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Lexxan
Lexxan


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
posted November 11, 2016 10:03 PM

When you've found Ike and really wish you'd found a bike.
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!

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kipshasz
kipshasz


Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
posted November 12, 2016 09:52 AM

"He's right behing me, isnt he?" - said in whimpering voice.
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Lithuanian folklore:
The Good and the Evil grab a few beers and go to watch how the neighbor's house is burning down.
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"Herry can count to potato"- Fred79

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Galaad
Galaad


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Enrothian Conservative Party
posted November 12, 2016 12:05 PM

"I'm going to convert all of you heathens to Great Very Cool Teddy Bears, beware the Greatness!"
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fuChris
fuChris


Promising
Supreme Hero
Master to the Speed of Light
posted November 13, 2016 07:01 AM

The KKK field-testing their new costume prototypes in order to freak the snow out of a new generation of young people. The pedobear suit seems like the likely choice since not only is it nice and comfy but also has the added benefit of having the support of the catholic church.
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"Now I am become Chris, the destroyer of worlds." - Robert Oppenheimer.

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markmasters
markmasters


Famous Hero
posted November 22, 2016 10:55 AM

He made the mistake to think the hurricane will be bearable

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VokialBG
VokialBG

Hero of Order
First in line
posted November 23, 2016 04:49 PM

RATED:

Bearly evacuating. - Stevie

Nice wording gaming thing 1,5pt.

Bearing the hurricane. - AlHazin

Oh! But that one is better! - 2pt.

It was at this point, while trying to clear his mind with a walk along the beach, that Ike realized that something had to be done about the news team that was plaguing him. - Raenus

Haha, but the real thing, he left behing his back... surprise! - 1,5pt.

Pedophilic bear promised a meme on the television - Ghost

Old, but classy - 2pt.

In other news: Godzilla had a child... with a bear. We're waiting to see if he's gonna wreck sandcastles or fight beached sea turtles. - Geny

Monty Pyton style - 2pt.

Five Nights at Freddy's: Summer Edition - Trogdor

And I bet he is in the bear costume! - 2pt.

Trailer for "Ted 3: Rise of the Pedobear". - EnergyZ

Haha! 3th part, be I think Pedobear is into adults by now - 2.5 pt.

When you've found Ike and really wish you'd found a bike. - Lexxan

Not sure, why a bike? - 0,5pt.

"He's right behing me, isnt he?" - said in whimpering voice. - kipshasz

Seems he is - 1pt.

"I'm going to convert all of you heathens to Great Very Cool Teddy Bears, beware the Greatness!" -Galaad

Its like a zombie apocalypse - 1,5pt.

The KKK field-testing their new costume prototypes in order to freak the snow out of a new generation of young people. The pedobear suit seems like the likely choice since not only is it nice and comfy but also has the added benefit of having the support of the catholic church. - fuChris

Souns suitable for creazy nerds like the KKK members. 2,5pt.

He made the mistake to think the hurricane will be bearable - markmasters

'N we go back to the word games - 1,5pt.

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AlHazin
AlHazin


Supreme Hero
Erwin freed Tibet!
posted November 23, 2016 05:52 PM
Edited by AlHazin at 17:55, 23 Nov 2016.

The deer : Well, I know you're aging and stuff, but it's kind of the hunt season, it would be nice if you could get up so we can do the damn chase. No rush, just saying...
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A felt change of consciousness - Markkur

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markmasters
markmasters


Famous Hero
posted November 23, 2016 07:33 PM

Pete the deer had felt all his life he was born in the wrong body and was in fact a female. Recently he heard about a thing called 'being a trophy wife'

Wrong move Pete....wrong move

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Stevie
Stevie


Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
HC SUPPORTER
posted November 23, 2016 09:59 PM
Edited by Stevie at 22:29, 23 Nov 2016.

The deer: "I know it's the middle of the season and all but, can't we just talk this over?"
Uncle Snort: "Only in your dreams."
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Neraus
Neraus


Supreme Hero
Emperor of the Bromans
posted November 23, 2016 10:04 PM

"See? That's what I mean when I say that you don't care about us anymore!"
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I walk this empty street on the boulevard of broken streets.

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EnergyZ
EnergyZ


Legendary Hero
President of MM Wiki
posted November 23, 2016 10:26 PM

As it is per traditional lore of fairy tale known as Herpes 7, a female moon doe has to take a picture, smiling at the camera, with a hunter, to become a male deer. However, few like that "book" and the story was acclaimed with mixed reactions.

