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Galaad
Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
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posted May 04, 2019 01:30 AM |
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Edited by Galaad at 01:33, 04 May 2019.
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RATED!
Kipshasz
And at this moment, young Chang discovered that the path of piety and celibate was not the true calling for him.
He certainly seems to be tempted. 2 pts
Ghost
Red cloth man stares at big boobs.
Lol at "red cloth man". 3 pts
Trogdor
To reach the path of true enlightenment, young Buddhists in South-East Asia must now learn how to take the perfect photobomb.
With the power of his mind only! 3 pts
Maurice
The young Zen Buddhist couldn't help but wonder, "so is this what they mean with, "what goes a-round, comes a-round?" Or, how did that American saying go? "The apples so nice, they're provided twice"?"
OHHOHOHO 5 pts
Stevie
Life of a Buddhist monk, climbing hundreds of steps to the temple each day, not one step closer to adulthood.
Awkward. 0 pts
Oddball
When you've got a date at 6:00 but have to meet the Dalai Lama at 7:00.
You cracked it, hes actually sleeping, not staring!!! 4 pts
fuChris
Buddha himself insisted that his followers should not eat the flesh of any sentient being. But he never said anything about drinking milk.
Elementary, my dear Watson. 5 pts
Elvin
I don't blame him. Even the hair on the Buddha's statue are erect.
Nicely spotted! 5 pts
Blizzardboy
"That hat has absolutely fantastic craftsmanship!" thought the monk.
Exactly! 5 pts
friendofgunnar
The two latest recruits to the Shrine of the Heavenly Orbs.
How poetic. 4 pts
Scoreboard
 fuChris 10 pts
 Maurice 8 pts
Oddball 7 pts
Trogdor 5,5 pts
Elvin 5 pts
Blizzardboy 5pts
friendofgunnar 4 pts
Ghost 3 pts
NoobX 3 pts
Kipshasz 2 pts
Stevie 1 pts
ROUND 3
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friendofgunnar
Honorable
Legendary Hero
able to speed up time
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posted May 04, 2019 02:15 AM |
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The Ohio State Marine Corps, seen here storming ashore in Pemasquotty Creek.
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Stevie
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted May 04, 2019 07:26 AM |
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Edited by Stevie at 07:33, 04 May 2019.
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Galaad said:
Stevie
Life of a Buddhist monk, climbing hundreds of steps to the temple each day, not one step closer to adulthood.
Awkward. 0 pts
It seems to me you're just trying to disincentivise me from playing at this point. So you're rating based on how you feel about the poster and less about what's being posted. Can you stop acting on personal grounds and provide fun for everyone willing to participate? I really don't feel like taking your marginalisation here.
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Guide to a Great Heroes Game
The Young Traveler
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Kipshasz
Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
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posted May 04, 2019 08:34 AM |
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We going get 'em sewer gators boyyyyyy!
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"Kip is the Gavin McInnes of HC" - Salamandre
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior
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Galaad
Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
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posted May 04, 2019 10:44 AM |
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Stevie said:
It seems to me you're just trying to disincentivise me from playing at this point. So you're rating based on how you feel about the poster and less about what's being posted. Can you stop acting on personal grounds and provide fun for everyone willing to participate? I really don't feel like taking your marginalisation here.
Sorry you feel this way, I honestly found it more depressing than funny. It is not my intention to single you out, give it another chance and youll see that Im not being unfair.
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Elvin 
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted May 04, 2019 11:15 AM |
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- Are you sure the gyarados was spotted here?
- Absolutely, my phone gps has never led me astray!
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Map also hosted on Moddb
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Stevie
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted May 04, 2019 11:36 AM |
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Galaad said:
Sorry you feel this way, I honestly found it more depressing than funny. It is not my intention to single you out, give it another chance and youll see that Im not being unfair.
I refuse. I'll spare everyone from going even further off-topic and wait until Kip or whoever else on the decent side takes over.
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Guide to a Great Heroes Game
The Young Traveler
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Ghost
Undefeatable Hero
Therefore I am
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posted May 04, 2019 01:17 PM |
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Hi guy! We got a photo in Google Maps.
@Stevie
Are you still 12 years old? Don't be a little dickhead. Ok my vision/reply could be puny. Depend on Galaad!
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Maurice
Hero of Order
Part of the furniture
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posted May 04, 2019 03:23 PM |
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"What do you mean, "Climate change doesn't rise the sea levels THAT fast"?"
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The last Reasonable Steward of Good Game Design and a Responsible Hero of HC. - Verriker
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted May 04, 2019 04:49 PM |
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To become one with the bitumen, one must blend into the bitumen, even if you look like a total berk doing it.
