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AlkarRahn
AlkarRahn


Promising
Legendary Hero
Divine Arcanist
posted March 11, 2018 04:29 PM

Ubisoft's new inspirational pet, "Ubimouse," didn't like the path its new owners were going with their thought processes. Something about a Spider-Rat.
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Maurice
Maurice

Hero of Order
Part of the furniture
posted March 11, 2018 06:01 PM

"The movie was supposed to be titled, 'The Hangman's Mouse', but the director read it wrong and thought it was 'The Hangman's Noose'. He never quite understood the cheese and the refrigerator, though."

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Kipshasz
Kipshasz


Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
posted March 15, 2018 09:39 PM

Ratings on Saturday
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"Kip is the Gavin McInnes of HC" - Salamandre
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior

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Elvin
Elvin


Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Rebirth aanytime now..
posted March 15, 2018 09:50 PM

And you think your wife is trying to tell you something?
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Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment!

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Celfious
Celfious


Responsible
Legendary Hero
Rat whisperer
posted March 15, 2018 10:12 PM

Years later Mickeys bout of depression went unanswered by Disney.

How could Disney abandon Mickey? Look at him!!!  
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Wisdom is like the bearings of knowledge

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Zenofex
Zenofex


Responsible
Legendary Hero
Kreegan-atheist
posted March 17, 2018 04:57 PM

Two weeks ago Ivan noticed that his vodka supplies are dwindling despite his resolute drinking of only half a bottle per day as a true Russian abstainer. Smelling a rat, one night he replaced the liquid in the last bottle with water. The thief was discovered the following morning - apparently he could not bear the shame from such an insult.

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Kipshasz
Kipshasz


Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
posted March 17, 2018 07:03 PM

Round 29 rated

Galaad
A perfect breakfast.

God damn, I swear to god, you baguettes eat some crazy bleep. 5pts

Fredmuffin
you know, sneaking into celfious's house and taking that picture was downright dangerous. he was probably standing behind you with his fish mask on while you were taking it, and you never knew. standing right behind you, licking his teeth and wriggling his bent and gnarled fingers...
lord knows why he let you go unmolested; but if you had seen what's in his basement, you surely wouldn't have been so lucky.


Oh I've seen what's in his basement. Normie tier crap. 4pts

EnergyZ
No cheese in the fridge is more effective than rat poison.

A food-free diet of the fridge's owners works just as well. 3pts

Markmasters
Since the popularity of cheese in households dropped, mice and rats started to hang themselves way more often.

Where do they get the rope though? 3pts

Neraus
"Traitors get the rope first!"

That's what chief Squeakly said when he discovered one of his subordinates was passing secret informations to the cats.

There's gonna be a purge in the grand Cheese army, I feel it. 4pts

Trogdor
The live-action sequel to Ratatouille has already taken a dark turn, but that's what happens when Pixar refused to do it.

Turn it in to the next SJW filled studio! 3pts

AlkarRahn
Ubisoft's new inspirational pet, "Ubimouse," didn't like the path its new owners were going with their thought processes. Something about a Spider-Rat.

I've heard a lot of neon green and spikes were involved. 4pts

Maurice
"The movie was supposed to be titled, 'The Hangman's Mouse', but the director read it wrong and thought it was 'The Hangman's Noose'. He never quite understood the cheese and the refrigerator, though."

It's an allegory of socialism actually. 3pts

Elvin
And you think your wife is trying to tell you something?

Hin't wasn't clear enough, got neck stuck in a noose. 4pts

Celfious
Years later Mickeys bout of depression went unanswered by Disney.

How could Disney abandon Mickey? Look at him!!!  


SJWed Star Wars are a much bigger money milker. 3pts

Zenofex
Two weeks ago Ivan noticed that his vodka supplies are dwindling despite his resolute drinking of only half a bottle per day as a true Russian abstainer. Smelling a rat, one night he replaced the liquid in the last bottle with water. The thief was discovered the following morning - apparently he could not bear the shame from such an insult.

There are three ways of doing things. The right way, the wrong way and the SLAV WAY. 5pts



Scoreboard
fuChris - 75
Maurice - 118
Blizzardboy - 27
Galaad - 62.5
NoobX - 41
Angelito - 2.5
The_Polyglot - 22
Trogdor - 98
EnergyZ - 105
AlkarRahn - 106.5
Elvin - 96.5
Minion - 9.5
Neraus - 30.5
Damacon_Ace - 55,5
Artu - 10.5
Gryphs - 3.5
Markmasters - 47
Friendofgunnar - 18
Zenofex - 76
Jayce8 - 0
Doomhammer - 4
Gravorce - 3.5
Fredmuffin - 38
Celfious - 15
Rimgrabber - 7
JoonasTo - 5


Round 30


Ratings next saturday
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"Kip is the Gavin McInnes of HC" - Salamandre
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior

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fred79
fred79


Promising
Undefeatable Hero
posted March 17, 2018 07:27 PM

observe the idioticus americanus in his natural habitat. see how he prepares for his own brand of school shooting, after taking internet memes seriously.

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Neraus
Neraus


Supreme Hero
Pizza Nazi
posted March 17, 2018 07:31 PM

Kip, you should know better than to invade another user's privacy.

