more pain, you try to take me down one more time! Now the genie wouldn't try to take him away again, to make him get a -QP. He were a spammer, but only a few knew of his efforts to become the greatest threath of HC through all time! The genie were no longer able to speak...
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GenieLord
Honorable
Legendary Hero
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posted September 08, 2007 08:21 PM |
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"Ahhhhhhhhh!" screamed GenieLord.
He felt a terrible pain he has never felt ever before.
"What happened?" asked Elvin, terrified.
GenieLord tried to asnwer, but he couldn't. The words just didn't came out. He tried again, but nothing happened. His mouth didn't move at all, it seemed like he cannot control it anymore.
"GenieLord? Are you okay?" asked Elvin.
GenieLord still couldn't answer.
He used pantomime to explain Elvin he can't talk.
"Ahhhhhhhhh!" GenieLord screamed again.
This pain came back. His entire body hurt.
"Who's abusing you like that?" asked Elvin.
GenieLord wanted to say that it's probably EDN.
"It must be EDN" said Elvin, after a few moments.
"Meanwhile, when you can't talk, let's make some codes so we will be able to communicate" said Elvin.
"When you want to say 'Yes', bless me. When you want to say 'No', curse me. When you want to say "Okay" just tap-dance.
GenieLord tap-danced, a bit weird thing for him to do, since he has no feet.
"What shall we do now?" asked Elvin "Shall we look for EDN and get your lamp?"
GenieLord casted Bless on Elvin.
"Do you think the moderators are angry on him right now?"
GenieLord casted curse of Elvin.
"Shall we go to the HQ to look for him?"
GenieLord tap danced.
On their way they suddenly see ADAM.
"Let's sneak quietly so ADAM won't see us" said Elvin.
GenieLord tap danced. ADAM noticed them.
"Stop!" shouted ADAM.
"What are you doing here?" he said in a weird voice, unlike the regular ADAM "Are you looking for truble?"
"No" said Elvin.
GenieLord casted curse ADAM.
"How dare you to cast dark spells on a moderator?" shouted ADAM "Penalty applied to the tap dancing Genie!"
GenieLord felt less strong and a bit tired. He lost his shining red star.
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baklava
Honorable
Legendary Hero
Mostly harmless
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posted September 08, 2007 10:30 PM |
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Edited by baklava at 22:31, 08 Sep 2007.
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As Elvin and Baklava ran down the misty hall of the Moderator's Quarter, Baklava suddenly stopped and turned around, thinking. He finally decided to get back in Lich_King's catacomb. Elvin continued running and didn't even notice Baklava has left him. It was for the best of him, Baklava thought. He didn't want to involve him in the risky move he was about to make.
Entering Lich_King's tomb again, he heard a chilling voice.
You dare disturb me again?
"Umm yes, yes in fact I do" Baklava replied. He tried to stay calm, despite a 2 meter tall floating skeletal figure standing in front of him. He failed.
Lich_King made a pause. Finally he said,
With a good reason or just because you really want to die?
You're in a happy place, a place with peanuts, many peanuts, Baklava thought to himself. And indeed, it calmed him down a bit.
"I need your help. I need to find a way to regain control over a genie from a rampaging madman."
Ah. The future holds many things, some of which can be found in the myst of the horizon, for a skillful eye...
Baklava didn't quite understand but nodded out of curiosity. It appeared Lich_King didn't want to destroy him. Fair enough.
There's been some time since I played a good game of Shadow of Death... Care for one?
"Uhm, I think we'd better be trying to..."
Let the future have its way, young one. Play a game of Heroes and trust the destiny.
It seemed like Baklava didn't have a choice.
"Well, alright then..."
Lich_King waved his hand and a frosty laptop appeared in front of them.
Good.
After about half an hour of play (Lich_King played with Necropolis, strangely enough) a rather unexpected thing happened.
Something huge smashed right into the courtyard. One of the towers fell off over the edge of the yard and right onto The_Gootch who was passing by.
"Goddamnit, they threw a castle in the yard again," MightyMage's thunderlike voice was heard from somewhere among the upper floors.
Well, there you go, little fellow. Destiny brought EDN to you. Now you just need to retrieve the lamp.
"Where's it hidden?" Baklava asked.
I think the guy actually ate it, so the only way to get it is... Well, here's some laxative, use your imagination, Lich_King said, handing Baklava a pack of laxative.
