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Mytical
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posted October 22, 2008 12:09 PM |
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Edited by Mytical at 13:16, 22 Oct 2008.
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Hehe. I try to always include some bizarre reference to something in all the matches. This one was hard. So I had to break down and reference the movie "You got served."
Edit : And if you can't make fun of yourself..who can you make fun of? 
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Asheera
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posted October 22, 2008 02:02 PM |
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Great one 
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william
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LummoxLewis
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posted October 22, 2008 02:06 PM |
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Lol, I agree with Asheera and Adrius. This is one of your better ones.
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Mytical
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Chaos seeking Harmony
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posted November 01, 2008 11:15 AM |
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((Almost 550 posts, never expected it to last this long!))
Laaadddiiieees and Gentlemen. We are pleased to announce we have a match tonight. We have a special lumberjack match, and the lumberjacks will be the Diva's in costume! The match will be between GenieLord and Vlaad. Ones a genie and one is a vampire...should be interesting.
Now the rules are simple. If either competitor gets goes out of the ring for any reason, the Costumed Divas have to throw them back in. The match continues until pinfall, or submission, there will be no disqualifications. Lets go down to ringside.
Announcer 1- not many lumberjacks for this, in fact only three. We have Pandora as a french maid, Asheera as a school teacher, and Kookaster as a police woman.
Announcer 2 - Well they can clean my house, paddle me, or arrest me any time they want. Here comes our two Desputees down to the ring.
Round 1 - Both competitors are fighting with everything they have, though they seem to be going outside the ring an awful lot. I think they enjoy getting thrown back in by the divas! Both are doing high flying risky moves, just to have a chance to end up on the outside!
Round 2 - Vlaad conected with that one, but could not take GL down..maybe it is because he floats? There is a lot of excitment out here, not sure if it is all the high flying, or the divas costumes. Wait! Vlaad is distracted..Asheera is Paddling Pandora! Kookaster breaks out the cuffs, looks like she is going to arrest Asheera! Ooo Vlaad just got thumped by GL...there is the count. 1-2-3. Your winner GL!.
Wait he is going outside the ring..they are talking..good thing we have a microphone out there. "Ok thanks for the help ladies, I'll make it up to you!" looks like the four of them were in cahoots. Well 3 of them ARE Mod Squaders.
Wait..wait..something is going on. The three of them have attacked GL! He doesn't stand a chance. They throw him in the ring! Kookaster is handcuffing him! Pandora has the mic. "Next time, you won't forget the soup!" Oh..you hate to see such a rookie mistake!
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Asheera
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posted November 01, 2008 12:57 PM |
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LMAO this one was hilarious!
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Azagal
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Smooth Snake
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posted January 14, 2009 05:53 PM |
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Maaaah~~
This has become dusy . Mytical! Time to flex your brain muscles and get those creative juices flowing! Due to the latest Chaos in the Tavern we've had an epic battle of complaints and "YOU'RE WROOOONG!ARRGH! JUST BECAUSE"!
And Pandora was friendly enough to provide us with the head contestants in the match of epic turbulence and naysaying!
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William Azagal Elvin Asheera theDeath Baklava Aculias I wrote it?
LET THE STRUGGLE BE EPIC!
Ehm... please. That is if you have the time for this .
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"All I can see is what's in front of me. And all I can do is keep moving forward" - The Heir Wielder of Names, Seeker of Thrones, King of Swords, Breaker of Infinities, Wheel Smashing Lord
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Mytical
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Chaos seeking Harmony
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posted January 15, 2009 06:03 AM |
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Time is not the issue right now unfortunately as is inspiration. Even my rpg's have been suffering because of a writers block  . I will try to make a match, but no promises right now.
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Mytical
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Chaos seeking Harmony
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posted January 17, 2009 01:20 PM |
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Laaaaadiees and Gentlemen, boils and ghouls of all ages. It is time again for THE DESPUTE RING.
Tonight we have a free for all Battle royal with eight contestants, and everybody is for themselves. What is more it is for the coveted SPAM trophy! The contestants can get eliminated by count out, disqualification, pin fall, submission, being thrown over the top rope, or saying the words I SPAM.
The contestants are : William, Azagal, Elvin, Asheera, theDeath, Baklava, Aculias, and Pandora. Lets get straight to the action.
