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Gurnisson
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posted May 16, 2008 02:20 PM |
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isabelyes
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posted May 17, 2008 10:10 AM |
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Blokfluitles, blokfluitles, Debbie amputeert haar eigen borsten met een mes!
Blokfluitles, blokfluitles, Debbie amputeert haar eigen borsten met een mes!
haha lol but i thought it was "opereren"?
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Lexxan
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posted May 17, 2008 11:31 AM |
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Nee, het is "amputeren" !
Shall I give you the link + text ?
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Galev
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Galiv :D
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posted May 18, 2008 01:52 PM |
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Harry Potter Banaphone is my favourite one. And I say This is even better. The 2nd one is subtitled andlonger... and made me cry of laughter  . Hope you like it.
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DagothGares
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posted May 20, 2008 11:03 PM |
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Thrall crib is da bomb.
Other wow parody is azerothian supervillains
ansem retort
READ THEM ALL!!!
Thats the world of warcraft that you play kinda good...
Be careful when you're watching this... If you're a bit young and raised by very, very Ned-Flanders-like ppl, STOP readingthe internet is for porn
A few suggestive jokes: Pool is a very racist game... It's about a white ball trying to knock out all other colored balls and finally getting rid of the black ball in the end of the game to win.
You can make every movie sexually-loaded... Just add "between the legs" after the title. Here are a few examples:
Finding nemo(between the legs)
The two towers (between the legs) (and so on)
saving private Ryan
planet terror
no country for old men
there will be blood
the passion of the christ
I am legend
48 days later...
(everyone is welcome to complete the list)
another Alex Agnew yay!!!
another Alex Agnew w00t!!!
(believe me they're two different vids... btw, someone post! I like had to put 4 posts in one edited post!)
Chuck Norris in oblivion
The first episode is kinda slow, but watch all other 8...
Joke: What's the difference between spam and one of DG's posts?
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DagothGares
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posted June 04, 2008 04:11 PM |
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emilsn
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posted June 05, 2008 03:09 PM |
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Edited by emilsn at 15:12, 05 Jun 2008.
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zamfir
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Allez allez allez
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posted June 06, 2008 08:20 PM |
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Two romanian guys are sleeping. One of them wake up:
-Gheorghe, what do you see?
-The s-sky.
-Do you know what that means?
-????
-They stole our tent again.
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DagothGares
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posted June 18, 2008 05:31 PM |
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Lexxan
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posted June 18, 2008 05:39 PM |
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Edited by Lexxan at 21:02, 18 Jun 2008.
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POCAHONTAS !!
EDIT: I Added this joke
here is a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere where the following people are stranded:
* 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
* 2 French men and 1 French woman
* 2 German men and 1 German woman
* 2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
* 2 English men and 1 English woman
* 2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman
* 2 Swedish men and 1 Swedish woman
* 2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman
One month later on this beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere:
The Italian men killed each other for the Italian woman.
The 2 French men and the French woman are living happily together in a "menage a trois".
The 2 German men have a strict weekly schedule of when they alternate with the German woman.
The 2 Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them.
The 2 English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman.
The Bulgarian men took one look at the endless ocean, one look at the Bulgarian woman and started swimming.
The two Swedish men are contemplating the virtues of suicide while the woman keeps on snowing about her body being her own and the true nature of feminism. But at least it's not snowing and the taxes are low.
The Irish began by dividing their island Northside-Southside and setting up a distillery. They don't remember if sex is in the picture, cause it gets sort of foggy after the first few litres of coconut-whiskey, but at least they know the English aren't getting any.
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DagothGares
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posted June 19, 2008 09:19 PM |
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Lexxan
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posted June 19, 2008 09:23 PM |
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Quote:
slaughter the world
LoL at the Little Mermaid Sound track
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Lexxan
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posted June 24, 2008 11:35 PM |
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I just saw Coupling on television.
It's humour, so it belongs here
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DagothGares
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posted July 08, 2008 03:18 PM |
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DagothGares
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posted July 09, 2008 03:21 PM |
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zamfir
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Allez allez allez
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posted July 10, 2008 06:47 PM |
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DagothGares
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posted July 16, 2008 09:40 PM |
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DagothGares
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posted July 16, 2008 10:04 PM |
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DagothGares
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posted December 03, 2008 03:14 PM |
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Card_Ximinez
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no
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posted December 03, 2008 04:30 PM |
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[url=http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=f2krVT5R9PQ&feature=related]Second part to Dagoth's[/url]
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wtf this still exists
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