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Blizzardboy
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Nerf Herder
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posted May 29, 2019 07:03 PM |
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The drinks are actually urine produced from the guy on the far right with a massive grin on his face.
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"Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us."
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Oddball13579
Supreme Hero
Grandmaster of the Hunt
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posted June 01, 2019 04:10 AM |
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Just curious, how many rounds are there?
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"Just slide her down a bit farther. I could wear her like a hat." - Gnomes
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Galaad
Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
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posted June 01, 2019 09:33 AM |
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Oddball13579 said:
Just curious, how many rounds are there?
That's up to the round's host.
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Galaad
Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
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posted June 01, 2019 09:33 AM |
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Galaad said:
RATED!
Trogdor
At least they ordered all that beer to hide the eventual taste of the night's mystery meat. (HINT: The mystery meat is actually from a critically endangered species)
Uh-uh. 2 pts
fred79
Irma and Greg doing their "let's drink beer and pretend Tom isn't stealing our appetizer again" move.
As if! 3 pts
fuChris
"So you are saying that this is all Kosher, right?"
"Yes it's all Kölsher."
How do you know? 2 pts
Oddball
While Emma was looking at the camera, ready for the picture, Chris was in fact looking at a different kind of "sausage" that he wanted.
A sausage, really? 2 pts
Elvin
Woman: (Ooh, he's looking my way! <3)
Man: (She's using both hands, I feel so humiliated!!)
Aaah the ego... 3 pts
Maurice
“When Greta and Adam agreed to do a drinking contest to "take home the meat", it's not clear if Adam had the same idea as Greta about the actual meat involved ...”
A sausage again? 2 pts
CountBezuhoff
As they down their first beer for the evening in the small provincial beer house, Obergruppenführer Klaus von Eisenschaft and Kriminalsekretärin Helga Geehart share a meaningful look. The Führer must be made privy to their discovery as soon as possible. That night an encrypted message was received in Berlin. Unbeknownst to the sleeping megapolis, the future of the world had been sealed. Europe would soon be engulfed by the flames of war. The message read:"I have managed to confirm the validity of the rumours... Czech beer is truly the best!"
All that effort for something that we knew all along. 3 pts +1 bonus point for the funny names 4 pts
friendofgunnar
Hazin looked over in glee, thinking about the golden shower he would be receiving later.
Oh no. 2 pts
Neraus
Sometimes it seems as if people look at your suffering with scorn, laughing and joking as if nothing is wrong, the worst of it is when you're working and you can feel the patrons mocking you with their smug smiles.
Nah. 1,5 pts
Zenofex
Soon after tasting the German hospitality toward illegal immigrants, Amir sent a message to his seventeen brothers and sisters blocked at the Hungarian border, reading: "Tell Orban's dogs that I'm getting married and you're invited to the wedding, that's how you'll cross the border. The beer these infidels make is worthy of the palate of the Prophet. Allah über alles!"
Omg. 3 pts
Ghost
Picture proving Germany is the best country: 1) a thin woman 2) beer 3) food 4) color 5) culture 6) music to hearing 7) cheap
8)tasty. 2 pts
Blizzardboy
The drinks are actually urine produced from the guy on the far right with a massive grin on his face.
Jfc. 3 pts
Scoreboard
 Maurice – 22 pts
 Oddball – 21 pts
Zenofex – 19 pts
friendofgunnar – 18,5 pts
fuChris – 15,5 pts
Blizzardboy – 15,5 pts
Trogdor – 15 pts
Elvin – 15 pts
fred79 – 11 pts
Kipshasz – 10 pts
CountBezuhoff – 8,5 pts
Ghost – 8 pts
The_Polyglot – 5 pts
verriker – 4 pts
NoobX – 3 pts
Neraus – 1,5 pts
Stevie – 1 pts
ROUND 7
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted June 01, 2019 09:45 AM |
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Helga's ocean Hoveround had been specially made for her: titanium with a lead core, so that she wouldn't just float due to her "buoyancy". Here, she is seen on the initial test run, with her personal guide not far behind her.
If all goes well, she'll be off to see her relatives: the manatees.
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CountBezuhoff
Supreme Hero
Nihil sub sole novum
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posted June 01, 2019 09:49 AM |
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Due to the greenhouse effect more than half of Earth's ice caps are expected to melt by 2050. The sea level shall rise by approximately seven meters, leaving half of the world's Walmarts underwater.
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted June 01, 2019 09:53 AM |
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Lol. 
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Zenofex
Responsible
Legendary Hero
Kreegan-atheist
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posted June 01, 2019 11:20 AM |
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The vanguard of the US MUD (McDonalds Underwater Division) force advancing toward unsuspecting Russian nuclear submarine, the sonar of which detects only a family of whales...
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Maurice
Hero of Order
Part of the furniture
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posted June 01, 2019 12:11 PM |
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"Just see the advantage of the rising waters! Now I can save money on the wheels of my mobility scooter and spend even more at the Kentucky Fried Chicken!"
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The last Reasonable Steward of Good Game Design and a Responsible Hero of HC. - Verriker
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gnomes2169
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Duke of the Glade
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posted June 01, 2019 05:29 PM |
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Well, this run of Subnautica is going to be horrifying. No prawn suit, no Cyclops, and you traded in your bubble butt for a hover ‘round that shows off your bubble butt. God speed, you tiny, tasty leviathan bait.
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Yeah in the 18th century, two inventions suggested a method of measurement. One won and the other stayed in America.
