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alcibiades
alcibiades


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
of Gold Dragons
posted August 21, 2008 05:02 PM
Edited by alcibiades at 17:02, 21 Aug 2008.

Lesson 1 in snail school: What not to do, when the lawn mower is approaching.
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What will happen now?

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TheDeath
TheDeath


Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
with serious business
posted August 21, 2008 05:25 PM
Edited by TheDeath at 17:26, 21 Aug 2008.

That's the new ESRs (Extremely Slow Rockets), which utilize Zeno's Paradox to work.

EDIT: link is here: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Paradox_(Achilles_and_the_Tortoise), dunno why it doesn't work otherwise

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Asheera
Asheera


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Elite Assassin
posted August 21, 2008 05:33 PM

Quote:
dunno why it doesn't work otherwise
You can't have apostrophes in a link
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zamfir
zamfir


Promising
Supreme Hero
Allez allez allez
posted August 21, 2008 08:30 PM

Two snails talk:
-Daddy, can I cross the railroad?
-No, my son. The train arrives in 6 hours.
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AlkarRahn
AlkarRahn


Promising
Legendary Hero
Divine Arcanist
posted August 21, 2008 11:42 PM

Eat slugs,
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Asheera
Asheera


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Elite Assassin
posted August 22, 2008 06:18 PM
Edited by Asheera at 21:08, 22 Aug 2008.

One of the hottestslowest things you have ever seen




carcity: Talk about "SLOW" food.
2 pts

Shares: Hey, that IS my mom!!
Really? 2 pts

Lexxan: Clothe the naked, shell the snails.
Hehe 2 pts

Elvin: How swiftly elit finishes his turns. Now imagine what happens when it also lags.
I can imagine... 3 pts

Trogdor: French food without the shell, now at low low prices.
LOL 3 pts

alcibiades: Lesson 1 in snail school: What not to do, when the lawn mower is approaching.
ROFL 3 pts

TheDeath: That's the new ESRs (Extremely Slow Rockets), which utilize Zeno's Paradox to work.
3 pts

Zamfir:
Two snails talk:
-Daddy, can I cross the railroad?
-No, my son. The train arrives in 6 hours.
Wise advice! 2 pts

AlkarRahn: Eat slugs,
Hehe 2 pts
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Asheera
Asheera


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Elite Assassin
posted August 22, 2008 06:19 PM

ROUND 23

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``````````````````````````-:-:+:``````````````````````````
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``````````````````````````----/+``````````````````````````
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````.-:::::::::::::::-------::::/o:---------::::///++o/.``
``..-:::::::::::::::::::::::::::+/--------::::::///++oo/``
`.--:/::::::::::::::::::::::::::o/:------::::::////+++++:`
`--:///:::::::::::::::::::::::::+o::::::::::::///:/++++++`
.::://////::::::::::::::::::/:///+o/:::::::::///-/+++++++.
.:::://///////////////:////////////oo+//:::::::://+++++++.
.://://///////////////////////////////+////////++++++++++.
.://////:///////////////////////////////////////+++//++++`
`:///////////////////////////////////////////////+///+++/`
`.://///////////++++++++++////::::////++++++++++++///+++.`
``-://////++++++++++++oo++++++++++++oooooooooo++++//+++/``
```://////++++++oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo+++++++++o+```
````:+++++++ooo+++++++ooossssssssssoooossssooo++++oos+````
`````.+oooo++++++++ossyyyhhhhddddhhhhysssssssooossyy:`````
```````-+ssoo+++oosssyyyhhhdddddhhhhhhyyyyssssyyhy/```````
``````````./+osssssssssyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyso/-..```````
```````````````.-:/++oosssssssssssssoo++//:-......````````
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zamfir
zamfir


Promising
Supreme Hero
Allez allez allez
posted August 22, 2008 06:53 PM

American beer is like sex in a canoe. F***ing close to water!
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5 Times TV

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TheDeath
TheDeath


Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
with serious business
posted August 22, 2008 06:55 PM

sith happens

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Dj
Dj


Promising
Supreme Hero
Always loyal to HC
posted August 22, 2008 07:47 PM

Asheera, your eye falls!!!! oh nvm it's just an onion

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AlkarRahn
AlkarRahn


Promising
Legendary Hero
Divine Arcanist
posted August 22, 2008 09:06 PM

Quote:
AlkarRahn: Eat slugs, Malfoy...
Somehow I don't get this... 1 pt


Harry Potter. The backfired curse of the broken wand.



Cry Me a River
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Asheera
Asheera


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Elite Assassin
posted August 22, 2008 09:08 PM

Ok sorry, I'm on it
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Lexxan
Lexxan


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
posted August 22, 2008 09:26 PM
Edited by Lexxan at 21:26, 22 Aug 2008.

It's the new badger song.

vodkavodkavodkavodkavodkavodkavodkavodkavodkavodkavodkavodkavodkavodkavodkavodka
ALCOHOLIC
vodkavodkavodkavodkavodkavodkavodkavodkavodkavodkavodkavodkavodkavodkavodkavodka
ALCOHOLIC
vodkavodkavodkavodkavodkavodkavodkavodkavodkavodkavodkavodkavodkavodkavodkavodka
ALCOHOLIC
I AM SICK! SICK! HANGOVER TODAY!!!
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!