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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Oddball13579
Supreme Hero
Grandmaster of the Hunt
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posted May 04, 2019 07:59 PM |
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We asked these two men why they were dressed in scuba gear and just what they were doing. They had this to say.
"We're off to kill that damn alligator from Happy Gilmore, that ******* stole our damn hands! Hence why we got these pitchforks fer hands"
I did not bother to correct them, or tell them they had both hands intact, or for that matter, the alligator from Happy Gilmore has been dead for nearly 30 years. I suspect drugs are involved. Back to you Jen.
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Ooof, this is so weak 
This picture really stumped me.
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Zenofex
Responsible
Legendary Hero
Kreegan-atheist
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posted May 05, 2019 12:06 PM |
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"It's time to hire professionals" the municipal councilor said when asked what the town hall is intending to do with the notorious Moby Dick hole which has already sunk 14 cars.
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verriker
Honorable
Legendary Hero
We don't need another 'eroes
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posted May 05, 2019 09:07 PM |
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when the time came down to start hands-on research for Assassin's Creed Atlantis Ubicent finally realized they may have jumped the shark cheers lol
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Galaad
Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
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posted May 07, 2019 09:11 PM |
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Edited by Galaad at 21:12, 07 May 2019.
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RATED!
friendofgunnar
The Ohio State Marine Corps, seen here storming ashore in Pemasquotty Creek.
The true elite crew! 2 pts
Kipshasz
We going get 'em sewer gators boyyyyyy!
Good luck. 2 pts
Elvin
- Are you sure the gyarados was spotted here?
- Absolutely, my phone gps has never led me astray!
Or mabe simply your phone... 2 pts
Ghost
Hi guy! We got a photo in Google Maps.
Indeed. 1,5 pts
Maurice
"What do you mean, "Climate change doesn't rise the sea levels THAT fast"?"
Ignorance is not always bliss! 4 pts
Trogdor
To become one with the bitumen, one must blend into the bitumen, even if you look like a total berk doing it.
Become the bitumen, man. 1 pts
Oddball
We asked these two men why they were dressed in scuba gear and just what they were doing. They had this to say.
"We're off to kill that damn alligator from Happy Gilmore, that ******* stole our damn hands! Hence why we got these pitchforks fer hands"
I did not bother to correct them, or tell them they had both hands intact, or for that matter, the alligator from Happy Gilmore has been dead for nearly 30 years. I suspect drugs are involved. Back to you Jen.
You didnt get the metaphor! 3 pts
Zenofex
"It's time to hire professionals" the municipal councilor said when asked what the town hall is intending to do with the notorious Moby Dick hole which has already sunk 14 cars.
It is high time indeed. 5ps
verriker
when the time came down to start hands-on research for Assassin's Creed Atlantis Ubicent finally realized they may have jumped the shark cheers lol
Extra point for Ubi bashing. 4 pts
Scoreboard
Maurice 12 pts
Oddball 10 pts
fuChris 10 pts
Elvin 7 pts
Trogdor 6,5 pts
friendofgunnar 6 pts
Zenofex 5 pts
Blizzardboy 5pts
Ghost 4,5 pts
Kipshasz 4 pts
verriker 4 pts
NoobX 3 pts
Stevie 1 pts
ROUND 4
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fuChris
Promising
Supreme Hero
Master to the Speed of Light
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posted May 08, 2019 10:35 AM |
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Even in centuries past men already knew that after a bottle of wine every wench starts looking like a f'kin Mona Lisa. And every wench knew that after a bottle of wine he'll forget that you have syphilis.
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"Now I am become Chris, the destroyer of worlds." - Robert Oppenheimer.
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Maurice
Hero of Order
Part of the furniture
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posted May 08, 2019 01:13 PM |
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Edited by Maurice at 10:38, 09 May 2019.
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"In this recently uncovered first concept of the Mona Lisa painting, we see that the Flower Power time was actually another of DaVinci's inventions!"
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The last Reasonable Steward of Good Game Design and a Responsible Hero of HC. - Verriker
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted May 08, 2019 04:04 PM |
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The last known photograph of the Mona Lisa before she joined the 27 Club.
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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friendofgunnar
Honorable
Legendary Hero
able to speed up time
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posted May 08, 2019 04:14 PM |
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This picture is obviously a fake because the Martin '57 Strat hadn't even been invented yet.
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Ghost
Undefeatable Hero
Therefore I am
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posted May 08, 2019 04:26 PM |
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Mona Lisa is multi-occupation woman. She shows escort.
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Zenofex
Responsible
Legendary Hero
Kreegan-atheist
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posted May 08, 2019 07:41 PM |
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It is rumoured that the director of "Basic Instinct" didn't have Sharon Stone as his first choice for the lead female role but had to settle with her because the primary candidate was forcefully detained in the Louvre after announcing her intention to "change the scenery".
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