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Lexxan
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
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posted September 29, 2008 10:55 PM |
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Accused: Carcity and Broadstrong
Charge: Unauthorised Punishing other members to boot (Only I, Darks and Asheera are allowed to punish, remember that)
Verdict: Guilty ofc
Punishent: Carcity's Username is shortened to City. Broadstrong is turned into an artefact
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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broadstrong
Promising
Known Hero
Level 20 Vassal of Light
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posted September 30, 2008 04:17 PM |
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Broadstrong is turned into an artefact
That is cruel, I am only an artifact merchant-cum-craftsman, I am not an artifact!
At least turn me to a four leaf clover, if Your Honour allows...
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Shares
Supreme Hero
I am. Thusly I am.
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posted September 30, 2008 05:00 PM |
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Today we have an old case in Court the Case Svarog vs Idurleiht70
Evidence: This thread.
Idurleiht70 Mentions his age: Quote:
I am 72 years young
And Svarog replies: Quote:
72?! My god! I love you!
Svarog's Custom Status Quote:
statue-loving necrophiliac
Idurleiht70 was never seen again.
the Suspect Svarog is hereby cast in the deepest Dungeon, where he has to share his cell with KD 
Just a point (I'm an honest justice loving guy), my custom status is "Pedofil (not the obvius kind)" and a lot of children have been gone missing lately (please don't punish me).
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Lexxan
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
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posted September 30, 2008 05:11 PM |
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Edited by Lexxan at 17:11, 30 Sep 2008.
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SIRIOUSNESS STRIKES AGAIN!!!
The Idea was the Svrog KILLED him, happy now?
Jeez, explaining these jokes to ignorant noobs is like having your teeth pulled.
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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Darkshadow
Legendary Hero
Cerise Princess
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posted September 30, 2008 09:10 PM |
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Accused: Carcity
Charge: Saying that modsq has a key.I mean please, we live in the civilized age, they use the lastest security cards and fingerprint detectors by now 
Jury: BOORING
Punishent: City must explain why and how everyone is equal and why should we all respect eachother, to ZJ  .He also must clean the VW toilets 
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baklava
Honorable
Legendary Hero
Mostly harmless
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posted September 30, 2008 09:30 PM |
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Edited by baklava at 21:31, 30 Sep 2008.
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That is cruel, I am only an artifact merchant- cum-craftsman
You're a what?
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Why do I keep noticing such things? 
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"Let me tell you what the blues
is. When you ain't got no
money,
you got the blues."
Howlin Wolf
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alcibiades
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
of Gold Dragons
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posted September 30, 2008 09:44 PM |
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Punishent: City must explain why and how everyone is equal and why should we all respect eachother, to ZJ .He also must clean the VW toilets
Ouch ... that hurts!
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Lexxan
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
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posted September 30, 2008 09:58 PM |
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Quote:
Quote:
That is cruel, I am only an artifact merchant- cum-craftsman
You're a what?
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Why do I keep noticing such things?
Hidden Talent
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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carcity
Supreme Hero
Blind Sage
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posted October 01, 2008 06:21 PM |
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Accused: Carcity
Charge: Saying that modsq has a key.I mean please, we live in the civilized age, they use the lastest security cards and fingerprint detectors by now
Jury: BOORING
Punishent: City must explain why and how everyone is equal and why should we all respect eachother, to ZJ .He also must clean the VW toilets
Here Kd here is 1$ if you clean the VW toilet.
KD: yes woho!.
AndBTW who is ZJ?
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Why can't you save anybody?
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Asheera
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Elite Assassin
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posted October 01, 2008 06:37 PM |
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You don't know who is ZJ This needs a punishment.
Accused: Carcity
Charge: Not knowing who ZJ is
Verdict: Guilty
Punishent: Carcity must read the HC History Book, which has 1000 pages
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Darkshadow
Legendary Hero
Cerise Princess
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posted October 01, 2008 06:43 PM |
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Accused: Carcity
Charge: Being in the courtroom for about 9th time already and still not improving  
Verdict: Mhblah
Punishent: You must clean Anti's toes with your tongue
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OmegaDestroyer
Hero of Order
Fox or Chicken?
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posted October 01, 2008 07:12 PM |
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Accused: Everyone
Charge: Perpetuating this silly thread.
Verdict: Guilty!
Punishent: Everyone must be educated on how to run a respectable trial by watching Judge Judy, Judge Joe Brown, and the People's Court for 20 years.
*Upon hearing verdict, Omega swallows cyanide pill.*
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The giant has awakened
You drink my blood and drown
Wrath and raving I will not stop
You'll never take me down
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Geny
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted October 01, 2008 08:34 PM |
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I'm not even sure what "perpetuating" means, but I'm pretty sure I didn't do it in this thread.
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DON'T BE A NOOB, JOIN A.D.V.E.N.T.U.R.E.
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Darkshadow
Legendary Hero
Cerise Princess
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posted October 01, 2008 08:35 PM |
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*smashes the hammer* case closed!As the Prosecutor had to take "Sudden trip" and won't be back for a while, the court can't afford time to keep up empty trials.*whispers to the guards of the court*dump the body in the new space satellite 
EDIT:Geny, we don't appear to be guilty since the letters are not above our avatars
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OmegaDestroyer
Hero of Order
Fox or Chicken?
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posted October 01, 2008 08:36 PM |
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There is no such thing as a plea of innocence in my court. A plea of innocence is guilty of wasting my time. Guilty.
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The giant has awakened
You drink my blood and drown
Wrath and raving I will not stop
You'll never take me down
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Asheera
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Elite Assassin
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posted October 01, 2008 08:40 PM |
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You dare to accuse me when I'm the Chief Judge
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DagothGares
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
No gods or kings
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posted October 01, 2008 08:40 PM |
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There is no such thing as a plea of innocence in my court. A plea of innocence is guilty of wasting my time. Guilty.
I accept this verdict... now, where did I put those suicide plans I abandoned some years ago?
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If you have any more questions, go to Dagoth Cares.
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Darkshadow
Legendary Hero
Cerise Princess
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posted October 01, 2008 08:41 PM |
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But this isn't your court .
Accused: OmegaDestroyer
Accusation:Falsely claiming to own the "hc courtroom".
Verdict:ABSOLUTELY GUILTY!
Punishment:Must write law's of every country in the world, make a GOOD summary, translate them all to german and chinese and finally present them to KD (he must fully understand them too) and make him convinced that those laws are "meaningfull" and "they must be followed".
Now get out before I get real angry
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OmegaDestroyer
Hero of Order
Fox or Chicken?
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posted October 01, 2008 09:05 PM |
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Sorry, but I reject your jurisdiction and replace it with my own. And your assistant forgets she is not chief judge too.
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The giant has awakened
You drink my blood and drown
Wrath and raving I will not stop
You'll never take me down
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted October 01, 2008 09:40 PM |
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I didn't perpetrate anyone, I'm innocent!
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