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Asheera
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Elite Assassin
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posted August 27, 2008 12:09 PM |
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30 Rounds
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Wait, no 3-way match? Because I want to nominate LucJ, KD, and FF.
 
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Lexxan
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
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posted August 27, 2008 12:13 PM |
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Great... Maybe I'll do that one 
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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Mytical
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Chaos seeking Harmony
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posted August 27, 2008 12:20 PM |
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If there is a 3 way...*ahem* nm. Yes a 1 vs 1 vs 1 match can be voted on. Lex if you want to be the guest announcer for go ahead. You can choose a match, participants, etc anytime. Just please remember the CoC
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Message received.
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Cyborg_Sid
Tavern Dweller
Machina-ex-Deus and CYBERGEEK
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posted August 27, 2008 01:16 PM |
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Cyberfight! The Cyborg announces!
Netnerds and Cyberharlots, Cybergeeks and Superwhimps, I was appointed today as your guest Announcer. No need to glare; I will talk clear and slowly so you all are able to understand (if that were possible offcourse).
Anyway now in the Vitual Triangular Ring Fight of 08-12-28.
In the Left Corner I present you the real Cybertard, the man whose mages use lasers and whose Fire Elementals are Flamethrowers, the one, the only SmuckJHackertoad (LucJPatenaude)
In the right corner, we meet the Cybertypo, the man who made Dyslexxan jealous and even cyberowned Every Spellcheck in Cybertown. The Orcish Nerd, the Raging Cybernazi wannabe, the only HighNougal (KnightDougal)
In the center, we find our great Moralist, the man who put "Virtue" in "Virtual" and Who likes to Quote tripe Cyberholynesses, the Zealous and everspawning: NauceousBan (FortressFan)
Round one: *DING* and our Cyber contestants have exited their Squares and whoa NauceousBan is having an offencive here... he's yelling at HighNougal and seems... Oh My Cybergod! He's transforming... Cybern00ns, Zealzilla just entered the building! ZealZilla strikes and Crushes NighNougal... It must've hurt...But What's that? Someone's yelling "THUNDERSPAM!" My Cybergod, it's Nougal, he survived Zealzilla's strike. He Pushes the foot aside and seems to be seeking something in his jacket's pocket... OMG! is that a Rubber Chicken? No it isn't it's... you won't believe me.. It's Wesley! Wesley, who lay fumbled in HighNougal's pocket. My God he let the beast go... Wesley attacks and *BAM!* Zealzilla is out cold!
But what's that? Smuck advances to HighNougal...he's telling him something... what's that? He says that rubber chicken Wesley!... would make a nice lvl 7 in Heroes 6... this is getting out of wing... here... *DING!* End of Round one Cybern00bs!
Ok every n00btard in the ring seems to have rested and Zealzilla transformed back to NauceousBan... Time of Round 2!
Round 2 *DING!!!* My god our three stars, Smuck, NauceousBan and HighNougal are having a rant... no Acts, just Cyber talk let's hear what they're saying:
FF: "No KD, No guns in Heroes 6! Psalm 354, verse 6 on page 985 says 'Thou shalt have no guns'. God says to! Infidel"
KD: " Wel, It would maek and Nice adittion. Why not as an uqrade for the Orcs Slayer from teh Settelmnet?"
Luc: "Guns are boring, I mean why downgrade Heroes 6? I mean, we after all have high-tech equipment like Flamethrowers, Laser beams and Amour Piecing guns, why go back to backward guns our the 16th Century, Silly?"
KD: "LuJc, thats retarded..."
Luc: "Stop harassing me!"
FF: "Infidels. Does no one care about what Saint-Matthew said? He said: 'Laserbeams are the Devil, But nothing is worse than the Electric Charge...'"
LucJ: "After all, Holy Inquisitors use Electrical Charged Bolts in Heroes 5..."
FF: "Infidel! SILENCE!!! I KILL YOU!!!"
OMG, NauceousBan tranformes himself bad to ZealZilla, and what does Smuck, do? He pulls a wand out of his pocket! Yes, Cybergeeks, a wand! Smuck aims and Fires a Laserbeam. BAM! Right between ZealZillas two eyes, ZealZilla is fried; *DING* End of Round two and NauceousBan is out!
