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Thread: What do you see in the picture? This Popular Thread is 200 pages long: 1 30 60 90 ... 112 113 114 115 116 ... 120 150 180 200 · «PREV / NEXT»
War-overlord
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Presidente of Isla del Tropico
posted September 25, 2011 01:32 PM

The First National Bank of Pangea, only whishing the best for it's customers and employees. Ask about our new rates on Triceratops-escrow.
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bixie
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my common sense is tingling!
posted September 25, 2011 03:17 PM

one would hope it had been longer.
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Trogdor
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Words in a custom title
posted September 25, 2011 03:17 PM

In actuality, it has been 123 days since the last velociraptor attack. It's just that the employees were too scared to change the sign.
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Tsar-Ivor
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posted September 25, 2011 03:58 PM
Edited by Tsar-Ivor at 16:03, 25 Sep 2011.

"I think the boards recent policy to keep the velociraptors in cages, was an inspired decision. Shame that it took them 2years to figure out that velociraptors running around the workplace & devouring the employees is bad for business .
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Fauch
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posted September 25, 2011 04:49 PM

6 years old boy : Mom! Mom! that's where I want to work when I grow up!!!

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Lexxan
Lexxan


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Unimpressed by your logic
posted September 25, 2011 08:48 PM

Yeah, uhm, sorry Mrs. Clinton, but that means it's off-bounds for you, as well.

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gnomes2169
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Duke of the Glade
posted September 25, 2011 09:32 PM

Time to reset the board... Poor Creighton...
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The_Polyglot
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Nuttier than squirrel poo
posted September 25, 2011 10:14 PM

"Seems like our new anti-velociraptor measures are working. Escort the 13th virgin to the altar, please!"
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kodial79
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How'd Phi's Lov't
posted September 25, 2011 11:03 PM

Company CEO: It's been 12 days since we brought in that Tyrannosaurus Rex and there have been no more velociraptor attacks on our employees. He drove them all away! So what do they complain about this time?

Vice President: Well, you see, they complain about the Tyrannosaurus eating them now...

Company CEO: You've got to be kidding! There's no pleasing some people! Any excuse they can find to skip work...


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mvassilev
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posted September 25, 2011 11:29 PM

A common sight before the Velociraptor Rights Movement.
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OmegaDestroyer
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Fox or Chicken?
posted September 26, 2011 01:14 AM

A leaked photo from the set of the new Jurassic Park movie.  
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Jabanoss
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Property of Nightterror™
posted October 03, 2011 09:27 AM
Edited by Jabanoss at 19:39, 03 Oct 2011.

If Velociraptors are discriminated at work

Is it called Racism or Specism?

(Edit: Sorry for the bad ascii. haha)
Edit2: Nevermind, here's a picture for the right mood
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Elvin
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posted October 03, 2011 01:55 PM

I don't see anything in there. Anyways I'll conclude the round this evening, you should have enough time to fix it.
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JoonasTo
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What if Elvin was female?
posted October 03, 2011 02:02 PM


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B-E-T-A
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Guess Who is Back?
posted October 05, 2011 12:33 PM

Scientist: "What did I say? After this demonstration the workers will not dare to slack off when they could be working, in fear that we will release the raptors again!"
Director: "That is all well and good, but how do you get them back in the cage?"
Scientist: "Pardon?"
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DagothGares
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No gods or kings
posted October 05, 2011 12:38 PM

Even after the dinosaur apocalypse, people still spend most of their time working desk jobs.
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blizzardboy
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Nerf Herder
posted October 05, 2011 01:45 PM
Edited by blizzardboy at 13:58, 05 Oct 2011.

"Everybody has been coming here trying to get a job."

"Oh I'm sure not everybody has been coming here."

"Dude, trust me. Everybody. You don't even want to know the details. We lost 3 HR managers last month."

"You mean they quit?"

"Yeah, sure. They quit. Go ahead and believe that."

"Why are you acting so defensive? Chill out."

"You're like all the rookies around here. You take trips to the copy machine without an armed escort. You go into the break room by yourself. You probably even take a piss at your own leisure. You come into work with your fancy shoes and your tie and you act as though it were just a regular day. Next thing you know, you're staring point blank at your own spleen laying on the floor and trying to stop the flow of blood pouring out of your maimed body. It doesn't last long after that. You might get a few screams off if you're lucky, until you get your throat ripped open. So take my advice kid, fix your attitude and start hanging out with the right crowd around here if you want to live."

"...Is this some kind of metaphor?"
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The_Polyglot
The_Polyglot


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Nuttier than squirrel poo
posted October 07, 2011 08:11 PM

*Pokes thread with a stick* Hmmm...  
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Tsar-Ivor
Tsar-Ivor


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posted October 11, 2011 11:20 PM
Edited by Tsar-Ivor at 23:20, 11 Oct 2011.

*Bump* (don't worry Elvin we know that you're busy, no rush )
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Elvin
Elvin


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Endless Revival
posted October 11, 2011 11:24 PM

I know, sorry guys. A number of things have come up and on top of it I'm leaving for army on 24/10 as I learnt just today. I'm afraid I'll have two more rounds and then hand out the appropriate shinies
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