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Aculias
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posted February 02, 2008 02:14 PM |
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Edited by Aculias at 14:16, 02 Feb 2008.
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I sometimes fail #6.
Thou shall honour father & mother.
Sometimes i have a really hard time doing that the way my life has been.
Long to explain.
I got #6 
Edit: I guess i have to explain.
Not really wanting to.
In short, my parents & I have a relationship which can be heated or not.
They dont believe in alot of things I do because of the past.
I guess some people cant let go of things you did when you were a kid & it reflects.
I sometimes wish I could live my life without my parents.
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kookastar
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posted February 02, 2008 02:22 PM |
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that was fast pecu 
here's the question he answered incase you missed it and need to answer it too!
It was Mamgaeater's Q:
The 10 players after you must state one of the 10 commandments and state how they last broke it. The first player to repeat a commandment or fail to remember one, must move forward 2 spaces.
that means these people must answer - get in quick!
- Pandora
- Azagal
- Aculias
- binibik
- william
- MightyMage
- GenieLord
- Antipaladin
- Mytical
- Geny
- TNT_Addict
{also TnT has a new question on the previous page}
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Geny
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posted February 02, 2008 02:37 PM |
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Edited by Geny at 14:38, 02 Feb 2008.
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ugh... I don't think I can do that one... I try to never break any of them, especially not the one about taking God's name in vain...
No, really...
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GenieLord
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posted February 02, 2008 02:54 PM |
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I'll chose the easy one:
"Keep the holiness of the Shabat"
Well, I don't keep the Shabat, or anyone else on this forum. Keeping it means to respect the holiness of the day, and to stop from doing any work. But 'work' means also to drive, to use electricity (if you don't turn it on or off, and the appliance is just turned on already, it's okay), to write, and many other things. You're supposed to rest and to go to the synagogue. Only the fact that I'm here todays can tell you I don't keep it.
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I wonder who will be the last one that has to do something with the "don't kill" commandment.
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kookastar
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posted February 02, 2008 03:15 PM |
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OMG OMG OMG 
lmao
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william
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posted February 02, 2008 03:22 PM |
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You shall not make for yourself an idol, whether in the form of anything that is in heaven above, or that is on the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth.
Back in 2006, I kept calling myself God, and that I was higher than God in all ways, I had better powers and stuff.
Yeah
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MightyMage
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posted February 02, 2008 06:07 PM |
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The 10 players after you must state one of the 10 commandments and state how they last broke it. The first player to repeat a commandment or fail to remember one, must move forward 2 spaces.
Wow, which one you want to know about first?
You know, I should be a real bastard and name several commandments so anyone after me will not be able to answer 
I was raised by two Christian parents so you'd think I'd have an easier time remembering these. Let me give it a try.
1.) YOU SHALL HAVE NO OTHER GODS
Hmmmmmmmm, I really don't have any gods. I'm not to keen on the way I was raised so I choose to go in the other direction. I'm not sure if that's breaking it or not. You decide.
2.) YOU SHALL NOT MISUSE THE NAME OF THE LORD YOUR GOD
These things are all about how you translate them. I remember that much. If you want to get literal then yeah. I say God all the time. I don't even realize it anymore. If you get into the translation then it means you aren't supposed to curse, swear, lie, or deceive. Well...$#!*. You work with the people I work with and you'll break this commandment every ten minutes at least.
3.) REMEMBER THE SABBATH DAY BY KEEPING IT HOLY
Technically the Sabbath day is on Saturday. I used to live in a Jewish cemetary so it was closed every Saturday. However, Christians consider Sunday to be the Sabbath. I do stuff on both days. That one is just too easy to break. It's impossible for me to do nothing on either of those days. Besides, my form of rest is doing all the stuff I can't otherwise do while I'm working all the other days of the week.
4.) HONOR YOUR FATHER AND MOTHER, THAT IT MAY GO WELL WITH YOU AND THAT YOU MAY ENJOY LONG LIFE ON THE EARTH.
Uh...I'm not sure I really want to go there. My parents and I don't exactly see eye to eye these days. I still love them so maybe I haven't quite broken this one yet.
