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Maurice
Maurice

Hero of Order
Part of the furniture
posted October 30, 2017 06:04 PM

"All parents want to protect their daughters from unsavory intentions by potential suitors. Aunt Maria just took that a bit too far."

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NoobX
NoobX


Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted October 30, 2017 06:13 PM

"WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY KOMPOT??!!"  
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.

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EnergyZ
EnergyZ


Legendary Hero
President of MM Wiki
posted October 30, 2017 11:57 PM
Edited by EnergyZ at 18:59, 01 Nov 2017.

The Westerns say "The House always wins." We, in the East, say "The baba always feeds, or else."
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AlkarRahn
AlkarRahn


Promising
Legendary Hero
Divine Arcanist
posted October 31, 2017 12:10 AM

Shoes off before entry!
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Blizzardboy
Blizzardboy


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Nerf Herder
posted October 31, 2017 06:25 AM
Edited by Blizzardboy at 06:26, 31 Oct 2017.

Little brats! When I was a little girl, all I got for Christmas was...
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"Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us."

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Galaad
Galaad

Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
posted October 31, 2017 11:13 AM

No my husband isn't home, why do you ask?
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Gryphs
Gryphs


Supreme Hero
The Clever Title
posted October 31, 2017 06:40 PM

Babushka has had enough of those Mormon house solicits.
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"Don't resist the force. Redirect it. Water over rock."-blizzardboy

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fuChris
fuChris


Promising
Supreme Hero
Master to the Speed of Light
posted October 31, 2017 09:08 PM

Merry Christmas Dimitri! Babushka has got you that shooter-RPG game that you always said you wanted.
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"Now I am become Chris, the destroyer of worlds." - Robert Oppenheimer.

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markmasters
markmasters


Famous Hero
Dragon of justice
posted November 01, 2017 12:27 PM

Reminds me of my mom when my sister introduces her new boyfriend for the first time.

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Elvin
Elvin


Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
posted November 03, 2017 07:08 AM
Edited by Elvin at 18:15, 03 Nov 2017.

A tax collector? Welcome, welcome. Kindly move a bit to the side, out of line with that building behind you, yes?
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The_Polyglot
The_Polyglot


Promising
Supreme Hero
Nuttier than squirrel poo
posted November 03, 2017 02:09 PM

In America, the wolf eats the granny.
In Soviet Russia, Babushka eats the wolf!
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Sanity through drugs. Order yours today!

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Kipshasz
Kipshasz


Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
posted November 03, 2017 04:13 PM

Ratings Tommorow!
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"Kip is the Gavin McInnes of HC" - Salamandre
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior

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Damacon_Ace
Damacon_Ace


Famous Hero
Also known as Nobris Agni
posted November 04, 2017 05:29 AM

Did you think Babushka is sweet and only gives out presents to children? Well, Vladimir Putin has hired her to teach those darn Chechen and Islamic state rebels a lesson not to insult her master!
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No one knows my true nature here...

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Kipshasz
Kipshasz


Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
posted November 04, 2017 11:18 AM

Round 7 Rated!

Trogdor
Slavic women have the MOST DANGEROUS taste in sex toys.

They are brave enough. 3.5pts

Maurice
"All parents want to protect their daughters from unsavory intentions by potential suitors. Aunt Maria just took that a bit too far."

Makes those overprotective yank dads look like pussies. 3pts

NoobX
"WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY KOMPOT??!!"  

Bleeping great! *blammed for cursing in front of babushka* 3pts

EnergyZ
The Westerns say "The House always wins." We, in the East, say "The baba always feeds, or else."

Don't you dare leave on that empty stomach. 3pts

AlkarRahn
Shoes off before entry!

whole new level of pedantism. 3pts

Blizzardboy
Little brats! When I was a little girl, all I got for Christmas was...

And that was the last time they've been seen. 3pts

Galaad
No my husband isn't home, why do you ask?

Yhm... no reason ma'am. 3pts

Gryphs
Babushka has had enough of those Mormon house solicits.

Things went completely fubar after they had the balls to insult her icon depicting Jesus. 3.5pts

fuChris
Merry Christmas Dimitri! Babushka has got you that shooter-RPG game that you always said you wanted.

A true slav christmas. 3.5pts

Markmasters
Reminds me of my mom when my sister introduces her new boyfriend for the first time.

Seem's a pretty strict household. 3pts

Elvin
A tax collector? Welcome, welcome. Kindly move a bit to the side, out of line with that building behind you, yes?

Suddenly, babushka's pension increased thousand fold. 3.5pts

The_Polyglot
In America, the wolf eats the granny.
In Soviet Russia, Babushka eats the wolf!

And utilizes the pelt to make ushankas for her grandkids! 4pts

Damacon_Ace
Did you think Babushka is sweet and only gives out presents to children? Well, Vladimir Putin has hired her to teach those darn Chechen and Islamic state rebels a lesson not to insult her master!

Nobody knows this, that this is in fact, Putin's own babushka, thrice the hero of the Soviet Union. She earned her honors by killing krauts with a cast iron skillet and a rolling pin during the Great Patriotic War. 3.5pts

Scoreboard
fuChris - 29.5
Maurice - 29.5
Blizzardboy - 13
Galaad - 19
NoobX - 30.5
Angelito - 2.5
The_Polyglot - 19
Trogdor - 19
EnergyZ - 22
AlkarRahn - 24.5
Elvin - 18.5
Minion - 9.5
Neraus - 9.5
Damacon_Ace - 23.5
Artu - 4.5
Gryphs - 3.5
Markmasters - 3


Round 8
Will be rated on November 9th.


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"Kip is the Gavin McInnes of HC" - Salamandre
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior

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Trogdor
Trogdor


Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
posted November 04, 2017 02:59 PM

Just when you thought the last live action Yogi Bear movie was an atrocity, just wait until you see this footage from a recently-cancelled sequel.

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EnergyZ
EnergyZ


Legendary Hero
President of MM Wiki
posted November 04, 2017 10:34 PM

Paddington Bear 3: Visiting Russia
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Maurice
Maurice

Hero of Order
Part of the furniture
posted November 04, 2017 11:10 PM

"When I told you I wanted some hash browns 'for the motorride, that was not what I meant ..."

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AlkarRahn
AlkarRahn


Promising
Legendary Hero
Divine Arcanist
posted November 04, 2017 11:23 PM
Edited by AlkarRahn at 23:23, 04 Nov 2017.

"Hmmm."
"I told you to ask for directions at that last fuel station."
"I know where I'm going!"
"Really..."
"Yeah, uh, ah-ha! That shrub looks familiar!"
"That's because we passed it over an hour ago."
"Oh. Well, how about we see if we can find a new cave?!"
"..."
"No? Okay. Now where do we go from here?"
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NoobX
NoobX


Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted November 05, 2017 02:40 PM

From the bag: "Nobody expects the Picnic Bears.  Neither did I, and here I am, rolling around as their lunch."
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.

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Galaad
Galaad

Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
posted November 05, 2017 03:32 PM

"So where are all the goats? Liars, and here I had everything ready for that feast!"
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