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Lexxan
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
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posted October 12, 2011 12:40 PM |
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:eeeek: that sucks. Oh well, in Elvin's absense, is somebody else willing to host this game further?
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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Tsar-Ivor
Promising
Legendary Hero
Scourge of God
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posted October 12, 2011 08:41 PM |
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I'm sure Elvin will make a great soldier  , do try to make it back in one piece though 
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"No laughs were had. There is only shame and sadness." Jenny
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Fauch
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted October 12, 2011 08:47 PM |
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a good soldier is one who doesn't harm anybody.
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Lexxan
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
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posted October 12, 2011 08:56 PM |
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and one who doesn't get himself killed. (YOU'D BETTER NOT GET YOURSELF KILLED!!!!)
Then again, since Elvin's Greek, a carreer in the military is probably the ONLY way not to get hurt, be it by the riots or by the economic crisis.
But do you whether you get free bronze helmets and spears for target practice.
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted October 12, 2011 10:10 PM |
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Quote:
Then again, since Elvin's Greek, a carreer in the military is probably the ONLY way not to get hurt
That's +1 pts for you  Funny yet true.
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The_Polyglot
Promising
Supreme Hero
Nuttier than squirrel poo
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posted October 13, 2011 03:12 PM |
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You gotta serve in the army, Elvin?  That sucks big time, man.  Don't get hurt please, and since it's inevitable, at least try to contribute to the war effort only by teaching them kick@ss HoMM tactics, OK?
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Tsar-Ivor
Promising
Legendary Hero
Scourge of God
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posted October 13, 2011 04:26 PM |
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Wait what? Why the negative approach to the military Poly? 
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"No laughs were had. There is only shame and sadness." Jenny
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DagothGares
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
No gods or kings
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posted October 13, 2011 06:42 PM |
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Violence is an admission of failure, tsar. 
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Lexxan
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
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posted October 13, 2011 07:10 PM |
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I think you guys forget Elvin's heading to the army, guys.
Soliers do not get hurt or come even close to violence lest you count the violence extorted to peel potatoes or scruw toilet bowls with toothbrushes.
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Lexxan
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
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posted October 16, 2011 05:38 PM |
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Point tally of this round so far:
Lexxan: +1
Everyone else: 0
dwi guys. ^__^
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted October 18, 2011 02:43 PM |
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And now I cannot even turn on my pc, for f's sake! Will get the results ready for afternoon but under these circumstances there will not be another round. Of course the game does not have to end here, it would be preferable if someone took over and continued updating the scores. Sadly there have not been enough rounds and ending it right here right now would feel premature to say the least. I just want you to consider two things: Do you have the time to update 1-2 times a week and if so do you have the commitment to carry the game on? And secondly, do you feel lucky funny? Do you punk?
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted October 18, 2011 06:19 PM |
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I swear they will complain about everything these days, back then we didn't even have a job!
War-Overlord:
The First National Bank of Pangea, only whishing the best for it's customers and employees. Ask about our new rates on Triceratops-escrow.
Times have not changed much 2pts.
bixie:
one would hope it had been longer.
Tsk tsk 1pts.
Trogdor:
In actuality, it has been 123 days since the last velociraptor attack. It's just that the employees were too scared to change the sign.
Lol! 3pts.
Tsar Ivor:
"I think the boards recent policy to keep the velociraptors in cages, was an inspired decision. Shame that it took them 2years to figure out that velociraptors running around the workplace & devouring the employees is bad for business.
Corporations have a peculiar way of reasoning 2pts.
fauch:
6 years old boy : Mom! Mom! that's where I want to work when I grow up!!!
3pts.
Lex:
Yeah, uhm, sorry Mrs. Clinton, but that means it's off-bounds for you, as well.
I see what's going on.. 3pts.
(+1 pts bonus.)
gnomes:
Time to reset the board... Poor Creighton...
I have absolutely no idea what you are talking about :/
polyglot:
"Seems like our new anti-velociraptor measures are working. Escort the 13th virgin to the altar, please!"
