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Slava14
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posted November 29, 2001 07:28 PM |
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Really!?
Say, are you some football [soccer for you, annoying, americans] team, or club fan ?
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Lord_Woock
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Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted November 29, 2001 07:36 PM |
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Me? Definetely not! I hate sports!
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Slava14
Promising
Famous Hero
I am 16 now....
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posted November 29, 2001 07:45 PM |
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Too bad, cause that friend is a HUGE fan of AC Milan! He done some quiz from his memory on a history class [you all can understand why LoL], and the he "tested me" [for your knowlege, I think of sports exactly as Woock does], one of the questions was: What is the distance between Milan and the place the team trains! He's crazy, nuts, he's mind ran away in fear of the all-kickin' thoughts 'bout Milan, Shevchenko and football [DO NOT ask him about any of the three - you'll be mad in something like 10 minutes]
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Slava14
Promising
Famous Hero
I am 16 now....
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posted December 08, 2001 10:57 AM |
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Let's awake
Forget the spots suff, it's offtopic! Now back to the theme, here are some new:
FUNNY:
-Roses are red. Violets are blue. I love spagetti. Wanna Sc***? [Hand her a srewdriver  ]
A BIT VULGAR:
-If I happen to die, I want to come back as those jeans and wear your a** out.
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dragonsister
Hero of Order
MapHaven administrator
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posted December 12, 2001 07:44 AM |
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What ever happened to things like "What do you do for a living?" and other "I'd like to get to know you as a person" type of questions? :-)
Mind you, I do speak as someone who a) never did any dancing, cafe, bar or other dating scene, and b) knew my partner for a few years before we started going out (erm ... staying in?)
I did encounter the odd pickup attempt anyway - but when you tell someone "I'm a nuclear physics student" (or just "a physics student") they often go "Ewww, I hated science at school" and disappear. Somehow I don't think "Wanna see my reactor?"[1] is really going to cut much ice! :-)
DragonSister
http://heroes.mycomport.com/
[1] We actually have an accelerator here, not a reactor; much less radiation involved.
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Slava14
Promising
Famous Hero
I am 16 now....
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posted December 12, 2001 07:49 AM |
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Those are mostly for fun...I think. I would never use them in RL!
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Oldtimer
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Supreme Hero
Please leave a message after..
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posted December 12, 2001 08:25 AM |
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Hey Sister, your radiation accelerates my reactor.
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Batvanio
Adventuring Hero
Archimage
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posted December 12, 2001 08:54 AM |
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xxx(x)x
Yeah,
If you are water, I am a Steam Engine.
If you are uranium, I am a Nuclear Plant
etc. 
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Slava14
Promising
Famous Hero
I am 16 now....
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posted January 03, 2002 01:40 PM |
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Some sent to me by El_Diablo:
- Hey baby, why don't you sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that POPS up!!!
- F*** me if I'm wrong....but haven't we met before?
- Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?
- I wanna use your thighs as earmuffs.
- I may not be Fred Flintstone but I sure can make your bed rock.
- The word of the day is LEGS, so let's go to my house and spread the word.
- The only place I want to go is south of the border.
- Hey you want to know what I heard about you? F*** me and I'll tell you.
- Why don't you come over and we can do math in the bed; add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and I'll multiply.
- What's a nice girl like you doing on a face like this?
- Nice dress, can I talk you out of it?
- Mmmmmmm, you bring new meaning to the word "edible"
- So, do you want to see something really swell?
- Excuse me but is your last name "Gillette"......cause you are the best a man can get!
- My shirt's chaffing me.....
- I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
- Hey baby, wanna wrestle.
- Hi, do you want to have children? (assuming the answer is no) Ok then, can we just practice?
- I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?
- They say the best things in life are free....they lied (but I do accept American Express)
- You can feel the magic between us......No, lower!
- You're on my mind this Valentine's Day.....I'd prefer you on my bed.
- This Valentine's Day I want you to know that I'm head-over-heels for you....and I know some other positions too.
- I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
- You have 250 bones in your body, want another?
- If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
- Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.
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Hexa
Responsible
Legendary Hero
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posted January 03, 2002 01:47 PM |
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ahahahahah
ROTFLMAO
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Nickman77
Famous Hero
from Poland.
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posted January 03, 2002 04:14 PM |
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Zajebiste.
SUPER POST.
but why U didn`t post is in FT.(Funny thread)
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Slava14
Promising
Famous Hero
I am 16 now....
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posted January 03, 2002 04:46 PM |
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Quote:
SUPER POST.
but why U didn`t post is in FT.(Funny thread)
These are pick-up lines, and this is the thread for them. Though they are funny, they belong here.
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