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radar
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posted June 07, 2008 03:00 PM |
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h3 marriage spell dictionary
Armageddon - when husband finds his wife's lover hidden under table
Berserk - plates fly in random directions
Bless - your wife brings you beer
Impolosion - TVs fly instead of plates now
Fly - casted automaticly on your wife when she runs out of plates
Magic Arrow - when husbands tells her wife she have lost on weight
Magic Mirror - when wife doesn't believe him when he tells her she have lost on weight
Prayer - necessary when Forgetfulness is active
Sacrafice - 'you should not have added that mushrooms to the soup'
Blind - because the soup was too salty
Precision - plates don't fly in random directions anymore
Frenzy - instant reply to Foregetfulness
Earthquake - 'of course I remember it's our anniversary today, but I forgot where I put the gift for you'
Disguise - there's someone's lover on the balcony
Remove obstacle - divorce
Vision - husband is sure there's someone on the balcony
Forgetfulness - 'is this our anniversary today!?'
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JoonasTo
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What if Elvin was female?
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posted June 07, 2008 05:28 PM |
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Quote:
Prayer - necessary when Forgetfulness is active
Awesome
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TnT_Addict
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Beautiful Liar
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posted June 07, 2008 05:40 PM |
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Hehe really nice ones
Slow - "What do you mean that thong you found under the bed is not yours...?"
Haste - "I'd love to take the garbage out honey but I'm really late to work."
Animate dead = Viagra
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william
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LummoxLewis
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posted June 07, 2008 06:17 PM |
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I have another for Precision:
Precision - Let's you aim your little white friends better
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~Ticking away the moments that
make up a dull day, Fritter and
waste the hours in an off-hand
way~
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TnT_Addict
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Supreme Hero
Beautiful Liar
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posted June 07, 2008 06:25 PM |
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Quote: I have another for Precision:
Precision - Let's you aim your little white friends better
Watcha saying homeboy, black friends are not good enough for you? This is not the other side here so enough with the racist comments
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radar
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Castle/Haven player
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posted June 07, 2008 06:57 PM |
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Animate dead = Viagra
LMAO
Force Field - condom
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TnT_Addict
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Supreme Hero
Beautiful Liar
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posted June 07, 2008 07:00 PM |
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Lexxan
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Unimpressed by your logic
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posted June 07, 2008 07:26 PM |
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Edited by Lexxan at 19:27, 07 Jun 2008.
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Curse: what happens after Magic Arrow.
Armageddon: She found out about your girlfriend.
Quicksand: "Not now Darling, I've a headache".
Dispel: She'd gone shopping with his creditcard.
Meteor Shower: the effect of two women gossiping.
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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Daystar
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Legendary Hero
Back from the Dead
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posted June 07, 2008 09:16 PM |
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Death Ripple When you forget a birthday.
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How exactly is luck a skill?
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TnT_Addict
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Beautiful Liar
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posted June 07, 2008 09:19 PM |
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radar
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Legendary Hero
Castle/Haven player
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posted June 07, 2008 09:29 PM |
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Destroy Undead - brand new silicon breast implants
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baklava
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Legendary Hero
Mostly harmless
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posted June 08, 2008 11:17 AM |
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ROFL
Elvin. Peanut. Now.
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"Let me tell you what the blues
is. When you ain't got no
money,
you got the blues."
Howlin Wolf
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TitaniumAlloy
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Legendary Hero
Professional
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posted June 08, 2008 11:33 AM |
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Quote: Animate dead = Viagra
LOLOL
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John says to live above hell.
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Guitarguy
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Supreme Hero
Rockoon.
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posted June 08, 2008 11:50 AM |
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Protection From Fire: the one thing you pray for when you royally piss off your wife.
Pathetic compared to the Viagra one, but meh, the show must go on.
-Guitarguy
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Spectrum
Famous Hero
Plan B
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posted June 08, 2008 02:12 PM |
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LOL TNT.
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Aculias is like the male nipple of HC, TNT being the other one -Baklava
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted June 08, 2008 02:56 PM |
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Great thread, easily worth a bag of peanuts
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H5 is still alive and kicking, join us in the Duel Map discord server!
Map also hosted on Moddb
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Lexxan
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Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
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posted June 08, 2008 07:57 PM |
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Protection from Earth: Needed when Berserk is active
Ice bolt: The effect of her Jealousy
Mirth: Wedding night (Animate death eminent!)
Fortune: She dies, you inherit.
Sorrow: Turns out she isn't dead at all.
Clone: Threesome
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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bixie
Promising
Legendary Hero
my common sense is tingling!
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posted June 09, 2008 10:07 AM |
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inferno: what happens to your house once she finds out you were happy about her being dead.
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Love, Laugh, Learn, Live.
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william
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Undefeatable Hero
LummoxLewis
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posted June 09, 2008 10:47 AM |
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Frenzy - When you're taking on 2 or 3 girls at once. You will need this.
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~Ticking away the moments that
make up a dull day, Fritter and
waste the hours in an off-hand
way~
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del_diablo
Legendary Hero
Manifest
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posted June 09, 2008 12:24 PM |
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Implosion: Your hearth after you found out she has cheated on you and want a divorce
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