They are ... they are just standing in a circle yelling at each other. The fans are getting restless for some action, but they just seem to want to talk..and talk .. and talk.
The ring is filling up with SPAM..things are getting slippery out there. One of them slips..and bumps into one of the others..and now it's on like Donkey Kong. It is almost impossible to tell who is hitting who with all the SPAM flying..but wait somebody was thrown out. Somebody was pinned. Bodies are flying all over the place. There goes another, and another. I wish they would clean off the spam so we could know who is who. It is down to two..we are not having rounds here..it is not over till only one is left standing.
I count six, no seven, no wait..eight have been eliminated..that can't be right. There is still somebody in the ring. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, yep eight people have been eliminated..so who is in the ring? We go to the referee for the official decision.
Referee- "The winner, and undeeeesputed SPAM champion of the world...SPAM!"
Announcer - Spam won! Spam won! Oh my god SPAM won!!!
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Asheera
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posted January 17, 2009 01:26 PM |
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LOL
SPAM is the SPAM champion of the world, who would have guessed?
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Mytical
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Chaos seeking Harmony
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posted January 17, 2009 01:31 PM |
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Thanks for getting me back into this Azagal. Might be more in the future now . This was fun (again).
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Geny
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What if Elvin was female?
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posted January 17, 2009 02:00 PM |
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Asheera
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Elite Assassin
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posted January 17, 2009 03:07 PM |
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So Baklava is a... baklava, and Geny is a Sandwich? How many food HC members are there?
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Geny
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What if Elvin was female?
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posted January 17, 2009 03:24 PM |
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No, no, no, we already have a Ham Sandwich. I'm just SPAM.
As for the huge amount of yummy HC members, this calls for one thing:
Food fight!!!
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Azagal
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posted January 17, 2009 04:44 PM |
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Thanks for getting me back into this Azagal.
The pleasure is all mine getting to read these goodies again. Very diplomatic solution btw^^.
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"All I can see is what's in front of me. And all I can do is keep moving forward" - The Heir Wielder of Names, Seeker of Thrones, King of Swords, Breaker of Infinities, Wheel Smashing Lord
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Mytical
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Chaos seeking Harmony
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posted January 21, 2009 01:15 PM |
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Edited by Mytical at 13:21, 21 Jan 2009.
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Announcer (off mic) - This can't be right..how is that even possible?
2nd announcer (off mic) - I've heard he has such a split personality that he can actually pull it off..
1st announcer (fine, but I still think it is crazy)
Laaaadies and Gentlegerms .. I mean Gentlemen..tonight we have a very weird match. Our first contestant is TA. And he will be facing off against none other then himself! Should prove to be an ..interesting match. And there is the bell.
Round 1 - Not sure how, but he is putting on a good show..against himself. Counters galore, of course since he knows what moves he would use..not suprising.
Announcer 1- Wonder how this split came along?
Announcer 2 - Well he is a great spammer, but he also is very interesting and pleasant sometimes. Tore himself in two is my guess.
They are really going at it. TA 1 is using high flying and high risk, and the other is keeping it on the mat. Two very different styles, but so evenly matched!
Round 2 - Ouch TA1 just missed a very high risk move, I think it is over..yes...there is the count..OOO he lifted his shoulder at 2 and 9/10! That was a close one. Wait..there is a third TA..and he has a Volkswago?! Ow he just hit TA2 with a VW bug! Ta2 is out! There is the count. TA 1 WINS!
((Nothing but respect for ya TA ))
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posted March 13, 2009 02:27 AM |
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I CHALLENGE SERPENT_2 TO AN BATTLE TO THE DEATH
because he turned me into an ant 
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Miru
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A leaf in the river of time
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posted March 13, 2009 05:35 AM |
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I CHALLENGE STARTUNE TO AN BATTLE TO THE DEATH
because I'm amused how he hasn't posted in years but is still a mod
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I wish I were employed by a stupendous paragraph, with capitalized English words and expressions.
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Carcity
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posted March 13, 2009 03:42 PM |
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I CHALLENGE GENY TO A BATTLE TO THE DEATH!
because he doesn't have a drivers license!
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Geny
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Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted March 13, 2009 03:44 PM |
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I don't a drivers license to run you over!
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DagothGares
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No gods or kings
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posted March 13, 2009 06:16 PM |
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I challenge someone to sell me some popcorn.
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