-Ghost destroying Fred
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted June 01, 2019 06:41 PM |
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You know she has Objectum Sexual Disorder when the oxygen bubbles double as orgasms.
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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Oddball13579
Supreme Hero
Grandmaster of the Hunt
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posted June 01, 2019 08:43 PM |
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She's Cthulhu bait. And thank god for it. Who wears crocs nowadays?!
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"Just slide her down a bit farther. I could wear her like a hat." - Gnomes
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Blizzardboy
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Nerf Herder
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posted June 02, 2019 08:04 AM |
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When they run out of the McFish and a hungry customer decides to take matters into her own hands.
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"Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us."
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Blizzardboy
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Nerf Herder
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posted June 02, 2019 12:55 PM |
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CountBezuhoff said:
Due to the greenhouse effect more than half of Earth's ice caps are expected to melt by 2050. The sea level shall rise by approximately seven meters, leaving half of the world's Walmarts underwater.
Hilarious 
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"Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us."
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friendofgunnar
Honorable
Legendary Hero
able to speed up time
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posted June 02, 2019 09:49 PM |
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Concept art from Pixar's new WALL-E and Finding Nemo shared universe.
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fuChris
Promising
Supreme Hero
Master to the Speed of Light
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posted June 05, 2019 12:49 PM |
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To catch a crocodile you have to first become a crocodile!
There are no crocodiles in the sea dear and wearing crocs underwater does not make you into one.
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"Now I am become Chris, the destroyer of worlds." - Robert Oppenheimer.
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Galaad
Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
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posted June 09, 2019 03:16 PM |
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Ratings soon!
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Kipshasz
Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
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posted June 09, 2019 04:58 PM |
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Feminist armed forces newest addition to their navy - the Triggerpottamus class submarine. Get your harpoons and man your whaleboats lads!
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"Kip is the Gavin McInnes of HC" - Salamandre
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior
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Ghost
Undefeatable Hero
Therefore I am
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posted June 09, 2019 11:12 PM |
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Top technology (carries a heavy weight woman), but general impression is beauty. Example of fishes resemble a angelfish, you know that angelfish is from South America or to meet them in the aquarium.
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Galaad
Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
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posted June 13, 2019 11:33 AM |
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Galaad said:
RATED!
fred79
Helga's ocean Hoveround had been specially made for her: titanium with a lead core, so that she wouldn't just float due to her "buoyancy". Here, she is seen on the initial test run, with her personal guide not far behind her.
If all goes well, she'll be off to see her relatives: the manatees.
Let’s hope she doesn’t get ambushed by dolphins. 2,5 pts
CountBezuhoff
Due to the greenhouse effect more than half of Earth's ice caps are expected to melt by 2050. The sea level shall rise by approximately seven meters, leaving half of the world's Walmarts underwater.
No funnier way to go get the groceries! 4 pts +1 bonus point for other candidates recommendations 5 pts
Zenofex
The vanguard of the US MUD (McDonalds Underwater Division) force advancing toward unsuspecting Russian nuclear submarine, the sonar of which detects only a family of whales...
Big Whale Burger is the US MUD’s next trap! 3,5 pts
Maurice
"Just see the advantage of the rising waters! Now I can save money on the wheels of my mobility scooter and spend even more at the Kentucky Fried Chicken!"
Friiiiiiiied under waaater, dun dun 2,5 pts
gnomes2169
Well, this run of Subnautica is going to be horrifying. No prawn suit, no Cyclops, and you traded in your bubble butt for a hover ‘round that shows off your bubble butt. God speed, you tiny, tasty leviathan bait.
Bonus points for the mythology. 5 pts
Trogdor
You know she has Objectum Sexual Disorder when the oxygen bubbles double as orgasms.
Lol. 3 pts
Oddball
She's Cthulhu bait. And thank god for it. Who wears crocs nowadays?!
Definitely outdated. Or is that the corals of madness? 2,5 pts + 0,5 bonus pts for seeing such thing within such picture 3 pts
Blizzardboy
When they run out of the McFish and a hungry customer decides to take matters into her own hands.
if you want something done, you are better off doing it yourself. 4 pts
friendofgunnar
Concept art from Pixar's new WALL-E and Finding Nemo shared universe.
Not sure how succesful this advertising will be. 2 pts
fuChris
To catch a crocodile you have to first become a crocodile!
There are no crocodiles in the sea dear and wearing crocs underwater does not make you into one.
Do you think she identifies herself as a scooter croc? 3 pts
Kipshasz
Feminist armed forces newest addition to their navy - the Triggerpottamus class submarine. Get your harpoons and man your whaleboats lads!
This is going to be tough. 2 pts +1 bonus point for Triggerpottamus 3 pts
Ghost
Top technology (carries a heavy weight woman), but general impression is beauty. Example of fishes resemble a angelfish, you know that angelfish is from South America or to meet them in the aquarium.
Ghost stuff as I like it! 5 pts
Scoreboard
Maurice – 24,5 pts
Oddball – 24 pts
Zenofex – 22,5 pts
friendofgunnar – 20,5 pts
Blizzardboy – 19,5 pts
fuChris – 18,5 pts
Trogdor – 18 pts
Elvin – 15 pts
fred79 – 13,5 pts
CountBezuhoff – 13,5 pts
Kipshasz – 13 pts
Ghost – 13 pts
The_Polyglot – 5 pts
gnomes2169 – 5 pts
verriker – 4 pts
NoobX – 3 pts
Neraus – 1,5 pts
Stevie – 1 pts
ROUND 8
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