"Alright, thanks" Baklava said. Turned out Lich_King wasn't such an evil guy after all.
Hurry now. You must get in the castle before MightyMage throws it out.
"Right" Baklava said. But it was too late - MightyMage went out in the courtyard and put the dark fortress somewhere in the Wastelands (another tower fell off in the process and again fell on The_Gootch, who just managed to get out from under the previous one).
But it seemed destiny smiled upon Baklava once again, for EDN left the tower and was walking out of the quarters, apparently weakened by something.
Baklava went down the stairs and started approaching EDN, when MightyMage stopped him.
"Wait, what are you doing here?"
"Oh, I'm just the pizza delivery" Baklava answered and continued following EDN.
"Wait!" MightyMage shouted. "We didn't pay you!"
"It's ok" Baklava said from over his shoulder, "I didn't bring the pizza either."
"Ah. Alright then" MightyMage said and returned to the Mod Quarters.
Now Baklava only had to catch up with EDN...
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted September 10, 2007 10:08 AM |
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Edited by Elvin at 16:20, 10 Sep 2007.
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'Darn it, do you think you can make it?' I said with a look of concern on my face.
Genielord casts divine strength.
'Are you sure?'
Genielord casts righteous magic.
'Really sure?'
Genielord shifts an eyebrowse and casts haste.
'Finally, hard to plan when a genie will give you the spell you want!' I say with a grin. 'Anyway, baklava had exchanged some funny posts for peanuts, I think this one...' I put a scroll out of my backpack. 'Try posting this, you may get a qp and I need all the help I can get.'
A couple of minutes later genielord seems miraculously rejuvenated.
'Let's go then.'
A little later near the gates of the mod HQ EDN is seen walking out on foot looking dazed. A quick inspection of the forums reveals that his castle has been moved to the wastelands.
'That seems like a good moment to surprise him. But...What if the lamp is in the castle?'
Genielord casts weakness.
'Maybe not. Hmm my tracking skills indicate that baklava is around. There, he's coming out of the...HQ..? I'll ask him later, for now send him a pm to coordinate the attack from both sides. And prepare to slow EDN, it should give me a good initiative advantage.'
'Game is on baklava, time to get him.' I whisper to myself.
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wog_edn
Promising
The Nothingness
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posted September 10, 2007 05:39 PM |
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He would be left alone for some time, a week if the others were slow and unsure. EDN had made an image of himself so those who hunted him thought him still outside the HQ, but he was many miles away. He needed some help if he were to get away, they were more than he wanted to attack alone. He shook his head, where could a spammer like himself be? Then he stepped into the Library of Enlightment, maybe he could be able to persuade some quality posters to be his disiples.
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Geny
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted September 10, 2007 09:15 PM |
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Edited by Geny at 21:22, 10 Sep 2007.
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Attack Of The Clones
As Geny made his way to the Tavern of the Rising Sun, still wrapped in his robes, he began to notice that not everything is as it should be. At first he couldn't put a finger on what it was, but soon he realized - SPAM. It was all around the place. The amounts of it reminded of the Wastelands more than the Tavern. At first it made him happy and just a little frustrated that he missed all the fun again, but then he looked closely at the SPAM. His mood changed rapidly, it was the kind of SPAM he despised - filthy, flaming, with no trace of humour or some kind of intelligence... noob SPAM.
Geny was still trying to understand who could be responsible for this when he saw Consis walk from around the corner. The Spam Lord wanted to ask this wiseguy wiseman what had happened, but then he saw another man walking side by side with Consis. It was Mvassilev! And they were both arguing about Namus and his disciple Qupting, leaving a path of dirty SPAM behind them. Something was way off...
Since Geny couldn't even begin to understand what caused a honorable hero like Consis spam like this, he decided to think about something else. He wondered why don't the mods do anything...
"The Tavern is the territory of Pan and Shadowcaster", Geny thought to himself. "Well that explains it. Pan wasn't quite herself lately, since A.D.A.M. broke loose she was kinda confused, probably because he stole her clothes and she had to walk around in Val's robes... And Shadow? I doubt he would go online if the fate of HC depended on it... which may be the case now..."
