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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


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Thread Destroyer
posted August 21, 2019 04:34 AM

Ghost said:
I call UFO is the ancient God. Maybe our only God.
Does Ghost know what UFO stands for?

@Galaad Gotcha
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Galaad
Galaad

Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
posted September 04, 2019 12:35 PM

Galaad said:
RATED!
Ghost
A simple sand sculptor and photoshop. Would be the first time for a user. Promising user, but if pro made a picture. He's a soy boy.
Oof. 3 pts

Kipshasz
bloody hell, the ancient aliens guy was right. pyramids were built by giant alien toddlers.
Which ancient alien guy? 3 pts

Trogdor
Never-before-seen images show that the Pyramids were built by the same people behind those Russian nesting dolls.
Conspirationist. 5 pts

Maurice
"Building pyramids is easy: it just takes baby steps!"
Huehuehue 3 pts

gorman
Uhm, I've actually no idea what this is... photo shopped child I'd say.
Kabadam 4 pts +3 Welcome aboard so late! bonus points

Neraus
FAKE NEWS! The true author of the pyramids is NOT a caucasian, it's clear they photoshopped the skin color.
Pineapples on pizza, is a photoshop. 3 pts

Zenofex
A practical course of applied stereometry for master race offsprings, now with 30% discount*. We teach your titan kid solid geometry in a fun and at the same time very educational way with real-world 3D objects like the Egyptian pyramids, the Tower of Pisa, the Pentagon and many other.
*The price includes an insurance for potential cultural heritage damage during the practical exercises.
I want in! 5 pts

Celfious
What institutional thought 8 sided pyramids were before Giza. The 8 sided pyramid.
Totally makes sense. 4 pts +3 Welcome aboard so late! bonus points

Oddball
Clearly this is the world government enslaving a titan child and forcing him to construct a shelter for the top 1% of the world to flee to when the approaching Titan Wars start.
Yes. 4 pts

CountBezuhoff
The true power of essential oils.
To use with moderation. 5 pts

Ghost
One only UFO arranges everything for the peace: Canadians leave for England, and a native people get a Canada. Also Americans leave the country. I really hope. Remember UFO destroys nuke weapons, and give medical drugs, etc and to teach economic.
But MAD northern people says to war against UFO. I know it. What about Finland? Get Karelia back, but surrender the Εland to Εlandian people. No war! UFO take care of it.
I call UFO is the ancient God. Maybe our only God.
Amazing no reply! + 5 extra points
Scoreboard
Maurice – 44 pts
Zenofex – 41,5 pts
Oddball – 35 pts
Trogdor – 33 pts
Blizzardboy – 33 pts
fuChris – 27 pts
fred79 – 28,5 pts
CountBezuhoff – 27,5 pts
Ghost – 24 pts
friendofgunnar – 23 pts
Elvin – 19 pts
Kipshasz – 18,5 pts
Neraus – 11,5 pts
Gnomes2169 – 8 pts
gorman – 7 pts
Celfious – 7 pts
The_Polyglot – 5 pts
verriker – 4 pts
NoobX – 3 pts
EnergyZ – 2 pts
Stevie – 1 pts
ROUND 14


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NoobX
NoobX


Promising
Legendary Hero
My Pattern Emerges
posted September 04, 2019 12:54 PM

When the sheeple finally wake up.
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Kipshasz
Kipshasz


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Elvin's Darkside
posted September 04, 2019 02:23 PM

Apple stores when they unweil the iCar.
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Blizzardboy
Blizzardboy


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Custom Status
posted September 04, 2019 04:01 PM

The terrifying and highly anticipated sequel of "Snakes on the Plane" is "Sheep on a Road".
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Neraus
Neraus


Promising
Legendary Hero
Pizza Nazi
posted September 04, 2019 05:00 PM

Just another day in my commute.
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Trogdor
Trogdor


Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
posted September 04, 2019 06:41 PM

The sequel for Black Sheep has been announced.
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Maurice
Maurice

Hero of Order
Part of the furniture
posted September 04, 2019 07:49 PM

Jack on his phone, calling his office: "Yeah, I'll be late for work."
Muffled voice on the other side of the line: "<how bad is it?>"
Jack: "Well, believe me when I say it's baaaaaaaaahhhd. Lots and lots of baaaaaaahhd!"
Muffled voice: "<You are always the black sheep of the company, you know?"
Jack: "Yeah, I have a tendency to go in against the flow ..."
Muffled voice: "<Can't you shave off something of your delay at least?">
Jack: "I'll insert a blanket statement then: no."
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Zenofex
Zenofex


Responsible
Legendary Hero
Kreegan-atheist
posted September 04, 2019 07:59 PM
Edited by Zenofex at 08:24, 08 Sep 2019.

- Connor McScott, stop counting them sheep and DO SOMETHIN'!
- Quiet, woman! Them be ol' McShaw sheep, he be sayin' he has more than me. He's a fokin' liar, I know it. Now quit distractin' me and do some countin'!

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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


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Thread Destroyer
posted September 04, 2019 10:03 PM
Edited by Oddball13579 at 22:04, 04 Sep 2019.

