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Heroes Community > Tournament of Honor > Thread: Funny Stories
Thread: Funny Stories
ZZORKK
ZZORKK

Tavern Dweller
posted April 13, 2001 01:30 AM

Funny Stories

Hi all...it's my first message here and sorry me for my not-perfect english.
I look often at this forum and love many topics about tattics, opinions and other Heroes things but in this one I'd like to start a discussion about the funniest situation you have lived in your long-term experience of playing Heroes.
This is one of my favourite but i will post others when the topic will grow:

Some months ago i played a plebe who had a strange record of 0 win and 9 loss.
He stressed me to play a TOH game and after 5/6 hours of game we met us in final battle.
I started to use my excellent 3rd/4th/5th level spells on him and he replied with always the same Magic Arrow (note that he had Tower as main town with Solmyr as main hero).
His Power and Knowledge stats was very good and i didn't understand why he continued to use only his Magic Arrow on me.
When the game finished (no bet accepted about who won!!!) i asked him the reason of his tattic and he answered that at the beginning he was able to use chain lighting against monsters but after some time the spell disappered from his book and he remained with only low level spells!!!!!!!
I don't think you all need other explainations to understand what happened!!!!
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Mocara
Mocara


Famous Hero
what?
posted April 16, 2001 06:40 AM

Wow is that some sort of bug?

Just kidding...that is hilarious but also sad because I know this player and he is mentally retarded. It is all he can do to hold the stick in his mouth to manipulate the heroes and here you go making fun of him. What a jerk!!

OK none of that is true. Didn't you feel bad for a minute though?

I have a funny story of my own.

One night my phone rings and it's The Vulture.

"Hey man I'm at the gay bar and I have a problem."

Wait..thats not the story I was meaning to tell. That's for another thread =)

Once in heroes2 I was playing Lord Kridon. He is known for taking long turns so when 15 minutes passed I was not too surprised but after 30 I was a little annoyed. Finally after I cooked something ithad been an hour and I said "Are you OK?"

"Sure", he said.

So I waited about another 15 minutes and then said "Lots of fights?"

He said "I don't know. Is that what's taking so long?"

Confused I wrote back "I don't know. What else could it be?"

He said "Well I hope you are winning."

"ME WINNING?!! IT'S YOUR TURN"

"OH MAN SORRY!! I THOUGHT I HIT THE HOURGLASS!!"

He did this yet again about 4 hours later.

I have played John 100 times in heroes2 and 3 and he never did anything like that any other time. Must have had a lot on his mind that day.

This is why I am glad I have other things to do why people move their heroes.
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Phantom1500
Phantom1500


Adventuring Hero
posted April 16, 2001 10:44 PM

I played a game on BFH and it was week 3 day 1. I see my opponent starting a chain to attack me, so i prepared to kill him and positioned in a spot where his chain is one step from reaching. I pass turn and he didn't move any of his heroes that i could see. I think to myself "He must be waiting for me to move, so he can try to trap me". So when i get my turn back i do some scout moves and leave my main where he is. This went on 2-3 days and no movement on his side at all. So I just decided to attack him with a much superior army and in the battle he won't move his guys. Turns out this player fell asleep in the middle of his turn and I didn't even notice for 5 more days of the game and kept playing against a sleeping man. He then woke up and saw what happened and conceded, but we decided to call it a draw.

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Defreni
Defreni


Promising
Famous Hero
posted April 20, 2001 02:54 AM

LOL Phantom.

I have a similar story, one saturday night Titan and I decided to play an allied game vs Grand_elf and Sultan999, well due to some initial comments we decided to play it on 4 minutes ...............

A couple of hours later, well actually 6 hours later Grand couldnt play anymore, but luckily philly steps in and take over, it was a good game, but we had plenty of time to drink and smoke. After alot of runing around we finally decide to take a final battle. Me vs Philly, on his homesoil. At that point we had played for 12 hours. I finally bring down Phillys last Titan, and Joyfull i say to Titan "We won". No response.
Sultan Philly and I then proced to discuss the game for a while and finally decides to head back to the zone. I stay for a while calling Titans name. No response.
Next day I talk to Titan, and well u guessed right, he fell asleep head on keyboard and all. Woke up 4 hours later thinking we had lost

Defreni
P.S.
Titan no offence but damn I laughed my ass off
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deth8
deth8


Promising
Known Hero
posted April 20, 2001 03:17 AM
Edited By: deth8 on 19 Apr 2001 21:17

awesome

Dang these are the best stories.  Some real crack ups!



Great thread idea.

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sos
sos


Known Hero
posted April 20, 2001 11:11 PM

mixing people

Well, yesterday I played a chinese player on the zone. Around 1 pm while sending my turn, my computer blocked for 2-3 minutes or so. After that game resumed with my turn again. Since this guy played fast I thought maybe he finished his turn while I was frozen. So I continue playing with 3 long battles that turn just to realize that he has left the game. I hurry back to the zone and send him massages:
"Sorry, I didn't know you left, so I played my next turn without you."
-> No response.
"It's pretty late here, lets continue the game tomorrow."
-> ?????
"Please rename the autosave so we dont lose the game"
-> .....
Getting a little angry, he didn't talk too much while playing, but still ...
"I am just saying that it's better to continue tomorrow and please make sure you have the saved game"
-> No response
"Ok, I am going to bed, see you tomorrow"
-> No response again.

The first thing I realized when I got up this morning was that all the time I was messaging a different chinese player! All their damn handles are CHN_something.

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Nernug
Nernug


Adventuring Hero
posted April 25, 2001 09:21 PM

Hmm...

I don't get the chain lightning thing. You can sort spells by kind but by level? Oh well...

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Hexa
Hexa


Responsible
Legendary Hero
posted October 05, 2001 03:37 PM

Just reading up some old threads and this one is really worth to get back on top for some newer heroes to read!

Nice Stories!@
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zeratul_retu...
zeratul_returns

Tavern Dweller
posted October 06, 2001 11:14 AM

This might not be as funny as these stories but it sure was interesting to see (at least for me)
Have you ever seen a triple-spell rebound? What happened is this: i played a hotseat game with my friend (SOD).In his rampart army he recruited 5 Azures to just scare my army while i had 8 Faeries instead of gremlins.He is faster as since he knows i must implode those Azures he casts magic mirror on them (to scare me i guess ), but since i know thats my only chance i take that risk and cast implo anyway.Would you believe it:implosion rebounds of the Azures,goes to my Faeries, rebounds of them again, goes for the battle dwarves, who resist the spell!
Looked almost like a tennis match

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Defreni
Defreni


Promising
Famous Hero
posted November 01, 2001 05:58 AM

LOL, look at when this thread was started, guess Zzoork aint posting here nomore, and guess he was a little before that Lord something.
Besides does it really matter. I mean I have a dubbleganger out there somewhere aswell. But seeing that I only post in the TOH board, and he never does. Who cares?

Defreni
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