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Homer171
Promising
Supreme Hero
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posted May 27, 2016 01:41 PM |
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I could sworn I have seen that guy somewhere else. Hey, what he's holding there just now?
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted May 27, 2016 02:46 PM |
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"... Now I spend my days as a jackass. See ya in hell, suckers! "
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted May 27, 2016 02:53 PM |
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Since when did Captain Coward of the Costa Concordia become a pilot?
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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AlkarRahn
Promising
Legendary Hero
Divine Arcanist
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posted May 27, 2016 02:59 PM |
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Wonderful. I missed the pilot episode of 'Airplane'. Looks like I'm going to have to search for it online.
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted May 27, 2016 03:03 PM |
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"learning sentence structure using flash cards: advanced level"
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Sleeping_Sun
Promising
Famous Hero
Townscreen Architect
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posted May 27, 2016 03:45 PM |
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Overly attached ex-boyfriend stalker.
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted May 27, 2016 04:10 PM |
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Edited by Elvin at 19:05, 27 May 2016.
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So my career change to skydiver was a little sudden but no hard feelings? I wish you the best!
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H5 is still alive and kicking, join us in the Duel Map discord server!
Map also hosted on Moddb
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Galaad
Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
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posted May 27, 2016 04:39 PM |
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I hope you didn't forget your anvil before jumping.
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Stevie
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted May 27, 2016 04:45 PM |
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Gryphs
Supreme Hero
The Clever Title
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posted May 27, 2016 06:08 PM |
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"I was a decent human being."
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"Don't resist the force. Redirect it. Water over rock."-blizzardboy
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Raenus
Famous Hero
Grouchy curmudgeon
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posted May 28, 2016 12:23 AM |
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Jokes on you. I switched our "parachutes"...... you owe me lunch.
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mvassilev
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted May 28, 2016 12:57 AM |
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Tsar-Ivor
Promising
Legendary Hero
Scourge of God
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posted May 28, 2016 08:34 AM |
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'Well, at least that's one less a-hole that I'm going to have to die with.'
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"No laughs were had. There is only shame and sadness." Jenny
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Geny 
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted June 03, 2016 08:51 AM |
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"Now fly or die!"
Maurice
"I guess now is the time to take that crash course in learning to fly a plane..."
Did I leave the manual at home? - 1pt.
EnergyZ
" You were my pilot? Then this was your parachute bag I am holding. *Was*. "
Oh shiiiiii... - 2pt.
Kip
" One of the proposed anti-hijacking techniques. "
Eat that, terrorists! - 1pt.
fuChris
"I was your pilot but robots took my job.
Thanks Obama!
Vote Trump 2016!!! "
If you survive, that is. - 2pt.
Homer
" I could sworn I have seen that guy somewhere else. Hey, what he's holding there just now? "
I... was... your... oh... - 1pt.
NoobX
"... Now I spend my days as a jackass. See ya in hell, suckers! "
And that was plane number 5... next! - 2pt.
Trogdor
" Since when did Captain Coward of the Costa Concordia become a pilot? "
Cutbacks. - 1pt.
Alkar
" Wonderful. I missed the pilot episode of 'Airplane'. Looks like I'm going to have to search for it online. "
You have a bad connection - 1pt.
fred
"learning sentence structure using flash cards: advanced level"
Time is running out... - 2pt.
Sleeping Sun
"Overly attached ex-boyfriend stalker."
We'll finally be together in death... - 1pt.
Elvin
"So my career change to skydiver was a little sudden but no hard feelings? I wish you the best!"
You know... like not dying. - 2pt.
Galaad
" I hope you didn't forget your anvil before jumping. "
Oh no, it's wrapped in my parachute. - 1pt.
Stevie
"Early retirement never felt so high."
Now where do I collect my paycheck? - 1pt.
Gryphs
"I was a decent human being."
But then I took an arrow to the knee. - 2pt.
Raenus
"Jokes on you. I switched our "parachutes"...... you owe me lunch."
... in Hell. - 1pt.
mvass
" A typical day at Malaysia Airlines. "
And thank you for dying Malaysia Airlines. - 1pt.
Tsar
'Well, at least that's one less a-hole that I'm going to have to die with.'
Now kill the rest of them... - 2pt.
Moving on to...
ROUND 7!
Feast!
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DON'T BE A NOOB, JOIN A.D.V.E.N.T.U.R.E.
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kipshasz
Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
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posted June 03, 2016 10:01 AM |
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The wet dream of Petro Poroshenko. Shalom.
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"Kip is the Gavin McInnes of HC" - Salamandre
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior
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Maurice
Hero of Order
Part of the furniture
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posted June 03, 2016 10:08 AM |
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"And behold, as I ring my bells I was right: men are pigs!"
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The last Reasonable Steward of Good Game Design and a Responsible Hero of HC. - Verriker
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EnergyZ
Legendary Hero
President of MM Wiki
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posted June 03, 2016 10:15 AM |
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Edited by EnergyZ at 22:10, 06 Jun 2016.
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Not certain if it is psycho-sexual fantasy involving animals and food...
or just an old stupid pagan ritual. Either way, it's disgusting, and bells do not help, either.
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Come and visit the Might and Magic Wikia!
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Sleeping_Sun
Promising
Famous Hero
Townscreen Architect
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posted June 03, 2016 11:01 AM |
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Jingle Bells
Man:
Dashing through the town,
with a grass-made crown,
over the concrete grey,
at the end of day.
Bells toil so far,
leading like a star,
what fun is to go,
and frenzy-eat at Joe's.
Chorus:
Jingle bells, pigman dwells,
right in front of you!
Do not wow, paint it now,
out of the blue! Hey!
Jingle bells, woman yells,
come and get it now!
Its still fresh, all this flesh,
feast upon this chow!
Woman:
A day or two ago,
I though about my woe,
talked with Mistress Snow,
of our future show.
The plan was set in stone,
called him on the phone,
set the date, oh joy!
successful is the ploy!
Chorus:
Jingle bells, pigman dwells,
right in front of you!
Do not wow, paint it now,
out of the blue! Hey!
Jingle bells, woman yells,
come and get it now!
Its still fresh, all this flesh,
feast upon this chow!
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"The age can be wicked to those who walk alone. When I look into the Mirror, I see myself as I might become..." -Freya
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fuChris
Promising
Supreme Hero
Master to the Speed of Light
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posted June 03, 2016 11:22 AM |
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The order for a plate of the other white meat is ready for delivery!
The address is 10 Downing Street. We seem to be delivering a LOT of pigs there these days....
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"Now I am become Chris, the destroyer of worlds." - Robert Oppenheimer.
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Tsar-Ivor
Promising
Legendary Hero
Scourge of God
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posted June 03, 2016 12:45 PM |
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I'm starting to think that this massage parlour has a hidden agenda.
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"No laughs were had. There is only shame and sadness." Jenny
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