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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: What do you see in the picture?
Thread: What do you see in the picture? This Popular Thread is 159 pages long: 1 20 ... 28 29 30 31 32 ... 40 60 80 100 120 140 159 · «PREV / NEXT»
2ndHero
2ndHero


Famous Hero
Floppy Slayer
posted June 01, 2008 04:19 PM

Quote:
What "doggystyle" means after the wedding.


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TnT_Addict
TnT_Addict


Honorable
Supreme Hero
Beautiful Liar
posted June 01, 2008 04:38 PM

In order to get more votes, Hilary Clinton decided to share some of her wedding photos.
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Please
click and help me out!! Thanks!!

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OmegaDestroyer
OmegaDestroyer

Hero of Order
Fox or Chicken?
posted June 01, 2008 05:00 PM

Bride:  "You're married now.  There's not going to be any time for you to hang out and have fun with your friends!"
Groom:  *whimpers*
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The giant has awakened
You drink my blood and drown
Wrath and raving I will not stop
You'll never take me down

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mamgaeater
mamgaeater


Legendary Hero
Shroud, Flying, Trample, Haste
posted June 01, 2008 06:12 PM
Edited by mamgaeater at 20:40, 03 Jun 2008.

My girlfriend rides me so hard... no smoking, no beer, no xbox or WoW and look what she did to our wedding cake.
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Protection From Everything.
dota

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skullman
skullman


Famous Hero
banned
posted June 01, 2008 07:37 PM

women want respect but isn't this crossing the line a bit you know what i mean
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B-E-T-A
B-E-T-A


Promising
Legendary Hero
Watching You
posted June 01, 2008 07:48 PM
Edited by B-E-T-A at 08:05, 02 Jun 2008.

How weddings look like in 2030 when the womens have 51% of all control in the world.

Edit: This is actually a theoretical subject I took up, siences have forseen that around 2030, womens will stand with 51% of control in the world and, by my own spekulations, a man discriminasion will begin.

Now for the actual joke:

Was it love or fear which brought the man to the wedding?

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mvassilev
mvassilev


Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
HC SUPPORTER
posted June 01, 2008 08:14 PM

It's Violent_Flower and The_Gootch!

*runs*
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Eccentric Opinion

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Lexxan
Lexxan


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
posted June 01, 2008 08:18 PM
Edited by Lexxan at 16:32, 02 Jun 2008.

Quote:
It's Violent_Flower and The_Gootch!

*runs*


I had exactly the same idea

My solution: New Proverb: "Marry in Haste, Repent at Leashure"


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Coincidence? I think not!!!!

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executor
executor


Famous Hero
Otherworldly Ambassador
posted June 01, 2008 09:40 PM

But mommy, you told me that men are savage beasts and need taming. I'll start right now!
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Understanding is a three-edged sword.

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Nikita
Nikita


Famous Hero
Meepo is underrated
posted June 02, 2008 01:34 AM

Mytical get a dog instead....
Who is going to judje?

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Trogdor
Trogdor


Legendary Hero
FOR HARAMBE!!
posted June 02, 2008 09:58 AM

Lizzie Borden's wedding cake.
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"Half my bones in city streets, the other in my sheets
And I don't think they'll ever get the chance to meet"

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TheDeath
TheDeath


Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
with serious business
posted June 02, 2008 11:27 AM

Total pwnage: "You have been pwned!"

pwnt

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phoenixreborn
phoenixreborn


Promising
Legendary Hero
Unicorn
posted June 02, 2008 04:28 PM

The Utah polygamist compound finally revealed their brain transplant work.

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Spectrum
Spectrum


Famous Hero
Plan B
posted June 02, 2008 05:31 PM

Who ever said marriage is the end of interesting sex...
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Aculias is like the male nipple of HC, TNT being the other one -Baklava

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Homer171
Homer171


Promising
Supreme Hero
posted June 02, 2008 11:41 PM

I once had life of my own
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MAY THE FORCE BE WHIT YOU!

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The_Gootch
The_Gootch


Honorable
Supreme Hero
Kneel Before Me Sons of HC!!
posted June 03, 2008 12:22 AM

Quote:
It's Violent_Flower and The_Gootch!


If you were an icecream flavor you'd be Mint Chocolate Wimp.

If you were a fastfood you'd be Kentucky Fried Punk

If you were a Native American your name would be Sits when Peeing.

If you were a brandname chewing gum you'd be Bubbledum.

If you were a french fry you'd be a girly Q.

If you were a candy sold at a movie theatre you'd be Goobers.

*bristles*

Who else?  Lexxan?




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OmegaDestroyer
OmegaDestroyer

Hero of Order
Fox or Chicken?
posted June 03, 2008 12:29 AM

Kentucky Fried Punk.    Awesome.
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The giant has awakened
You drink my blood and drown
Wrath and raving I will not stop
You'll never take me down

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GenieLord
GenieLord


Honorable
Legendary Hero
posted June 03, 2008 12:29 AM

I think that the bride is a HC member. You might have noticed that she is a bit bitter.

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The_Gootch
The_Gootch


Honorable
Supreme Hero
Kneel Before Me Sons of HC!!
posted June 03, 2008 12:31 AM
Edited by The_Gootch at 00:32, 03 Jun 2008.

I have soiled the thread and even though I'm not a contestant

Here's my answer for the pic.

Not much has changed in the 700 years since the Wife of Bath told us her tale.
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VokialBG
VokialBG


Honorable
Legendary Hero
First in line
posted June 03, 2008 12:35 AM

Its scene from "Married with Children" reproduced on the cake.
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