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Cepheus
Honorable
Legendary Hero
Far-flung Keeper
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posted October 10, 2007 05:32 PM |
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Are you sure about that? (oh, wait, it's cepheus)
Forget I asked.
Ooh, I'll take that as a compliment. Thanks...?
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Edit: seriously though, are you sure she's a human? Has it been actually said somewhere?
Yep, in the manual here. Please excuse the terrible lighting, but that's the PDF version for you. Also, she mentions in Shadow of Death that she's mortal. I can find that for you if you like.
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Geny
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted October 10, 2007 05:40 PM |
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Bummer. Now I have to rewrite everything.
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Gil-galad
Known Hero
High King of Noldor
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posted October 10, 2007 05:43 PM |
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Gem is a human!
Hurray! Hurray!
It is comfirmed!
Oh happy day!
No longer shall we liven in dispair!
Wisdom has found it's way to our lair!
We are free from unsertain fools!
Everyone dive in the blessed pools!
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A collision at sea can ruin your entire day - Thucydides
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Geny
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted October 10, 2007 05:44 PM |
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There, it's fixed.
Now is everything ok?
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Gil-galad
Known Hero
High King of Noldor
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posted October 10, 2007 05:46 PM |
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Everything's all right! Hurray!
Now our lives will be okay!
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JoonasTo
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted October 10, 2007 05:49 PM |
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Shouldn't it be "hundreds of skeleton fell"?
What else could I find to annoy Geny?
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Geny
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted October 10, 2007 05:49 PM |
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I guess it's true what they say:
Once an elf begins to sing, no one else can do a thing.
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Cepheus
Honorable
Legendary Hero
Far-flung Keeper
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posted October 10, 2007 05:50 PM |
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Now is everything ok?
It was okay in the first place, I was just letting you know how smart-assed I can be while simultaneously 'educating' you. I mean look at my custom status - it's my job, right? 
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Geny
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted October 10, 2007 05:52 PM |
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Edited by Geny at 17:53, 10 Oct 2007.
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@joonas
You failed to annoy me, because the battle itself is described in Present time. Read more carefully.
@Cepheus
It was not okay, I'd like my songs to be true to the original stories, if not in details than at least in characters and main events.
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Gil-galad
Known Hero
High King of Noldor
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posted October 10, 2007 05:54 PM |
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Hundreds of skeleton fell, not fall!
Be nice or I'll call the houndmaster Grawl!
Or mabey I'll even get Darth Maul!
EDIT: JoonasTo, JoonasTo, shame on you!
Darth Maul, you know what to do!
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Orfinn
Supreme Hero
Werewolf Duke
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posted October 10, 2007 07:22 PM |
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Edited by Orfinn at 19:26, 10 Oct 2007.
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Hehe! Those last rhymes really cracked me up
On that sunny day
I saw the gorgon cows
Eat some hay
Yippeyajajaj!
What a beautiful day!
Though neverending
as the sun says goodbye
As the ashan moons rise
Wolf howls
And even growls
When the haunting ghost
Give it meat
To sate its bloodlusty fury
Even if its grose
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Gil-galad
Known Hero
High King of Noldor
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posted October 10, 2007 08:35 PM |
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LOL
I can see three gremlins in my t-shirt!
Yaodolodlihiii! Yaodolodlihiii!
And a titan is wearing my brother's pants!
Yaodolodlihiii! Yaodolodlihooo!
Your nose has hairs from Duncan's armpits!
Yaodolodlihiii! Yaodolodlihiii!
And he is feeding on the gremlins' sweat!
Yaodolodlihiii! Yaodolodlihooo!
The difference between a demonlord is...
Yaodolodlihiii! Yaodolodlihiii!
That both legs are just as long except the left!
Yaodolodlihiii! Yaodolodlihooo!
Lazslo's beard is made of passion!
Yaodolodlihiii! Yaodolodlihiii!
The goblin is crying in the quiet night!
Yaodolodlihiii! Yaodolodlihooo!
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted October 10, 2007 08:36 PM |
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Rofl
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Vlaad
Admirable
Legendary Hero
ghost of the past
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posted October 10, 2007 10:52 PM |
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Edited by Vlaad at 07:27, 11 Oct 2007.
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Here's something for Geny and other fans of the classic verse:
No heroes in combats
only Vibrating Wombats*
no caravans no potions
only baby oil lotions
and Hammers of Faith
they just fuel my hate
mills I cannot flag
the bugs and the lag 
cry to each cut scene
you know what I mean
the worst of my woes
the map editor blows
wanna show Nival my rear
but suddenly I hear
about Tribes of the East
and hope grows like yeast
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* = Volcanic Wastelands
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Geny
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted October 10, 2007 11:06 PM |
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted October 11, 2007 03:27 AM |
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*bows*
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Daystar
Honorable
Legendary Hero
Back from the Dead
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posted October 11, 2007 04:49 AM |
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Edited by Daystar at 04:50, 11 Oct 2007.
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Creation of Ashan
Created were the Races:
Elves from Earth and Vine
That contemplates the sunlight
then blossoms where it shines.
Dwarves from stone and fire
The sturdy meets the wild,
The Faceless from the shadows,
and from joy thrice defiled.
Mankind came from the feilds
where corn and onion shoot
from soil turned by ox and plow
that cultivates the root.
The Nagas rose from ocean foam,
and slipped back to the sea,
Angels came from Elrath's Light
That sunrise sets free.
Rakshasa from the Salt and Fury
Dragons from the Void
But Wizards corrupted creation,
Made it into their toy.
They doubled the Races Numbers,
Made Orcs, Centaurs, and more.
And the world itself was fractured,
and took years to restore.
Cry of the Tortured Vampire, to Asha
Once I called you Mother,
Once I thought the freedom of Heresh
Was all you ever wanted.
But after all of this,
I wish the gods had chose another,
Serving as your arm on their behalf
Is the last thing that I wanted!
This was my home!
All the pain and degredation,
All the torture deep inside,
All the infidels will suffer,
If you'd let go of your pride!
You who I called Mother,
Why must you forstall the final blow?
I thought that's what you wanted!
You who I called Mother,
How can you have come to hate me so?
Is that what you wanted?
I grappled with my demons,
Freed my kin and rose to meet the sun,
I thought that's what you wanted!
This was my home!
All the pain and degredation,
All the torture deep inside,
All the infidels will suffer,
If you'd let go of your pride!
O, Let my soul be pardoned,
and never mind how high the cost may grow,
this will still be so,
If you can just let my spirit go.
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Gil-galad
Known Hero
High King of Noldor
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posted October 11, 2007 11:32 AM |
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Vlaad and Daystar> I salute you masters of poems!
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zamfir
Promising
Supreme Hero
Allez allez allez
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posted April 01, 2008 09:29 PM |
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Gem was a sorcerer in the elven lands,
and a druid she became.
Her skills and knowlenge was well known,
and she lived in fame.
But Sandro took her artifacts form her,
and without paying he descided to run.
In fury Gem left with three other dudes,
to find Sandro and give him some fun
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted April 01, 2008 09:31 PM |
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You seriously resurrected an ancient thread to post a smiley..?
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