For shame.
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PLVTOCRATIC AND REACTIONARY DEMOCRACIES OF THE WEST

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Maurice
Maurice

Hero of Order
Part of the furniture
posted March 17, 2018 09:50 PM

The Crusades, version 2.0. Now with a brand new American DLC!

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EnergyZ
EnergyZ


Legendary Hero
President of MM Wiki
posted March 17, 2018 10:33 PM
Edited by EnergyZ at 13:10, 24 Mar 2018.

The guy cross-overed to our time. Or is it crossplay?
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Come and visit the Might and Magic Wikia!

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Trogdor
Trogdor


Legendary Hero
Depository of Wisdom
posted March 18, 2018 01:45 PM

Another Russian's typical everyday costume. That skin condition caused by nearly overdosing on Krokodil won't cover up itself.
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Have you heard the word of the great Lord Plagueis?

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Galaad
Galaad

Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
posted March 18, 2018 03:38 PM
Edited by Galaad at 18:06, 18 Mar 2018.

Apostolic Jihad.
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Zenofex
Zenofex


Responsible
Legendary Hero
Kreegan-atheist
posted March 18, 2018 05:15 PM

Centuries pass, dust in the wind
I shall remain, shining in sin
The metal I am, the iron you feel
The song of the dead, the chorus of steel

(Couldn't resist )

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artu
artu


Promising
Undefeatable Hero
My BS sensor is tingling again
posted March 18, 2018 05:44 PM

Playing the Lemmy card ha, Zenofex.
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All naughty talking and living are cool - Ghost

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AlkarRahn
AlkarRahn


Promising
Legendary Hero
Divine Arcanist
posted March 23, 2018 12:30 PM

"Bringing a gun to a sword fight; I'm a genius! Ah crap. I need to crap."
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angelito
angelito


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
proud father of a princess
posted March 23, 2018 04:59 PM
Edited by angelito at 17:02, 23 Mar 2018.

"Monty Python and the Holy Grail - reloaded"
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Better judged by 12 than carried by 6.

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Celfious
Celfious


Responsible
Legendary Hero
Rat whisperer
posted March 24, 2018 01:46 PM
Edited by Celfious at 13:48, 24 Mar 2018.

Everyone knew herry seemed a little off from the start.
"I'll show you bad mannered" he posted in the wastelands. Raking up a hundred views, the only replys were lols.
No one ever heard from herry again. I actually missed the guy.
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Wisdom is like the bearings of knowledge

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Kipshasz
Kipshasz


Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
posted March 24, 2018 08:53 PM

ratings postponed till tommorow.
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"Kip is the Gavin McInnes of HC" - Salamandre
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior

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Kipshasz
Kipshasz


Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
posted March 25, 2018 12:44 PM
Edited by Kipshasz at 16:08, 25 Mar 2018.

Round 30 rated

Fredmuffin
observe the idioticus americanus in his natural habitat. see how he prepares for his own brand of school shooting, after taking internet memes seriously.


taken from the Life of Fredmuffin as narrarated by Sir David Attenborough and Morgan Freeman. 4pts

Neraus
Kip, you should know better than to invade another user's privacy.

For shame.

Pfff, us russian trollbots know no shame. kekus vult. 3pts

Maurice
The Crusades, version 2.0. Now with a brand new American DLC!

Sack of Canada will be their 4th crusade. 3pts

EnergyZ
The guy cross-overed to our time. Or is it crossplay?

It's a action based reboot of Le Visiteurs. 3pts


Galaad
Apostolic Jihad.

That's racist. 3pts

Zenofex
Centuries pass, dust in the wind
I shall remain, shining in sin
The metal I am, the iron you feel
The song of the dead, the chorus of steel

(Couldn't resist )

I, I am the blade
I break the oath that you made
I, I am the mace
I am the blow in the face
I, I am the ax
To cut down heroes like rats
I, I am the sword
I do the work of the Lord
5pts

AlkarRahn
"Bringing a gun to a sword fight; I'm a genius! Ah crap. I need to crap."

he better hurry to the little booth with a heart in it's doors. 4pts

Angelito
"Monty Python and the Holy Grail - reloaded"

That's one Hollywood reboot you don't want to miss. 5pts

Celfious
Everyone knew herry seemed a little off from the start.
"I'll show you bad mannered" he posted in the wastelands. Raking up a hundred views, the only replys were lols.
No one ever heard from herry again. I actually missed the guy.

Herring is a kebab meant to be removed. 2pts

Trogdor
Another Russian's typical everyday costume. That skin condition caused by nearly overdosing on Krokodil won't cover up itself.

This is th sunday best version. 3pts


Scoreboard
fuChris - 75
Maurice - 121
Blizzardboy - 27
Galaad - 65.5
NoobX - 41
Angelito - 5.5
The_Polyglot - 22
Trogdor - 101
EnergyZ - 108
AlkarRahn - 110.5
Elvin - 96.5
Minion - 9.5
Neraus - 33.5
Damacon_Ace - 55,5
Artu - 10.5
Gryphs - 3.5
Markmasters - 47
Friendofgunnar - 18
Zenofex - 81
Jayce8 - 0
Doomhammer - 4
Gravorce - 3.5
Fredmuffin - 42
Celfious - 17
Rimgrabber - 7
JoonasTo - 5




Round 31



ratings next saturday. hopefully
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"Kip is the Gavin McInnes of HC" - Salamandre
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior

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