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Lexxan
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
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posted October 26, 2009 09:17 PM |
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Hey, you're gonna let this die at page 100, are you? 
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted October 26, 2009 09:35 PM |
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Not 100 anymore, you made sure of that  Yeah I got busy with the duel tourneys and personal schedule, trying to juggle them all at the same time. I'll update by tomorrow, promise.
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H5 is still alive and kicking, join us in the Duel Map discord server!
Map also hosted on Moddb
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pei
Famous Hero
Fresh Air.
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posted October 27, 2009 08:05 PM |
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Ohhh...i thought it was a new pic...
so...
*cough*
...what do you see in this pic?
had to say something...
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted October 27, 2009 08:56 PM |
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Nowadays the lure of justice and glory is just not enough.
Mvass: It's the beer Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll ban him because it can take it. Because it's not our beer. It's a silent fizz, a steady taste. A dark brew.
Awesome 3pts.
Lexxan: Kipshazs STRIKES!!!
Yeah saw him coming from a mile away 2pts.
mamga: Its Trogdor's clever trap to sell his room temperature beer.
The clever devil 3pts.
trogdor: "This looks like a job for Duffman".
Absolutely 3pts.
Fauch: batman : they finally have a good reason to call me.
So much for the call of justice 3pts.
Geny: "Because Gotham doesn't need a hero... It needs a PARTY!"
YESSS!!  Party on 3pts.
fate: The party was already underway, and Batman was late. He's supposed to take the alcohol you know.
Someone has to do the dirty work 2pts.
BETA: *5 mins later Batman finds the source of the marker, but instead of beer, Batman finds a joker card there*
Batman: "Damn that joker and his tricks! And damn me for falling for them!"
*Batman leaves*
Drunken Police officer in the party that batman was invited to: "Whoops, I just remembered that were I lost the last joker in our card deck."
Kinda overcomplicated 2pts.
lucky dwarf: The government trying to lure the Joker with cheap parlor tricks the only problem is his spam senses are tingling.
Umm right. But you get +2 pts for being the only one to notice that the anniversary pic was unrelated 
Death: Noobs, they should try vodka next time.
Hehe 2pts.
bixie: Batman: Oh christ not again
Oracle: Batman, what's up?
Batman: the GCPD thanksgiving party has gotten out of hand again.
The horror! 2pts.
pei:
Batman: Whatīs wrong with him Gordon?I said use it when necessary!
Gordon: I dont know whatīs happening..
Robin: hey guys...what the...delivery?I told you it wasnt a good idea to give the signal to Kip!
Batman: Well its too late, isnt it? Letīs bat-crush into the party!
(image momment)
Robin: I love when you say that dear..
Batman: You naughty..
Gordon: Damn these men in tights...
You lil' perv The last part kinda detracts from the joke. 1pt.
ROUND 12!
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Geny
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted October 27, 2009 08:56 PM |
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Quote:
...what do you see in this pic?
You.
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DON'T BE A NOOB, JOIN A.D.V.E.N.T.U.R.E.
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mamgaeater
Legendary Hero
Shroud, Flying, Trample, Haste
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posted October 27, 2009 09:12 PM |
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So i herd u liek... Betty, what's that creature again?
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blizzardboy
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Nerf Herder
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posted October 27, 2009 09:17 PM |
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*Glances at paper*
Will you go out with me? [ ]Yes [ ]No [ ]Maybe
"Mr. President, what's your decision about Iraq"
"Yes!"
"Okay, we're commencing the invasion now."
"Wait, say what again?"
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"Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us."
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pei
Famous Hero
Fresh Air.
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posted October 27, 2009 09:31 PM |
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Quote:
Quote:
...what do you see in this pic?
You.
Bad boy...
*Delivers note*
Sir...dont nod quite yet...the earphones are unplugged
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lucky_dwarf
Promising
Supreme Hero
Visiting
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posted October 27, 2009 09:54 PM |
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Bush was not our most discrete president.
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So much has changed in my absence.
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mvassilev
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted October 27, 2009 10:12 PM |
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Just because you're wearing glasses doesn't mean you can write.
