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antipaladin
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posted January 03, 2008 09:58 PM |
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actually having sex when is singel is much cheaper.
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Aculias
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Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
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posted January 03, 2008 10:05 PM |
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Geny you have 24 hrs to give 5 reasons why life is better single {without a partner}. If GL doesn't find the reasons convincing, or at least one of them funny, you must move forward two spaces.
Oooh, you've come to the right place! (GL, I know why you chose me, you sneaky bastard )
Here are the 5 ultimate reasons for single life*:
*Note: Naturally, the reasons below come from a male point of view (good thing Daystar isn't here).
1. Property: You don't need to share anything! The TV is all yours to watch football (even that weird American version of that word), car shows, porn fashion shows. The telephone is yours and yours alone (which drastically reduces your bills). And most importantly - no one is trying to grab the whole blanket for himself except you!
2. Free Space: You have a big bed only for yourself, your wardrobe can finally fit your two and a half clothes sets - one for work, one for partying and sport pants for jogging, and there are only 2 things in a kitchen - a phone and a piece of paper with a number of the closest pizza hut (whatever it's called).
3. Alcohol: Let's face it - girls can't drink. Picture yourself coming to a wild party with your girl and having to leave after 10 minutes because she had one glass too many (which is usually about 1/3 of a glass). And not only did you miss the party, but you also have to listen to friends telling each other what a great night it was every day for the next month. (Though there is one way around this problem: find a Canadian girl)
4. Savings: Most of the people are afraid living a single life because of one important factor - sex. But tell me something... why waste precious time, money and energy to find a suitable partner, when you can just wait for your friends to find themselves some girls and shag those girls without anyone knowing? We all trust the choices of our friends, right?
5. And the most important reason for why should you live a single life. Imagine yourself this situation: you come home after a long and hard day at work, your wife greets you at the door, makes you dinner, you talk about your respective days and then spend some quality time with each other, be it outside or in your own bedroom, until the end of the day. What is wrong with that, you ask? Two crucial words, without which life has no meaning, are missing from that picture - Heroes Community.
BEEB dorry but I only agree with 1 & 2
Yea it's great coming home knowing everything is left in the exact place you left it in.
Yea sleeping on the big bed alone can be nice.
3 is defantely wrong.
Women can drink & they can party.
I dont know the kind of women you know but some can out drink guys & have a good time.
4 There is a such thing as love. Not everyone wants sex 24/7
5 SOme people like to communicate with thier wives or GF.
It's healthy to keep a good relationship.
Plus I see nothing wrong with it.
BEEB I dont buy most of it
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Geny
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What if Elvin was female?
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posted January 03, 2008 10:17 PM |
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3. Women tend to care about their figure too much and it's a fact that the fatter you are the more alcohol can you absorb without it having a bad effect on you.
4. Love? What's that?
5. It's better to communicate with a whole community than with only one person.
*Last time I checked you weren't GL, so what you say here doesn't matter.
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GenieLord
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posted January 03, 2008 11:19 PM |
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Oooh, you've come to the right place! (GL, I know why you chose me, you sneaky bastard)
I was sure you would do it very funny, that's the only reason. I was right.
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*Last time I checked you weren't GL, so what you say here doesn't matter.
Aculias is definitely not GL, but I am, and I have to disagree with him.
Geny, that's perfect. I'm convinced. 
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Aculias
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Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
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posted January 04, 2008 01:04 AM |
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Alright then it was perfect. Good job.
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Aculias
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posted January 04, 2008 01:05 AM |
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Whats a GL anyways? Good looking lol?
I do admit, I take horrible pics ;*)
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antipaladin
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posted January 04, 2008 07:37 AM |
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GL is GoodLuck Genie Lord
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kookastar
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posted January 05, 2008 04:10 AM |
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LOL
Well Done Geny (And well debated Pecu)
The board will be done this weekend
William is now on the player's list which is here:
Player List
- GenieLord
- Antipaladin
- Mytical
- Geny
- TNT_Addict
- Dragon_Slayer
- Mamgaeater
- Pandora
- Azagal
- Aculias
- binibik
- william
Boris's question for PANDORA is still unanswered {come on, you are a mum!}
recap: write a 150 word essay on the joys of nose-picking. If the essay is EXACTLY 150 words, and antipaladin finds it convincing, you move back one space.
The next question goes to Mytical:
Think up a new email scam. If you can get two other members to say it's convincing, you'll move back one space, 1 member you stay still, no members and you go forward a space.
(another foggy question, keep them coming people )
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Mytical
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Undefeatable Hero
Chaos seeking Harmony
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posted January 05, 2008 06:12 AM |
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((Hmm don't know if I can do this one or not but here goes))
Congradulations, you have been selected to participate in a study. In efforts to stem the huge costs of rising gas prices, we are selecting a few people to recieve our new Gas Free car. There will not be any cost to you, the car is absolutely free. All we need is a minute of your time to answer a few questions. Please call the following number 1-800-free-car. You will need to verify who you are in order for them to process and send you your brand new car. Please have ready some form of identification, your current street adress, and the following ID number : 1x34jgd0. Remember, there is absolutely no cost to you. We are also going to arrange to pay the taxes on this vehicle for you.
Wouldn't you and your family enjoy driving without worring about stopping for fuel, or worring about the rising prices of gas? Think about it, a brand new car, for a few minutes of your time. It will come with a survey, and if you complete the tasks included and answer the questions on the survey, you will also recieve $2000 dollars for your time. Again the number is 1-800-free-car. Your ID Number is 1x34jgd0. Thank you and we hope to hear from you soon.
