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fred79
fred79


Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Scourge of the H-Seas
posted May 20, 2019 02:08 AM

Early versions of Tiny Tim's "tiptoe through the tulips" lacked the right visuals for a song that would drive ALL the girls crazy.

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CountBezuhoff
CountBezuhoff


Famous Hero
Master of the merchant's guild
posted May 20, 2019 04:34 PM

-Alright, I can get behind the concept of a hero flying using the angel feather wings, but what about his troops? How the heck are they supposed to foll-

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Kipshasz
Kipshasz


Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
posted May 20, 2019 06:19 PM

"I'm raining in the sing, just raining in the sing.."
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"Kip is the Gavin McInnes of HC" - Salamandre
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior

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Maurice
Maurice

Hero of Order
Part of the furniture
posted May 20, 2019 06:41 PM
Edited by Maurice at 10:35, 21 May 2019.

"Our desparate single Harry took it quite literal when he heard the lyrics of that particular song,
"So that each and every woman could find her perfect guy
Oh, it's raining men, yeah".

His chances at the bookmakers are inversely proportional to the number of umbrella's, however."
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The last Reasonable Steward of Good Game Design and a Responsible Hero of HC. - Verriker

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Zenofex
Zenofex


Responsible
Legendary Hero
Kreegan-atheist
posted May 22, 2019 08:04 AM

A a censored cut from a forgotten commercial showing "Umbrella Corp" in their early days when they were still making only what their name suggests. The umbrella Jim is about to step on was produced in China however and that is believed to be the turning point to their notorious transformation...

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Galaad
Galaad

Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
posted May 22, 2019 08:59 PM

Ratings soon!
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Elvin
Elvin


Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
What if Elvin was female?
posted May 22, 2019 09:28 PM

All stocked up on umbrellas and lsd, now to go find some rain!
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DON'T BE A NOOB, JOIN A.D.V.E.N.T.U.R.E.

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friendofgunnar
friendofgunnar


Honorable
Legendary Hero
able to speed up time
posted May 23, 2019 04:30 AM

Edward was the smallest of the seven brothers and when the autumn gales kicked up it was him that would frequently get blown into the next county.

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Galaad
Galaad

Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
posted May 25, 2019 03:57 PM
Edited by Galaad at 15:57, 25 May 2019.

Galaad said:
RATED!
Trogdor
Someone's finally managed to create a live-action 2D platformer, but should've used something more stable, like bricks.
The designer told me these umbrellas are rock solid! 3 pts

fuChris
Britain after Brexit. A rain-based economy where the upper class somehow stays magically afloat. The lower classes, well...
Not funny. 1 pts

Blizzardboy
A squad of Mary Poppins clones now upgraded with stealth technology.
LOL 5 pts

Oddball
How it feels trying not to offend anyone on the internet.
Nice. 4,5 pts

fred79
Early versions of Tiny Tim's "tiptoe through the tulips" lacked the right visuals for a song that would drive ALL the girls crazy.
Are you so sure about that? 3 pts

CountBezuhoff
-Alright, I can get behind the concept of a hero flying using the angel feather wings, but what about his troops? How the heck are they supposed to foll-
what can I- 2,5 pts

Kipshasz
"I'm raining in the sing, just raining in the sing.."
Aren’t you drinking in the drink? 2 pts

Maurice
"Our desparate single Harry took it quite literal when he heard the lyrics of that particular song, "So that each and every woman could find her perfect guy
Oh, it's raining men, yeah".
His chances at the bookmakers are inversely proportional to the number of umbrella's, however."
Aww. 2,5 pts

Zenofex
A a censored cut from a forgotten commercial showing "Umbrella Corp" in their early days when they were still making only what their name suggests. The umbrella Jim is about to step on was produced in China however and that is believed to be the turning point to their notorious transformation...
Dun-dun-DUN! 3,5 pts