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Eccentric Opinion
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Fauch
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted October 27, 2009 11:25 PM |
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My cause is just. My will is strong. And my nuclear warheads are very, very large!
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted October 28, 2009 07:49 AM |
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"George, do you have any Elvis Presley on your iPod?"
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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bixie
Promising
Legendary Hero
my common sense is tingling!
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posted October 28, 2009 05:57 PM |
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Edited by bixie at 17:58, 28 Oct 2009.
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"How'ma doin', Condey?"
"Goerge, why are you asking me on your poker hand? you've got a guy telling you what to do, another guy telling you how to play and about sixteen snipers trained on the other players to help you win!"
"you've got tha ear-whatzit tellin' me whatta bet! he's raised 2 50, should A go for new-clear war?"
*hangs head in shame at his poor attempt to impersonate george dubya bush over the internetz*
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Love, Laugh, Learn, Live.
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B-E-T-A
Promising
Legendary Hero
Guess Who is Back?
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posted October 29, 2009 03:26 PM |
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Back during the Bush reign in USA
Reporter: As we all can see, our president George W. Bush is aware of the seriousness of this situasion concerning the claims that Irak got nuclear weapons, he will obviously hang the liers!
Bush *whispering*: "The Wolf has eaten two pigs and is about to move on to the third. It is a really big bad wolf." *hears Irak being mentioned* "The Wolf is from Irak? INVADE! PROTECT THE PIG!"
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There is no good or evil, only madness. The question is "Just how mad are you?"
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Lexxan
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
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posted November 01, 2009 08:49 PM |
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A little Discussion between Bush and Condie
Bush: "Wait, Condie, can you give me the Memo about China's president again...What was he called again?"
Rice: "Hu, Sir."
Bush: "The Leader of China. Who is he?"
Rice: "Hu."
Bush: "Who?!!"
Rice: "Hu!"
Bush: "Who was the leader in China?!"
Rice: "Hu is the leader in China, Mister President!! Hu, sir."
Bush: "That's what I'm asking you! Who is he?"
Rice: "Hu IS the leader in China, sir. Wait, I'll write it down on this blockno-"
Bush: "Don't play any games with me, Condie!"
Rice: "Yes, Sir."
Bush: "Yassir? Yassir Arafat? What does he have to do with it? Isn't he dead?"
Rice: "Yes, Sir, He is, but that's not the-"
Bush: "Why do you keep mentionning Yassir then?"
Rice: *Facepalm* "Why didn't I just go Cheyney Hunting with Sarah Palin? This Government sucks!"
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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TheDeath
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
with serious business
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posted November 01, 2009 09:07 PM |
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By the looks of it, I think he just heard the brown note.
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The above post is subject to SIRIOUSness.
No jokes were harmed during the making of this signature.
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Geny
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted November 01, 2009 09:10 PM |
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Edited by Geny at 21:12, 01 Nov 2009.
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Bush's note to Rice "Do these glasses make me look smart?" was greeted by an expected response from her.
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VokialBG
Honorable
Legendary Hero
First in line
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posted November 02, 2009 09:12 PM |
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Edited by VokialBG at 21:15, 02 Nov 2009.
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Condoliza: Here is the bill for the visitation of the russian president Medvedev, boss.
Buch: Do I really have pay for him?
Condoliza: He was our guest, boss.
Buch: So let me see it.
*Condoliza show the bill*
Buch: OMG???!!! What the... ???!!! So many tones of vodka ??? What was that for?
Condoliza: Well, he was not our only russian guest, boss, also for the pool at the hotel, he insisted.
Buch (sarcastc): The commies got us again! They ruined the 2009 bougette! *shock*
Condoliza: This may cause real global economic crisis...
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asmodean
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Heroine at the weekend.
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posted November 12, 2009 03:04 AM |
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George reads the note:
Yes. Everyone just heard you fart.
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To err is human, to arr is pirate.
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Binabik
Responsible
Legendary Hero
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posted November 12, 2009 05:12 AM |
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Edited by Binabik at 05:13, 12 Nov 2009.
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Condie's note says:
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I don't even want to think about what Bush's other hand is doing below the table.
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