5.) YOU SHALL NOT MURDER!
Here's where translation becomes key again. Literally, I haven't killed anyone...that I know of. But translated (and I think it's the same for Muslim and Jewish faiths as well) it means that you can't even think it. To hate someone means you broke this commandment. Well, I guess I've been good in this department. I don't really hate the people too much, just their actions. There was one person that I got into a disagreement with and afterwords I muttered under my breath how I hated that individual. I don't want to kill him though so I guess I'm still ok.
6.) YOU SHALL NOT COMMIT ADULTERY.
Well, I haven't broken this one. I'm not married but I still don't cheat on my girlfriend. Even I wouldn't dare break this commandment. It's like the saying goes, "The wrath of a woman be like that of an angry god"
7.) YOU SHALL NOT STEAL
whoops......nothing big but I'm addicted to pens. I steal them all the time. From banks, people at work, the waitress at Chili's the other night, and Reena (but don't tell her). Also, I discovered a way to get "free" stuff out of the vending machines at work. I've been doing this for like two weeks now...Hey don't judge me.
8.) YOU SHALL NOT GIVE FALSE TESTIMONY AGAINST YOUR NEIGHBOR.
This basically means (if I remember right) that you are supposed to speak well of your neighbor (or basically all people, not just your neighbor) and defend him. Well I can't stand my actual neighbors. Those freeloaders need to move off my block. As far as other people, yeah sure, I talk bad about some people. It's just part of my nature to do it I guess. I make fun of the factory supervisors where I work all the time.
9.) YOU SHALL NOT COVET YOUR NEIGHBORS HOUSE.
I like the crap I have but I always want something better. My friend Bryan just got a new 42 inch High Def plasma TV and I WANT IT! I'm gonna sneak into his house with a sock full of quarters, whack him in the back of the head and STEAL IT! Then I'll kick his door down for good measure.
10.) YOU SHALL NOT COVET YOUR NEIGHBOR'S WIFE, OR HIS WORKERS, OR HIS ANIMALS.
Not into the whole animal sex thing so I'm covered there, my neighbor doesn't have any workers so...yeah, and his wife isn't that hot. Guess I haven't broken this one yet. Cool.
I guess that's it. Expect that video later today.
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GenieLord
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posted February 02, 2008 06:29 PM |
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8.) YOU SHALL NOT GIVE FALSE TESTIMONY AGAINST YOUR NEIGHBOR.
This basically means (if I remember right) that you are supposed to speak well of your neighbor (or basically all people, not just your neighbor) and defend him. Well I can't stand my actual neighbors. Those freeloaders need to move off my block. As far as other people, yeah sure, I talk bad about some people. It's just part of my nature to do it I guess. I make fun of the factory supervisors where I work all the time.
Hehehe, that's actually not what it means. The commandment says that you shouldn't lie when it damages someone. They give here as an example, that you shouldn't lie on a trial, cause someone close to you might get hurt.
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10.) YOU SHALL NOT COVET YOUR NEIGHBOR'S WIFE, OR HIS WORKERS, OR HIS ANIMALS.
Not into the whole animal sex thing so I'm covered there, my neighbor doesn't have any workers so...yeah, and his wife isn't that hot. Guess I haven't broken this one yet. Cool.
LOL!
This one means that you shouldn't WANT to have your friend's wife or property (workers and animals were considered property back then). If you're okay with the fact that his things are his, you won't even want them.
P.S: Notice the annoying comparison between a wife and a property. 
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Geny
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posted February 02, 2008 06:34 PM |
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So, basically you broke numbers 2,3,7,8,9, out of which 2 and 3 were already mentioned by myself and GenieLord respectively. So that must mean that you should move forward 2*2=4 spaces.
P.S. And please bear in mind that we have 4 Israeli in this game all of whom should have the Tanah at home (they give it out both in school for studies and in the army so you could swear on it), and stop your pathetic tries of translating to the "original" meaning.
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MightyMage
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posted February 02, 2008 11:13 PM |
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I went to a Christian elementary school where they taught the ten commandments followed by a paragraph titled, "What Does This Mean?"
