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Thread: What do you see in the picture? This Popular Thread is 186 pages long: 1 20 40 60 80 100 120 140 160 ... 164 165 166 167 168 ... 180 186 · «PREV / NEXT»
fuChris
fuChris


Promising
Supreme Hero
Master to the Speed of Light
posted November 21, 2017 12:13 PM

Tour de Araby!
All the excitement of watching someone sitting on their asses on two wheels while breathing in exhaust fumes but with none of that pesky training and sweating involved. Watch as a whole team sponsored by some rich Middle-Eastern oil company work on their investment portfolio while you get to enjoy the rich scenery of beautiful sand and more sand.
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"Now I am become Chris, the destroyer of worlds." - Robert Oppenheimer.

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Zenofex
Zenofex


Responsible
Legendary Hero
Kreegan-atheist
posted November 22, 2017 08:41 AM

"Aladdin IT Services" - PC and laptop repairs, OS installation and maintenance (Windows 10.5 Sunni Service Pack only), Internet issues troubleshooting and a lot more! Our engineers will arrive right before your door via modern transport, no more delays in servicing the customers because of the malfunctioning flying carpets of old!

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Kipshasz
Kipshasz


Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
posted November 24, 2017 11:20 AM

Round 11 Rated!


EnergyZ
Show your and your friends' wealth in public with the newest luxury trailer. Play games on your devices while feeling the rush of wind and adrenaline. Also comes with a special gun container, if you are feeling lucky enough to start a jihad.

The hottest item for the Saudi millennial! 4pts

AlkarRahn
This is what a meeting in the Mod Squad Headquarters truly looks like. Valeriy just has too many red stars lining the interior of his vehicle for anyone besides himself to ride inside.

For exposing the secrets of the Modsquad, Corribus had dispatched a death sqaud. RIP Alkar. 3.5pts

Maurice
With the onset of modern warfare, terrorists have incorporated specialised teams to bomb enemy defense computer systems.

They've been touring the country for an entrypoint onto the digital highway, however, in order to make it a suicide bombing run as usual.

They've been looking for it since. 4pts

Trogdor
They were in the midst of building a new rollercoaster at Sharialand theme park, but they've already blown the budget on a Landcruiser.

The landcruiser will be used as train for the rollercoaster. 3pts

Damacon_Ace
The Taliban has thought of a new decoy: Use life-sized dummies of Arab hackers to divert US drone strikes away from them so that they can continue their terror unnoticed.

The thing is though, those weren't dummies at all. 3pts

fuChris
Tour de Araby!
All the excitement of watching someone sitting on their asses on two wheels while breathing in exhaust fumes but with none of that pesky training and sweating involved. Watch as a whole team sponsored by some rich Middle-Eastern oil company work on their investment portfolio while you get to enjoy the rich scenery of beautiful sand and more sand.

If you thought the bicyclist doping scandals are huge, wait till you see the stuff here. 4pts

Zenofex
"Aladdin IT Services" - PC and laptop repairs, OS installation and maintenance (Windows 10.5 Sunni Service Pack only), Internet issues troubleshooting and a lot more! Our engineers will arrive right before your door via modern transport, no more delays in servicing the customers because of the malfunctioning flying carpets of old!

They also specialise in changing your wallpaper, folder creation and are experts of Notepad. 4pts

Scoreboard
fuChris - 48.5
Maurice - 44
Blizzardboy - 23.5
Galaad - 30.5
NoobX - 41
Angelito - 2.5
The_Polyglot - 19
Trogdor - 31.5
EnergyZ - 36
AlkarRahn - 36.5
Elvin - 26
Minion - 9.5
Neraus - 12.5
Damacon_Ace - 36
Artu - 4.5
Gryphs - 3.5
Markmasters - 7
Friendofgunnar - 7
Zenofex - 11
Jayce8 - 0


Round 12
Will be rated on November 29th

We have removed the kebab(as it shoud be), and substituting it with those that swore to protect and serve.


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"Kip is the Gavin McInnes of HC" - Salamandre
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior

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EnergyZ
EnergyZ


Legendary Hero
President of MM Wiki
posted November 24, 2017 12:13 PM

Lots of things happen when you are drunk and with the police. Especially when they lose their van keys.
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Galaad
Galaad

Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
posted November 24, 2017 12:34 PM

'That is RIGHT, throw me! You will see my head will annihilate this weak engine!'
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Even Italian restaurants seemed to betray me. -Neraus

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Trogdor
Trogdor


Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
posted November 24, 2017 04:20 PM
Edited by Trogdor at 16:30, 24 Nov 2017.

With dwarf tossing now officially outlawed in Latvia, the local cops have resorted to the new sport of protester tossing. Fire an undesirable at the nearest divvy van and you're set.
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"Artu said illegal" - Ghost

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Maurice
Maurice

Hero of Order
Part of the furniture
posted November 24, 2017 06:32 PM

"When Grigoryu resisted his arrest, stating he wanted to use his head to resolve any conflict, he didn't know the police was looking for a new battering ram."

