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EnergyZ
EnergyZ


Legendary Hero
President of MM Wiki
posted October 20, 2017 09:38 AM
Edited by EnergyZ at 11:12, 21 Oct 2017.

Fools and horses - Balkan style.

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NoobX
NoobX


Promising
Legendary Hero
~Knowledge is power~
posted October 20, 2017 10:44 AM

"You see, Yaroslav, my mama always said I was genius!  I knew from start there will be lack of benzin in future so I'm one step ahead, not to mention Svetlana and her friends would do anything to ride in mustang!  See, is pure genius, runs in my blood like clean vodka, I tell you!"
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Maurice
Maurice

Hero of Order
Part of the furniture
posted October 20, 2017 01:28 PM

"Yuri's answer to driving a car with a vodka overdose in his blood: a car that would automatically find its way home regardless!"

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AlkarRahn
AlkarRahn


Promising
Legendary Hero
Divine Arcanist
posted October 21, 2017 07:04 AM

A vehicular concept for the next 'Grand Theft Auto' game.
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Blasted digital always resetting itself, over and over again. To analog!

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fuChris
fuChris


Promising
Supreme Hero
Master to the Speed of Light
posted October 21, 2017 07:43 PM

Fake Slavic engineering. The horse lacks Adidas stripes.
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"Now I am become Chris, the destroyer of worlds." - Robert Oppenheimer.

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Damacon_Ace
Damacon_Ace


Famous Hero
Also known as Nobris Agni
posted October 23, 2017 03:57 AM

"Hey Miroslav, you call that piece of metal a car? This is a ******* car! It's got real horsepower, and it doesn't use polluting fuel!"
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No one knows my true nature here...

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Elvin
Elvin


Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Tastes like chicken
posted October 23, 2017 08:12 AM

Check my ride! Newest model with exhaust fumes that do not harm the environment!

Horse: *Prrrt*

See? Perfectly natural!
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Being human is a roller coaster ride of emotions during rainstorms and sunshine, sprinkled with moments when you can almost reach the stars.

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Galaad
Galaad

Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
posted October 24, 2017 02:53 PM

"My horse is best horse. My car is best bar."
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Kipshasz
Kipshasz


Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
posted October 25, 2017 02:12 PM

Round 5 Rated!


EnergyZ
Fools and horses - Balkan style.

I wonder who's the true fool here. 3 pts

NoobX
"You see, Yaroslav, my mama always said I was genius!  I knew from start there will be lack of benzin in future so I'm one step ahead, not to mention Svetlana and her friends would do anything to ride in mustang!  See, is pure genius, runs in my blood like clean vodka, I tell you!"

The politburo is pleased as well. 4pts

Maurice
"Yuri's answer to driving a car with a vodka overdose in his blood: a car that would automatically find its way home regardless!"

Soviet engineering is trully ahead of it's time. Suck it Elon Musk. 4pts

AlkarRahn
A vehicular concept for the next 'Grand Theft Auto' game.

GTA: Little Russia will be a smashing hit for sure. 3pts

fuChris
Fake Slavic engineering. The horse lacks Adidas stripes.

They've cut the budget for the agricultural experiments ever since Chruschev's corn fetish became public. Regular horse will have to cut it. 3.5pts

Damacon_Ace
Hey Miroslav, you call that piece of metal a car? This is a ******* car! It's got real horsepower, and it doesn't use polluting fuel!"

And more manly than a sissy hybrid as well. Take that hippies. 2.5 pts

Elvin
Check my ride! Newest model with exhaust fumes that do not harm the environment!
Horse: *Prrrt*
See? Perfectly natural!

It'll nail first prize for ecology at the Geneva car show for sure. 4.5pts

Galaad
"My horse is best horse. My car is best bar."

No need to worry about drinking and driving anymore! 3.5pts


Scoreboard
fuChris - 22
Maurice - 22.5
Blizzardboy - 10
Galaad - 12.5
NoobX - 24.5
Angelito - 2.5
The_Polyglot - 15
Trogdor - 12
EnergyZ - 15.5
AlkarRahn - 18
Elvin - 15
Minion - 9.5
Neraus - 9.5
Damacon_Ace - 17.5
Artu - 4.5


Round 6!
Will be rated on October 30th.


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Lithuanian folklore:
The Good and the Evil grab a few beers and go to watch how the neighbor's house is burning down.
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"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior

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Maurice
Maurice

Hero of Order
Part of the furniture
posted October 25, 2017 03:24 PM

"Are we sure uncle Istvan understands the principle of beer batter?"