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carcity
carcity


Supreme Hero
Blind Sage
posted August 23, 2008 05:20 PM

"Man by drinking those I Can survive."

"What's wrong?"

"I'm married."

"Oh... That explains everything."
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Why can't you save anybody?

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Asheera
Asheera


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Elite Assassin
posted August 24, 2008 05:42 PM

Joe: "Hey look, Bob tears!"
Bob: "What? I don't tear anyone apart!"


(this shows that a comma in the wrong place can make the sentence have a different meaning)




Zamfir: American beer is like sex in a canoe. F***ing close to water!
2 pts

TheDeath: sith happens
ROFL 3 pts

Dj: Asheera, your eye falls!!!! oh nvm it's just an onion
Hehe 2 pts

AlkarRahn: Cry Me a River
Awesome 3 pts

Lexxan:It's the new badger song.

vodkavodkavodkavodkavodkavodkavodkavodkavodkavodkavodkavodkavodkavodkavodkavodka
ALCOHOLIC
vodkavodkavodkavodkavodkavodkavodkavodkavodkavodkavodkavodkavodkavodkavodkavodka
ALCOHOLIC
vodkavodkavodkavodkavodkavodkavodkavodkavodkavodkavodkavodkavodkavodkavodkavodka
ALCOHOLIC
I AM SICK! SICK! HANGOVER TODAY!!!
LOL 3 pts

carcity:
"Man by drinking those I Can survive."

"What's wrong?"

"I'm married."

"Oh... That explains everything."
It explains a lot 2 pts
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Asheera
Asheera


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Elite Assassin
posted August 24, 2008 05:43 PM

