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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: What do you see in the picture?
Thread: What do you see in the picture? This Popular Thread is 185 pages long: 1 20 40 60 80 100 ... 120 121 122 123 124 ... 140 160 180 185 · «PREV / NEXT»
NoobX
NoobX


Promising
Legendary Hero
posted May 14, 2016 11:37 PM

Not anymore.  Now that I'm just an hour away from being a full-fleged adult, I see that I am a person who can't give his love to anyone.  Not even to the closest family members.  I was hurt in my life, and now-  Let's not post off-topic stuff here.
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The_Polyglot
The_Polyglot


Promising
Supreme Hero
Legit Karate champ. Totally.
posted May 14, 2016 11:41 PM

*fap fap fap*
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Tsar-Ivor
Tsar-Ivor


Promising
Legendary Hero
Soli deo gloria
posted May 14, 2016 11:41 PM
Edited by Tsar-Ivor at 17:16, 15 May 2016.

Kudos to nooby's and Mvass' entries ^^'

@Nooby: Maybe your problem is that you're trying to sow your oats too hard, when instead you should be letting others give their love to you .
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fred79
fred79


Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
SCOURGE OF THE H-SEA
posted May 14, 2016 11:50 PM

@ noobx: i forgot this was the tavern(thought it was the vw, lol). i'll move the convo.

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Gryphs
Gryphs


Supreme Hero
The Clever Title
posted May 15, 2016 01:49 AM

Those tights are just the wrong shade of brown...
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Galaad
Galaad

Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
posted May 15, 2016 03:35 AM

Nice wood.
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Homer171
Homer171


Promising
Supreme Hero
posted May 15, 2016 03:32 PM

I lost?

- That's what you get playing head in your a$$
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Celfious
Celfious


Responsible
Legendary Hero
The highest shadow.
posted May 16, 2016 03:37 PM

Decisive moments: when you realize your hot date has.. the mysterious buldge
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why it doesn't matter. Just seek the light.

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Elvin
Elvin


Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
What if Elvin was female?
posted May 16, 2016 08:08 PM

Sorry, we haven't taken her to the exorcist lately.
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kipshasz
kipshasz


Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
posted May 16, 2016 09:53 PM

A rare sight of a soviet gymnast playing a game of pool.
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EnergyZ
EnergyZ


Legendary Hero
President of MM Wiki
posted May 16, 2016 10:05 PM
Edited by EnergyZ at 22:06, 16 May 2016.

They said I could become anything, so I became a porn star ruthless billiard player.

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Minion
Minion


Legendary Hero
posted May 16, 2016 10:49 PM
Edited by Minion at 22:50, 16 May 2016.

Just read my lips - I said no to Bush!
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AlkarRahn
AlkarRahn


Promising
Legendary Hero
Divine Arcanist
posted May 17, 2016 07:40 AM

A dive like that, well I'll have to give her form a 5 out of 10, but the fact that she made no splash on impact, that receives a full 10 out of 10.
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Trogdor
Trogdor


Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
posted May 18, 2016 03:43 PM

It may look comfortable for her but I'm pretty sure she's stuck that way because of super glue.
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Geny
Geny


Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
posted May 21, 2016 08:52 AM
Edited by Geny at 09:00, 21 May 2016.

- Are you sure this is gymnast Olympics trials?
- Of course, baby. Just keep hitting those balls.

frosty
" Potential, great potential! "
Pity it's unrealized in your case. - 1pt.

kiryu
" This specific thing is someones fetish. "
Rule 34 is never wrong. - 1pt.

Tsar
'People that try to think outside of the box, often end up screwing themselves over.'
At least they don't need anyone else. - 2pt.

Maurice
"I am starting to doubt what they told me about how to play this game..."
No, no, you're doing great, I promise. - 2pt.

fred
" flexible AND thick? i've got a stick for her to play with. "
Unfortunately, it's not long enough. - 1pt.

NoobX
" Wouldn't mind getting my balls in her hole. "
That's... not how this works... - 2pt.

fuChris
“When one has reached maturity in the art, one will have a formless form. It is like ice dissolving in water. When one has no form, one can be all forms; when one has no style, he can fit in with any style.”
Become one with the balls. - 1pt.

mvass
"Want to play pool?"
"We're already playing pool..."
"No, I mean gene pool."
The game where everybody wins! - 3pt.

Sleeping_Sun
" As a top player, I might have gone over the top in staying on top of things. "
With a cherry on top. - 2pt.

Stevie
" Having a crack at it, pool with nothing but cue balls. "
They're everywhere! - 1pt.

Poly
*fap fap fap*
Turn it down in there! - 0pt.

Gryphs
" Those tights are just the wrong shade of brown... "
Would you prefer them to be red? - 1pt.

Galaad
" Nice wood. "
That's why she's lying on it. - 2pt.

Homer
I lost?
- That's what you get playing head in your a$$

But I need something to rest my butt on... - 2pt.

Celfious
" Decisive moments: when you realize your hot date has.. the mysterious buldge "
At least she knows how to play - 1pt.

Elvin
" Sorry, we haven't taken her to the exorcist lately. "
Every demon specializes in twisting different parts of a human's body - 2pt.

Kip
" A rare sight of a soviet gymnast playing a game of pool. "
The polit-buro are in the audience. - 2pt.

EnergyZ
" They said I could become anything, so I became a porn star ruthless billiard player. "
You have very specific dreams - 1pt.

Minion
" Just read my lips - I said no to Bush! "
Thanks, Obama! - 3pt.

Alkar
" A dive like that, well I'll have to give her form a 5 out of 10, but the fact that she made no splash on impact, that receives a full 10 out of 10. "
Pity that her spine broke on collision - 2pt.

Trogdor
" It may look comfortable for her but I'm pretty sure she's stuck that way because of super glue. "
Those teenager pranks are getting pretty mean - 1pt.


And the number of competitors keeps rising!

And now, by popular demand (of fred) and alci's courtesy, get ready for round 5:

GO!
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Raenus
Raenus


Famous Hero
Grouchy curmudgeon
posted May 21, 2016 10:05 AM

Damn it........ last time I check the forum while eating.

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Elvin
Elvin


Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
What if Elvin was female?
posted May 21, 2016 11:02 AM

- I 'ate babies.
- I sincerely hope the 'h' is silent.
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kiryu133
kiryu133

Hero of Order
Highly illogical
posted May 21, 2016 11:18 AM

So that's how babby form

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Stevie
Stevie


Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
posted May 21, 2016 12:59 PM

"Ok, I'm out."
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EnergyZ
EnergyZ


Legendary Hero
President of MM Wiki
posted May 21, 2016 01:10 PM

Someone call Ghostbusters, please.
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