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Thread: What do you see in the picture? This Popular Thread is 165 pages long: 1 20 40 60 80 100 120 140 ... 148 149 150 151 152 ... 160 165 · «PREV / NEXT»
Galaad
Galaad

Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
posted June 09, 2017 10:40 PM
Edited by Galaad at 22:57, 09 Jun 2017.

RATED!
Kip
“Victoria's Secret new line of lingerie - The Predatoress. For when you catch that cheating basterd*
*gun sold separately.”
A deadly line of lingerie it is. 4 pts

Poly
“Presenting the latest cutting-edge technology in deer hunting: Nerve gas! ”
Now you got some nerve. 4 pts

Elvin
“I heard you have a butterfly infestation, I'm here to clean up. ”
These damn butterflies will never let you alone. 3 pts

Trog
“"Director: "I have this idea for a movie. It'll be like the terminator, but replace the cyborg with a doomsday prepper."
Producer: "I smell a commercial and critical failure coming on."”
I smell too. 2 pts

fuChris
“The all new reboot of the Bambi franchise. Except now Bambi has ALL the guns! (Literally! He has tits now!)
Coming to cinema in 2018!
Rated R (for retarded)

He?? 4 pts

Neraus
“A rare risque photo circulating in English trenches during WW1.
It is said that many died clutching this photo during assaults.  ”
Everybody knows deers didn't exist during WW1. 2 pts

Frosty
“Galaad, where did you find mu gf's picture while she is on her period???”
You don't want to know. 5 pts

Celf
“nobody look that's my wife !!”
Yeah yeah we believe you. 1,5 pts

Alkar
“Presenting, Redneck Wonder Woman”
dun dun DUN! 3,5 pts

Mark
“Nature activists step up their game, chaining yourself against a tree didn't help, but shooting anything that comes near it surely does!
Join the activists today! PRESERVE THE BUTTERFLY! ”
In the butterfly we trust. 5 pts

Ghost
“A new movie: I spit on your grave  R18 p***y!”
Lolwat. 1 pt

Zenofex
“S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2 - Reversed Cuckoldry. When females finally enter the Zone, Bloodsuckers will be the least of your worries.
Release date: right after the chief developer's wife approves it. ”
Passing philosophy. 4,5 pts
Scores
fuChris – 42,5
Elvin – 37
Kipshasz – 36,5
Trogdor – 31,5
Markmasters – 29,5
Maurice – 29,5
Celfious – 23,5
EnergyZ – 22
Blizzardboy – 20
AlHazin – 17
The_Polygot – 12,5
Ghost – 10
LizardWarrior – 10
Zenofex – 9,5
fred79 – 9
Neraus - 8
Artu – 6,5
Gryphs – 6,5
Geny – 6
FrostyMuadDib - 5
PandaTar – 5
AlkarRahn – 3,5
Tsar-Ivor – 3
ROUND 13

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fred79
fred79


Promising
Undefeatable Hero
posted June 09, 2017 10:55 PM

"what i did on summer vacation"

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AlkarRahn
AlkarRahn


Promising
Legendary Hero
Divine Arcanist
posted June 09, 2017 11:30 PM

"...and still no place to park."
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Blasted digital always resetting itself, over and over again. To analog!

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frostymuaddib
frostymuaddib


Supreme Hero
By the power of Vivendi!
posted June 10, 2017 01:10 AM

When you mistake Red Bull for gasoline...
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"Occam's shuriken: when the answer is elusive, never rule out ninjas." -- Dr. Gordon Freeman (Freeman's Mind)
"lol" -- VERRIKER VON ERWINSSEN

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Blizzardboy
Blizzardboy


Honorable
Legendary Hero
Cave Moose
posted June 10, 2017 01:49 AM

"Shut up mom. I'm listening to my GPS."
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Elvin
Elvin


Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Tastes like chicken
posted June 10, 2017 08:25 AM

OH SH- I forgot the oven!
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Being human is a roller coaster ride of emotions during rainstorms and sunshine, sprinkled with moments when you can almost reach the stars.

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Kipshasz
Kipshasz


Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
posted June 10, 2017 09:08 AM

I swear to god, these bleeping potholes are getting bigger by the minute.
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Lithuanian folklore:
The Good and the Evil grab a few beers and go to watch how the neighbor's house is burning down.
* * *
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior

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fuChris
fuChris


Promising
Supreme Hero
Master to the Speed of Light
posted June 10, 2017 09:54 AM

Hey Ron? You sure we're on the right way to Hogwarts?
Hogwarts? Harry we are going to Vegas!
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"Now I am become Chris, the destroyer of worlds." - Robert Oppenheimer.

