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Night_Heaven
Night_Heaven


Adventuring Hero
Lonely star in heaven dream
posted November 25, 2009 02:12 PM

First of all thanks for guys :> Faction sex lessons are only for good players so here we go again Merlin..

Faction sex lesson ; Haven

The great Haven's power is back again to spread the good in this forsaken place of humanity.Strongly lead by some ugly but charismatic leaders,Haven wants to control the supreme good..er..what?
The fat and repulsive peasant ,born in America(perfect genes) are almost useless all game but they have a great toy The mighty fork!!! Imagine where that fork will go :> Used with precaution by dominatrix matriarchs, those peasants really apreciate a good spanking(ouci)
The archers are very handsome pretty boys with tight pants and great ASSets that take care of the enemy in their own way(no zipper on pants,no belt on hips..hmm intresting).One word boy archer - can i ride on your special arrow? :>
The vindicators are heavy like terminators,are incredible strong and very sexy.Use them well,use them good and bring them all to me
 The griffins,used in zoophilia, are very nice things is you use them right(on the cooking table).Princes Catherine in Heroes 3 used a griffon to have a late and good orgams but the feathers were hard to pull out...
 Paladins...OHH PALADINS....What have paladins? A BIG weapon...great force...used special for the job, paladins come with a big weapon for angels satisfaction- this beat is sick i wanna take a ride on your disco stick?-...why we say that? Cause Angel my dear, is neither female or male and therefore we need to compensate something :> It is not gay or lesby to like a shemale isn't it ?

This my dear,is for now...More pervert guides in a short way...And i have to thank Elvin for the bonus :> Sa traiesti :>  Next ...Sylvans :>

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Elvin Online
Elvin

Hero of Order
Stillness within Movement
posted November 25, 2009 02:14 PM

My God what have I unleashed upon the temple?
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rottenvenetic
rottenvenetic


Known Hero
Derusticated
posted November 25, 2009 04:09 PM

Come on, creating a monster is such a satisfying experience
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Trying to hex edit now

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Wolfsburg
Wolfsburg


Promising
Known Hero
... the Vampire Doc
posted November 25, 2009 04:53 PM

Do you thing it has gone bad? Wait until necropolis comes along...

Guess what the liche's staff will be used for?

Attention: we don't want any descriptions involving Orson.


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Fauch
Fauch


Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
posted November 25, 2009 06:49 PM
Edited by Fauch at 18:50, 25 Nov 2009.

I might be interested in female elves
from sylvan I mean, the other ones look a bit scary

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lucky_dwarf
lucky_dwarf


Promising
Supreme Hero
MY LIFE FOR THE DWARVES
posted November 26, 2009 09:12 AM

am i the only one surprised Night_Heaven got a QP for that?
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away from eachother to be a
simple typo. -Keksimaton

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demonking
demonking


Hired Hero
Who says demons ain't awesome?
posted November 27, 2009 05:27 PM
Edited by demonking at 23:53, 28 Nov 2009.

Quote:

Guess what the liche's staff will be used for?


EWWW thats nasty

Quote:

attention :we don't want any desriptions about orson!


i concure, a disturbing thought indeed

sylvan better get my twins going crazy
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demonking
demonking


Hired Hero
Who says demons ain't awesome?
posted December 03, 2009 01:57 AM

Quote:
Asha is a bisexual perv.


radar! you are hiarious(pardon poor spelling)!
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demonking
demonking


Hired Hero
Who says demons ain't awesome?
posted December 03, 2009 01:59 AM - penalty applied by Elvin on 11 Dec 2009.
Edited by Elvin at 02:13, 11 Dec 2009.

Quote:
- Were you sentenced to days of public work by the so-called 'Holy Court of the Griffin' for mistreating your peasant slaves... I mean "workers"?
- Were you sentenced to a day of work as an Archery trainer's assistant (the boy to have an apple put on his head) by the so-called 'Elven Magistrate' for cutting down the wrong tree?
- Were you hunted by the loathing undead for not letting yourself be turned into one (and instead turning your captor into a small pile of ash)?
- Were you exiled by the Dark Elves for proving the Shadow Mistresses that it really is *you* who has the 'bigger balls'?
- Did you abandon the Orcs, because their wisest leaders can neither spell nor pronounce your favourite words (like "extermination" or "slaughter") correctly?
- Were you continuously put to detention by your Dwarven sergeant for "disobeying orders" and being "overly aggressive" in real combat situations (i.e. for actually making a step forward to the enemy during a battle)?
- Do you have a bounty on your head from the Silver Cities' authoties because their commander told you they "didn't want a mentally imbalanced maniac in their ranks" (which you actually smashed his face in for)?

If all of these apply to you... you're screwed on Asha.
BUT..
..
there is a place for you!

Join the INFERNO and get REWARDED for ALL OF THESE!!


YOU ARE AWESOME!!!!

Can't say I didn't warn you, you are spamming all over the place.
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Manindarkgreen
Manindarkgreen

Tavern Dweller
posted December 10, 2009 10:33 PM

Why you should join Haven!!!

Haven is an awesome town!  We have the life story of one of our greatest successes to prove it!

