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Maurice
Maurice

Hero of Order
Part of the furniture
posted November 14, 2017 02:30 PM
Edited by Maurice at 14:34, 14 Nov 2017.

The latest invention in terrorist warfare: the explosive pogo stick. The stages below are mandatory for maximum effect.

Stage 1: act like normal, hopping around on an inconspicuous looking pogo stick;
Stage 2: on approach to designated target, ignite the thruster to jump the remainder of the gap. The surprise will prevent the target from fleeing the immediate area before stage 3 is commenced;
Stage 3: detonate the explosives inside the pogo stick;
Stage 4: there is no stage 4.

Thruster parts obtained from North Korea, so your mileage may vary - literally.

Word of warning: do not engage stage 3 if stage 2 fails.

Word of warning, part 2: mount the detonator button on the top of the pogo stick, not at the bottom. A commonly made mistake, but it usually causes the user to skip the stages that follow after stage 1.

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EnergyZ
EnergyZ


Legendary Hero
President of MM Wiki
posted November 14, 2017 03:53 PM

And someone took their cellphone out and played "Fly me to the moon" song.

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Elvin
Elvin


Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Tastes like chicken
posted November 14, 2017 04:14 PM

And thus Al Hazin decided to leave HC behind. Up up and awaa.. BOOM!
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Being human is a roller coaster ride of emotions during rainstorms and sunshine, sprinkled with moments when you can almost reach the stars.

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NoobX
NoobX


Promising
Legendary Hero
~Knowledge is power~
posted November 14, 2017 04:58 PM
Edited by NoobX at 16:59, 14 Nov 2017.

With the recent influx of Muslim immigrants, JK Rowling decided to write another Hogwarts-based adventure, this time with Hassan as the main character, as to promote rapetolerance.  What you see here is a photo from the shooting of the quidditch game scene of the new movie.  Suffice it to say, the cast was blown away by the special effects used to film this.
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Trogdor
Trogdor


Legendary Hero
FOR HARAMBE!!
posted November 14, 2017 05:22 PM

After a few hours of pure unadulterated boredom, some key members of al-Qaeda decided to have a fire farting contest.

Saeed, the last competitor of the day, got disqualified for obvious cheating.

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fuChris
fuChris


Promising
Supreme Hero
Master to the Speed of Light
posted November 14, 2017 05:29 PM

Fan accessories for the supporters at the 2022 Qatar World Cup in the same vein as the Vuvuzela only slightly less annoying.
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"Now I am become Chris, the destroyer of worlds." - Robert Oppenheimer.

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Zenofex
Zenofex


Responsible
Legendary Hero
Kreegan-atheist
posted November 15, 2017 07:12 AM

A modern reenactment of Mohammed's flight from Mecca ended up with half of Israel's flak artillery firing at Rashid. Two Syrian jets and one US drone were shot down by mistake. CNN reported a possible Iran invasion in Eastern Syria. Rashid's current whereabouts are unknown.

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AlkarRahn
AlkarRahn


Promising
Legendary Hero
Divine Arcanist
posted November 15, 2017 01:14 PM

After fining a genie's lamp, three wishes were made, one right after another.

Wish 1: To be the center of attention.
Wish 2: The power to be able to fly.
Wish 3: To have a shaft able to rival any other.
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Blasted digital always resetting itself, over and over again. To analog!

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Blizzardboy
Blizzardboy


Honorable
Legendary Hero
Cave Moose
posted November 15, 2017 05:12 PM

They told me I could be anything when I grew up, so I became the Wicked Witch of the Middle East.
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friendofgunnar
friendofgunnar


Honorable
Legendary Hero
able to speed up time
posted November 15, 2017 10:50 PM

Everybody present agreed that the new "70 virgins"  missile was the best and quickest way to reach the blessed gates of heaven.

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jayce8
jayce8

Tavern Dweller
posted November 16, 2017 07:24 AM

An upside down black square  

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GoMovies

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Damacon_Ace
Damacon_Ace


Famous Hero
Also known as Nobris Agni
posted November 17, 2017 11:54 AM

If Al Qaeda tried to mimic Quidditch, the end result would look like this.
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No one knows my true nature here...

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Galaad
Galaad

Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
posted November 17, 2017 01:08 PM

"They said they start to run out of virgins, I'm gonna see by myself if this is true first."
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Neraus
Neraus


Supreme Hero
Emperor of the Bromans
posted November 17, 2017 01:49 PM

Inshallah brother, I see you have a new cellphone, but have you seen my new AWESOME POGO STICK!?
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Wait, where is my clever punchline?

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Kipshasz
Kipshasz


Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
posted November 19, 2017 02:25 PM

Round 10 RATED!

Maurice
The latest invention in terrorist warfare: the explosive pogo stick. The stages below are mandatory for maximum effect.

Stage 1: act like normal, hopping around on an inconspicuous looking pogo stick;
Stage 2: on approach to designated target, ignite the thruster to jump the remainder of the gap. The surprise will prevent the target from fleeing the immediate area before stage 3 is commenced;
Stage 3: detonate the explosives inside the pogo stick;
Stage 4: there is no stage 4.

