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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: Small fries' last words
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Galev
Galev


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Galiv :D
posted August 06, 2008 10:48 AM

Small fries' last words

I think you know these. Let's gather them here for the benefit of us all

"Hey! Would you throw that axe here?!"

"Hello sharky!"

"And this is the grass snake."

"Hey, that guy in fur-coat is eating my raspberry. But now I'll catch 'em!"

"General what is this big red button under my tea-pot?"

[at Quake-fan club]"Instead of these junk isn't there some good tetris?"

"Ahh, it isn't loaded."

"What an awful smell of gas, and what darkness..."

"Ah, at least, my medicine."

Hope you enjoy and post.

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Darkshadow
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posted August 06, 2008 10:54 AM

(inside oven):Its cold here!someone turn the heat up!
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Asheera
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posted August 06, 2008 12:53 PM

Quote:
"Ahh, it isn't loaded."

"What an awful smell of gas, and what darkness..."
LOL, I was thinking of posting these when I saw this thread
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Lexxan
Lexxan


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Unimpressed by your logic
posted August 06, 2008 01:08 PM

At KKK meeting: Yo, all n***a's in da club! Yo-yo-yo!
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!

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TheDeath
TheDeath


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posted August 06, 2008 01:18 PM

[some greens looking at grenades] "Is the tip supposed to be on the floor?"

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TitaniumAlloy
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posted August 06, 2008 01:27 PM

Don't worry, rat poison only kills rats.
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TheDeath
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posted August 06, 2008 01:29 PM

green = novice

not environmentalists in this case

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Lexxan
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Unimpressed by your logic
posted August 06, 2008 01:30 PM

Is that a Gun? You threaten me with a tiny gun. Hahahahahaha-
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Asheera
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posted August 06, 2008 01:30 PM

In a dark tunnel with tracks: "I see the light at the end! We are free!"
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Galev
Galev


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Galiv :D
posted August 06, 2008 01:37 PM

"Come on, you wouldn't dare, chicken."

"This mushroom tastes like almond..." {([they say amanita does])}

"Look! Mushroom-shaped fire-wokrs."^^

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JoonasTo
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What if Elvin was female?
posted August 06, 2008 01:47 PM

Alexander the Great: It's just a flu.

You can stand in a boat, you know.

Hi Dad! Sorry to tell you but I failed at my matriculation exams.

Co-driver: Hard left, No I'll take that back...

It's only dangerous if you touch these two at the same time.

Don't worry this Windows will load in a second.

I ordered it from Sweden by the way.

Rave party in a particle accelerator? Excellent!

Because I don't know what reimari would be in english I'll put this here in Finnish
Tää reimari on AINA kierretty tältä puolelta.
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baklava
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posted August 06, 2008 03:45 PM

No it won't. Here, look.
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is. When you ain't got no
money,
you got the blues."
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isabelyes
isabelyes


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posted August 06, 2008 05:32 PM

i know what i'm doing...

i've done this before...

i think we can go a little further...

don't worry, i've got everything under control...
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TheDeath
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posted August 06, 2008 06:42 PM
Edited by TheDeath at 18:43, 06 Aug 2008.

"I'm a professional, why don't you just go, it can get dangerous for you..."

(actually happened when my elementary school teacher called the technician to repair an electric plug, and then BANG ) (at least that's what I remember she said, long time ago so I could have twisted it)

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Trogdor
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Words in a custom title
posted August 08, 2008 09:31 AM

"There's about 50 cars going the wrong way".
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Kipshasz
Kipshasz


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Elvin's Darkside
posted August 08, 2008 09:31 PM

(driver to a nervous passenger) "no bridge? No problem,from here we can jump to the other shore" (careless driver)"seatbelts are for woosies"
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"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior

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Azagal
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posted August 08, 2008 10:00 PM
Edited by Azagal at 09:17, 09 Aug 2008.

LOL this thread is awesome
Quote:
Rave party in a particle accelerator? Excellent!


DAMN!! I'd SO be there!! GOOO TRANCE!!
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JoonasTo
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What if Elvin was female?
posted August 08, 2008 10:17 PM

Quote:
LOL this thread is awesome
Quote:
Rave party in a particle accelerator? Excellent!


DAMN!! It SO be there!! GOOO TRANCE!!


Do you think the people in CERN would mind if we borrowed one of theirs for a few days, or weeks?
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Azagal
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posted August 08, 2008 10:21 PM

We'd probably leave switzerland behind as a huge crater but DAMN it would be worth it.

On a more serious sidenote the whole CERN thing is pretty amazing... and scaaaaary.
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JoonasTo
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What if Elvin was female?
posted August 08, 2008 10:33 PM

Quote:
We'd probably leave switzerland behind as a huge crater but DAMN it would be worth it.

Tell me about it.
Quote:
On a more serious sidenote the whole CERN thing is pretty amazing... and scaaaaary.

Shooting particles through few hundred kilometers of solid stone to an university in Italy is amazing and scary? Pfft, amazing maybe but it's just technology. An archer, who has won an olympic medal, working as a school principle is scary.
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