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JoonasTo
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Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted August 01, 2010 11:38 AM |
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It was a good match. Come let us head to Tavern for beer. You're paying.
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted August 01, 2010 11:43 AM |
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Aww yeah.
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Mytical
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Chaos seeking Harmony
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posted August 02, 2010 06:15 AM |
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((What do you two take the Despute ring for? A dojo?  ))
It is time for our second round, the competitors are already in the ring. The second round is going to consist of Staves, with both having extensive skills this should be a bit more even round.
Announcer 1 - Mytical is sending out the weapons, so we can get this contest...what the heck is this? A large group of people are coming out. Where are the wooden sticks?
Announcer 2 - Guess Mytical got the wires crossed, and thought STAFF, not Staff. So instead of weapons, they get...assistants?
Announcer 1 - Looks like it. Both seem really confused. So is this a battle royal, a multiperson tag team...or what?
Announcer 2 - Lets go back to the ring, looks like the ref is going to tell us.
This match, set for one fall is an elimination match. Anybody who is pinned, submits, is counted out, or disqualified must leave the ring area immediately! If either Joonasto or Elvin is eliminated at any time the match is over and the opposing team is declared the victor. First a word from our sponsor.
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Round 1 - Both Joonasto and Elvin do not look very happy, I don't think this is the type of match they had in mind. So they are sending their 'staff' in first. It's quickly becoming a free for all, but Elvin and Joonasto are just watching from the sidelines.
Round 2 - Most of both sides have been eliminated, and it looks like Elvin and Joonasto are coming in to clean up the remainder. There goes the last of the 'staff' and Elvin and Joonasto are facing each other. Wait..they are calling for actual Staves, and they now have them. Get ready for some carnage.
Round 3 - They are .. putting on an exhibition of maneuvers with the staves, spinning them right round baby, right round. Like a record. They are not fighting, they are showing off their skill. The fans are loving it.
Round 4 - Now they are calling for the fans to decide who has won. It's a close vote..but Elvin wins by a small margin! So looks like the second round has been decided. Elvin Wins.
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JoonasTo
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Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted August 02, 2010 12:14 PM |
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Respect, man. That was good.
Here, have some vodka.
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