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Lexxan
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
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posted September 12, 2008 06:27 PM |
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Edited by Lexxan at 22:56, 29 Sep 2008.
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HC Courtroom - All Rise!!!
Welcome Ladies and Gentlemen to the HC Courtroom. Here the deepest and twisted of HC cases are brought to trial. Each Case will be hand-picked and Judged by me, so that Justice will rule HC again.
If someone has commited unacceptable crimes against the public in your opinion, feel free to sure him. If you sue someone he'll end up in Court and be Courtmarshalled
In addition, you can do Autidions if you want to become Chief Judge. The Chief Judge is able to convict and Punish suspects, like I am. I am looking for one Presently, so take your chance, people. The Assisant is blemished of all Conviction!
Chief Judge
Lexxan
Assitant to the Chief Judge
DarkShadow
Asheera
Judging Guests
Vacant Position
List O' Convicts
Mvassilev 
Doomforge
Trogdor
Namus
Celfious
LucJPatenaude
DagothGares
MightyMage
Aculias
Antipaladin
OmegaDestroyer
TNT_Addict
Mamgaeater
Emilsn
Svarog
Elvin
VokialBG
Daystar
Skeleton_King
Drako_the_Noob
Alcibiades
The Volcanic Wastelands
Joonasto
Carcity
Broadstrong
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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Darkshadow
Legendary Hero
Cerise Princess
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posted September 12, 2008 06:32 PM |
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Your honor, Dagoth must be punished for reanimating the revolution, and using Acu's avatar 
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VokialBG
Honorable
Legendary Hero
First in line
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posted September 12, 2008 06:38 PM |
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KD, MM, You, Elvin and GL are missing.
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TheDeath
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
with serious business
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posted September 12, 2008 06:40 PM |
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Quote:
Accused: Mvassilev
Charge: Quadriple Qupticide outside OSM.
Jury says: guilty
Punishment: The Court herby bans the named M. Vassilev from ever using the Quote Reply Button Again.
But your honor, this isn't fair! It's much MUCH too light punishment for him. 
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GenieLord
Honorable
Legendary Hero
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posted September 12, 2008 06:53 PM |
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LOL, I love this! 
The Namus part killed me.
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Lexxan
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
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posted September 12, 2008 06:59 PM |
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Edited by Lexxan at 16:27, 17 Sep 2008.
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MORE VICT.... I mean, SUSPECTS!!
Accused: Mvassilev
Charge: Quadriple Qupticide outside OSM.
Jury says: guilty
Punishment: The Court herby bans the named M. Vassilev from ever using the Quote Reply Button Again.
Accused: Doomforge
Charge: Having a GF that is 6 years younger than he is and doing unauthorised Hairflips
Jury Says: guilty
Punishment: Would the defendant like to step infront of that small guillotine infront of the Court bench?
Accused: Asheera
Carge: Having a higher Post Count than Lexxan's
Jury Says: Guilty (a bribe always works)
Punishment: 2 Red Stars are transferred to Lexxan
Accused: Trogdor
Charge: Running Naked and Roaring like an Orc through the Corridors of the Wastelands, thus awakening the Namus Dragon
Jury Says: guilty
Punishment: Room Temperature Beer
Accused: Namus
Charge: Namus
Jury Says: Namus
Punishment: Namus
Accused: Celfious
Charge: Threadflooding in VW
Jury Says: Guilty
Punishment: Has to be given his shroom shot
Accused: LucJPatenaude
Charge: Accused of Writing the H5 Manual
Jury Says: Guilty
Punishment: Promoted to CEO of Ubival
Accused: DagothGares
Charge: Accused of Stealing Aculias' Former Avatar.
Jury Says: Guilty
Punishment: DagothGares is ordered to Edit all of Aculias's Psts and to correct any Error in them in 24 Hours.
Accused: Aculias
Charge: Changing his Avatar and Harrassing Vangelis
Jury Says: What?
Punishment: Aculias has write a Dictionairy Aculiar - English so that everyone can try to understand what he's trying to say.
Accused: MightyMage
Charge: Instigator of the Ham Sandwich Revolution
Jury Says: guilty
Punishment: The Court Magi Will Halve Mighty Mage's Size. All Ham Sandwiches will be eaten by the Defendant... alive!
Accused: Antipaladin
Charge: Unauthorised Throwing of Moustaches
Jury says: Eeeew!!!
