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2ndHero
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Floppy Slayer
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posted June 01, 2008 04:19 PM |
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What "doggystyle" means after the wedding.
 
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TnT_Addict
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Beautiful Liar
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posted June 01, 2008 04:38 PM |
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OmegaDestroyer
Hero of Order
Fox or Chicken?
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posted June 01, 2008 05:00 PM |
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Bride: "You're married now. There's not going to be any time for you to hang out and have fun with your friends!"
Groom: *whimpers*
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The giant has awakened
You drink my blood and drown
Wrath and raving I will not stop
You'll never take me down
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mamgaeater
Legendary Hero
Shroud, Flying, Trample, Haste
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posted June 01, 2008 06:12 PM |
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My girlfriend rides me so hard... no smoking, no beer, no xbox or WoW and look what she did to our wedding cake.
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Protection From Everything.
dota
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skullman
Famous Hero
banned
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posted June 01, 2008 07:37 PM |
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women want respect but isn't this crossing the line a bit you know what i mean
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B-E-T-A
Promising
Legendary Hero
Guess Who is Back?
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posted June 01, 2008 07:48 PM |
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Edited by B-E-T-A at 08:05, 02 Jun 2008.
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How weddings look like in 2030 when the womens have 51% of all control in the world.
Edit: This is actually a theoretical subject I took up, siences have forseen that around 2030, womens will stand with 51% of control in the world and, by my own spekulations, a man discriminasion will begin.
Now for the actual joke:
Was it love or fear which brought the man to the wedding?
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mvassilev
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted June 01, 2008 08:14 PM |
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Lexxan
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
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posted June 01, 2008 08:18 PM |
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Edited by Lexxan at 16:32, 02 Jun 2008.
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It's Violent_Flower and The_Gootch!
*runs*
I had exactly the same idea 
My solution: New Proverb: "Marry in Haste, Repent at Leashure" 
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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executor
Famous Hero
Otherworldly Ambassador
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posted June 01, 2008 09:40 PM |
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But mommy, you told me that men are savage beasts and need taming. I'll start right now!
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Understanding is a three-edged sword.
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Nikita
Famous Hero
Meepo is underrated
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posted June 02, 2008 01:34 AM |
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Mytical get a dog instead....
Who is going to judje?
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted June 02, 2008 09:58 AM |
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Lizzie Borden's wedding cake.
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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TheDeath
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
with serious business
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posted June 02, 2008 11:27 AM |
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Total pwnage: "You have been pwned!"
pwnt
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phoenixreborn
Promising
Legendary Hero
Unicorn
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posted June 02, 2008 04:28 PM |
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The Utah polygamist compound finally revealed their brain transplant work.
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Spectrum
Famous Hero
Plan B
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posted June 02, 2008 05:31 PM |
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Who ever said marriage is the end of interesting sex...
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Aculias is like the male nipple of HC, TNT being the other one -Baklava
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Homer171
Promising
Supreme Hero
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posted June 02, 2008 11:41 PM |
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I once had life of my own 
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Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force.
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The_Gootch
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Kneel Before Me Sons of HC!!
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posted June 03, 2008 12:22 AM |
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It's Violent_Flower and The_Gootch!
If you were an icecream flavor you'd be Mint Chocolate Wimp.
If you were a fastfood you'd be Kentucky Fried Punk
If you were a Native American your name would be Sits when Peeing.
If you were a brandname chewing gum you'd be Bubbledum.
If you were a french fry you'd be a girly Q.
If you were a candy sold at a movie theatre you'd be Goobers.
*bristles*
Who else? Lexxan?
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OmegaDestroyer
Hero of Order
Fox or Chicken?
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posted June 03, 2008 12:29 AM |
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Kentucky Fried Punk. Awesome.
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The giant has awakened
You drink my blood and drown
Wrath and raving I will not stop
You'll never take me down
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GenieLord
Honorable
Legendary Hero
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posted June 03, 2008 12:29 AM |
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I think that the bride is a HC member. You might have noticed that she is a bit bitter.
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The_Gootch
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Kneel Before Me Sons of HC!!
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posted June 03, 2008 12:31 AM |
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I have soiled the thread and even though I'm not a contestant
Here's my answer for the pic.
Not much has changed in the 700 years since the Wife of Bath told us her tale.
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VokialBG
Honorable
Legendary Hero
First in line
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posted June 03, 2008 12:35 AM |
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Its scene from "Married with Children" reproduced on the cake.
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