When you're in class and open a package of gum.
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Celfious
Celfious


Responsible
Legendary Hero
Typo recoverey
posted September 05, 2019 02:08 AM

Hey sheeps can I get a push to the gas station?
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EnergyZ
EnergyZ


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President of MM Wiki
posted September 08, 2019 06:59 PM

When you work in Germany

and come back to your hometown in Balkans.
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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


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Thread Destroyer
posted September 23, 2019 07:59 PM
Edited by Oddball13579 at 05:16, 24 Sep 2019.

Dead thread.

Also why did Ghost get both of his posts rated? Just curious.
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CountBezuhoff
CountBezuhoff


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Master of the merchant's guild
posted September 23, 2019 11:52 PM
Edited by CountBezuhoff at 00:03, 24 Sep 2019.

'What do you mean, "Your insurance policy doesn't cover car accidents involving even-toed ungulates?" What the hell is an ungulate and why do I have to pay out of my pocket if its toe composition isn't odd?'

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Galaad
Galaad

Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
posted September 24, 2019 12:23 PM

Oddball13579 said:
Dead thread.


Apologies, very IRL busy. I'll pass the torch to whoever wants after I rate this round.

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Also why did Ghost get both of his posts rated? Just curious.


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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


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posted September 24, 2019 08:45 PM

Ah cool I forgot about that rule.

Also no worries Galaad, I was just poking fun at the thread.
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CountBezuhoff
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posted October 02, 2019 11:29 PM

Has the Fifth Republic finally collapsed? Quick, Angela, now's the time to strike! Through Belgium once again!

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Galaad
Galaad

Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
posted October 11, 2019 11:02 AM

Ok this will be the final round. Ratings on Sunday (or Saturday if lucky).
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Galaad
Galaad

Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
posted October 20, 2019 09:41 AM
Edited by Galaad at 13:17, 20 Oct 2019.

Better late than never. This was the last round for me closing this challenge. I will now PM Omega see if he accepts to reward the winner. Maurice being a fellow Mod he cannot win, so congratulations to Zenofex!
RATED!
NoobX
When the sheeple finally wake up.
It was sleeping before? 2 pts

Kipshasz
Apple stores when they unweil the iCar.
Too much truth. 5 pts

Blizzardboy
The terrifying and highly anticipated sequel of "Snakes on the Plane" is "Sheep on a Road".
Makes sense. 3 pts

Neraus
Just another day in my commute.
That bad? 2 pts

Trogdor
The sequel for Black Sheep has been announced.
Ok. 1 pts

Maurice
Jack on his phone, calling his office: "Yeah, I'll be late for work."
Muffled voice on the other side of the line: "<how bad is it?>"
Jack: "Well, believe me when I say it's baaaaaaaaahhhd. Lots and lots of baaaaaaahhd!"
Muffled voice: "<You are always the black sheep of the company, you know?"
Jack: "Yeah, I have a tendency to go in against the flow ..."
Muffled voice: "<Can't you shave off something of your delay at least?">
Jack: "I'll insert a blanket statement then: no."
So much puns. 3 pts

Zenofex
- Connor McScott, stop counting them sheep and DO SOMETHIN'!
- Quiet, woman! Them be ol' McShaw sheep, he be sayin' he has more than me. He's a fokin' liar, I know it. Now quit distractin' me and do some countin'!
The war of the sheeps. 2 pts

Oddball
When you're in class and open a package of gum.
I don’t get it. 1 pts

Celfious
Hey sheeps can I get a push to the gas station?
Bold 3,5 pts

EnergyZ
Really that bad? 1,5 pts

CountBezuhoff
'What do you mean, "Your insurance policy doesn't cover car accidents involving even-toed ungulates?" What the hell is an ungulate and why do I have to pay out of my pocket if its toe composition isn't odd?'
Wat. 4 pts



Scoreboard
Maurice – 47 pts
Zenofex – 43,5 pts
CountBezuhoff – 41,5 pts
Blizzardboy – 36 pts
Oddball – 36 pts
Trogdor – 34 pts
fuChris – 27 pts
fred79 – 28,5 pts
Ghost – 24 pts
Kipshasz – 23,5 pts
friendofgunnar – 23 pts
Elvin – 19 pts
Neraus – 13,5 pts
Celfious – 10,5 pts
Gnomes2169 – 8 pts
gorman – 7 pts
NoobX – 5 pts
The_Polyglot – 5 pts
verriker – 4 pts
EnergyZ – 3,5 pts
Stevie – 1 pts
Thank you for playing!


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Maurice
Maurice

Hero of Order
Part of the furniture
posted October 20, 2019 10:39 AM
Edited by Maurice at 10:40, 20 Oct 2019.

Galaad said:
Maurice being a fellow Mod he cannot win, ...


Wtf??? I’m going to use my mod powers to silence you!



Thanks for having hosted the latest series, Galaad! Much appreciated

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... so congratulations to Zenofex!


Congrats! May I suggest a new title? Mr. Funnypants or something?
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