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Kipshasz
Kipshasz


Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
posted December 04, 2017 12:38 PM

Round 13 rated

Trogdor
Eastern Bloc police dogs after severe budget cuts. Any more and they'd be forced to use ferrets instead.

The genius in this is however, that the new k9 units are a much more smaller target for the smugglers who tend to shoot them on sight. 3pts

Maurice
"The bite, much worse than its bark!"

This time however, it's reversed. They'll bark you to death. 4pts

EnergyZ
It was either this or flying to outer space in a rocket. And she already knows what happened to Laika.

Missed opportunity, as Baikonur is being closed down. 3.5pts

AlkarRahn
After being turned in a dog, this was the only way the captain could get out on assignments, due to local leash laws.

The fear of curses, is what allows the gypsy drug traders to stay in power. 3pts

Markmasters
k-8, the pre-evulution of k-9

In this instance, it's more like Kminusone. 3pts

Damacon_Ace
The police of the Baltic States have thought of an ingenious plan. Use little Yorkshire Terriers as police dogs. Only one thing, these Yorkshire Terriers are actually drones, programmed to detonate a tear gas bomb when it comes into contact with anti-government protesters.

Project was scrapped, due to prostests usually being up to 10 people strong, including the red flag. 2pts

Elvin
You let him steal my car under your nose, how am I gonna explain this to the chief? Bad Fluffy!

The snownaggers are getting bold. 3pts

Zenofex
Lieutenant Svetlana and Sargent Tyrannosaurus Tsar hunting Chechen terrorists. Justice shall be swift.

Two things chechens fear - women and dogs. 3pts


Scoreboard
fuChris - 53.5
Maurice - 51.5
Blizzardboy - 23.5
Galaad - 34.5
NoobX - 41
Angelito - 2.5
The_Polyglot - 19
Trogdor - 38.5
EnergyZ - 43.5
AlkarRahn - 44.5
Elvin - 33
Minion - 9.5
Neraus - 12.5
Damacon_Ace - 42
Artu - 4.5
Gryphs - 3.5
Markmasters - 10
Friendofgunnar - 7
Zenofex - 14
Jayce8 - 0



Round 14
Will be rated on December 9th


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Lithuanian folklore:
The Good and the Evil grab a few beers and go to watch how the neighbor's house is burning down.
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"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior

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AlkarRahn
AlkarRahn


Promising
Legendary Hero
Divine Arcanist
posted December 04, 2017 01:26 PM

Shortly after stealing the police vehicle, the thief had to stop for gas. Too bad for him, he went the cheap route and started filling it with unleaded, when it is a diesel only sort of system.
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Blasted digital always resetting itself, over and over again. To analog!

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Trogdor
Trogdor


Legendary Hero
FOR HARAMBE!!
posted December 04, 2017 02:55 PM

"Are you sure you can't fill it up with perp blood like we usually do?"
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Cooking dummies in the dryer for turkeys

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Maurice
Maurice

Hero of Order
Part of the furniture
posted December 04, 2017 07:44 PM
Edited by Maurice at 19:44, 04 Dec 2017.

Heinrich had asked his commanding officer if he could loan a police car from work for a date. His commander quickly gave him the keys to "one of the vehicles on the parking lot", without telling which one, under the condition that it had to be returned with a full tank.

Heinrich soon learned there were cheaper ways to impress his dates.

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Elvin
Elvin


Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Tastes like chicken
posted December 05, 2017 06:21 AM

Your prices are thievery, you will pay for this! As soon as I catch that shoplifter that sped off, he can't have gotten too far.
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Being human is a roller coaster ride of emotions during rainstorms and sunshine, sprinkled with moments when you can almost reach the stars.

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EnergyZ
EnergyZ


Legendary Hero
President of MM Wiki
posted December 05, 2017 10:15 AM
Edited by EnergyZ at 10:25, 05 Dec 2017.

To do list:
1 ask the superiors to load up the van
2 go to the gas station
3 instead of returning, go into town and pick ladies up
4 party in the van
5 success!

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Damacon_Ace
Damacon_Ace


Famous Hero
Also known as Nobris Agni
posted December 05, 2017 11:27 AM

"You know, life as a Police Patroller on the beat isn't easy or cheap. Those tanks drink a lot of fuel and cut a lot onto the budget. To the extent that we had to give up vodka."
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No one knows my true nature here...

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Doomhammer
Doomhammer


Known Hero
Smasher of pasties
posted December 05, 2017 12:49 PM

Hans tends to take his Carmageddon cosplay a little too seriously.

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Markmasters
Markmasters


Famous Hero
Dragon of justice
posted December 05, 2017 10:37 PM

you know what they say about guys with big cars....

but don't say it...or you'll go to jail in this case

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fuChris
fuChris


Promising
Supreme Hero
Master to the Speed of Light
posted December 06, 2017 04:37 AM

A full tank costs me how much...??? What does this thing run on? The souls of little children or what?
Oh wait, yes it does...
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"Now I am become Chris, the destroyer of worlds." - Robert Oppenheimer.

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Zenofex
Zenofex


Responsible
Legendary Hero
Kreegan-atheist
posted December 07, 2017 08:34 PM

At this rate, my wallet will be empty of official money before the tank gets full, will have to pay with my own, nothing left for lunch... I think I'll do one McDrive free of charge, let's see if they'll have the guts to ask money when I'm with my Big Berta.

