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Card_Ximinez
Famous Hero
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posted March 14, 2008 03:36 PM |
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Here are some.
- in a race, you start before the others and claim that you had better initiative
- if someone tells you that they had a nightmare, you ask them whether they changed it to a hell stallion
- in the church if the priest preaches about the devil, you ask why hasn't it upgraded to an archdevil or archdemon yet
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wtf this still exists
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carcity
Supreme Hero
Blind Sage
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posted March 17, 2008 08:35 PM |
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 when you start comparing heroes 5 to the real world or other games or movies.
like: elf in the lord of th rings got the archery skill. he also got force arrow. ( i do that all the time).
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Why can't you save anybody?
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Keksimaton
Promising
Supreme Hero
Talk to the hand
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posted March 17, 2008 09:41 PM |
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When you start seeing a highlighted path to your destination when going somewhere.
When you start building a replica of your favourite town out of LEGO.
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Noone shall pass, but no one besides him shall pass.
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carcity
Supreme Hero
Blind Sage
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posted March 26, 2008 01:42 PM |
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you go to someone. hit them and walks away saying they can't reach you cause you have expert logistics.
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Why can't you save anybody?
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TheDeath
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
with serious business
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posted March 26, 2008 01:49 PM |
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When your friends say you're too lazy, reply that you've finished your turn. 
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nameless
Tavern Dweller
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posted March 26, 2008 09:08 PM |
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you start sprinkling your jokes with references to gremlins or goblins, and then one day totally spontaneously tell your hot girlfriend that she looks like a graceful sprite.
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted March 26, 2008 09:12 PM |
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Hmm 
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H5 is still alive and kicking, join us in the Duel Map discord server!
Map also hosted on Moddb
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carcity
Supreme Hero
Blind Sage
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posted March 27, 2008 09:36 AM |
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Quote:
you start sprinkling your jokes with references to gremlins or goblins, and then one day totally spontaneously tell your hot girlfriend that she looks like a graceful sprite.
 
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Why can't you save anybody?
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Daystar
Honorable
Legendary Hero
Back from the Dead
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posted March 27, 2008 05:48 PM |
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Quote:
and then one day totally spontaneously tell your hot girlfriend that she looks like a graceful sprite.
Wait, you're not supposed to do that?
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How exactly is luck a skill?
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Khe-Beleth
Tavern Dweller
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posted March 31, 2008 08:10 AM |
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-you worship asha/elrath
-you make pillar of bones to increase your dark energy
-you go to church only to recruit priests
-you go to graveyard to call skeletons to serve you
-you make this thread
-you reply in this thread
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carcity
Supreme Hero
Blind Sage
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posted April 06, 2008 11:05 AM |
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you go to the doctor and asks if it is something wrong with you cause you can't use the fireball spell.
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Why can't you save anybody?
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HEBPEME
Hired Hero
I have TotE now!
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posted April 07, 2008 01:50 PM |
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Edited by HEBPEME at 13:51, 07 Apr 2008.
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You keep carrying huge golden horse shoe with you all the time
hoping to get lucky with a hot girl you see for the first time in your life
You hit a lifeguard swimming in pool with a torch and praise the elemental damage that you just inflicted
You keep asking yourself how come that every week is the week of the pigeon
You can't wait to turn 15 so that you can summon things from home without having to go home and pick them up instead
You travel to Africa, find the meanest tribe, enter the chief's hut and insist that he teaches you dark magic (so you can puppet master any girl on the street)
You visit some village and tell peasants that you can train 7 of them to archers for a small amount of gold. You also promise that in two weeks, you will be able to train 20 of them per week
You wish to put gasoline on your forearm, set it on fire, grow white beard and pretend you are a Flamelord
You go to a plastic surgeon and ask how much would it cost to implant 2 more arms so that you can do whirlwind attack when you fight a group of people
You keep trying to imbue arrow when you use bow while hunting
You set up a blade barrier in front of the policemen chasing you, hoping it will stop them and deal some damage when they destroy it
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carcity
Supreme Hero
Blind Sage
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posted April 08, 2008 08:02 PM |
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You start wondering why people hits you when you say: join my army peasents and give me one dollar every day.
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Why can't you save anybody?
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carcity
Supreme Hero
Blind Sage
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posted April 11, 2008 06:06 PM |
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Edited by carcity at 18:07, 11 Apr 2008.
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You are frustrated cause the griffin you try to make by joining a lion and an eagle only gives the result of a fat lion. (hint: picture feathers around the mouth.)
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Why can't you save anybody?
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DagothGares
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
No gods or kings
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posted April 13, 2008 01:23 PM |
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-you keep saying that you can increase your friends with 40%, if you need more muscle.
-you get a fee for calling every "little person" a dwarf and asking them if they would teach you smithing.
-you get an F at geography because you claim that dessert nomads practice magic and live in huge cloud cities.
-If you are asked to tell a story, it always involves: demons, magic and necromancers.
-if you go to the slums, you are convinced that you return with a small army of goblins.
-you are certain that you can resurrect threads like this one
-When you have to write an essay about your idol you don't know who to pick: Markal, Raelag or Godric(face it, nobody likes Findan and Zehir is too cocky)
-If hippies are mentioned, you refer to them as "tree-shagging pixies" and you would probably mention something as "grind them into the dust they are so fond of worshipping"
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If you have any more questions, go to Dagoth Cares.
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Blizzrock
Hired Hero
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posted April 15, 2008 01:40 AM |
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Quote:
you go to someone. hit them and walks away saying they can't reach you cause you have expert logistics.
lol! I love that one!
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stachnie
Known Hero
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posted April 15, 2008 02:06 PM |
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Edited by stachnie at 14:07, 15 Apr 2008.
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- you buy a tent, take it everywhere and hope it will provide you some first aid when necessary
- you rely on your luck and engage unnecessary fights in hope to get some spoils of war
- when you see a natural disaster on TV, you are about to go there to help the victims with Regeneration and/or Resurrection.
S.
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Plague
Known Hero
Only Hell know my pain
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posted April 15, 2008 02:31 PM |
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Killing will be ok,cause some1 will resurect the victim.
At a football game if arbiter angry you,then curse him with pupet master.
To use phantom force spell on beers and wines
To use disguise spell(from H3) on your ugly car,and chicks will see it like Ferrari
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The biggest evil that you can do is to do nothing.
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Khe-Beleth
Tavern Dweller
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posted April 15, 2008 03:18 PM |
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-you said a puppeteer is an expert dark magician
-when you do something, you always think that your bloodrage will increase
-you thought people who are sleeping has just been attacked by a vampire prince
-the question you asked to yourselves when meeting someone who lives in a forest is:"why they don't have pointy ears?"
-when you were in desert alone you hope of founding a flying city and mages to save you
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dianemox
Hired Hero
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posted May 09, 2008 05:11 PM |
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if you see a mole, you think its a mutated hydra
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