It's obviously been a while since I was in elementary school so I ask you all to bear with me. My memory sucks. I wasn't even sure I'd get all the commandments right. It's the last few that confuse me. I tend to get them mixed up. Trust me, if I ever have a question about the Old Testament I'll be sure to ask an Israeli or someone else of the Jewish faith. I know Christians tend to mess it up from time to time.
I guess it's a good thing I'm not very religious.
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Mytical
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posted February 03, 2008 02:22 AM |
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Thou shalt not commit adultry -
Have broken this several times. Since most of my lovers have come to me because of my ability to increase others selfesteem, and they were in abusive relationships. I helped them get out of those relationships and once they were strong enough never to be in that type of relationship we always parted ways.
My favorite is probably Jill. She was married to a guy who liked to hit her. She came to me, and after we reached an agreement she moved in with me for awhile. It was funny. Every time he would come to try to get her back, and saw me, he almost litterally shook in his boots. Guess he couldn't handle a strong female. Regardless, she ended up divorcing him and is now in a carring and loving relationship with an oriental female. We had some good nights
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Aculias
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posted February 03, 2008 03:02 AM |
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I had abusive GF's.
I need some help on my self esteem Mytical
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TnT_Addict
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posted February 03, 2008 07:37 PM |
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YOU SHALL NOT STEAL
Whatda... How did Pecus thong get in my pocket? 
And if it's in my pocket, then what is he wearing now!? 
Well it's kinda hard for me not to steal anything when I have to force myself not to eat all the candy that I got in my truck lol. Of course that sometimes the temptation is far stronger than I could handle plus my stomache gets empty really fast and asks me for sweets.
"TnT what do you mean that there wasn't enough boxes of Bounty!? I counted them myself before loading it on your truck."
"Hey maybe you counted the same box twice, you get distracted quite easily... Hey look a hippo!"
*Puts a half eaten box of Bounty on his desk*
"What hippo...? Are you messing with me!?"
"I swear I saw something... Hey what's that on your desk! OMG your warehouse workers have no shame eating half of the entire box that was supposed to be shipped today tsk tsk tsk..."
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kookastar
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posted February 05, 2008 09:36 AM |
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K, DC and Tnt have both sited camera issues so I'll draw some more cards at random:
DS
In 150 words or more, state "why I covert my neighbours arse", if you succeed without breaking the CoC you can move back 2 spaces.
TnT
The opponent of your choice must answer questions about his/her Bastard relative {one q per player, in the next 4 days} If any of the answers are unconvincing they move forward 2 spaces
Pandora
Attempt to blackmail an opponent, if you succeed, move back 4 spaces
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TnT_Addict
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posted February 05, 2008 08:33 PM |
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Geny
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What if Elvin was female?
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posted February 05, 2008 08:54 PM |
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Bring it on!
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As long as you don't tell my brother about it.
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Dragon_Slayer
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posted February 06, 2008 01:59 PM |
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She is so god damn hot!
No I'm not talking about Pandora, or even Kookie. Its my neighbour. Ever since she moved in last week she has been drawing my curiosity in such seductive, yet innocent gestures.
Collecting the paper in nothing but her underwear and a bed shirt, coming over to borrow some "sugar". Man would i like to give her something sweet! But the worst time was when she asked me to fix a leaking tap. So i go over, as you would. When i get there i ask her for some tools. She bends over to the bottom draw to get a few things, in her short shorts. Man would i tap that ass, i mean its just so damn tight. So i fix the tap and she thanks me with a kiss on the cheek, which was dangerously close to my lips.
I must have restraint! if the good lord has taught me anything its self-control.
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kookastar
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posted February 10, 2008 07:52 AM |
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OK everyone has to ask Geny a question about his brother! {the bastard }
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Mytical
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posted February 10, 2008 07:55 AM |
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Geny, what is the absolute worse thing your brother has ever done to you?
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antipaladin
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posted February 10, 2008 09:00 AM |
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and what would be the absulote bad thing you would do to him?
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