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fuChris
Promising
Supreme Hero
Master to the Speed of Light
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posted September 04, 2016 06:51 PM |
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"Dammit, would it kill you to stay still for a minute so I can take a photo?"
"Umm, kinda yeah..."
"Oh..."
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"Now I am become Chris, the destroyer of worlds." - Robert Oppenheimer.
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AlkarRahn
Promising
Legendary Hero
Divine Arcanist
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posted September 07, 2016 01:49 AM |
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Whale in the background is like, "Wow! That's too many fish! You're on your own this time, Jonah. I'm out of here!"
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VokialBG
Honorable
Legendary Hero
First in line
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posted September 10, 2016 12:47 PM |
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Geny
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted September 10, 2016 01:15 PM |
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"Kill the paparazzi!"
fred
" before there was "sharknado", there was "fishnado". sadly, "fishnado" never made it to theatres. in this limited edition straight-to-dvd still, we see a cameraman shooting behind the scenes. "
The production stopped when that cameraman died a second later - 3pt.
tsar
" Alright, no sudden movements... "
Even though they're already moving in my direction - 2pt.
kip
"The power of fish-christ compells you!"
The underwater version of the rain if fish miracle - 1pt.
artu
" - It's time to teach this paparazzi the meaning of private property. Follow my lead guys. "
Bonus point for making the same joke as the great me - 4pt.
EnergyZ
"Pre-2016: man hunted fish.
Post-2016: (r)evolution happened. Fish remember things for more than 3 seconds. "
Down here, revenge is salty - 1pt.
Ghost
"Beautiful
Powerful "
Lame - 0pt.
Stevie
" A man never steps into the same sea twice. "
We've got someone to make sure of that - 2pt.
Mysty
" After getting tired of being the butt of superhero jokes for so long, Aquaman decided to show the true power of the ocean... "
Even more fish! - 2pt.
Maurice
"Give a man a fish and he has food for a day,
Teach a man how to fish and he has food for the rest of his life."
Unless you give a man a whole school of fish, of course.
That should last, what? a week? - 2pt.
Galaad
" Mytical already won this one but I will say, smile, and stay still!"
We caaaan't!!! - 2pt.
Lexxan
" Oh snap, you're gonna get schooled. "
An actually decent pun, congrats. - 3pt.
Celfious
"Kamehameeeee......
KamehameEEE
Oh ****, wrong way"
Bonus point for a nice video - 3pt.
NoobX
"If I had a fish for every day of not having a girlfriend... "
... this still wouldn't cover it. - 3pt.
doomhammer
" The new eco-friendly capitol punishment ladies and gentlemen I give you death by a thousand bites. "
And this is how killer fish evolved. - 2pt.
Gryphs
" I honestly have no clue why this is on imfunny. "
Confucius says: in order to understand funny, you must be funny. - 0pt.
fuChris
"Dammit, would it kill you to stay still for a minute so I can take a photo?"
"Umm, kinda yeah..."
"Oh..."
And another bonus point for guessing my response to Galaad's entry. - 3pt.
Alkar
" Whale in the background is like, "Wow! That's too many fish! You're on your own this time, Jonah. I'm out of here!" "
"... can I hitch a ride with you guys?" - 1pt.
Vokial
" Gang-bang. "
By all of them? - 1pt.
Wow. Look at all those bonus points... I must be ill.
Some should really...
ROUND 18!
Take a look!
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Stevie
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted September 10, 2016 01:28 PM |
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Edited by Stevie at 00:07, 11 Sep 2016.
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted September 10, 2016 02:00 PM |
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Hmm, not enough to determine. Colonoscopy required.
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H5 is still alive and kicking, join us in the Duel Map discord server!
Map also hosted on Moddb
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Ghost
Undefeatable Hero
Therefore I am
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posted September 10, 2016 02:44 PM |
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Inheritance, knowing and evolutionism are healthy knowledge, woman get a good health certificate, what monkey think so good teeth
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fuChris
Promising
Supreme Hero
Master to the Speed of Light
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posted September 10, 2016 02:45 PM |
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"I.R. Baboon wil show everyone I is better dentist than stoopid Weazel."
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"Now I am become Chris, the destroyer of worlds." - Robert Oppenheimer.
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markmasters
Famous Hero
Dragon of justice
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posted September 10, 2016 02:55 PM |
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'Why are you looking in my mouth?'
'I heard you talked snow and I wanted a snack'...