Elvin
All stocked up on umbrellas and lsd, now to go find some rain!
It doesn’t rain between the drops. 2 pts

friendofgunnar
Edward was the smallest of the seven brothers and when the autumn gales kicked up it was him that would frequently get blown into the next county.
He could go see the world! 4 pts
Scoreboard
Maurice – 20 pts
Oddball – 19 pts
friendofgunnar – 16,5 pts
Zenofex – 16 pts
fuChris – 13,5 pts
Trogdor – 13 pts
Blizzardboy – 12,5 pts
Elvin – 12 pts
Kipshasz – 10 pts
fred79 – 8 pts
Ghost – 6 pts
The_Polyglot – 5 pts
CountBezuhoff – 4,5 pts
verriker – 4 pts
NoobX – 3 pts
Stevie – 1 pts
ROUND 6


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Trogdor
Trogdor


Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
posted May 25, 2019 04:45 PM

At least they ordered all that beer to hide the eventual taste of the night's mystery meat. (HINT: The mystery meat is actually from a critically endangered species)
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"Artu said illegal" - Ghost

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fred79
fred79


Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Scourge of the H-Seas
posted May 25, 2019 04:51 PM

Irma and Greg doing their "let's drink beer and pretend Tom isn't stealing our appetizer again" move.

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fuChris
fuChris


Promising
Supreme Hero
Master to the Speed of Light
posted May 26, 2019 08:41 AM

"So you are saying that this is all Kosher, right?"
"Yes it's all Kölsher."
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"Now I am become Chris, the destroyer of worlds." - Robert Oppenheimer.

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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


Supreme Hero
Thread Destroyer
posted May 27, 2019 01:47 AM

While Emma was looking at the camera, ready for the picture, Chris was in fact looking at a different kind of "sausage" that he wanted.
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"Oddball is Fred in disguise" - NoobX
"I would have needed to dislocate my jaw to fit it inside my hole." - Blizzardboy

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Elvin
Elvin


Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
What if Elvin was female?
posted May 27, 2019 08:54 AM

Woman: (Ooh, he's looking my way! <3)
Man: (She's using both hands, I feel so humiliated!!)
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Maurice
Maurice

Hero of Order
Part of the furniture
posted May 27, 2019 10:40 AM

"When Greta and Adam agreed to do a drinking contest to "take home the meat", it's not clear if Adam had the same idea as Greta about the actual meat involved ..."
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The last Reasonable Steward of Good Game Design and a Responsible Hero of HC. - Verriker

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CountBezuhoff
CountBezuhoff


Famous Hero
Master of the merchant's guild
posted May 27, 2019 02:31 PM
Edited by CountBezuhoff at 14:33, 27 May 2019.

As they down their first beer for the evening in the small provincial beer house, Obergruppenführer Klaus von Eisenschaft and Kriminalsekretärin Helga Geehart share a meaningful look. The Führer must be made privy to their discovery as soon as possible. That night an encrypted message  was received in Berlin. Unbeknownst to the sleeping megapolis, the future of the world had been sealed. Europe would soon be engulfed by the flames of war. The message read:"I have managed to confirm the validity of the rumours... Czech beer is truly the best!"
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"...Mr Hack... I don't feel so good..."

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friendofgunnar
friendofgunnar


Honorable
Legendary Hero
able to speed up time
posted May 27, 2019 03:27 PM

Hazin looked over in glee, thinking about the golden shower he would be receiving later.

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Neraus
Neraus


Promising
Legendary Hero
Pizza Nazi
posted May 27, 2019 07:27 PM

Sometimes it seems as if people look at your suffering with scorn, laughing and joking as if nothing is wrong, the worst of it is when you're working and you can feel the patrons mocking you with their smug smiles.
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POTERE, LO SFORZO, LA PASTA

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Zenofex
Zenofex


Responsible
Legendary Hero
Kreegan-atheist
posted May 27, 2019 08:05 PM

Soon after tasting the German hospitality toward illegal immigrants, Amir sent a message to his seventeen brothers and sisters blocked at the Hungarian border, reading: "Tell Orban's dogs that I'm getting married and you're invited to the wedding, that's how you'll cross the border. The beer these infidels make is worthy of the palate of the Prophet. Allah über alles!"

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Ghost
Ghost


Legendary Hero
Therefore I am
posted May 27, 2019 08:35 PM

Picture proving Germany is the best country: 1) a thin woman 2) beer 3) food 4) color 5) culture 6) music to hearing 7) cheap

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