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Golemcrafter
Promising
Famous Hero
Unlimited Fantasy Master
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posted May 16, 2008 09:09 PM |
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Christ, you're all a bunch of donkeys from Shrek screaming, "Pick me!! Oh, pick me!!"
Here's a thought. Why don't you contribute to this by volunteering to profile someone? I've seen lists like this before. The author gets a germ of an idea, does some pretty good things, gets burnt out or bored, and drops it. And the rest of you whiny little baby birds who are begging momma bird to recognize you with some regurgitated worms are left high, dry, and upset that you weren't recognized.
Do yourselves a favor and take the initiative to help this foobum out. You want to be profiled? Write a profile on someone else.
Sorry to say that, but I don't appreciate this whole opinion! First of all, don't call me and all the others a "donkey" or "cring little birds"! Personally I like this idea, whatever Lexxan had made me or not because I appreciate his funny work. Everyone is opened to descructive opinions but not to such attributes! Keep going, Lexxan, finish what you've started!
Maybe I should now visit that thread you've choosen!... My blood-pressure isn't without problems now...
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Lexxan
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
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posted May 16, 2008 11:11 PM |
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Edited by Lexxan at 12:59, 17 May 2008.
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Golemcrafter, I was pissed off to by Gucci's post, but i got over it. (*stern*) May I remind other critics, that I prefer IM over posting in this thread [/pissed off mode] (*visits "chilled out" and gets rick-rolled*)
Now, I announce that normally Aculias is next...
EDIT: Acualis WON'T be next, sorry... 
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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Daystar
Honorable
Legendary Hero
Back from the Dead
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posted May 17, 2008 04:13 AM |
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Elven alignment. (Did you mean more along the lines of Chaotic Good?)
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How exactly is luck a skill?
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william
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
LummoxLewis
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posted May 17, 2008 04:44 AM |
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Lol nice work with my profile  Keep up the good work.
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Golemcrafter
Promising
Famous Hero
Unlimited Fantasy Master
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posted May 17, 2008 08:00 AM |
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Oh yes, I forgot to say, that my profile is nice, too! I'm proud, that my Golems are better than Razzak's...my "father"...
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Lexxan
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
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posted May 17, 2008 11:33 AM |
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Elven alignment. (Did you mean more along the lines of Chaotic Good?)
No ,I meant faction 
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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Lexxan
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
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posted May 17, 2008 01:34 PM |
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Edited by Lexxan at 20:05, 17 May 2008.
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The next entries
Daystar the Warlock
Biography: One might ask himself: How one Earth did a High-Elf manage tp get in the Circe of Warlocks by Markals, bulging, soggy... (eh, you got the point ). Anyway, when he was a young Elfling, Daystar was fascinated by Witchcraft; at the age of 7 he even ran away to find himself witch and eventually found some of them, not far from the Ygg-Challian border. The (Shadow) Witches, thought that he was lost and decided to adopt him. (Believe, there are a lot things that are worse than being raised by Shadow Witches  ). When Daystar came of Age he was one of the most respected Warlocks of Ygg-Chall (despite his heritage). He earned this status for his exquisite mastery of Dark Magic. So one last advice: Don't believe in the Stuffed Wolf he use as a hat or in the long blonde braids, Daystar is a dangerous star-gazing poet ! 
Speciality: Master of Wicca:: Specialises in the Curse of Weakness. Weakness lowers the minimum dammage of enemy creatures (can't be lower that 1 though) by 1% per hero level, starting at level one. The bonus starts as soon as the Hero learns Expert Dark Magic (so if he's at level 5 when he learns it, he'll gain 5% + 1% per level.)
Skills: Basic Irresistable Magic
Basic Dark Magic - Master of Curses
Daystar starts with the "weakness" spell.
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This one is only a joke;
Gootch the Gootch (The_Gootch)
Role: Main antagonist is the Campaign X, scenario 2: Lexxan vs the Critics
Biography: not nessecairy, 'cause Gootch is Chuck Norris and we all know what he'd done...
Speciality: Chuck Norris Combo: the Hero has 1% chance per level, starting at level 1, to isntantly kill the whole threadin melee combat.
Skills: Basic Thread Killing
Basic Destructive Magic - Master of Ice
Gooch starts with all warmachines and the Deep Freeze spell.