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Ghost
Ghost


Supreme Hero
Therefore I am
posted June 10, 2017 04:13 PM

Great suicide

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The_Polyglot
The_Polyglot


Promising
Supreme Hero
zombie
posted June 10, 2017 05:44 PM

'Harry, I don't think we're in Scotland anymoreeeeeeee!...'
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Screw interest, take initiative!
Anonymous

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Trogdor
Trogdor


Legendary Hero
FOR HARAMBE!!
posted June 10, 2017 06:43 PM

And this is why the flying car will NEVER take off in the future.
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"Half my bones in city streets, the other in my sheets
And I don't think they'll ever get the chance to meet"

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Celfious
Celfious


Responsible
Legendary Hero
Mickey cult member
posted June 10, 2017 07:15 PM

and that was the last brownie she ever ate
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Markmasters
Markmasters


Famous Hero
Dragon of justice
posted June 10, 2017 08:55 PM

Kierov airship, reporting. For mother Russia!

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Blizzardboy
Blizzardboy


Honorable
Legendary Hero
Cave Moose
posted June 10, 2017 09:40 PM

Celfious said:
and that was the last brownie she ever ate


Best one.
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Neraus
Neraus


Supreme Hero
Emperor of the Bromans
posted June 10, 2017 11:16 PM

"Yeah Marty, some nostalgic guys decided to make an entire new line of cars inspired to our times."
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Wait, where is my clever punchline?

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fred79
fred79


Promising
Undefeatable Hero
posted June 11, 2017 07:34 PM

Neraus said:
"Yeah Marty, some nostalgic guys decided to make an entire new line of cars inspired to our times."


damn, my second one that i was going to post was, "where we're going, we don't need roads".

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Galaad
Galaad

Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
posted June 14, 2017 11:22 AM

Last day before ratings!
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Galaad
Galaad

Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
posted June 15, 2017 11:21 AM
Edited by Galaad at 11:22, 15 Jun 2017.

RATED!
Fred
“"what i did on summer vacation"”.
You wish. 2 pts

Alkar
"...and still no place to park."
That's because you're not paying attention! 5 pts

Frosty
“When you mistake Red Bull for gasoline...”
And you mistake gasoline for fred's stash. 2 pts

Blizz
“"Shut up mom. I'm listening to my GPS."”
Please turn, left, in, 500, mountains. 5 pts

Elvin
““OH SH- I forgot the oven!””
Quick get back! 3 pts

Kip
“I swear to god, these bleeping potholes are getting bigger by the minute. ”
Uh-oh 3 pts

fuChris
“Hey Ron? You sure we're on the right way to Hogwarts?
Hogwarts? Harry we are going to Vegas!”
Aren't you, coming back, from Vegas? 3 pts

Ghost
“Great suicide”
A lot of thought, time and effort on this one 3,5 pts

Poly
“'Harry, I don't think we're in Scotland anymoreeeeeeee!...' ”
As long as we have these pure scottish high class whiskey with us I say we are. 2,5 pts

Trog
“And this is why the flying car will NEVER take off in the future. ”
Why? 2,5 pts

Celf
“and that was the last brownie she ever ate”
Until next time 3,5 pts

Mark
“Kierov airship, reporting. For mother Russia!”
That's a hell of an airship 2 pts

Neraus
“"Yeah Marty, some nostalgic guys decided to make an entire new line of cars inspired to our times."”
Lawsuit incoming! 2,5 pts
Scores
fuChris – 45,5
Elvin – 40
Kipshasz – 39,5
Trogdor – 33,5
Markmasters – 31,5
Maurice – 29,5
Celfious – 27
Blizzardboy – 25
EnergyZ – 22
AlHazin – 17
The_Polygot – 15
Ghost – 13,5
fred79 – 11
Neraus – 10,5
LizardWarrior – 10
Zenofex – 9,5
AlkarRahn – 8,5
FrostyMuadDib - 7
Artu – 6,5
Gryphs – 6,5
Geny – 6
PandaTar – 5
Tsar-Ivor – 3
ROUND 14

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fred79
fred79


Promising
Undefeatable Hero
posted June 15, 2017 11:39 AM

"don knotts, reborn"

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frostymuaddib
frostymuaddib


Supreme Hero
By the power of Vivendi!
posted June 15, 2017 02:26 PM

Maybe now I can see that 18+ content...
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"Occam's shuriken: when the answer is elusive, never rule out ninjas." -- Dr. Gordon Freeman (Freeman's Mind)
"lol" -- VERRIKER VON ERWINSSEN

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