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Maniac
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posted December 06, 2001 05:56 PM |
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But Maniac rips off the bars and jumps out.
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted December 06, 2001 07:03 PM |
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::A powerful wizard comes in and closes Maniac in a magical cage that nobody ever managed to get out of::
::The shack and Mad Cow come ack to the state they were in before the rampage::
Please do not post here or I shall tell that wizard to implode you! He has 99 spellpower you know :very nasty grin:
And even death itself can't resist such a powerful spell!
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Yolk and God bless.
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Maniac
Disgraceful
Famous Hero
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posted December 06, 2001 07:26 PM |
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Hey Woock I warned you.I am losing it!
*Goes berserk.Teleports out of the cage.Cuts the SOOO POWERFUL mage in half.Kicks Woock's ass and throws him in to a gay prison where he is *CENSORED* by gays.*
HEHE
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted December 06, 2001 07:32 PM |
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Oh, didn't I mention that no spell works inside the cage? I guess you're still in it...
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!
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Murphy
Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
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posted December 11, 2001 01:41 AM |
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Murphy
Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
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posted December 16, 2001 09:14 PM |
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Quote:
there are three options:
1: you are drop dead gorgeous and you just like to say you are ugly...
2: you are butt ugly, and aware of it.. or...
3: you are somewhere in between and do it just t see how people will react...
4: shae is a guy!!! (just came to me)
I don't know why but I choose either 1 or 3...
i vote #4
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malkia
Promising
Famous Hero
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posted December 17, 2001 12:12 AM |
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Edited By: malkia on 16 Dec 2001
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Quote:
It's not original. I read it in an anthology somewhere about thirty years ago. If anybody else ever remembers seeing this, I'd be happy to have them remind me who the author was. As I remember the title, it was:
A Horror Story Shorter By One Word Than The Shortest Horror Story Ever Previously Written.
The last human on earth sat alone in his room. Someone knocked on the door.
Hey Unka - That's really one of the greatest piece of 15 words i ever heard. I'm stunned. I was intriguied to find it on the net - I've searched on google for only the first sentence and see what I found. I'm not fan of scary/dark literature, but if I found more stuff like this I may reconsider (I was trying to read a collection of scary stuff - here in one large book a friend of mine gave me for my birthday - but seemed boring and too predictable for me).
here's the quote from the site (The author name seemed to be Fredric Brown):
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Brown's science fiction is noted for its humour and for a polished slickness. Several of his works played with the theme of mind and reality - what is real and what is production of our imagination. 'Arena' (1944), which was selected by the Science Fiction Writers of America for inclusion in Science Fiction Hall of Fame, tells of the settling of an interstellar war through single combat between a human and an alien. SPACE ON MY HANDS (1953), a collection of Brown's short stories and vignettes, includes his famous very very short story: "The last man on earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door ..."
http://www.kirjasto.sci.fi/fbrown.htm
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malkia
Promising
Famous Hero
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posted December 17, 2001 03:09 AM |
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my first attempt at Contemporary Scary Cut & Paste
While posting here, I've accidentaly touched CTRL+V... What appeared to me was following: "While posting here, you've accidentaly touched CTRL+V..."
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geralt
Bad-mannered
Adventuring Hero
Master of sword
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posted December 17, 2001 06:30 PM |
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Hello my FRIEND
YOU KNOW me and I Know you just you dont remember me
grałeś u mnie Z Nickmanem i Scorpiem I chyba mnie nie lubisz
a ja ciebie lubie i szanuje więc wstą do mojej Just opened
RPG tawern morzemy pogadać o RPG WIĘC ZAPRASZAM!!Gorąco!
Z powarzaniem Geralt
Avatar BHAALA BOGA MORDU!
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted December 17, 2001 07:08 PM |
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Aah... Hello! Happy to know you are you  . Atrybut lol. And please don't use languages other than English unless it's absolutely nesesary.
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!
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geralt
Bad-mannered
Adventuring Hero
Master of sword
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posted December 17, 2001 08:13 PM |
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OK talk English OK OK
So what is this game you have with Nickman and Scorpio??
HUH...Send me post to my tawern.Bye.
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Slava14
Promising
Famous Hero
I am 16 now....
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posted December 17, 2001 08:46 PM |
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WOW! Too off-topic, let's get gack to the stories
This one is kinda childish, and I heard it a couple of years ago, and it's not so scary, and I don't remember it fully, but I'll still post it:
Two kids lived with their mom. Everynight their mom made parties all night long.She gave red cookies to the kids, and they forgot about the parties.
One day the kids were playing on a piano. Suddenly (after pressing some button at the piano), they saw that the piano is moving to the side, and a path opens behind it. They followed the path, which ended up in a room,. At the romm they saw some men, and the cookies, which were made from......... these men's BRAINS !!!!
AAAAAAA!!! - That's the spookiest story ever (not)!!!
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scorpio1049
Adventuring Hero
Assassin
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posted December 18, 2001 01:16 AM |
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Hello Woock and Geralt.
Now you are remember who is this ******** geralt? (atrybut ) O.K. I see that the geralt is advance to HC. You know Woock. I don't know about what and where i can post... I know everything, but I cannot find my subject. Oh. I must tell you something, but in Polish. Here you are. (Scorpio cast a fireball and in room is now a little brighter. Then He cast a language translator.) Nareszcie po Polsku. Adi powiedział Ci już o W:GW (Wiedźmin: Gra Wyobraźni.) Bardzo ciekawy system... Bardzo... ale strasznie skomplikowany. Muszę 2 miesiące minimalnie szkolić się na MG. (Tak było napisane...) No nic. Wpadnij kiedyś. Dobra, koniec polskiego. I'M BACK. BIUAHAHAHAHARR... Just kidding. Have anybody plays in Diablo Hellfire? I've got very interesting cheat for it... O.K. Game is over. (Scorpio jump to portal.)
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Aculias
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
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posted August 06, 2002 11:02 AM |
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If you guys thought RMS dont say much well think again on thy first page lol
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RMS
Responsible
Legendary Hero
-ing yummy foods
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posted August 06, 2002 01:39 PM |
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Hmm, yeah I guess I'm just getting old, lazy and fat...
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geralt
Bad-mannered
Adventuring Hero
Master of sword
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posted August 07, 2002 12:36 PM |
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Edited By: Romana on 7 Aug 2002
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Hey maniac....
That was good...
Woock is tiny stupid gay..
Hey woock hows going LM.
Jak cie spotkam to ci nakopie!
BUAHAHAHAHAH
edit: Tsk tsk..no insulting!!
love Romana 
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DarkManiac
Known Hero
of Hell
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posted August 07, 2002 09:32 PM |
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I'm capable of far better insults now...
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A villain's gotta do what a villain's gotta do.
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Aculias
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
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posted August 08, 2002 03:29 AM |
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I guess this was a bad idea lool
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted August 15, 2002 03:01 PM |
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Hey, Geralt! I'd be happy to fight you in RL if you really want to loose yer head... I've never met anyone who managed to cause me any pain. And I DID fight loads of people.
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Yolk and God bless.
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Dingo
Responsible
Legendary Hero
God of Dark SPAM
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posted June 26, 2004 07:05 AM |
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Quote:
And I DID fight loads of people.
Don't Lie.
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