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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: Small fries' last words
Thread: Small fries' last words This thread is 3 pages long: 1 2 3 · «PREV / NEXT»
Asheera
Asheera


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posted August 08, 2008 10:36 PM

This is scary:



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Galev
Galev


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posted August 08, 2008 10:53 PM

Hey! Don't chicken my thread away!

@azagal I'm happy you like it

"If windows freeze once more, I'll shoot myself."
"This can't be the live wire."
"Where are my glasses?"
"You are wrong, comrade Stalin."
"This herbivorous sloe-worm which I'm holding in my hand is easily messesd up with vipers."
"Your younger sister is so cute."
"What an ugly bald head!"

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Asheera
Asheera


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posted August 08, 2008 11:00 PM

"I've seen this done on TV."

"I can do that with my eyes closed."

"Now watch this."

"Don't be so superstitious."

"Are you sure the power is off?"
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Drako_the_noob
Drako_the_noob


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posted August 08, 2008 11:11 PM

Quote:
This is scary:





Hey!!! He is the singer of Guns N'Roses and AC/DC!  Or at least, if you listen his voice, he sounds to be. But he doesen't look liek a singer

P.S: I like both Guns N'Roses and AC/DC, they are my favorite bands, but their singers sounds more like chickens than humans...
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rap=

R=retards
A=attempting
P=poetry

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Trogdor
Trogdor


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Words in a custom title
posted August 09, 2008 08:59 AM

"Fifty bucks says I'll make it."
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu

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Azagal
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posted August 09, 2008 09:21 AM

I've never laughed so much in one thread xD!
Quote:
"You are wrong, comrade Stalin."
"This herbivorous sloe-worm which I'm holding in my hand is easily messesd up with vipers."


Stop!! LOL.... you're wrong comrade Stalin xD. I know these jokes may sound extremly lame to other people but pictureing all of this in my head I can't help but to laugh.
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"All I can see is what's in front of me. And all I can do is keep moving forward" - The Heir Wielder of Names, Seeker of Thrones, King of Swords, Breaker of Infinities, Wheel Smashing Lord

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Kipshasz
Kipshasz


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posted August 09, 2008 12:04 PM

"what happens if i push this?" "don't worry i'm very skilled"
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"Kip is the Gavin McInnes of HC" - Salamandre
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior

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Lexxan
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posted August 09, 2008 12:19 PM

Hi Al! Nice gun!
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!

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Lexxan
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posted August 09, 2008 11:32 PM

"What is The Capitol of Assyria?"
-"I don't Know!"


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Coincidence? I think not!!!!

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mamgaeater
mamgaeater


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posted August 10, 2008 01:28 AM

"its obviously a cricket"
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Protection From Everything.
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Galev
Galev


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Galiv :D
posted August 11, 2008 10:10 PM

"Why not?"

"From now on we can fly lower, their air defence is weak here."

"It's okay from the right..."

"Good morning, I'm an assessor of taxes..."

"This way guys. The swamp ends here."

"Shoot here, you sh*t!"

"Don't push that red butt..."

"...or are those our co-ordinates?"

"How did you kill him? Show me."

"What's this ticking noise?" [also see 'Potter puppet pals']

"It's a strong rope, it won't break."

and most commonplace:
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"

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Lexxan
Lexxan


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posted August 11, 2008 10:13 PM

"And still... I had... precedence..."

(Translates as: "En toch had ik voorrang")
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!

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Card_Ximinez
Card_Ximinez


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no
posted August 11, 2008 10:21 PM

Quote:
"What is The Capitol of Assyria?"
-"I don't Know!"


Classic
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wtf this still exists

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Lexxan
Lexxan


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posted August 11, 2008 10:24 PM

I caseyou get that question, it's "Ashur"

(or is it Nineveh? I'm not sure...)
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Asheera
Asheera


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posted August 11, 2008 10:32 PM

"Let me handle this."

"Click?? ...This doesn't come with ammo?"

"It always works in the movies."




Now for some fantasy game last words

"Don't worry, he is probably just first level."

"I try to move silently in plate armor..."

"I didn't find any traps!"

"This type of undead can't drain levels"

"That's only a statue"

"They're only kobolds!"

"I see HOW MANY wights?!"

"He hit me for HOW MUCH?????"

"I explain to the ogre that it was an honest mistake."

"I thought lighting the candles around the pentagram was YOUR job."

"I thought you said "Cone of Cold" not "Coin of Gold"!"

"Don't worry, what are the odds of rolling a 1 on a d20?"

"They're only trolls, I won't waste a fireball."

"I'll steal the 20+ level mage's pouch."
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Card_Ximinez
Card_Ximinez


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no
posted August 12, 2008 04:11 PM

Quote:
I case you get that question, it's "Ashur"

(or is it Nineveh? I'm not sure...)


It's Nineveh.
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wtf this still exists

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mamgaeater
mamgaeater


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Shroud, Flying, Trample, Haste
posted August 12, 2008 04:34 PM

"its just a cut"

"the trick is to catch it by the handle"

"stupid caution tape"

"can i have the car keys?"
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dota

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Lexxan
Lexxan


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posted August 12, 2008 04:41 PM

It's but a fleshwound...
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!

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TheDeath
TheDeath


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with serious business
posted August 12, 2008 04:44 PM

"You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses on, would you?"

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Lexxan
Lexxan


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posted August 17, 2008 03:55 PM

Say the following to KD:


"High, Dougie, did you know I am a a Jewish Gay Communist with a Black Boyfriend, short hair and a love for Electronic Music, and I l often go to Emo-Parties only to participate in Emo-bashing. Btw, I'm going to become HC next moderator!"
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!

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