Round Three: *DING* Smuck and HighNougal are left and now fight between themselves. Smuck aims with his laser and...OW!! That must've hurt. But what's with HighNougal he becomes green...and large...and Muscular... It's the Draculk! The Draculk dashes twoards Smuck and hit's... OOOOO!!! That was close... But the large hole in the Ring stays... Smuck escapes, dodges Draculk's Left Arm, Right Arm Both Legs... There's he face... Smuck can't stop.. His mouth hits Draculk's face... He kisses... Draculk transforms back to HighNougal who yell something... It sound like "F***ing Gay!" he runs! He runs away from Smuck and... OHO!!! He falls in the hole he'd created... Well that settles it the winner is SmuckKHackertoad!!! *DING*
Smuck turns towards the public and bows.. bit what's that behind him? CYBERNESS GRACIOUS!!! It's HighNougal crawling out of the pit he charges towards Smuck... He'll strike... Hey what's that? it's round and racing towards the ring... It's not Armageddon... CYBERGOODNESS it's NAMUS!! He's gonna Crash... KA-DANG!!! Cybertards duck, it's gonna blow... you never casted Armaggeddon? DUCK!!!! *Undescribable hard sound*
It's it over yet? Yep it's over, Smuck and HighNougal are Totally annihilated... People... The Winner is... NAMUS!!!!!!! I can't descibe how he did it, but he did! Namus did it Cyberdammit!
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MAY THE GEEKS BE WITH YOU!
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Asheera
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Elite Assassin
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posted August 27, 2008 01:24 PM |
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LOOOOOOOOOL
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Carcity
Supreme Hero
Blind Sage
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posted August 27, 2008 09:47 PM |
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Mytical can I suggest a four vs four match.
Me, Lexx, Dagoth and Asheera VS Geny, TNT, TA and elvin.
If all of you want ofcourse.
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Why can't you save anybody?
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Asheera
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Elite Assassin
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posted August 27, 2008 09:49 PM |
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Hehe, why not? Let's fight those Peanut lovers and SRT throwers!
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DagothGares
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
No gods or kings
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posted August 27, 2008 09:50 PM |
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Seconded (or is it thirded?)
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If you have any more questions, go to Dagoth Cares.
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Oscarius
Famous Hero
*sleepy*
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posted August 27, 2008 09:54 PM |
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Cyborg, that was great
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Need moar avatars!
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Geny
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted August 27, 2008 09:57 PM |
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What's that? The battle of generations?
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DON'T BE A NOOB, JOIN A.D.V.E.N.T.U.R.E.
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Adrius
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Stand and fight!
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posted August 27, 2008 10:41 PM |
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Bloody hell! Awesome! 
Now Lexxan, get rid of that cyborg outfit before I get scared.
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william
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
LummoxLewis
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posted August 28, 2008 11:41 AM |
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LOL, Lexxan. That was good.
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~Ticking away the moments that
make up a dull day, Fritter and
waste the hours in an off-hand
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DagothGares
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
No gods or kings
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posted August 28, 2008 02:47 PM |
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What's that? The battle of generations?
It's time you oldtimers made some room for us, the future of HC 
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If you have any more questions, go to Dagoth Cares.
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Geny
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted August 28, 2008 02:51 PM |
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It's guys like you that make me wonder whether HC has a future.
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Asheera
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Elite Assassin
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posted August 28, 2008 02:55 PM |
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Edited by Asheera at 14:56, 28 Aug 2008.
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It's guys like you that make me wonder whether HC has a future.
No kidding, have you seen how many retarded members were in the beginning of HC?
It's those "ancient" ones that ruin this place
The newer you are, the better
EDIT: I was talking about banned members and others like that
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Geny
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted August 28, 2008 03:27 PM |
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The mods just pity you and don't ban you, little kiddies, on sight. Look at KD.
And back in my days, you had to be really tough to survive in here. You whiners don't stand a chance.
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Darkshadow
Legendary Hero
Cerise Princess
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posted August 28, 2008 03:27 PM |
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It's guys like you that make me wonder whether HC has a future.
No kidding, have you seen how many retarded members were in the beginning of HC?
It's those "ancient" ones that ruin this place
The newer you are, the better
EDIT: I was talking about banned members and others like that
I don't insult the deities 
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Asheera
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Elite Assassin
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posted August 28, 2008 04:00 PM |
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Look at KD.
Yes, KD, an old HC member as well (well, not ancient, but...)
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Geny
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted August 28, 2008 04:05 PM |
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Yeah, and he was dealt with properly back in the days. But today when he came back, everyone were nice to him because he was just another "misunderstood little spammer"... HA! Back in my days being a spammer actually meant something, now everyone can just waltz in and himself a spammer... that's disgusting.
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pandora
Honorable
Legendary Hero
The Chosen One
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posted August 28, 2008 04:08 PM |
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Actually back in the old days being a spammer was bad news, being a Tosser was really something
But maybe I'm going too far back now hehe
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"In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."
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