Bob the peasant always longed to be a paladin, so he could "lay hands" on someone.  When he heard about the training program, he naturally joined right away!  He had to wait 2 months, paying ridiculous sums of taxes, but he knew it would all be worth it.  Eventually, they started Bob on the small steps.  They trained him into a marksman!  And not a moment too soon, for the necromantic menace immediatly attacked the town!  Bob didn't know what to do, but then the voice of the enemy entered into his head, and told him to shoot the angels 2 spaces away.  It was a very persuasive voice, so of course Bob did so!

The next day, Bob was fired.
And remember, you too could be a success just as great as Bob!

That doesn't sound too good...

What to say to make it better...

Well, 3 days later Bob was killed by a band of imps...

Not too good either...


So, I hear the orcs are hiring some goblins?
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demonking
demonking


Hired Hero
Who says demons ain't awesome?
posted December 13, 2009 11:29 PM
Edited by demonking at 23:22, 22 Dec 2009.

Quote:
Why you should join Haven!!!

Haven is an awesome town!  We have the life story of one of our greatest successes to prove it!?


Prove it wiseguy!

Quote:
Bob the peasant always longed to be a paladin, so he could "lay hands" on someone.


do you have any idea how gay that sounds!

aside from those two, good work!

Quote:
I might be interested in female elves
from sylvan I mean, the other ones look a bit scary


touche!

Quote:
My God what have I unleashed upon the temple?


some thing you can't kill I'm afraid, where there is one, there will soon be more!!

Quote:
Come on, creating a monster is such a satisfying experience


Finally! some one who likes mischif!

Quote:
First of all thanks for guys :> Faction sex lessons are only for good players so here we go again Merlin..

Faction sex lesson ; Haven

The great Haven's power is back again to spread the good in this forsaken place of humanity.Strongly lead by some ugly but charismatic leaders,Haven wants to control the supreme good..er..what?
The fat and repulsive peasant ,born in America(perfect genes) are almost useless all game but they have a great toy The mighty fork!!! Imagine where that fork will go :> Used with precaution by dominatrix matriarchs, those peasants really apreciate a good spanking(ouci)
The archers are very handsome pretty boys with tight pants and great ASSets that take care of the enemy in their own way(no zipper on pants,no belt on hips..hmm intresting).One word boy archer - can i ride on your special arrow? :>
The vindicators are heavy like terminators,are incredible strong and very sexy.Use them well,use them good and bring them all to me
 The griffins,used in zoophilia, are very nice things is you use them right(on the cooking table).Princes Catherine in Heroes 3 used a griffon to have a late and good orgams but the feathers were hard to pull out...
 Paladins...OHH PALADINS....What have paladins? A BIG weapon...great force...used special for the job, paladins come with a big weapon for angels satisfaction- this beat is sick i wanna take a ride on your disco stick?-...why we say that? Cause Angel my dear, is neither female or male and therefore we need to compensate something :> It is not gay or lesby to like a shemale isn't it ?

This my dear,is for now...More pervert guides in a short way...And i have to thank Elvin for the bonus :> Sa traiesti :>  Next ...Sylvans :>


Please tell me i'm not the only one who thinks he's a sicko!
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Elvin Online
Elvin

Hero of Order
Stillness within Movement
posted December 15, 2009 02:50 AM

As compared to who?
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demonking
demonking


Hired Hero
Who says demons ain't awesome?
posted December 16, 2009 01:28 AM
Edited by demonking at 18:55, 23 Dec 2009.

Quote:
As compared to who?


How should I know whats insane? I have autism!

any who, wheres the fun gone? night-heaven? where is the sylvan hilarity!?!

some one tell me what happened to night_heaven? anybody!?!
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Elvin Online
Elvin

Hero of Order
Stillness within Movement
posted December 23, 2009 07:29 PM

Oh he comes and goes, nothing to worry about As you will see not many are here all the time.
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Berny-Mac
Berny-Mac


Promising
Legendary Hero
Lord Vader
posted December 24, 2009 07:50 AM

I'm always here though...always...
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Skyrim RP? YES!
Here it is!

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Lexxan
Lexxan


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
posted December 24, 2009 04:14 PM

Jeezus, what the deal with all those annoying noobs that seemingly come out of nowhere?

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Elvin Online
Elvin

Hero of Order
Stillness within Movement
posted December 24, 2009 05:03 PM

Like you?
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Lexxan
Lexxan


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
posted December 24, 2009 07:01 PM

Definitely annoying, but seemingly less noobish. (Seemingly, dude, seemingly)

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demonking
demonking


Hired Hero
Who says demons ain't awesome?
posted January 09, 2010 10:12 PM
Edited by demonking at 00:26, 18 Jan 2010.

Quote:
Oh he comes and goes, nothing to worry about As you will see not many are here all the time.


any ideas when? just so i know which day not to come on
joking anyway, if people think the necropolis one will be bad, just wait until he gets to the disgusting dwarves, or worse the dreaded orcs!

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Elvin Online
Elvin

Hero of Order
Stillness within Movement
posted January 18, 2010 04:06 AM

Jesus stop editing, when he comes you'll know..
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