No I had my revenge and I'll not peck on Gucci anymore; Scout's honour !
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Geny the Knight (Geny)
Biography: Geny was one of the main leutenants in Pan's army, before the Blue Lady knighted him. This was one of the best desicions she ever took as the grateful and loyal Geny did everything Pan asked for (even dying). This unyielding loyalty and respect caused many people to believe Geny actually was in love with Pan. No one ever confirmed this news as Geny blatantly refused and others didn't dare to provoque the Blue Lady's liaison. However not a fighter, Geny contributed greatly to Pan's militairy as a supplier. Every Knight of Pan began fighting better when Geny gained knighthood. No one knows if it actually is Geny who grants this bonus, but if you ask me, it's too much coïnsidence...
Speciality: Liaison: All allied Heroes (including this Hero) get a + 1 attack bonus for every 5 levels of the Hero, starting a level 2. In addition this Hero gains free level-ups if his level is less than half of the level of the highest-levelled Hero(eg: Pan has level 20, Geny can't have less that 10).
Skill: Basic Counterstrike
Basic Enlightement
Basic Attack
Geny starts with an ammocart
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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The_Gootch
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Kneel Before Me Sons of HC!!
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posted May 18, 2008 09:32 AM |
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For all the barking you did little doggie, that was your bite?
*cricks neck*
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Aculias
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
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posted May 18, 2008 09:54 AM |
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Wow I have not been on a list since.......I cant remember.
I love the Gootchie & some women thinks he is a DOuchie.
Maybe... No I wont say anything more about it lol.
It is between me &...
Ok I am not as good with secrets as I used to be.
Point is. I got no point but that is what makes it so intriguing.
Being the point that there is always a point & not having a point, makes it the point to not have a point when you think you have a point but the other person does not think you have a point, only to see you got no point when the other person thinks you do.
See what I mean.
No I would not fight The Gootchie head on.
I am dumb is stupid does.
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Dreaming of a Better World
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Drako_the_noob
Known Hero
Banned
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posted May 18, 2008 10:20 AM |
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Drako the Barbarian: (Drako the Noob alias KD alias Knight Dougal alias Unhackable)
Biography: Drako was one of few Humans permitted into the settlements the Barbarians. His almost uncontrollable and ununderstandable rage have given him many enemies in both Stronghold and the other world. Demons, as the Orcs' racial enemy, were the most obvious victims of Drako's rage. Drako has sypathies for the Infernal race, and understands it more than any other Barbarian. Demons respect him, but fear him above anyone else...unless perhaps Kha-Beleth himself...
Speciality: Demon Hunter: The dammage versus Demonical troops is increased depending on the Hero's level. The rage points per killed demonical stack is doubled.
Skills: Basic Bloodrage
Basic Attack - Battle Frenzy
Drako starts with the "Call for Blood" warcry...
Cool! Good job!
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william
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
LummoxLewis
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posted May 18, 2008 10:28 AM |
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For all the barking you did little doggie, that was your bite?
*cricks neck*
Isn't that similar to one of the lines from the movie, Reservoir Dogs?
"Are you gonna bark all day little doggy, or are you gonna bite?"
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The_Gootch
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Kneel Before Me Sons of HC!!
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posted May 18, 2008 10:31 AM |
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Give the kid a cookie! Yes, many of my threats are not in fact threats, but a pop culture reference.
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Lexxan
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
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posted May 18, 2008 01:05 PM |
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Edited by Lexxan at 13:05, 18 May 2008.
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For all the barking you did little doggie, that was your bite?
*cricks neck*
Well, Gootch I prefer toying with others, rather than hurting or insulting them. Anyway the case is closed. (as I already said )
Still working on the next heroes, but I you all would excuse me; Gotai needs some help caturing the mage's cities
Anyway I hope that I can finish at least three people on the list...
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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Darkshadow
Legendary Hero
Cerise Princess
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posted May 18, 2008 04:16 PM |
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I got suggestion for Acu's speciality:
Jibbertalk:Everytime Aculias acts enemy hero moves 20% back in the ATB bar.
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Lexxan
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
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posted May 18, 2008 04:40 PM |
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Edited by Lexxan at 16:44, 18 May 2008.
