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Thread: Despute Ring! [ This thread is 32 pages long: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 (16) 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 ]
DagothGares
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posted September 03, 2008 06:41 AM

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First it was just a kiss and next thing we know those two are lying together on the mat half-naked... what exactly is going on between Azagal and Asheera?
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Asheera
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posted September 03, 2008 07:51 AM

Oh, revenge on that Mystery Mod will be soooo sweet
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posted September 03, 2008 08:02 AM

yeah Asheera go smash her and unmask her.
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Azagal
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posted September 03, 2008 08:16 AM

And don't forget to rip off her top!! All things must be balanced out, it's only natural for you to do the same to her...... darling.
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posted September 03, 2008 12:40 PM

oh how cute Azagal is in love. Don't make her angry or she will Assasin you
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Asheera
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posted September 04, 2008 12:07 PM

Welcome to the Despute Ring once again, where pigs manage to fly and badgers cry. Today there will be a special match between our one and only Mytical and the ever mysterious Mod. There are absolutely no rules, and this is a fight to the death!

TheDeath: "Hey, I thought I'm not going to fight today?"

Announcer: "You just stay and watch, it wasn't about you."


Round 1 - The Mystery Mod tries to keep distance, but Mytical is having an offensive... He just barely managed to catch the Mystery Mod and the round is over.

Round 2 - They exchanged some blows but none of them hit anybody, and the round is over. This is getting tiresome to watch...

Mytical is tired of playing the nice guy, and talks to someone outside about something... And he just received some sort of bottle! I wonder what's inside...

Round 3 - Mytical opened the bottle and wants to throw what's inside at the Mystery Mod... and there it goes! You won't believe what was in that bottle, but it seems it was pure SPAM, the worst kind! That should disgust the Mod and allow an easy strike for Mytical, but it seems it's the other way around! The Mod got encouraged and managed to beat off Mytical considerably. He is on the ground, and the Mod is approaching for a fatality... this doesn't look good. Wait, it seems something is happening to the Mysterious Mod... She can barely move anymore... and now she just collapsed to the ground! Mytical is approaching and now is unmasking her... and there it goes... Wh..WHAT? It seems the Mystery Mod was nothing but a cyborg? Bah, Mr. Geeks will pay for this mockery and providing a false match.




Mr. Geeks: *sigh* "I knew I should have charged the Mystery Mod cyborg's batteries to full capacity instead of playing Counterstrike all day."
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DagothGares
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posted September 04, 2008 12:09 PM

I knew it was ADAM!
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posted September 04, 2008 12:10 PM

ROFLMAO

That was great
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MrGeeks
MrGeeks

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posted September 04, 2008 12:28 PM

Damn', My cyborg has failed... Sid!!!! I demand a rematch, Cyborg_Sid!

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Unimpressed by your logic
posted September 04, 2008 12:29 PM

Sorry, couldn't resist ^^
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Mytical
Mytical

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posted September 04, 2008 04:58 PM

Mytical is approaching the microphone a grin on his face.  "Ladies and gentlemen there is a reason the Mystery Mod was a fake today.  It is hard to fight oneself.  You see, I have secured an ancient artifact called the Girdle of Masculinity/Feminity.  Wearing it changes whichever gender I happen to be.  In case you are confused..I AM the Mystery Mod.  Have been the whole time.  Thanks for the loan of the Cyborg, but now the truth is out!"
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DagothGares
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posted September 04, 2008 04:59 PM
Edited by DagothGares at 17:09, 04 Sep 2008.

this is starting to sound like the plot of resident evil...
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Asheera
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posted September 04, 2008 05:08 PM

Never would have thought, I mean you weren't even a Mod back then
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Mytical
Mytical

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Chaos seeking Harmony
posted September 04, 2008 05:11 PM

*nods* I know .  Had been hinted at, so I had two ways to go with this, depending on what happened.  The other way it would have been revealed to be Kookastar
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Geny
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posted September 05, 2008 03:20 AM

I still say it was kooka and you're just an imposter.
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JoonasTo
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What if Elvin was female?
posted September 05, 2008 10:14 AM

Heh, I knew all along.

But how come resident evil plot? They aren't THAT bad. On another thought maybe they are.
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Mytical
Mytical

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posted September 07, 2008 03:26 AM
Edited by Mytical at 05:35, 07 Sep 2008.

Today we have no one but two matches..taking place at the same time.  The winners of these matches will go on to face each other for a shot at a No Holds Barred title shot.  That is right, no rules.  In the first ring.

The problem child himself, Pandora's Chosen (For what we are not sure..sacrifice?) Geny!

Somebody who can't get enough..and hates paladins...Antipaladin!

In the second ring.

The blue lady herself, the chosen one (again..chosen for what...) Pandora!

Where Pandora is blue, this lady is RED HOT, I mean smoking hot.  She is Kookastar!

They are teaming up in a handicap match against the Mage of the Land HIMSELF Val.

Round 1 - Geny is fighting in a very unorthadox way.  I think he has Anti confused.  He is just relaxed, dodging everything, not throwing a single punch.  With his hands in his pocket, he has a look like he is miles away.  What a crazy way to fight!  Meanwhile in the other ring Val is .. just sitting there.  Both Pan and Kook are hitting him with everything, and it is like he doesn't even feel it.  This may be a couple of LONG matches.

Round 2-45.
I am exhusted just watching this.  Neither side has made any leeway.  Anti can't hit Geny, but Geny doesn't seem interested in hitting Anti.  The ladies can hit Val, but can't actually seem to hurt him.  Wait..Val is moving.  "Sorry ladies, I have to go.  Guess that means you win." and with a puff of smoke he is gone.  Pandora and Kookastar are the winner.  "HEY!  Wait for me!  This is like not my thing.  Peace out." comments Geny, and he leaves also!

Round 46 - It is down to Pandora and Kookaster against Anti.  This is going to be painful for the antipaladin.  No way he can take two of the Mod Squad.  Wait..something is happening.  The ground is shaking, sounds like a stampede...its horrible...its terrible..its..thousands and thousands of cute bunny rabits.  Pandora and Kookaster have lost interest in Anti, and are hugging and petting the rabbits.  Antipaladin rolls Kookaster up fast, and gets the three count.  Against all odds..Antipaladin wins.  Meanwhile the Mods suffer death by furry rabbits...the horror!
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Geny
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posted September 07, 2008 03:31 AM

Hehehe. I knew I should get out of there before the killer bunny makes his appearance.
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Adrius
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posted September 07, 2008 05:21 AM
Edited by Adrius at 11:44, 07 Sep 2008.

Heh, fun match

Nice shield-avvie too Mytical, but it's female again...?

Anyway, it's cool

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posted September 07, 2008 05:34 AM

Nice fight myt.
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