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Maurice
Hero of Order
Part of the furniture
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posted November 14, 2017 02:30 PM |
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Edited by Maurice at 14:34, 14 Nov 2017.
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The latest invention in terrorist warfare: the explosive pogo stick. The stages below are mandatory for maximum effect.
Stage 1: act like normal, hopping around on an inconspicuous looking pogo stick;
Stage 2: on approach to designated target, ignite the thruster to jump the remainder of the gap. The surprise will prevent the target from fleeing the immediate area before stage 3 is commenced;
Stage 3: detonate the explosives inside the pogo stick;
Stage 4: there is no stage 4.
Thruster parts obtained from North Korea, so your mileage may vary - literally.
Word of warning: do not engage stage 3 if stage 2 fails.
Word of warning, part 2: mount the detonator button on the top of the pogo stick, not at the bottom. A commonly made mistake, but it usually causes the user to skip the stages that follow after stage 1.
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EnergyZ
Legendary Hero
President of MM Wiki
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posted November 14, 2017 03:53 PM |
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And someone took their cellphone out and played "Fly me to the moon" song.
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted November 14, 2017 04:14 PM |
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And thus Al Hazin decided to leave HC behind. Up up and awaa.. BOOM!
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H5 is still alive and kicking, join us in the Duel Map discord server!
Map also hosted on Moddb
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted November 14, 2017 04:58 PM |
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Edited by NoobX at 16:59, 14 Nov 2017.
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With the recent influx of Muslim immigrants, JK Rowling decided to write another Hogwarts-based adventure, this time with Hassan as the main character, as to promote rapetolerance. What you see here is a photo from the shooting of the quidditch game scene of the new movie. Suffice it to say, the cast was blown away by the special effects used to film this.
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted November 14, 2017 05:22 PM |
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After a few hours of pure unadulterated boredom, some key members of al-Qaeda decided to have a fire farting contest.
Saeed, the last competitor of the day, got disqualified for obvious cheating.
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fuChris
Promising
Supreme Hero
Master to the Speed of Light
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posted November 14, 2017 05:29 PM |
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Fan accessories for the supporters at the 2022 Qatar World Cup in the same vein as the Vuvuzela only slightly less annoying.
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"Now I am become Chris, the destroyer of worlds." - Robert Oppenheimer.
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Zenofex
Responsible
Legendary Hero
Kreegan-atheist
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posted November 15, 2017 07:12 AM |
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A modern reenactment of Mohammed's flight from Mecca ended up with half of Israel's flak artillery firing at Rashid. Two Syrian jets and one US drone were shot down by mistake. CNN reported a possible Iran invasion in Eastern Syria. Rashid's current whereabouts are unknown.
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AlkarRahn
Promising
Legendary Hero
Divine Arcanist
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posted November 15, 2017 01:14 PM |
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After fining a genie's lamp, three wishes were made, one right after another.
Wish 1: To be the center of attention.
Wish 2: The power to be able to fly.
Wish 3: To have a shaft able to rival any other.
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Blizzardboy
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Nerf Herder
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posted November 15, 2017 05:12 PM |
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They told me I could be anything when I grew up, so I became the Wicked Witch of the Middle East.
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"Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us."
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friendofgunnar
Honorable
Legendary Hero
able to speed up time
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posted November 15, 2017 10:50 PM |
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Everybody present agreed that the new "70 virgins" missile was the best and quickest way to reach the blessed gates of heaven.
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jayce8
Tavern Dweller
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posted November 16, 2017 07:24 AM |
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An upside down black square
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[url=https://www.gomoviesuk.com/]GoMovies[/url]
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Damacon_Ace
Famous Hero
Also known as Nobris Agni
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posted November 17, 2017 11:54 AM |
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If Al Qaeda tried to mimic Quidditch, the end result would look like this.
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No one knows my true nature here...
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Galaad
Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
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posted November 17, 2017 01:08 PM |
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"They said they start to run out of virgins, I'm gonna see by myself if this is true first."
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Neraus
Promising
Legendary Hero
Pain relief cream seller
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posted November 17, 2017 01:49 PM |
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Inshallah brother, I see you have a new cellphone, but have you seen my new AWESOME POGO STICK!?
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Noli offendere Patriam Agathae quia ultrix iniuriarum est.
ANTUDO
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Kipshasz
Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
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posted November 19, 2017 02:25 PM |
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Round 10 RATED!
Maurice
The latest invention in terrorist warfare: the explosive pogo stick. The stages below are mandatory for maximum effect.
Stage 1: act like normal, hopping around on an inconspicuous looking pogo stick;
Stage 2: on approach to designated target, ignite the thruster to jump the remainder of the gap. The surprise will prevent the target from fleeing the immediate area before stage 3 is commenced;
Stage 3: detonate the explosives inside the pogo stick;
Stage 4: there is no stage 4.
Thruster parts obtained from North Korea, so your mileage may vary - literally.
Word of warning: do not engage stage 3 if stage 2 fails.