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Great ! Thanx DS ! (I see that you have found your old passwrd again )
So here comes:
Aculias the knight
Biography: Aculias had served many yaers in Andrei Griffin's army and had gooten the reputation to be undefeatable. Oddly enough, Aculias also has the reputation to be a Clown ,a Jester. Aculias utilised this reputation to the fullest capacity, this mingling himself in conversations and saying things that were completely off-topic. Aculias noticed that this could confuse others, so he decides to use this on the battlefied as well, which caused him to win many battles in his favour.
Speciality: Confusing Speech (or Jibbertalk ): As soon as this Hero casts a Spell or used an Ability, the enemy Hero moves back on the ATB-bar. How much the (Enemy) Hero moves back depends on the (allied) Hero's level (0.05 per hero level, starting a t level 1). In addition the Sorcery Skill of enemy Heroes is negated.
Skills: Basic Counterstrike
Basic Leadership - Diplomacy
Aculias starts with the Confusion spell.
(Special thanks to DagothGares and DarkShadow for helping me with this one )
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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Daystar
Honorable
Legendary Hero
Back from the Dead
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posted May 18, 2008 04:49 PM |
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Sweet! Now if anyone makes a 'yer momma joke I can say "Have you met my mother?" [whip!]
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How exactly is luck a skill?
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Lexxan
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
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posted May 18, 2008 05:19 PM |
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Edited by Lexxan at 17:19, 18 May 2008.
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Well, I still lacked a Warlock, and Dark-Elf + Wicca = fitting
I knew you'd apperciate the "Shadow Witch = Guardian"-thing.
Now, you can chosse between these two:
Shade the DemonLord (DarkShadow/Darkshadows)
Biography: No one knows Shade's real name and heritagen though many believe that he's an exiled human, who had joined Kha-Beleth ranks out of frustration. While the Demons still try to find out Shade's identity with their tiny brains (I can hear the buzzing), Kha-Beleth grew fond of the Human and gave him a position of Power. Shade was give command of the mighty Pit Lord-division, a choice that shocked many other Demon Lords. Never before in their history, was a human allowed to take command of Demon troops, let alone the Balors ! However no one dare to speak out these thoughts as Kha-Beleth punishments are severe indeed...
Speciality: Balor Might: Specialises in Pit Fiends. Pit Fiends and their upgrades get + to attack and Defence per Hero level, starting a level one. In addition, the Hero's spellpower is increased by 1 for every 16 Pit Fiends/Pit Lords/Pit Spawn in the Hero's army
Skills : Basic Gating
Basic Light Magic
Basic Attack
Shade starts with the Eldritch Arrow spell
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Shade the Necromancer (DarkShadow/Darkshadows)
Biography: As Arantir's spy in Kha-Beleth's army, Shade was the only living person who managed to outwit Kha-Beleth himself. Disguised as a Demon, Shade managed to earn Kha-Beleth trust and commond of the mighty Balor Regiment. He also succeeded (on Arantir's orders) to take the Regiment from Sheogh to Heresh, right in front of Kha-Beleth's nose. There the Pit Lords where turned into Liches and, eventhough not realising their death, the Liches/Pit Lords still follow Shade as if nothing happened at all...
Speciality: Power lich: Specialises in Liches. Lichs and their upgrades get + 1 to attack and Defence per Hero level, starting at level one. In addition the Hero's Knowledge is increased by one per 24 Liches in his army.
Skills: Advanced Necromancy - Mark of the Necromancer
Shade starts with the Eldritch arrow spell
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I hope you'll like it ...
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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Darkshadow
Legendary Hero
Cerise Princess
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posted May 18, 2008 08:47 PM |
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I like it, especiality the necromancer one . (Hey MM,this guy deserves a QP for such good thread).Also I can't resist so here is a personal picture:
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Lexxan
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
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posted May 18, 2008 09:28 PM |
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Edited by Lexxan at 21:29, 18 May 2008.
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Hey, that kinda looks like Ceph's customised Kha-Beleth model
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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Cepheus
Honorable
Legendary Hero
Far-flung Keeper
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posted May 18, 2008 09:29 PM |
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Or rather I think it's the other way around
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"Those who forget their history are inevitably doomed to repeat it." —Proverb, Might and Magic VIII
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