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slava14
Promising
Famous Hero
I am 16 now....
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posted November 07, 2001 04:06 PM |
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Pickup lines
I was wondering, what kinds of pickup lines you know, maybe you use some? Share it in this place.
Here are some I remember:
-You are an angel! Can you take your shirt off so I can chck your wings too?
-Do you know what will look cool on you? Me!
-Do you believe in love from the first sight? No?! I can walk by again!
-I forgot my phone number, can I get yours?
-These are nice shoes, wanna sc**w?
There were more, but I can't remember them right now.
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I'm always happy to help.. unless I'm helping myself.
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted November 07, 2001 04:20 PM |
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 Now these are really good! Can't wait to see some more! Maybe I'll us some of them in RL? lol
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!
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slava14
Promising
Famous Hero
I am 16 now....
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posted November 07, 2001 04:26 PM |
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Glad to hear you like them!
More will come soon!
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I'm always happy to help.. unless I'm helping myself.
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Milena
Responsible
Supreme Hero
in supreme disgrace
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posted November 07, 2001 07:53 PM |
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*laughs*
These are funny ones... but Woock, don't try them on ladies, unless you want your skin slapped. LoL
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 Milena
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Nickman77
Famous Hero
from Poland.
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posted November 07, 2001 09:47 PM |
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Hey Milena, do you belive in love from the first sight??? 
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Murphy
Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
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posted November 07, 2001 10:41 PM |
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wow, did you wash your pants with windex? cuz i can see myself in them...
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Milena
Responsible
Supreme Hero
in supreme disgrace
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posted November 07, 2001 10:47 PM |
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Quote:
Hey Milena, do you belive in love from the first sight???
No but I believe in lust at first sight. And those were "cute-to-be" lines for the second case
*smiles*
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Milena
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Murphy
Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
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posted November 07, 2001 10:50 PM |
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do you have a map? i got lost in your eyes...
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Preserver
Promising
Famous Hero
Elemental Druid
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posted November 07, 2001 11:17 PM |
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Is your name "Gilette" - Cause you're the best a man can get!
If kisses were snow, I would throw a snowball right in your face!
What would you like for breakfeast?
I forgot my phonenumber - Can I have yours? 
- "Hey Milena, wanna come home at my place tonight?"
- "My name is not Milena!"
- "That was not what I asked about..." 
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Murphy
Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
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posted November 07, 2001 11:27 PM |
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lol keep em coming...
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cerebral_user
Hired Hero
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posted November 08, 2001 12:54 AM |
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It works!!
- Nice shoes! Wanna snow?
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Murphy
Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
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posted November 08, 2001 02:11 AM |
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uh, how does that work?
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Lupin
Known Hero
who eats Titans for Lunch
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posted November 08, 2001 02:18 AM |
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This thread is weird. I don't even know why I'm posting here. Oh well .
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The Druid among dragons.
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Murphy
Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
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posted November 08, 2001 02:19 AM |
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gee, that was enlightening...
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celfious
Promising
Legendary Hero
From earth
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posted November 08, 2001 04:22 AM |
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undergrounder's
Hm, pick up line's.. umm umum..
(I dont say this, because I dont do this anymore)
"I got cotton mouth,can you lick this paper?"(still in hand)
If you dont get it, dont ask! Arg!! I hava bad history, but I'm SANE NOW!!
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Milena
Responsible
Supreme Hero
in supreme disgrace
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posted November 08, 2001 09:56 AM |
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Quote:
- "Hey Milena, wanna come home at my place tonight?"
- "My name is not Milena!"
- "That was not what I asked about..."
*tries to laugh* Very funny. Now try to make me laugh but really.
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Milena
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Nickman77
Famous Hero
from Poland.
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posted November 08, 2001 12:51 PM |
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Hey Milena would you like to dance???
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Shae_Trielle
Honorable
Famous Hero
of Heroes
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posted November 08, 2001 01:11 PM |
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"Hi, my name's Adam and for some strange reason you remind me of Eve..."
Yeah right!
"Hi there, can I buy you a kiss?"
*choke!*
"I sure hope you're a lifesaver cause I think I'm drowning in your eyes."
Talk to the hand please!
"Excuse me, but you're under arrest for stealing my heart..."
Ummmm.....
Okay, that one wasn't so bad, but the rest were shockers!
*smile*
PS: I had a nice night with contestant number three, he wasn't such a jerk after all.
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Defreni
Promising
Famous Hero
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posted November 08, 2001 01:19 PM |
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Muhahaha, just stumbled across this thread, reminded me of an article they had in "The Times", about pick-up lines.
They send 2 reporters in the city trying to score.
One had the kinda lines posted in this thread, the other just normal lines like "U look great" etc.
Guess what, the one with the kinda pick-up lines posted here, got a blue eye and nada for his trouble.
While the other actually managed to get 2 phone numbers.
Offcourse the numbers where to Red-Cross and a second hand store, but who cares, at least he wasnt beaten up by the female english Thai-boxing champion. lol.
Guess my worst pick-up line was running after a girl out of a club into the rain, asking her "Excuse me, ur adopted from Korea, right?".
Damn, that one sucked, but hey, we had some fun time afterwards
Looking back on it, she prolly just took pity on me, coz that was far from my brightest hour, lol.
Defreni
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Hexa
Responsible
Legendary Hero
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posted November 08, 2001 01:43 PM |
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"How do you like your eggs?"
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If you want to realize your dreams >>> you have to wake up!@
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