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fred79
fred79


Promising
Undefeatable Hero
Chewer of Expensive Shoes
posted November 24, 2016 08:11 AM

as the very tall deer that frank had been hunting all his life unsheaths his blade, he whispers: "the tables have indeed turned, mothersnower."

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fuChris
fuChris


Promising
Supreme Hero
Master to the Speed of Light
posted November 24, 2016 10:05 AM

It's almost time when the time is here,
The time that's only once a year.
We can hardly wait, 'cause it's so near.
A Woodland Critter Christmas!


Hail Satan!
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"Now I am become Chris, the destroyer of worlds." - Robert Oppenheimer.

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fred79
fred79


Promising
Undefeatable Hero
Chewer of Expensive Shoes
posted November 24, 2016 10:47 AM

fuChris said:
It's almost time when the time is here,
The time that's only once a year.
We can hardly wait, 'cause it's so near.
A Woodland Critter Christmas!


Hail Satan!


hail, satan!

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Trogdor
Trogdor


Legendary Hero
FOR HARAMBE!!
posted November 24, 2016 01:43 PM

He didn't choose to be asleep on the job, the deer just stumbled across some chloroform.
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“Why do stupid sugar and stupid salt look so much alike? It's a conspiracy!”

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Galaad
Galaad


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Enrothian Conservative Party
posted November 27, 2016 10:06 AM

"OK guys I've located him, he's sleeping, quick, let's steal his clothes and draw funny pictures on him".
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VokialBG
VokialBG

Hero of Order
First in line
posted December 04, 2016 11:42 PM

RATED

The deer : Well, I know you're aging and stuff, but it's kind of the hunt season, it would be nice if you could get up so we can do the damn chase. No rush, just saying.. - AlHazin

Like Bugs bunny - 1,5pt.

Pete the deer had felt all his life he was born in the wrong body and was in fact a female. Recently he heard about a thing called 'being a trophy wife'

Wrong move Pete....wrong move
- markmasters

But the guy is sleeping. LGBT deer. Oh, my! 1,5pt.

The deer: "I know it's the middle of the season and all but, can't we just talk this over?"
Uncle Snort: "Only in your dreams."
- Stevie

This sounds nearly surreal.

"See? That's what I mean when I say that you don't care about us anymore!" - Neraus

Seems like he does not For real! - 1pt.

As it is per traditional lore of fairy tale known as Herpes 7, a female moon doe has to take a picture, smiling at the camera, with a hunter, to become a male deer. However, few like that "book" and the story was acclaimed with mixed reactions. - EnergyZ

I... dont wanna watch this... - 1pt.

as the very tall deer that frank had been hunting all his life unsheaths his blade, he whispers: "the tables have indeed turned, mothersnower." - fred79

Poor him! 1,5pt.

It's almost time when the time is here,
The time that's only once a year.
We can hardly wait, 'cause it's so near.
A Woodland Critter Christmas!
- fuChris


Haha! Nice one - 3pt.

He didn't choose to be asleep on the job, the deer just stumbled across some chloroform. - Trogdor

"My name is Deer, James Deer!" Ta-da-ta-da-ta-da-da-ta-da-ta-da-da! - 2,5pt.

"OK guys I've located him, he's sleeping, quick, let's steal his clothes and draw funny pictures on him". - Galaad

Even the deers are having fun from time to time. Unlike me... 2pt.


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Gryphs
Gryphs


Supreme Hero
The Clever Title
posted December 05, 2016 03:55 AM

I would make an uninspired and overused Dark Knight reference, but even 1898 Austrian Batman would not laugh.
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Trogdor
Trogdor


Legendary Hero
FOR HARAMBE!!
posted December 05, 2016 01:07 PM

Why Joel Schumacher now only hires vampires.
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“Why do stupid sugar and stupid salt look so much alike? It's a conspiracy!”

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EnergyZ
EnergyZ


Legendary Hero
President of MM Wiki
posted December 05, 2016 01:11 PM

To prove his theory of evolution, Darwin wore many costumes, including the "Batman". However, the original Batman was soon forgotten when the Church marked his theories as a threat. And, at the that time, a super-cool persona was made by Nietzsche, the "Übermensch".

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