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Galaad
Galaad

Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
posted October 25, 2017 05:16 PM

"Yop op op I'm gonna kick your butt, yop op op that will teach you staring at my wife, yop op op now she will cook you tonight".
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Trogdor
Trogdor


Legendary Hero
FOR HARAMBE!!
posted October 25, 2017 05:32 PM

With recent seasons becoming repetitive, the next season of Survivor will be set in the most uninhabitable place on earth: the backwoods of Chechnya.

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EnergyZ
EnergyZ


Legendary Hero
President of MM Wiki
posted October 25, 2017 09:28 PM
Edited by EnergyZ at 21:29, 25 Oct 2017.

The bear might've been in deeper trouble if the guy took the Slav's weapon of choice for punishments - the leather belt.
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Come and visit the Might and Magic Wikia!

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NoobX
NoobX


Promising
Legendary Hero
~Knowledge is power~
posted October 26, 2017 08:24 AM

Basically how Siberia was conquered, but minus the bat.  It is here just for the artistic value.
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fuChris
fuChris


Promising
Supreme Hero
Master to the Speed of Light
posted October 26, 2017 09:31 AM

Russia's version of Dancing with the Stars. You see the stars when either a Russian bear mauls you with it's paws or a Russian bear(sporting Adidas pants btw) smacks you with a club.
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"Now I am become Chris, the destroyer of worlds." - Robert Oppenheimer.

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Damacon_Ace
Damacon_Ace


Famous Hero
Also known as Nobris Agni
posted October 27, 2017 01:56 AM

"Welcome to the Trans-Siberian version of It's a Knockout. Our first game, hit the bear on the head three times to win. If you get gassed on by the bear, you're out."
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No one knows my true nature here...

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AlkarRahn
AlkarRahn


Promising
Legendary Hero
Divine Arcanist
posted October 27, 2017 02:08 AM

Training the bears to play baseball has been a bit of a mess. There's no telling when they'll steal a base, relieve themselves on the base, or just plain eat the basemen.
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Blasted digital always resetting itself, over and over again. To analog!

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Elvin
Elvin


Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Tastes like chicken
posted October 27, 2017 06:33 AM
Edited by Elvin at 06:33, 27 Oct 2017.

"I'm off, you guys are unbearable!"
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Being human is a roller coaster ride of emotions during rainstorms and sunshine, sprinkled with moments when you can almost reach the stars.

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Kipshasz
Kipshasz


Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
posted October 30, 2017 01:58 PM

ROUND 6 RATED!

Maurice
"Are we sure uncle Istvan understands the principle of beer batter?"

Da, he is going to batter the bear, that's the babushka's old recipe! 4pts

Galaad
"Yop op op I'm gonna kick your butt, yop op op that will teach you staring at my wife, yop op op now she will cook you tonight".

Taken from USSR in the 1920s. 3.5pts

Trogdor
With recent seasons becoming repetitive, the next season of Survivor will be set in the most uninhabitable place on earth: the backwoods of Chechnya.

Not even Bear Grylls can survive that one. 3.5pts

EnergyZ
The bear might've been in deeper trouble if the guy took the Slav's weapon of choice for punishments - the leather belt.

What do you think the bear is going to end up as? 3.5pts

NoobX
Basically how Siberia was conquered, but minus the bat.  It is here just for the artistic value.

That is known as the Medvedomor in Russian Annals. 3pts

fuChris
Russia's version of Dancing with the Stars. You see the stars when either a Russian bear mauls you with it's paws or a Russian bear(sporting Adidas pants btw) smacks you with a club.

Coming this fall on Gopnik TV! 4pts

Damacon_Ace
"Welcome to the Trans-Siberian version of It's a Knockout. Our first game, hit the bear on the head three times to win. If you get gassed on by the bear, you're out."

be sure to dodge those claws. 2.5pts

AlkarRahn
Training the bears to play baseball has been a bit of a mess. There's no telling when they'll steal a base, relieve themselves on the base, or just plain eat the basemen.

Either way it's going to be an interesing Major League Baseball season. go Cubs! 3.5pts

Elvin
"I'm off, you guys are unbearable!"

puns ahoy! 3.5pts

Scoreboard
fuChris - 26
Maurice - 26.5
Blizzardboy - 10
Galaad - 16
NoobX - 27.5
Angelito - 2.5
The_Polyglot - 15
Trogdor - 15.5
EnergyZ - 19
AlkarRahn - 21.5
Elvin - 15
Minion - 9.5
Neraus - 9.5
Damacon_Ace - 20
Artu - 4.5

Round 7
Will be rated on November 4th


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Lithuanian folklore:
The Good and the Evil grab a few beers and go to watch how the neighbor's house is burning down.
* * *
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior

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Trogdor
Trogdor


Legendary Hero
FOR HARAMBE!!
posted October 30, 2017 02:39 PM

Slavic women have the MOST DANGEROUS taste in sex toys.

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