As these depressing thoughts moved in his mind, Geny saw some noob spammer exit the Tavern. The guy deffinetely had too much to drink. He made a few steps and collapsed near the wall, cursing and throwing flaming SPAM all around him. As he sat there, his shadow began to grow. Geny blinked... "I must be hallucinating", he thought, "probably because I haven't drank anything since I left the hideout". However, the shadow kept growing and growing until it became twice as big as it was in the beginning. Suddenly, the shadow seemed to rise from the ground and engulf the spammer! Geny closed his eyes and shook his head. When he opened his eyes again, the spammer was gone, and he thought he saw... no, he thought he felt a slight movement in the shadows.
"Either I'm having another weird dream, or... Shadowcaster has gone hunting! "
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Homer171
Promising
Supreme Hero
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posted September 16, 2007 06:01 PM |
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Edited by Homer171 at 19:05, 16 Sep 2007.
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Sorry all i was going so much 'off topic' here it's better to leave it out all. Good luck whit your story folks 
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Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force.
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GenieLord
Honorable
Legendary Hero
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posted September 17, 2007 06:22 PM |
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GenieLord, Baklava and Elvin splitted in the search for EDN.
GenieLord was walking on a wide road when he understood it's dangerous for him to be outside just like that. EDN, his clones and ADAM are probably looking for revenge.
"On damn!" he said when he realize in what kind of truble he is.
"Oh damn? Did I say 'oh damn'? I talked! I can talkkkkkkkk!"
GenieLord was very happy, but he had to do something that might help him... Still, he has to deal with ADAM, EDN and his clones... He has to look different... He has to change his avatar!
The problem is that all the good avatars have been taken, and he wants to have a nice looking avatar.
He decided to offer Valeriy adding some avatars. But where can a simple member find the mighty admin of HC?
Long time a ago, a drunk guy in the Tavern told GenieLord about place called Turban Tribunal. He said it's the place to tell your feedback about HC and to talk about things that might improve HC. This wonderful place is supposed to be next to the Mod Squad Headquarters. GenieLord decided to go there.
He went towards the HQ, looking for a sign that might show him where the Turban Tribunal is. After a moment he found one, that led him into a narrow path, with high bushes on the sides. Two minutes later, he got to a door. There wasn't a building there, only a single door, blocking the continuace of the path.
He opened the door slowly. He cloundn't see nothing inside, it was too dark.
He walked slowly when... Zummmm...
He found himself standing in a large fancy wodden court. He was teleported to there. That's probably an Automatic system.
He noticed a sign in front of him "Please turn off cellular phones"
"Oh come on!" said GenieLord "It's the ninth centuary!"
Suddenly people teleported into the room. They were all mods.
An Arch Mage, seemed to be Valeriy, Teleported right into the judge's chair, while the others fell on desks, chairs and crashed themselves.
"Have you summoned us for a trial?" asked a Priest. It was Alcibiades.
"Yes" Answered GenieLord.
Alcibiades mumbled what he was writing "The... mem..ber Genie..Lord accusing... GenieLord... for... For what actually?"
"I'm not accusing anyone" said GenieLord, surprised "I just wanted to recommend you to add some new avatars."
The mods seemed really disappointed.
"Ah, all the fun is gone!"
"I'm out of here!"
"Can't someone on this forum blame someone?"
The mods Teleported away, except of Valeriy.
GenieLord showed him the new avatars. Valeriy agreed to add them.
Pleased GenieLord went outside and changed his avatar. He looked completely different. He looked very similar to EDN...
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baklava
Honorable
Legendary Hero
Mostly harmless
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posted September 17, 2007 08:57 PM |
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After managing to catch up with Edn, Baklava realized it was just an image and got quite pissed.
"This is getting SO irritating..."
"I know" Elvin said. "But we can't afford to just rant around, we have to try to find him. Though it will be sort of hard now..."
"Not that much, really... Check this out" Baklava said, taking out his PM device. "Here, it says here he's in the Library of Enlightenment..."
"Wow... Modern technology is miraculous" Elvin said. "But, since this is medieval fantasy and stuff, aren't we supposed to, you know, be a bit less advanced on that matter?"
"What do you mean?" Baklava was confused.
"Well maybe we should cut the painfully unrealistic stuff and just play along normally a bit..."
"What? But... why?"
"Um. I don't know. It might be fun."
Baklava glanced sadly towards the teleportation cabin he prepared for the travel.
"Damn it... Oh alright. We're getting too high tech here. We'll use my Harley Davidson instead." Baklava said joyfully.
"No, man, you don't understand, motorcycles are just as unfitting as teleportation cabins!" Elvin was persistent.
Baklava sighed. "So what do you propose then?"
