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JollyJoker
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
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posted July 26, 2010 11:04 PM |
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*Shrugs* No one seem to care anyway.
Me neither, actually. So, whatever.
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DagothGares
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
No gods or kings
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posted July 26, 2010 11:25 PM |
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I care.
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Adrius
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Stand and fight!
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posted July 27, 2010 12:00 AM |
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FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!
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DagothGares
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
No gods or kings
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posted July 27, 2010 12:01 AM |
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Hey, elodin, do you grok my JIVE?
It's vital you sway with this, mang!
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Mytical
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Chaos seeking Harmony
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posted July 28, 2010 10:58 AM |
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((Ok too late to back out now, failure to post objection = acceptance. All height, weights, and description are totally made up and not meant to resemble anybody or anything living or dead))
Llllllllaaaadies and Gentlemen, it is time for a special Despute Ring grudge match! First making their way to the ring, weighing in at 185lbs, standing 5'9" wearing the white and blue speedos it is Elodin. Who calls himself the Hammer.
ANNNDDDD their opponent weighing in at 196, standing 6'1" and wearing the black and red leather chaps it is JollyJoker!
Tonight's main event is one fall, no time limit. The match can only be won via pin fall or submission.
Announcer 1 - These two really do NOT like each other. Though Elodin may have another problem is Greg 'The Hammer' Valentine ever shows up.
Announcer 2 - Indeed, and JollyJoker isn't without his own problems. If Gothem's Clown Prince of Crime ever shows up, things could get nasty.
Announcer 1 - Well lets get to the ring so we can call the action. This should be one for the record books!
Round 1 - Less then a minute in and the personal attacks have already started, they are calling each other everything in the book..some I am sure they even made up. Elodin launches an attack, and comes nowhere NEAR Jolly. Jolly retaliates, and is not even in the same zipcode as Elodin. It's like they are not even paying attention to each other, and just trying to insult each other and launch attacks without paying attention! There is the bell, not a single blow landed by either competitor.
Round 2 - More trash talk, still neither even bothering to pay attention to their opponent. The crowd is getting frustrated, and angry. Wait, now they are backing each other up with the "Its the ref's and crowds fault, not ours!" routine. Oh no, wait, they are back to fighting each other..and it's starting to get interesting. There is the bell.
Round 3 - Yes ladies and gentlemen the action has finally gotten good. Both competitors are pulling out all the stops, and putting on one heck of a show! Elodin tries his patented "Bible Thump", but JollyJoker counters with his own "Distraction Attraction" move. Wait! Wait!! There is interference! Four people on horse back have come out to the ring. Elodin looks extatic, as they climb in the ring..but no they attack both him AND Jolly. Here comes the dreaded "Apocalypse Drop"! Oh that has GOT to hurt. Both are out like a light.
The riders look at the two fallen figures, and argue between themselves..looks like they have made a decision. They pull Jolly over and put his arm across Elodin's chest. Here is the three count. 1-2-3! Jolly wins, Jolly wins! I don't believe it Jolly wins!
Wait...they are picking him up, and give him another "Drop"! Now they are destroying the ring, the city, the country..now the world! Jolly may have won, but with nothing left guess it is kinda a hallow victory!
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JoonasTo
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted July 28, 2010 11:28 AM |
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I challenge Elvin to best out of three. Since I'm a gentleman I'll let him choose the first event.
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted July 28, 2010 11:50 AM |
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Alright. First a challenge of the sword.
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JoonasTo
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted July 28, 2010 12:01 PM |
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Should we decide them all before hand or would it be more dramatic if we chose them afterwards the previous event?
Or would it be too stressing for mysti?
Anyways, sword sounds good for a first. Let the heaven guide your sword to it's mark and earth push your feet away from mine. En Garde!
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Mytical
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Chaos seeking Harmony
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posted July 28, 2010 12:02 PM |
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I am up for it  . My last one was meh, so I am hoping to redeem myself . Either way let me know.
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted July 28, 2010 02:51 PM |
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I demand Joonas' blood already! Let HC run red with crimson blood!
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DagothGares
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
No gods or kings
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posted July 28, 2010 06:28 PM |
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I suggest the second round to be tag team wrestling... or something...
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JoonasTo
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted July 28, 2010 07:01 PM |
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Shush DG!
Boys must not meddle in men's business.
Now be gone!
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted July 29, 2010 11:23 AM |
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Not sure about second but third will certainly be hand to hand glorious combat. I could suggest a staff battle but unless you've been practicing with broomsticks you might be in disadvantage  At least in rps you have some experience with blades.
Whatever, you pick weapon. Want dual knives? I'm cool with that.
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Carcity
Supreme Hero
Blind Sage
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posted July 29, 2010 11:55 AM |
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Why can't you save anybody?
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted July 29, 2010 12:06 PM |
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@Joonas
Heey idea. Remember when I told you about the dummy with sensors that was measuring the amount of damage certain moves from martial arts would do if performed on a human? I suggest we try that on Carcity, the one to do most damage in a single move wins 
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Berny-Mac
Promising
Legendary Hero
Lord Vader
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posted July 29, 2010 12:06 PM |
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(The almighty king enters the room. All eyes are upon him. His glimmering muscles, multiple lightsabers, and the LARGEST FLIPPIN' MOUTH THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN!!!)
Oh hai!
Anybody wish to challenge me, BERNARD LUCIANOS ANTONIO SHOZOKUN CECIRE THE SECOND!?!?!
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted July 29, 2010 12:07 PM |
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Get in line.
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Berny-Mac
Promising
Legendary Hero
Lord Vader
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posted July 29, 2010 12:21 PM |
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Oy yoy yoy, schmuck...
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Berny-Mac
Promising
Legendary Hero
Lord Vader
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posted July 29, 2010 12:43 PM |
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Alright then...I shall challenge my eternal enemy...LUCKY_DWARF!
He shall not be so lucky this time! I have the force on my side!
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted July 29, 2010 12:58 PM |
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