ROUND 24

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```````````````````````````````-.`.-::/::///://////oo/+oo+oo+ooosssyssso+o+ssssoooossoo+:-``````````````````````````````````````````````
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``````````````````````````````:o:`-:::::://::/+/++///++++oooooooss++ooosooosyyyoy+yosyssoyyss+:.````````````````````````````````````````
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````````````````````````-oyso+::/:::::-::///:://///////+++//////:////++//:://///os+osshhshhhyyyyyyysyys/-```````````````````````````````
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`````````````.:ssoo++o+oo///::/:/+/////++//:--..--:::::::///+//:-----:::-.-::---://+o+ooshyhyhdhdhyhydhhdhhhdhyo:```````````````````````
``````````.::+oo+oos+sos+//:::::////://///:--....--://:/::::::-------------:-.--::/++++oosssyhydddyhhhhhddhhhhhhso:`````````````````````
`````````./osos+++ssosss//::::////::::/:::-..`....-:::::--------::-:-----:::-----:////+o+++osshhhhhhhhyyhdhhhhhhhys+.```````````````````
``````.-::ssss/+++sooooo:/:::-:///////:::-..`````..----------::-:--:::--:::--::::::://////oosysoyyyhhhhhddhdhhhhhyhss:``````````````````
`````-/++osyso/++oso+o+o+:/:::/::-://::.....``````.------------::-::::::-:---:/:::::::::/++yy++oosyyydddddhdhhhyyhhdyy+`````````````````
````./+ooysyy/o++ssoooso++/:+//--:------......````..---------::::::::::::::-:-::::::::/+/oyo+++++sysyhdddyhhhdhhyyhhdhy+````````````````
```.:/o/ossss/+o+syoosooo+++/:/:::::---..`...```.....-------:::-:::::::////::/::--::///+sy+/++++ooosshdddyyddddyyhyhhyyyo```````````````
```:/oooooyo+::+++ss++o+oooo+//:---:::-..........-..---------::::::/:://///:::::::///++++/////+++++ooshhyhhhdhdydhhhhhyhho.`````````````
``-/oo/ss+s++/-+++/+oo+o++sssoo///:::------.....--------:::::://:///////////::://:/++//:///////++++oosshhhhdhhyydyhhhdhhhhs.````````````
``:++oosssosoo/+++++oso+os++os++++//::--:...-------:::::::://///:::/:::////////+oo+///////////+++++osyyhhhyhyyshhyyydmdyyhys.```````````
`:ossssssy+ysys+o++++syo+oooo+oo+:/--:-----------::::///::://:/:::::::://///+oooo///////////++++++ooosyyyydyyhhhhyhhhdhyyydyo.``````````
`+ssososssoyysy+/+o++sosss++oo+//+/::----------:::::::::::::://:::::://++++oo+/////:///////+++++++++oooyydhyhhhhhhhhmmhyyyydyo``````````
.++sos/ssss+sssy+ooosoooooo+/+++//:--::/::/::::::::::::/:::////////+++oo++////::://///////++++++/++so+oshyyyyydddhyhmmyhyhdhys+`````````
`//oos/++sos+ysoy+++oso+++oo++::/:/::::::-::::////+++///+++++o+++++///////::::::/://///////////++oooosyssyyyyhydhyhdddhdyhddhys:````````
`/:+o+o/soossosooho/+oso/+//+/+/:::----:::+:::://///++//++///////:::::::::::/::::/:///////////+oo+oossooosyyyyhhyymmdymdddddhyyo.```````
`/:+o+so+sosssoysoyo++++++/+////:::------:::::::::::/::::/::::-:-:::::////::::::///////////++++++oooo++oosyssshyhmmmhdhhdmmmyyyy+```````
`.o/+yos++syssy/yyooyo//++o///:::----::------:::::::::::::::::::::::://///::/:://///////+++//++o++++++oosssooosyhhdhdhyhdmdmydyhy/``````
``:o++sos++yhyyy/oyooys+/+//+///:.--.----:----::::::::::::::::::::::::::://////++/////++//++++++++ooossssoooosssyddmdyyhdhmhhdhdho``````
```oooossysoyhhyy+oysosoo+/::///:::--:-----:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::///+//////////+++++++//+ooosssoooooosssyhdddyhddddhydhdddy/`````
```.+ossyshs+oyhyys/syo+:/+/://:::+:::-:::----:::::://///:::////:::::::::://////////++++++///+++osysoooo+osssyyhdhhydmmdmdydhddmdhs-````
````.osoyysyo+oyhhss++yyo//+///:///::/:::::---:::::--::::::::::::::::::////////++++++++++++++oysssooo+++oyyyyyhdhyhmmddmhhdhdmmddds+.```
`````/sossyoysooyoyyoo:oyso+++/++////:://///::::::::::-::::::::::::///:///++/////////++++osssyssoo++++ooyhhysyhyydmmddmhhmhddmddddos/```
`````./ysssysyhy+ooss++o/+yss+/+//++//:///://:::://:::::::::::::::////////+////////+++oossssoooo+++ooosyyssyhyyhmNdhdddddhddmmhddhoy+```
```````/yysydsyhyo+yhdyoo+/oyso+///////////://///::::::::/::://///////::////////++ooooossssoo+++ooosssoosyhhyhmmdddmhymddddmmhdmdsyyo```
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``````````````-ohhssyhhyysyys/+ossyyys+++++o+++o+oooooo++++++++++++++oossyysssoosssyhhyyyyhdmmdhhdhhysooyddmddmdhmdyyhdmdhhdddmmmddhhs/`
````````````````/syyssshhssssoo/+/ooosyyysooooosooooooo+++++++++oooooooooosssyyyyyysssshdmmmmhhyhssosyyddddmNmmmmhhdmmmhyhddddddddhyo:``
`````````````````./ohhsssyhyosoooo+//+osoosyyysssoooooooo++oooooooooossssssssssyyhyyyyyhhdmhysooosyydhsshdmmmmdhhdmmdho/+oyhdddhhys/.```
```````````````````.:+syyoosyyoooosoo+//+oooooossshyyyyyssoooossssssssshhhhhddhhsssoosyysssooyhhhhdhyydmmdddmdddmmdy+-`````-+osso/-`````
``````````````````````-/oyso+/+yyo++/+ooso///+oooooooosssyyyhyyyyyyssssssyyyyssssso++++osyydddyhhyhdmmmdyyhddddhyo/.``````````...```````
````````````````````````-/oyyy+//+yyso++++osyso+///++++++ossoooooosssyyssssooo++ossyyyhdhhhhhdhdmmdhhhhhdmddhs+:.```````````````````````
``````````````````````````.:osyys++osyhyso++sssosso+++++++++++++++o+o+oosssossyydhssyyyhhhdmmdhysssyhdddhyso:.``````````````````````````
`````````````````````````````../oyhhy+++/+ssyyyssso++oo++osssysyyyyyysyyyyysysyyysyyhdmddhyssssyhhhhdyso/:.`````````````````````````````
`````````````````````````````````.:/oyyso+++ooosdhyyyhyyysyyyyysssshysyyhhhhhddmmddhhyyooooyhdddyo++/-.`````````````````````````````````
``````````````````````````````````````-/+sssyyso+ooo+ossssyyshhhhhhhyyyyyysyyyysysoosyyyhyyyys+:-```````````````````````````````````````
``````````````````````````````````````````-:/syhyyyhhyysosssossooo++oooooossyhhhhhyssoo++/:.````````````````````````````````````````````
```````````````````````````````````````````````.-::/++oosyhhddddddddddddhhyyo++++/:-.```````````````````````````````````````````````````
````````````````````````````````````````````````````````..---::////::::-..``````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````

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Elvin
Elvin


Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
posted August 24, 2008 06:11 PM

OMG I am shellfish.
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H5 is still alive and kicking, join us in the Duel Map discord server!
Map also hosted on Moddb

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Drako_the_noob
Drako_the_noob


Known Hero
Banned
posted August 24, 2008 06:32 PM

William's head.
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rap=

R=retards
A=attempting
P=poetry

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Lexxan
Lexxan


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
posted August 24, 2008 06:41 PM

The Home of Orson (Well, everything has it's origins, even sluggishness)
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!

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Asheera
Asheera


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Elite Assassin
posted August 25, 2008 03:35 PM

Come on people, we need more activity
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