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del_diablo
Legendary Hero
Manifest
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posted November 10, 2011 10:52 AM |
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I don't need words:
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Shyranis
Promising
Supreme Hero
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posted November 15, 2011 08:16 PM |
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All great submissions. Keep up the good work. Sorry it's so late. I did warn you guys =)
Very tough to arbitrarily assign points, but I can manage. They're completely subjective so please don't take offense if you think the score should have been different. They were all funny.
Daggoth:
Gotta love that classic morning after expression.
Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope, nu-uh, nu-uh. 3Pts.
Tsar:
That kids is what happens if you simultaneously consume meth and paprika.
A-woooooooowwwww ow ow ow ow! 2Pts.
Fauch:
You were only supposed to tickle me 
Passing out is not part of the deal! 2Pts.
Gnomes:
Why does this always happen at the most awkward times?
Lucy on my lap with herpes? 2Pts.
Lex:
That's Forfy's cousin, OForOrgasmsSake.
Looks like he might have been born as a Preemie. 3Pts.
OhFor:
When you want the muppets for your birthday party.
I know you can do better than that, but thanks for contributing (I usually don't so you get more points than I do) =) 1Pt.
Meroe:
The Beer Goggle Effect.
He looked like such a stud before it wore off. 2Pts.
Duke:
'Oh, I feel so pink, darling!'
'Now, that's what I call strange love, baby!'
He's just tickled pink at their relationship. 2Pts.
OD:
"OH YEAH, BABY! RIGHT THERE! RIGHT THERE!!! Uh... baby? Hello?"
Looks down.
""Awwwwww man. Not again!"
He's just, that good. 3Pts.
Bixie:
he forgot to rubber up.
Uh oh. 2Pts.
War-Overlord:
Cookie-Monster's sister was often noted for having a decidedly different appetite than her brother. The rumours of her bi-curiousness have never been proven though.
***** Monster? Really? 3Pts.
Trogdor:
A sneak preview of the latest Aphex Twin music video.
I had to look up that reference. 1Pt.
B-E-T-A:
This program is not recommended for children under the age of 18.
"I want to go where the air is clean". Yeah right. 3Pts.
Polyglot:
Pictured:Why today's children aged 9 and under will never have drunk one-night-stands. Ever. Not pictured: sanity
Image courtesy of the M.A.I.M (Muppet Anti-Intoxication Movement)
Pass it on! 3Pts.
Mvass:
"Damn it, I left the stove on!.. for a week!"
eep! 2Pts.
Del Diablo:
Pedobear Approved.
Creepy meme. 1Pt.
I'll submit the next picture when I can unless somebody else wishes to take over =)
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Youtube has terminated my account without reason.
Please express why it should be reinstated on
Twitter.
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gnomes2169
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Duke of the Glade
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posted November 16, 2011 01:33 AM |
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Might take over for one round if I can find a picture, if you don't mind Shy. 
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Yeah in the 18th century, two inventions suggested a method of measurement. One won and the other stayed in America.
-Ghost destroying Fred
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DagothGares
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
No gods or kings
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posted November 16, 2011 01:35 AM |
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"Well, I MAY be a pig, but you're still black."
I used it for this image and I ain't budging.
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If you have any more questions, go to Dagoth Cares.
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OmegaDestroyer
Hero of Order
Fox or Chicken?
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posted November 16, 2011 01:46 AM |
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Edit: You know what? I'm not even going to bother competing in this round. I cannot top Zeno and Fauch.
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The giant has awakened
You drink my blood and drown
Wrath and raving I will not stop
You'll never take me down
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Duke_Falcon
Disgraceful
Supreme Hero
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posted November 16, 2011 08:40 AM |
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'Wha'? Just 'cause I'm black?! U r a racist animal!'
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Tsar-Ivor
Promising
Legendary Hero
Scourge of God
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posted November 16, 2011 11:14 AM |
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"In the land of white sheep, the black one is king" 
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"No laughs were had. There is only shame and sadness." Jenny
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Zenofex
Responsible
Legendary Hero
Kreegan-atheist
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posted November 16, 2011 11:15 AM |
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The Black Goat of the Woods with a Thousand White.
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The_Polyglot
Promising
Supreme Hero
Nuttier than squirrel poo
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posted November 16, 2011 03:04 PM |
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*Post wiped on account of it being of an inferior quality*
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Sanity through drugs. Order yours today!
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted November 17, 2011 02:34 PM |
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According to George Lucas, this was actually practice for a scene involving Darth Vader leading his Stormtrooper army to battle.
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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Fauch
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted November 17, 2011 02:57 PM |
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Edited by Fauch at 14:57, 17 Nov 2011.
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"Yes, WE CAN!"
and then, all the sheeps followed.
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Lexxan
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
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posted November 17, 2011 06:07 PM |
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Edited by Lexxan at 18:08, 17 Nov 2011.
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It's easy to see who aspired to be a chimney sheep.
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OmegaDestroyer
Hero of Order
Fox or Chicken?
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posted November 17, 2011 06:50 PM |
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Quote:
"Yes, WE CAN!"
and then, all the sheeps followed.
Well done, sir! *Claps*
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The giant has awakened
You drink my blood and drown
Wrath and raving I will not stop
You'll never take me down
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bixie
Promising
Legendary Hero
my common sense is tingling!
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posted November 17, 2011 11:09 PM |
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Edited by bixie at 23:12, 17 Nov 2011.
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ninja sheep suddenly realised his night camouflage was still on.
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Love, Laugh, Learn, Live.
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B-E-T-A
Promising
Legendary Hero
Guess Who is Back?
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posted November 18, 2011 09:02 AM |
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The Ku Klux Klan has a new target.
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There is no good or evil, only madness. The question is "Just how mad are you?"
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War-overlord
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Presidente of Isla del Tropico
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posted November 18, 2011 10:34 AM |
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One white sheep to another: "Oh, it's that guy again. Always trying to prove he's an individual."
Other white sheep: "Don't let him get you riled up like that, dude. When push comes to shove, he's just as much a herd-animal as the rest of us. Besides, who do you think the wolves are gonna notice first."
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Vote El Presidente! Or Else!
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted November 18, 2011 01:20 PM |
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Quote:
The Black Goat of the Woods with a Thousand White.
Quote:
"Yes, WE CAN!"
and then, all the sheeps followed.
Those two get an additional +1pt from me  
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H5 is still alive and kicking, join us in the Duel Map discord server!
Map also hosted on Moddb
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The_Polyglot
Promising
Supreme Hero
Nuttier than squirrel poo
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posted November 18, 2011 03:50 PM |
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Can I try again? If so, here's my (final) entry:
'Baa baa, black sheep, have You any wool?
Yessir, Yessir, three bags full.
One for my Master,one for my Dame,
And one for the herd of sheep standing behind meee.'
The moral of the nursery rhyme: Black sheep are fickle, impulsive mistresses indeed. Mess with them only at your own risk.
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Sanity through drugs. Order yours today!
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B-E-T-A
Promising
Legendary Hero
Guess Who is Back?
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posted November 30, 2011 08:06 AM |
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Sooooooooooo...what about this contest?
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There is no good or evil, only madness. The question is "Just how mad are you?"
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mvassilev
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted November 30, 2011 08:28 AM |
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"We hoped more diversity would inspire more differences of opinion, but they're still sheep."
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Eccentric Opinion
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