Punishment: The Moustache Antipaladin has craftly shaven off Geny's Former Avatar (Wrathmoth) will be pasted upon his own with Ever-lasting glue
@ TheDeath: the Authority of this courst is not to be contested. Mvassilev's Punishemnt is already cruel as it is.
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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Lexxan
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
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posted September 12, 2008 07:06 PM |
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A Special Case in Court today...
Today we have an old case in Court the Case Svarog vs Idurleiht70
Evidence: This thread.
Idurleiht70 Mentions his age: Quote:
I am 72 years young
And Svarog replies: Quote:
72?! My god! I love you!
Svarog's Custom Status Quote:
statue-loving necrophiliac
Idurleiht70 was never seen again.
the Suspect Svarog is hereby cast in the deepest Dungeon, where he has to share his cell with KD 
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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eugen_cosmarul
Famous Hero
hey
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posted September 12, 2008 07:11 PM |
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LOL.
I suggest judging the accused named "DarkShadow" for multiply trying to leave HC! 
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Darkshadow
Legendary Hero
Cerise Princess
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posted September 12, 2008 07:22 PM |
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Try TNT instead 
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GenieLord
Honorable
Legendary Hero
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posted September 12, 2008 07:26 PM |
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Or me.
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alcibiades
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
of Gold Dragons
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posted September 12, 2008 07:28 PM |
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Quote:
Accused: Antipaladin
Charge: Unauthorised Throwing of Moustaches
Jury says: Eeeew!!!
Punishment: The Moustache Antipaladin has craftly shaven off Geny's Former Avatar (Wrathmoth) will be pasted upon his own with Ever-lasting glue
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OmegaDestroyer
Hero of Order
Fox or Chicken?
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posted September 12, 2008 07:28 PM |
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Accused: Lexxan
Charge: Impersonating a judge, perpetuating the sterotype that Lexxan is funny.
Jury says: Guilty
Punishment: Sentenced to read every one of Mvass's and TheDeath's quote wars.
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The giant has awakened
You drink my blood and drown
Wrath and raving I will not stop
You'll never take me down
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emilsn
Legendary Hero
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posted September 12, 2008 07:34 PM |
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So the most interresting thing for me about this thread would be: Genielord got a different Mod avatar... interresting, like this more 
Oh and on-topic? huh?
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Don't walk behind me; I may not
lead. Don't walk in front of me;
I may not follow. Just walk
beside me and be my friend.
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Lexxan
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
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posted September 12, 2008 07:35 PM |
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Edited by Lexxan at 19:35, 12 Sep 2008.
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Lawyer from Hell
Accused: OmegaDestroyer
Charge: Studing at Law School
Jury: A LAWYER!! KILL IT!! KILL IT!!!
Punishment: OmegaDestroyer is forced to find himself a 12 Year old GF. Then he has to Double-date Doomforge and his GF.
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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OmegaDestroyer
Hero of Order
Fox or Chicken?
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posted September 12, 2008 07:36 PM |
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LOL!
Ewww....
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The giant has awakened
You drink my blood and drown
Wrath and raving I will not stop
You'll never take me down
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Lexxan
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
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posted September 12, 2008 07:47 PM |
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Accused: TNT_Addict
Charge: Throwing Testicles without Authorisation. Ramophilia
Jury: Covered in Testicle Goo
Punishment: Snap-Snap between the legs
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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Darkshadow
Legendary Hero
Cerise Princess
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posted September 12, 2008 07:52 PM |
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The defence says: "BOORING!When is coffee break?Can we use the giljotine yet?"
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Lexxan
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
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posted September 12, 2008 08:01 PM |
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Quote:
The defence says: "BOORING!When is coffee break?Can we use the giljotine yet?"
 Quote:
the Authority of this courst is not to be contested
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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Asheera
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Elite Assassin
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posted September 12, 2008 08:06 PM |
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Quote:
Accused: Asheera
Carge: Having a higher Post Count than Lexxan's
Jury Says: Guilty (a bribe always works)
Punishment: 2 Red Stars are transferred to Lexxan
Bah, a bribe is nothing compared to my Intimidation and Persuasion skills
* Asheera "convinces" the jury *
Jury Says: It was a little mistake, Asheera is innocent.
Asheera: "Hey Lex, I'll catch you someplace alone, don't worry about that"
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Darkshadow
Legendary Hero
Cerise Princess
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posted September 12, 2008 08:13 PM |
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Ill buy the corpse, My "workforce" building Y-boats has been low .Also, I don't recommend accusing me for anything, that will result "work" labour in one of my "factories"
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