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posted July 13, 2009 01:51 AM |
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of course, everyone likes an intellectual french accent more 
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posted July 13, 2009 02:05 AM |
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Mais oui, je peux immiter l'accent francais tres bien aussi, mon ami.
Or, at the very least, I can babble random french words too quickly for anyone to understand I generally suck at the language.
Still, Eastern Europe has that... Soviet charm that chicks just fall like flies to.
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posted July 13, 2009 02:08 AM |
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High society Paris and understanding of intricate foreign politics! of course, when they ask me to read Victor Hugo I'm snowed, but speaking it works perfectly. "Pardon, je ne comprends pas ce que tu dix. Je pense que ce n'est pas le français que tu parles alors." would solve most issues, but you never know!
Now, I can always try the angry Germanic approach, but... Nah...
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posted July 13, 2009 02:11 AM |
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Be exotic.
Be unique.
Try the Angry French approach. (Einstein already did the Intellectual German one)
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posted July 13, 2009 02:14 AM |
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Frenh people can't be angry, only rude
Horribly rude, even...
Or perhaps Italian...
Nah, i'd just act like mousolini and say mi amore a lot... just to avoid mamma mia
French will have to do, because all else sucks, except Irish!
Idea...
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posted July 13, 2009 02:21 AM |
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Edited by baklava at 02:22, 13 Jul 2009.
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mousolini
Little is known about mousolini, the horrible monster created using the darkest secrets of World War 2 genetic engineering, by mixing the genes of Mussolini with those of a mouse...
But it is whispered amongst the frightened population that mousolini lives to this very day in the moist jungles of Switzerland, preying upon the careless and stealing infants from their cribs every Friday the 13th. He is also widely credited with founding Scientology, inventing World of Warcraft and going back in time and conquering Constantinople.
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posted July 13, 2009 02:25 AM |
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Haha, stuck in my french apparently! 
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posted July 13, 2009 03:15 AM |
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But it is whispered amongst the frightened population that mousolini lives to this very day in the moist jungles of Switzerland, preying upon the careless and stealing infants from their cribs every Friday the 13th. He is also widely credited with founding Scientology, inventing World of Warcraft and going back in time and conquering Constantinople.
How do you know Xerox's future so well?
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posted July 13, 2009 10:50 AM |
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Yeah, you soviet guys will have all the chicks, and I'll be just another "Polack" there.. 
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posted July 13, 2009 11:45 PM |
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the most beautiful girls I've seen are almost all from eastern europe. especially russia I think.
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posted July 15, 2009 03:40 AM |
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Imagine this:
Mea just being boring all over the place and suddenly this girl calls:
It's someone I haven't seen in a long while.
"Dagoth?"
"Yeah?"
"Hi, I'm at the library and I am looking for this book, twilight, do you know the name of the author?"
And you know what I did? I did not scowl, I didn't say anything mean or detrimental towards that garbage or the author related to it. I just said:
"Meyer, Stephanie Meyer."
*split-second pause*
"em, e, igrek, e, r"
"Thank you!"
we exchanged goodbyes and she hung up.
Am I in love?
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posted July 15, 2009 03:43 AM |
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The best evidence why love is evil and corrupts you.
I would have said "no idea" myself even if I knew
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posted July 15, 2009 03:45 AM |
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I would've said something extremely derogatory toward Twilight (see the Michael Jackson thread for examples), and then helped.
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posted July 15, 2009 03:45 AM |
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I'm still dumbstruck here
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posted July 15, 2009 04:15 AM |
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I would've said something extremely derogatory toward Twilight (see the Michael Jackson thread for examples), and then helped.
In a lot of situations I woul've acted likewise, question is: Why didn't I? Was I just surprised?
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posted July 15, 2009 06:31 AM |
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No, I think you were just being a genuinely kind human being. It happens every now and then. Sometimes we do have the capability of not being complete douche bags.
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posted July 15, 2009 10:39 AM |
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btw, the date was a total success. We spent a lovely romantic day together. Oh and did I mention that she lives very far away, and relationships and distance don't like each other? Anyway, it was good. Really good.
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posted July 15, 2009 04:28 PM |
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You just gotta conquer the distances... 
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posted July 15, 2009 04:49 PM |
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How far away? My boyfriend lives in another city... but thankfully it is only 40 minutes and public transportation runs smoothly. It has been, surprisingly, no problem at all
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