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The_Polyglot
The_Polyglot


Promising
Supreme Hero
zombie
posted December 07, 2017 10:07 PM

Tovaris Wall-E, citizen of glorious Russian empire on his way to watch Cyrano de Bergerac

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Kipshasz
Kipshasz


Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
posted December 09, 2017 11:54 AM

Round 14 rated!

AlkarRahn
Shortly after stealing the police vehicle, the thief had to stop for gas. Too bad for him, he went the cheap route and started filling it with unleaded, when it is a diesel only sort of system.

Looks like America's dumbest criminals is still a thing. 2.5pts

Trogdor
"Are you sure you can't fill it up with perp blood like we usually do?"

You want a BLM riot again? 3pts

Maurice
Heinrich had asked his commanding officer if he could loan a police car from work for a date. His commander quickly gave him the keys to "one of the vehicles on the parking lot", without telling which one, under the condition that it had to be returned with a full tank.

Heinrich soon learned there were cheaper ways to impress his dates.


Heinrich's boss is an snow. 3.5pts

Elvin
Your prices are thievery, you will pay for this! As soon as I catch that shoplifter that sped off, he can't have gotten too far.

They do call gas stations legal robbers for a reason. 3pts

EnergyZ
To do list:
1 ask the superiors to load up the van
2 go to the gas station
3 instead of returning, go into town and pick ladies up
4 party in the van
5 success!

There's one shortcoming of this plan - these new standart issue Bundespolizei cruisers are very cramped inside, with limited space, due to armor making the bulk of the vehicle. 3.5pts

Damacon_Ace

"You know, life as a Police Patroller on the beat isn't easy or cheap. Those tanks drink a lot of fuel and cut a lot onto the budget. To the extent that we had to give up vodka."

Since krauts can't handle vodka, it's not much of a loss anyways. 3pts

Doomhammer
Hans tends to take his Carmageddon cosplay a little too seriously.

Still could use a bit more spikes though. 4pts

Markmasters
you know what they say about guys with big cars....

but don't say it...or you'll go to jail in this case

And in this case you'll also be charged for online hate crimes as well. 3pts

fuChris
A full tank costs me how much...??? What does this thing run on? The souls of little children or what?
Oh wait, yes it does...

But only the souls of the untermensch will do. don't tell that to anybody. 4pts

Zenofex
At this rate, my wallet will be empty of official money before the tank gets full, will have to pay with my own, nothing left for lunch... I think I'll do one McDrive free of charge, let's see if they'll have the guts to ask money when I'm with my Big Berta.

There's gonna be big trouble in the little mcdrive. 4pts

The_Polyglot
Tovaris Wall-E, citizen of glorious Russian empire on his way to watch Cyrano de Bergerac

Those roads of Russia are murder. 3pts

Scoreboard
fuChris - 57.5
Maurice - 55
Blizzardboy - 23.5
Galaad - 34.5
NoobX - 41
Angelito - 2.5
The_Polyglot - 22
Trogdor - 41.5
EnergyZ - 47
AlkarRahn - 47
Elvin - 36
Minion - 9.5
Neraus - 12.5
Damacon_Ace - 45
Artu - 4.5
Gryphs - 3.5
Markmasters - 13
Friendofgunnar - 7
Zenofex - 18
Jayce8 - 0
Doomhammer - 4


Round 15
Will be rated on December 14th


____________
Lithuanian folklore:
The Good and the Evil grab a few beers and go to watch how the neighbor's house is burning down.
* * *
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior

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Trogdor
Trogdor


Legendary Hero
FOR HARAMBE!!
posted December 09, 2017 01:16 PM

Being America, every officer has to bring their own edible animal to the police BBQ on the proviso that said animal was taken from a "White Lives Matter" redneck moron.
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Cooking dummies in the dryer for turkeys

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EnergyZ
EnergyZ


Legendary Hero
President of MM Wiki
posted December 09, 2017 01:22 PM

Brace yourselves
winter is coming,
and so is (swine) flu.
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Come and visit the Might and Magic Wikia!

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AlkarRahn
AlkarRahn


Promising
Legendary Hero
Divine Arcanist
posted December 09, 2017 03:20 PM

"Come on, Honey. I didn't know bacon was part of the ultimate chicken sandwich special. Don't let it ruin our date today Sweetie, please?"
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Blasted digital always resetting itself, over and over again. To analog!

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fuChris
fuChris


Promising
Supreme Hero
Master to the Speed of Light
posted December 09, 2017 04:33 PM

Secret Service escorting President Trumps hair supply to a secure location.


Just kidding. There are no black guards on Trumps security team. They are all spy's for Obama.
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"Now I am become Chris, the destroyer of worlds." - Robert Oppenheimer.

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Markmasters
Markmasters


Famous Hero
Dragon of justice
posted December 10, 2017 11:16 AM

"Ed, what are you doing with that pig?"

Ed: "educating people, they always call me pig, so it seems they don't know what a real pig is"

oh...poor ignorant Ed.

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Damacon_Ace
Damacon_Ace


Famous Hero
Also known as Nobris Agni
posted December 11, 2017 05:34 AM

The new mascot of the Southern Alabama Black Police: Peppa the Pig.
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Elvin
Elvin


Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Tastes like chicken
posted December 11, 2017 05:45 AM

- Come on Porky.
- Nooo! I don't want to work in the police anymore!
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