Word of warning, part 2: mount the detonator button on the top of the pogo stick, not at the bottom. A commonly made mistake, but it usually causes the user to skip the stages that follow after stage 1.
REAL JIHADISTS DON'T NEED INSTRUC-*BOOOOOOM* - 4pts
EnergyZ
And someone took their cellphone out and played "Fly me to the moon" song.
And the "I believe I can fly" afterwads 3,5pts
Elvin
And thus Al Hazin decided to leave HC behind. Up up and awaa.. BOOM!
Kebab removed itself. What's the world coming to! 3,5pts
NoobX
With the recent influx of Muslim immigrants, JK Rowling decided to write another Hogwarts-based adventure, this time with Hassan as the main character, as to promote rapetolerance. What you see here is a photo from the shooting of the quidditch game scene of the new movie. Suffice it to say, the cast was blown away by the special effects used to film this.
"Hassan ibn Khinzir and the magic truck" is the working title, although, another story from a muggle's point of view, titled "Uncle Vernon and the ungrateful nephew" would've been a better money milker. 3,5pts
Trogdor
After a few hours of pure unadulterated boredom, some key members of al-Qaeda decided to have a fire farting contest.
Saeed, the last competitor of the day, got disqualified for obvious cheating.
He didn't eat enough hummus for that, so had to resort to other things. 3pts
fuChris
Fan accessories for the supporters at the 2022 Qatar World Cup in the same vein as the Vuvuzela only slightly less annoying.
Wait till you see what the Qatari ultras came up with. 5pts
Zenofex
A modern reenactment of Mohammed's flight from Mecca ended up with half of Israel's flak artillery firing at Rashid. Two Syrian jets and one US drone were shot down by mistake. CNN reported a possible Iran invasion in Eastern Syria. Rashid's current whereabouts are unknown.
Will we ever have middle east peace? Sand*beep* please. 3,5pts
AlkarRahn
After fining a genie's lamp, three wishes were made, one right after another.
Wish 1: To be the center of attention.
Wish 2: The power to be able to fly.
Wish 3: To have a shaft able to rival any other.
Never trust a genie. 3pts
Blizzardboy
They told me I could be anything when I grew up, so I became the Wicked Witch of the Middle East.
And I was stoned soon after. 5pts
Friendofgunnar
Everybody present agreed that the new "70 virgins" missile was the best and quickest way to reach the blessed gates of heaven.
The tribal elders have spoken. 3pts
Jayce8
An upside down black square
PC crowd infects HC. the end of days are at hand. 0pts
Damacon_Ace
If Al Qaeda tried to mimic Quidditch, the end result would look like this.
The loser team would be stoned at the end, for witchcraft. 3pts
Galaad
"They said they start to run out of virgins, I'm gonna see by myself if this is true first."
Be sure to record your findings! 4pts
Neraus
Inshallah brother, I see you have a new cellphone, but have you seen my new AWESOME POGO STICK!?
That's nothing compared to a gold plated camel habibi. 3pts
Scoreboard
fuChris - 44.5
Maurice - 40
Blizzardboy - 23.5
Galaad - 30.5
NoobX - 41
Angelito - 2.5
The_Polyglot - 19
Trogdor - 28.5
EnergyZ - 32
AlkarRahn - 33
Elvin - 26
Minion - 9.5
Neraus - 12.5
Damacon_Ace - 33
Artu - 4.5
Gryphs - 3.5
Markmasters - 7
Friendofgunnar - 7
Zenofex - 7
Jayce8 - 0
Round 11
Will be rated on November 24th
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"Kip is the Gavin McInnes of HC" - Salamandre
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior
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EnergyZ
Legendary Hero
President of MM Wiki
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posted November 19, 2017 09:54 PM |
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Edited by EnergyZ at 21:55, 19 Nov 2017.
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Show your and your friends' wealth in public with the newest luxury trailer. Play games on your devices while feeling the rush of wind and adrenaline. Also comes with a special gun container, if you are feeling lucky enough to start a jihad.
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AlkarRahn
Promising
Legendary Hero
Divine Arcanist
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posted November 19, 2017 11:55 PM |
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This is what a meeting in the Mod Squad Headquarters truly looks like. Valeriy just has too many red stars lining the interior of his vehicle for anyone besides himself to ride inside.
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Maurice
Hero of Order
Part of the furniture
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posted November 20, 2017 10:01 AM |
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With the onset of modern warfare, terrorists have incorporated specialised teams to bomb enemy defense computer systems.
They've been touring the country for an entrypoint onto the digital highway, however, in order to make it a suicide bombing run as usual.
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted November 20, 2017 04:30 PM |
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They were in the midst of building a new rollercoaster at Sharialand theme park, but they've already blown the budget on a Landcruiser.
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Damacon_Ace
Famous Hero
Also known as Nobris Agni
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posted November 21, 2017 09:17 AM |
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The Taliban has thought of a new decoy: Use life-sized dummies of Arab hackers to divert US drone strikes away from them so that they can continue their terror unnoticed.
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No one knows my true nature here...
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