I was to late for the previous round, but it's exactly how Repel must work in a pokemon game :-)
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Maurice
Hero of Order
Part of the furniture
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posted September 10, 2016 03:03 PM |
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Edited by Maurice at 01:19, 11 Sep 2016.
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"You can give me that banana you just ate willingly, or I'm going in to fetch it myself! Choice is yours!"
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted September 10, 2016 03:04 PM |
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New studies have shown that primates are able to do random ****.
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.
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EnergyZ
Legendary Hero
President of MM Wiki
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posted September 10, 2016 03:12 PM |
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Edited by EnergyZ at 15:13, 10 Sep 2016.
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Just as the monkey entered the woman's mouth, it was singing "Come on Barbie let's go party". Emphasis on "Come".
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kiryu133
Responsible
Legendary Hero
Highly illogical
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posted September 10, 2016 04:49 PM |
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"Don't worry, I had a license"
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It is with a heavy heart that I must announce that the cis are at it again.
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Lexxan
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
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posted September 10, 2016 06:46 PM |
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As they would say, never look a gifted horseface in the mouth.
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted September 10, 2016 09:22 PM |
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monkeys fighting for rights as dentists have finally won their cause. now all monkeys everywhere can perform dentistry at will, at any time, and on anyone. and without tools, ffs. 
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tSar-Ivor
Promising
Legendary Hero
Scourge of God
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posted September 10, 2016 09:50 PM |
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I wouldn't mind being eaten, so long as it's a hot-lady giant.
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"No laughs were had. There is only shame and sadness." Jenny
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Galaad
Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
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posted September 10, 2016 10:11 PM |
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You need to open your mouth wider, I can't enter like this!
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AlkarRahn
Promising
Legendary Hero
Divine Arcanist
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posted September 11, 2016 02:55 AM |
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The woman doesn't know that the monkey threw feces at her husband just a minute ago.
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Geny
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted September 17, 2016 08:49 AM |
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Edited by Geny at 13:47, 17 Sep 2016.
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"What does happen to bananas once they go inside?"
Stevie
"- Is it bad doc?
- Quite..
- Oh my, I'm going bananas here!
- Bananas are going here.."
Trust me, I know these things. I'm a doctor. - 2pt.
Elvin
" Hmm, not enough to determine. Colonoscopy required. "
Don't worry, I'm a master poo thrower. - 2pt.
Ghost
" Inheritance, knowing and evolutionism are healthy knowledge, woman get a good health certificate, what monkey think so good teeth "
... Yeah ... that ... - 1pt.
fuChris
"I.R. Baboon wil show everyone I is better dentist than stoopid Weazel."
Until he finds something else to try - 3pt.
markmasters
'Why are you looking in my mouth?'
'I heard you talked snow and I wanted a snack'...
That was clever, but disgusting... I'm so conflicted! - 2pt.
Maurice
"You can give me that banana you just ate willingly, or I'm going in to fetch it myself! Choice is yours!"
And I have really long arms - 2pt.
NoobX
" New studies have shown that primates are able to do random ****. "
We really are all alike - 1pt.
EnergyZ
" Just as the monkey entered the woman's mouth, it was singing "Come on Barbie let's go party". Emphasis on "Come". "
And this one is only disgusting. - 1pt.
kiryu
"Don't worry, I had a license"
And now I lost it in your mouth. - 1pt.
Lexxan
" As they would say, never look a gifted horseface in the mouth. "
That ape is a real rebel - 2pt.
fred
" monkeys fighting for rights as dentists have finally won their cause. now all monkeys everywhere can perform dentistry at will, at any time, and on anyone. and without tools, ffs. "
There's your affirmative action! - 2pt.
tsar
" I wouldn't mind being eaten, so long as it's a hot-lady giant. "
How do I crawl in though? - 1pt.
Galaad
" You need to open your mouth wider, I can't enter like this! "
Did... you just look into the future to see my previous response? - 2pt.
Alkar
" The woman doesn't know that the monkey threw feces at her husband just a minute ago. "
The husband doesn't look in a hurry to warn her though - 1pt.
That does it for this week, on to the next one. Oh no, I'm having a writer's block, get ready to...
ROUND 19!
Link for those who don't see the picture
Scream!
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fuChris
Promising
Supreme Hero
Master to the Speed of Light
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posted September 17, 2016 09:44 AM |
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I guess someone has been watching a film in the background with Samuel L. Jackson playing a bad cop.
Nothing makes white folks(yolks?) sh*t their collective pants as much as hearing him scream "Hands up muthafaka!".
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"Now I am become Chris, the destroyer of worlds." - Robert Oppenheimer.
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