Delicious 3pts.
kodial:
Company CEO: It's been 12 days since we brought in that Tyrannosaurus Rex and there have been no more velociraptor attacks on our employees. He drove them all away! So what do they complain about this time?
Vice President: Well, you see, they complain about the Tyrannosaurus eating them now...
Company CEO: You've got to be kidding! There's no pleasing some people! Any excuse they can find to skip work...
Damn bums 3pts.
mvass:
A common sight before the Velociraptor Rights Movement.
lol 2pts.
omega:
A leaked photo from the set of the new Jurassic Park movie.
Now that would have been awesome, real dinos roaming the set for added realism. 2pts.
jaba:
If Velociraptors are discriminated at work
Is it called Racism or Specism?
Heheh  3pts.
BETA:
Scientist: "What did I say? After this demonstration the workers will not dare to slack off when they could be working, in fear that we will release the raptors again!"
Director: "That is all well and good, but how do you get them back in the cage?"
Scientist: "Pardon?"
 3pts.
dagoth:
Even after the dinosaur apocalypse, people still spend most of their time working desk jobs.
Depressing isn't it? 2pts.
bliz:
"Everybody has been coming here trying to get a job."
"Oh I'm sure not everybody has been coming here."
"Dude, trust me. Everybody. You don't even want to know the details. We lost 3 HR managers last month."
"You mean they quit?"
"Yeah, sure. They quit. Go ahead and believe that."
"Why are you acting so defensive? Chill out."
"You're like all the rookies around here. You take trips to the copy machine without an armed escort. You go into the break room by yourself. You probably even take a piss at your own leisure. You come into work with your fancy shoes and your tie and you act as though it were just a regular day. Next thing you know, you're staring point blank at your own spleen laying on the floor and trying to stop the flow of blood pouring out of your maimed body. It doesn't last long after that. You might get a few screams off if you're lucky, until you get your throat ripped open. So take my advice kid, fix your attitude and start hanging out with the right crowd around here if you want to live."
"...Is this some kind of metaphor?"
If not for the length I'd give it a 3 for presentation. 2pts.
ROUND 9!
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Geny
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted October 18, 2011 06:26 PM |
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Edited by Geny at 18:36, 18 Oct 2011.
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Disney finally adapted its humor to the new generation of children.
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Lexxan
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
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posted October 18, 2011 07:43 PM |
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Pro-wrestling. Lexxan Style.
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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gnomes2169
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Duke of the Glade
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posted October 19, 2011 03:01 AM |
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What the hell did I do last night?!
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Yeah in the 18th century, two inventions suggested a method of measurement. One won and the other stayed in America.
-Ghost destroying Fred
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The_Polyglot
Promising
Supreme Hero
Nuttier than squirrel poo
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posted October 19, 2011 05:52 PM |
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Promotional still for the upcoming theatrical recreation of Cinderella and the Seven Aquatic Beasts, by the residents of the Disney Institute for the Mentally Ill.
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Sanity through drugs. Order yours today!
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bixie
Promising
Legendary Hero
my common sense is tingling!
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posted October 19, 2011 08:56 PM |
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If you havin' girl problems, I feel bad for you son,
I'm sleepin' wit' disney princesses, so sex ain't one.
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Love, Laugh, Learn, Live.
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meroe
Supreme Hero
Basically Smurfette
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posted October 19, 2011 09:53 PM |
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"We demand to be taken seriously", said spokeswoman Sindylou Morris, as the Disneyland Women Performers Union attempts to prove they are more than just cleavage and pretty faces, fails to prove a point.
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz
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blizzardboy
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Nerf Herder
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posted October 19, 2011 09:59 PM |
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Snow White was to be charged for giving magical apples to underage eaters, authorities reported.
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"Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us."
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alcibiades
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
of Gold Dragons
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posted October 19, 2011 10:45 PM |
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The reason Walt opted for cartoons rather than real motion picture when he started his company.
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What will happen now?
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