"Well, what would Jesus do?"
"He'd go around helping people until someone nails him to a plank for no apparent reason."
"What I meant was, he'd walk" Elvin said, glancing sharply at Baklava.
"WALK? All the way to the Library? Duuuuuude..." Baklava was desperate.
"Oh come on, a lot of heroes do that. I mean, they usually ride, but as you can see there aren't any horses around..."
"I don't know why I do this to myself..." Baklava muttered grungily. "Lead the way then."
Several hours later, in an unidentified swamp somewhere along the way...
"Oh alright" Elvin finally said, fighting a neverending battle with an exceptionally persistent mosquito. "Get the chopper."
"Just what I thought" Baklava said with a victorious grin. " *My customized Harley Davidson chopper appears right in front of us.* "
His customized Harley Davidson chopper appeared right in front of them.
"We'll be there in no time..."
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emilsn
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posted September 26, 2007 08:11 PM |
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Chronicles of Heroes community: Dark shadows - The new Threat
Standing on the ship looking over the still water, sea gulls screaming around him, he stares at the harbour coming fourth in the horizon. It must be the maphaven guild. He walked down to the cargo storage and said hello to his lovely steed, Jax. He clapped it and it made a snaring sound. It snapped out to kill a fly. The sailor yelled “Lower the bridge”. With a quick movement Emil S N was on his steed, storming out of the boat not wandering about anything. He ran through the port headed to this new land of Newbs, Moderators, Heroes and “Da dad da daa” Spammers.
Jax panted as it ran through the plains of Heroes Community. Emil S N was headed for the Tavern of Rising Sun, there his new adventures should start and hopefully not end like the ones he had earlier. All that is known from that story is: Firecrackers, Chicks with long hair and a lighter. He ran by what he would recall as a mysterious person with a little note on his back: “I’m a newb which you cannot get rid off!” He kept moving till he reached the Tavern of Rising Sun.
He walked inside. A sweet aroma of beer, smoke and bad breath met him. In the middle of it all was a guy dancing on a table, to much vodka. Someone screamed: “Someone get Geny down from there”. In a corner there were gathered around listen to a story of a Unicorn called Charliiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeee that had his spleen stolen at a mountain called: “Candy Mountain” – Spooky.
Emil sad down and ordered a large stout from that was brewed in the lands of the dwarfs, he had great relationship with them, since he had been travelling there before. He sipped to his beer. It was a bad copy none the less he made it run down his throat. The innkeeper looked at him with disgust. Typically, and then a dark aura laid down on the inn. The door was blown up and in came a… newb. With 3 copies of himself behind him: “Muhahaha” – It was the well known prime evil spammer of… Lizardmen. A deluded newb with no purpose then to annoy with bad spelling and bad arguments.
The new spam Threat had arrived.
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lead. Don't walk in front of me;
I may not follow. Just walk
beside me and be my friend.
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GenieLord
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Legendary Hero
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posted October 02, 2007 03:59 PM |
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GenieLord walked towards the Tavern. He was quite pleased. He managed to get a new avatar. He looked completely different with it. Nobody would recongnize him.
People really didn't recognize him. Everybody was actually a bit frighten to see him. Some of them ran away from the road, some screamed when they saw him, and one of them started casting dark spells to all the direction, and destroyed a weird pyramid of quotes in the horizon.
GenieLord didn't realize why. He couldn't see how similar to EDN he looks, with his new avatar.
He got to the Tavern. When he came in, he saw a huge mess; chairs were thrown and crashed, tables were broken, the place was flooded with beer, and everyone was in panic.
"Ahhhhhh! Do something about him!"
"Someone stop Lizardman!"
"Call a mod! Helpppppppppp!"
GenieLord noticed the cause for the mess: 10 years old spammer was running, crushing everything around him with mighty spam, coming out of his mouth.
Suddenly someone appeared in the entrance. Everyone seemed relieved to see the tall guy.
"Silenced" said the man. GenieLord found out later that this is the moderator Angelito.
A barrier appeared on the spammer's mouth and the spam in the room slowly disappeared.
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A week later
Lizardman was talking to a stranger... It was a moderator. They were standing next to a huge swamp in the south. It was in the middle of the night. The moderatorr helped Lizardman to remove the barrier that blocked his mouth. The silencing was canceled.
Lizardman laughed. After everyone have been sure he's silenced and gone, he is back... And he has the assistance of a moderator.
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