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Heroes Community > Heroes 5 - Temple of Ashan > Thread: Clues that you play to much Heroes V
Thread: Clues that you play to much Heroes V This thread is 12 pages long: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 · NEXT»
Tronicoz
Tronicoz

Tavern Dweller
posted November 27, 2007 06:30 PM
Edited by Tronicoz at 19:00, 28 Nov 2007.

Clues that you play to much Heroes V

ok!, there are many things to be said if u know u are to obessed whit Heroes V



1. When ur friend ask if u wanna play on a sunday you answer: no it's a new week tomorrow and i have to stay home and recruit new armies

2. You construct a new thing in your house every day

3. you attack other houses on your street'

4. you think all black people are immune to magic

5. when you see a burning fireplace, you try to take it home in your backpack

bad ones ^^

continue the list with more clues!





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radar
radar


Responsible
Legendary Hero
Castle/Haven player
posted November 27, 2007 06:49 PM

these ain't funny you know
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phoenixreborn
phoenixreborn


Promising
Legendary Hero
Unicorn
posted November 27, 2007 06:49 PM

-You have a dream that you are an ancient treant rooted into the ground.

-You mutter "griffin eternal" in your sleep.

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Maurice
Maurice

Hero of Order
Part of the furniture
posted November 27, 2007 07:01 PM

- You start to wonder whether Griffins are imaginary, or real existing creatures.

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Geny
Geny


Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
posted November 27, 2007 07:07 PM

You mean Heroes makes you doubt griffins are real?
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fiur
fiur


Promising
Supreme Hero
Map Creator
posted November 27, 2007 07:36 PM
Edited by fiur at 19:37, 27 Nov 2007.

you grab your spade  and start digging for the tears of asha in your garden.
you start to wonder if your girlfriend is an "clone" of Isabel..  (read Biara)?
you get so *amn angry that you house is'nt next to water (can't hire any boats...)
you got a green tent in your closet  run out to your garden raise the tent (well kinda cheat to get to key..... to the green border guard)  lol
you are pretty convinced  that all kind of Dragons are for real!!
you got a baby the only name you come up with is Isabel an Nicolay......  
you start to scout your neighborhood looking for peasants (so you yourself can play lesser taxes....)

can continue forever..... but I'll stop for now..  

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Elvin
Elvin


Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
posted November 27, 2007 07:50 PM

Quote:
you grab your spade  and start digging for the tears of asha in your garden.

LOL

When you realize that opening chests does not yield experience.

When you spend too much time in HC.

When you imagine heroes battles in your sleep.

When you pick a fight and hope you have enough xp to gain a level afterwards.

When you throw the dice and hope a four leaf clover will appear over it.



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emilsn
emilsn


Legendary Hero
posted November 27, 2007 08:04 PM

Quote:

When you imagine heroes battles in your sleep.




True indeed... I Rock in my sleep
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Elvin
Elvin


Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
posted November 27, 2007 08:18 PM

What matters is what you do when awake Btw I'll admit that I have seen a few dreams with battles but never remember details.
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unixmage
unixmage


Known Hero
Demon Slayer
posted November 27, 2007 08:36 PM

What's wrong with imagining battles in your sleep? At least MOTW works properly and there is no lag!


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mamgaeater
mamgaeater


Legendary Hero
Shroud, Flying, Trample, Haste
posted November 27, 2007 08:36 PM

You tried to cast puppet master on your boss.

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tronicoz
tronicoz

Tavern Dweller
posted November 27, 2007 08:38 PM



- you only walk 20 steps every day

- you think black people are immune to magic

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Kronos1000
Kronos1000


Promising
Supreme Hero
Fryslân Boppe
posted November 27, 2007 08:41 PM

I want to think of some too:

When it's rainy you see someone with a cap, you greet him with "Asha uses All!"
You're afraid that a Priest will attack you when he holds his cross
If there is a stalker following you, you think he has turned invisible and he has followed you all the time
You walk through caves and you're afraid a Hydra or a Black Dragon will pop up somewhere.
You think some worshipper of Satan is a Demon, or worse Kha-Beleth!

Thinking up things is harder than I expected
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guarder
guarder


Supreme Hero
posted November 27, 2007 08:41 PM

-kill your friend/family and then, try to wake them up as undeads
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Geny
Geny


Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
posted November 27, 2007 08:43 PM

Quote:
When you spend too much time in HC.


Oh c'mon, Elvin... of all the Temple posters you above all should know it doesn't fit here.
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radar
radar


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Legendary Hero
Castle/Haven player
posted November 27, 2007 08:49 PM

you think half of your family is Biara in disguise
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fiur
fiur


Promising
Supreme Hero
Map Creator
posted November 27, 2007 08:50 PM

Quote:

- you think black people are immune to magic


OMG lol thats a good one!!!  
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fiur
fiur


Promising
Supreme Hero
Map Creator
posted November 27, 2007 08:52 PM

Quote:
I want to think of some too:

When it's rainy you see someone with a cap, you greet him with "Asha uses All!"
You're afraid that a Priest will attack you when he holds his cross
If there is a stalker following you, you think he has turned invisible and he has followed you all the time
You walk through caves and you're afraid a Hydra or a Black Dragon will pop up somewhere.
You think some worshipper of Satan is a Demon, or worse Kha-Beleth!

Thinking up things is harder than I expected


WoW man you're good!! rofl.. here now..  
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kraken
kraken


Famous Hero
I just love being elemental
posted November 27, 2007 10:03 PM
Edited by kraken at 22:06, 27 Nov 2007.

Quote:
When you imagine heroes battles in your sleep.



yeah I play so much heroes I dream of hero battles and I just hade a dream sunday night about a combination of heroes 6 and battle for middle earth.

-You tan so you can become an orc
-You call all poets druids
-You wonder if Hercules fought a Hydra, Deep Hydra, or a Foul Hydra
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Kronos1000
Kronos1000


Promising
Supreme Hero
Fryslân Boppe
posted November 27, 2007 10:20 PM

Really? Am I  good? ehrm of course I am I'll try to think up more:

You think your dumb ugly boss is an Orc 0.o
You are afraid of trees, it could be a Treant!
You think, er hem, korn ladies are Succubi
You dug up a Treasure, instead of taking the Gold you donate it to Peasants to get 1500 xp
You think God is Elrath and Satan is Urgash
You call your mentor Narxes
You're in a musem and you are afraid if there is a Golem there.

You're right they are getting worse
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