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Elvin
Elvin


Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
What if Elvin was female?
posted November 24, 2017 06:40 PM

Officer 1: Let's get this opened!
Officer 2: The door or his head?
Officer 1 smirks.
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AlkarRahn
AlkarRahn


Promising
Legendary Hero
Divine Arcanist
posted November 24, 2017 07:00 PM

With the holidays season coming along, the local police department went out and got themselves a convict tree. Placed within a cell with someone named Chris, the convict was given the advice, 'Don't drop the ornaments.'
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fuChris
fuChris


Promising
Supreme Hero
Master to the Speed of Light
posted November 26, 2017 09:03 PM

The Politically Correct Police nowadays are forbidden by law from using unnecessary force when dealing with criminals.
But they never said anything about the  use of unnecessary face.
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Damacon_Ace
Damacon_Ace


Famous Hero
Also known as Nobris Agni
posted November 27, 2017 03:35 AM

Baltic Police have one way to deal with unruly protesters: feed them to hungry dogs, and make their compatriots pay for the damages that will number in the millions, bankrupting their coffers!
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Kipshasz
Kipshasz


Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
posted November 29, 2017 03:47 PM

Round 12 RATED

EnergyZ
Lots of things happen when you are drunk and with the police. Especially when they lose their van keys.

They tend to forget that the doors open to the outside though. 4pts

Galaad
'That is RIGHT, throw me! You will see my head will annihilate this weak engine!'

More stopping power than a .357 bullet. 4pts

Trogdor
With dwarf tossing now officially outlawed in Latvia, the local cops have resorted to the new sport of protester tossing. Fire an undesirable at the nearest divvy van and you're set.

Lai dzivu latvija. zirgas galvas, rigas balsams. That is what the guy said before picked up by the cops. Never say that in Latvia. 4pts

Maurice
"When Grigoryu resisted his arrest, stating he wanted to use his head to resolve any conflict, he didn't know the police was looking for a new battering ram."

But with the recent budget cuts, the job of a battering ram doesn't pay well. 3.5pts

Elvin
Officer 1: Let's get this opened!
Officer 2: The door or his head?
Officer 1 smirks.

After several failed attempts to open the door, the cops resorted to shooting. 4pts

AlkarRahn
With the holidays season coming along, the local police department went out and got themselves a convict tree. Placed within a cell with someone named Chris, the convict was given the advice, 'Don't drop the ornaments.'

Tis the season! 5pts

fuChris
The Politically Correct Police nowadays are forbidden by law from using unnecessary force when dealing with criminals.
But they never said anything about the  use of unnecessary face.

They also use items shaped as pistols too. 5pts

Damacon_Ace
Baltic Police have one way to deal with unruly protesters: feed them to hungry dogs, and make their compatriots pay for the damages that will number in the millions, bankrupting their coffers!

Those 10 man prostests will sure be far more interesting for the bystanders, that's for sure. 4pts



Scoreboard
fuChris - 53.5
Maurice - 47.5
Blizzardboy - 23.5
Galaad - 34.5
NoobX - 41
Angelito - 2.5
The_Polyglot - 19
Trogdor - 35.5
EnergyZ - 40
AlkarRahn - 41.5
Elvin - 30
Minion - 9.5
Neraus - 12.5
Damacon_Ace - 40
Artu - 4.5
Gryphs - 3.5
Markmasters - 7
Friendofgunnar - 7
Zenofex - 11
Jayce8 - 0


Round 13
Will be rated on December 4th


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"Kip is the Gavin McInnes of HC" - Salamandre
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior

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Trogdor
Trogdor


Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
posted November 29, 2017 04:44 PM

Eastern Bloc police dogs after severe budget cuts. Any more and they'd be forced to use ferrets instead.
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"Artu said illegal" - Ghost

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Maurice
Maurice

Hero of Order
Part of the furniture
posted November 29, 2017 05:58 PM

"The bite, much worse than its bark!"

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EnergyZ
EnergyZ


Legendary Hero
President of MM Wiki
posted November 29, 2017 09:14 PM

It was either this or flying to outer space in a rocket. And she already knows what happened to Laika.
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AlkarRahn
AlkarRahn


Promising
Legendary Hero
Divine Arcanist
posted December 02, 2017 03:54 PM
Edited by AlkarRahn at 15:55, 02 Dec 2017.

After being turned in a dog, this was the only way the captain could get out on assignments, due to local leash laws.
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Markmasters
Markmasters


Famous Hero
Dragon of justice
posted December 02, 2017 11:51 PM

k-8, the pre-evulution of k-9

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Damacon_Ace
Damacon_Ace


Famous Hero
Also known as Nobris Agni
posted December 04, 2017 02:53 AM

The police of the Baltic States have thought of an ingenious plan. Use little Yorkshire Terriers as police dogs. Only one thing, these Yorkshire Terriers are actually drones, programmed to detonate a tear gas bomb when it comes into contact with anti-government protesters.
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Elvin
Elvin


Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
What if Elvin was female?
posted December 04, 2017 05:40 AM

You let him steal my car under your nose, how am I gonna explain this to the chief? Bad Fluffy!
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Zenofex
Zenofex


Responsible
Legendary Hero
Kreegan-atheist
posted December 04, 2017 11:54 AM

Lieutenant Svetlana and Sargent Tyrannosaurus Tsar hunting Chechen terrorists. Justice shall be swift.

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