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Aculias
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Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
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posted January 05, 2008 06:22 AM |
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:I
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Mytical
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Chaos seeking Harmony
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posted January 05, 2008 06:28 AM |
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Yeah I know, horrible. I don't really have much ability to decieve anybody. Sort of goes against my nature. So, expect to recieve the 'penalty'.
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Aculias
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Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
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posted January 05, 2008 06:30 AM |
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Actually that would of been some ultimate decieving.
The believing in it is whats hard to do .
Dont worry though.
Last yr I went forward 4848494 times & still did not come in last place
No bending rules Kooka.
Just because Mytical is nice it dont mean you can skip mean questions
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Binabik
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posted January 05, 2008 06:51 AM |
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Edited by Binabik at 06:52, 05 Jan 2008.
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I thought Mytical's was good
convinced
Btw, when I call that number I get a recording that says, "we're sorry, that number cannot be reached from your calling area". What's the deal with that anyway?
Hey Acu, try the number from your part of the country and see if it works there.
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Aculias
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Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
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posted January 05, 2008 06:57 AM |
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Hmm Pizza Delivery only 5 dollars with free gas purchase hmm if I choose
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kookastar
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posted January 05, 2008 09:16 AM |
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OK Mytical has one supporter, that means she isn't penalised. For her to be rewarded, we need one more person to be convinced.
Hmmm I need another question...
Next question is for TnTie
You are fed up with your girlfriend, but can't break it off. You decide to try to get her to dump you instead so you invite her to your place for the day. Describe the day, using at least 5 strategies to get her to give you the flick. If I think it is convincing, you move back one space
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Aculias
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posted January 05, 2008 09:33 AM |
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I am sure he should do very fine on this Q
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antipaladin
Promising
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posted January 05, 2008 10:08 AM |
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instead of pandy,ill choose Myself.
Nose picking is fun ,nose picking is something intrested duing while driving. Most people even graw there pinky nail essapcily for dual comfort. It is said by meny this is the most polite thing to do,while smudgring it elsewere..esspacily while someone i s eating..
The question that is arises is where to smudge it? I say when you are a geust,at a home,car,whatever,on walls low.Be carefulll not to touch it.
we just love smudged mukas.(81)
It seems that latly newly imagined products have been intreduced to the lexury of one picking its own nose.. you can get Nose picker 2000,made by paculies aculies,the fifth.nose picking as also resulted in a love statment,sometimes people take the mukasses and stick it on other people.. they do such in the temple of williams and trogdors.. as a Sign of gesture,love,and apriciation. People there are constally sick with the floi for some reason though.
I Like it,there for i go 1 stap back
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kookastar
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posted January 05, 2008 10:10 AM |
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LOL good try 
hmm you may be stealing pan's thunder... she's probably just busy til after the weekend. We shall wait for her answer
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TnT_Addict
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Beautiful Liar
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posted January 06, 2008 02:34 PM |
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Next question is for TnTie
You are fed up with your girlfriend, but can't break it off. You decide to try to get her to dump you instead so you invite her to your place for the day. Describe the day, using at least 5 strategies to get her to give you the flick. If I think it is convincing, you move back one space
OK I'll write a dialog between me and the GF in which you could notice some strategies  not sure if 5 though 
BZzzzZZzzZZ... BZZzzzZZZZzzz...
GF: "Mikey you're home?! It's me your chunky monkey woodle dooo!!"
Me: "It's open like yo mamas piehole when she parks her truck in the middle of McDrive, by the way... How on earth did yo father marry that thing, she's so fat that the only thing that's attracted to her is gravity!"
GF: "Hey it's not nice! It's not like you to make fun of my mom, you were always acting so nice to her, she loves you so much!"
Me: "Yes yes... When I said that she looks like someone from star wars I didn't mean the princess, she actually makes Jabba the Hutt look anorexic!"
GF notices a trash can in the room full of her useless crap and gifts.
GF: "Floofy floof, why is our stuff in the can?"
Me: "Where else should I put trash? In that picture that you gave me you're so ugly that you could put the Boogieman out of busyness! Now that I look at you, I see that you're starting to look like your father, when he goes to the shrink she makes him lie face down on the couch!"
GF: "You're not my Mikey! Tell me... Tell what the heck is that smell!??!"
Me: "Oh that's me, I am saving water for it has not rained in weeks and I thought if noone would do anything about that then I would! No bathing for me from now on."
I take a proud stance and smell myself all over.
Me: "Hey it's not that bad! Oh and hey did you know that a recent study shows that deodorant sprays hurt the ozone layer? So untill they'll prove it wrong or NASA will use yo mama to shore it up I won't be using any of it."
GF puts two fingers and closes her nose, then comes closer to me to give me a hug. I take a step back open the bedroom door and release a pig on her. GF all freaked out stumbles back and falls, the pig catches up to her and starts licking here face.
Me: "Hun, meet Snork the pig my new pet, isn't he lovely?"
GF: "Yuck! What a horrible creature! Throw him out of here or I'm leaving!!"
Me: "Oh he can't be that bad... I mean at least not as bad as your aunt, did you know that farmers use her bathwater as liquid fertilizer? And no I can't throw him out cause my uncle asked me to take care of him while he is in spain for 2 months, I guess we need to learn to be one happy family together!"
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Door slams shut behind her, it's over at least for now but they all come back to TnT sooner or later
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Aculias
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Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
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posted January 06, 2008 10:13 PM |
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Told you he has got the mega exerience
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