Thruster parts obtained from North Korea, so your mileage may vary - literally.

Word of warning: do not engage stage 3 if stage 2 fails.

Word of warning, part 2: mount the detonator button on the top of the pogo stick, not at the bottom. A commonly made mistake, but it usually causes the user to skip the stages that follow after stage 1.

REAL JIHADISTS DON'T NEED INSTRUC-*BOOOOOOM* - 4pts

EnergyZ
And someone took their cellphone out and played "Fly me to the moon" song.

And the "I believe I can fly" afterwads 3,5pts

Elvin
And thus Al Hazin decided to leave HC behind. Up up and awaa.. BOOM!

Kebab removed itself. What's the world coming to! 3,5pts

NoobX
With the recent influx of Muslim immigrants, JK Rowling decided to write another Hogwarts-based adventure, this time with Hassan as the main character, as to promote rapetolerance.  What you see here is a photo from the shooting of the quidditch game scene of the new movie.  Suffice it to say, the cast was blown away by the special effects used to film this.

"Hassan ibn Khinzir and the magic truck" is the working title, although, another story from a muggle's point of view, titled "Uncle Vernon and the ungrateful nephew" would've been a better money milker. 3,5pts

Trogdor
After a few hours of pure unadulterated boredom, some key members of al-Qaeda decided to have a fire farting contest.

Saeed, the last competitor of the day, got disqualified for obvious cheating.

He didn't eat enough hummus for that, so had to resort to other things. 3pts

fuChris
Fan accessories for the supporters at the 2022 Qatar World Cup in the same vein as the Vuvuzela only slightly less annoying.

Wait till you see what the Qatari ultras came up with.  5pts

Zenofex
A modern reenactment of Mohammed's flight from Mecca ended up with half of Israel's flak artillery firing at Rashid. Two Syrian jets and one US drone were shot down by mistake. CNN reported a possible Iran invasion in Eastern Syria. Rashid's current whereabouts are unknown.

Will we ever have middle east peace? Sand*beep* please. 3,5pts

AlkarRahn
After fining a genie's lamp, three wishes were made, one right after another.

Wish 1: To be the center of attention.
Wish 2: The power to be able to fly.
Wish 3: To have a shaft able to rival any other.

Never trust a genie. 3pts

Blizzardboy
They told me I could be anything when I grew up, so I became the Wicked Witch of the Middle East.

And I was stoned soon after. 5pts

Friendofgunnar
Everybody present agreed that the new "70 virgins"  missile was the best and quickest way to reach the blessed gates of heaven.

The tribal elders have spoken. 3pts

Jayce8
An upside down black square  


PC crowd infects HC. the end of days are at hand. 0pts

Damacon_Ace
If Al Qaeda tried to mimic Quidditch, the end result would look like this.

The loser team would be stoned at the end, for witchcraft. 3pts

Galaad
"They said they start to run out of virgins, I'm gonna see by myself if this is true first."

Be sure to record your findings! 4pts

Neraus
Inshallah brother, I see you have a new cellphone, but have you seen my new AWESOME POGO STICK!?

That's nothing compared to a gold plated camel habibi. 3pts


Scoreboard
fuChris - 44.5
Maurice - 40
Blizzardboy - 23.5
Galaad - 30.5
NoobX - 41
Angelito - 2.5
The_Polyglot - 19
Trogdor - 28.5
EnergyZ - 32
AlkarRahn - 33
Elvin - 26
Minion - 9.5
Neraus - 12.5
Damacon_Ace - 33
Artu - 4.5
Gryphs - 3.5
Markmasters - 7
Friendofgunnar - 7
Zenofex - 7
Jayce8 - 0


Round 11
Will be rated on November 24th


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Lithuanian folklore:
The Good and the Evil grab a few beers and go to watch how the neighbor's house is burning down.
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"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior

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EnergyZ
EnergyZ


Legendary Hero
President of MM Wiki
posted November 19, 2017 09:54 PM
Edited by EnergyZ at 21:55, 19 Nov 2017.

Show your and your friends' wealth in public with the newest luxury trailer. Play games on your devices while feeling the rush of wind and adrenaline. Also comes with a special gun container, if you are feeling lucky enough to start a jihad.

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AlkarRahn
AlkarRahn


Promising
Legendary Hero
Divine Arcanist
posted November 19, 2017 11:55 PM

This is what a meeting in the Mod Squad Headquarters truly looks like. Valeriy just has too many red stars lining the interior of his vehicle for anyone besides himself to ride inside.
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Blasted digital always resetting itself, over and over again. To analog!

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Maurice
Maurice

Hero of Order
Part of the furniture
posted November 20, 2017 10:01 AM

With the onset of modern warfare, terrorists have incorporated specialised teams to bomb enemy defense computer systems.

They've been touring the country for an entrypoint onto the digital highway, however, in order to make it a suicide bombing run as usual.

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Trogdor
Trogdor


Legendary Hero
FOR HARAMBE!!
posted November 20, 2017 04:30 PM

They were in the midst of building a new rollercoaster at Sharialand theme park, but they've already blown the budget on a Landcruiser.

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