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Lexxan
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posted June 19, 2009 08:33 PM

I may do a second season... (enough material for that)

but first, I'll finish this
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posted June 19, 2009 08:47 PM

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And I'm saving my shot. Which one of you suckers wanna try and vote out Pan now?
Hey Geny you wanna trade that gun and bullet with some boobins?
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What if Elvin was female?
posted June 19, 2009 09:28 PM
Edited by Geny at 21:28, 19 Jun 2009.

As far as I know, Pan is the only one who has them and she is also happens to be the only one who can get my gun for free if she so wishes.

P.S. Not that she needs it with all the penalties she can shoot at people.
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posted June 19, 2009 09:31 PM

I remember the original one. I was voted out first in a forgotten way

If there is a new one I want to make a comeback & hopefully last one round LOL.
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posted June 20, 2009 02:30 AM

@ Dagoth, Yeah, I know, but it would still be fun the few episodes I'd be with, and to see if I'd get voted out because of threat, irritation, or just out of sympathy.
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posted June 20, 2009 07:43 AM

Only 6  can join. I must of missed it. Kind of boing when there is only 6 .

Oh well LATZ!!!
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posted June 24, 2009 12:41 AM
Edited by Lexxan at 01:14, 24 Jun 2009.

Episode 6: "And then we send all our love down to HELL" - part 2

After the Survivor Auction, our beleaguered Survivors returned to camp and continued their normal Camp Life.

William, Lexxan and Asheera however, were planning their next move. They HAD to survive the Next Tribal Council if they were to win this game... Lex thought he'd found the Perfect tool.

Lex: William, I have a plan so cunning, you can pin a tail to it and call it a weasel!

Will: Really, mate? Speak up! What is this ******* wonderfull plan?!?!

Lex: We must divert their attention from us, Will! If we can make one of the Mogo Mogos vote with us, then we might survive!

Will: How mate? They would still vote us off one, by one! Even with Four, we'll have have to beat FIVE of their ****ing votes, man! And Gadi will not vote with us, he'll be neutral.

Lex: Indeed, GL may pick either side... and that's why we must ignore him. You see, if we let one of them betray Mogo Mogo, and then let his betrayal slip from our lips, they might wish to take revenge!

Will: How, Fiendish plan, you little raspcallion!

Lex: I'm not little! I just have small bones! Thanks anyway... We can let Asheera Seduce Anti for us, and this might make them vote against Anti! And then we just repeat the tactic!

Will: FFS!!! Yeah!

Lex: I'll tell Asheera right away!

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Meanwhile on another part of the beach.

Anti: Pandora mod miss can i aks you a qeustoin?
Pan: As long as it isn't about washing your toes [AGAIN!], it is a BIG NO! I did that only once, and I'd prefer to have it that way.
Anti: no pan itis abotu you frawn. Why are you allwas frawning?
Pan: I... I am not always frowning, I... oh, go away, Anti. [Why are the Younger members so annoying?... well,  all but one, THE One that is!]
Geny: Frowning or not, you still are and will stay my blue lady! Let's drink to that
Pan: Oh Geny! (snif) (hugs Geny)
Gadi: someone pass me some cleenex! [True Friendship... So great (snif)]
Elvin: This starts to become like a Third-degree soap. I think that Dialogue Write should get a small... encouragement/ ()
Alci: He is THE ONE!

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Lex: Hey, Missus Moonblood!
Ash: By Llolth, not you again! What is it now, Lex?
Lex: I have a cunning plan!
Ash: A cunning plan, Lex?
Lex: Yes I-
Ash: A Plans as cunning as a fox who's just been appointed Professor of Cunning at Oxford University?
Lex: Exactly
Ash: WHat is it then?
Lex: You must seduce him!
Ash: Seduce who?
Lex: Him! You know, HIM!
Ash: Who is him???
Lex: Can't tell you that here... we might be overheard!
Ash: *Sigh* Can you describe him then?
Lex: you know... the Mogo Mogo guy! The guy with the Creepy Smile and nice figure!
Ash: Oh... Him!
Lex: Him Indeed
Ash: So... Seduce?
Lex: Yes
Ash: So that they will vote against him at the next Tribal?
Lex: Yep
Ash: Hmm... Sensual... I'll do it!
Lex: Excellent! Go quickly! The more you work him, the better the effect will be
Ash: Alright.

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Ash: Hey Sexy!
Azagal: Erm... you're talking to me, Ash?
Ash: Of course Darling (winks) Did anyone tell you what a stud you really are?
Azagal: Erm... Well I... [Dammit, why must I blush now?! Be Zen Azzie, Be Zen... Zen... Yes, that's more like it]
Ash: I think you are very handsome... and (clicks with her tongue and winks again) Sexy.
Azagal: I erm... thing you're... You're.. a snow!
Ash: A snow?!
Azagal: HOT! HOT! I MEAN HOT! [Oraća, this is not going well, at all!]
Ash: Hot am I? Well I'm (sultry voice) not the ordinairy drow elf... (Grabs Azagal's hand and puts it on her naked thigh.) Do you feel it?
Azagal: Er... I feel something coming up alright :S

Also Coming up, after the break: Asheera drives Azagal further, and the Immunity Challenge knows a Dramatic Ending
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Asheera
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posted June 24, 2009 03:53 AM

lmao that was cute

and I guess it will be really funny because I confused the target
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posted June 24, 2009 03:59 AM

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Will: How, Fiendish plan, you little raspcallion!


lmao Keep em coming Lex. Great stuff.
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posted June 24, 2009 07:12 AM

1...2...3. 3 Lines without me going "Awesome, Oraa, DUDE, LOL, ZEN, etc". THANK YOU LEXX! Thank you~~~~

In other news my seduction was very cute^^. Allriiiiight let's see where this is going. Awww that reminds me of something *runs of to find the what made you smile today thread*.
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posted August 20, 2009 09:08 AM

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Almost three daysmonths passed. What about updating it, Elvin Lexxan?


Sorry but I couldn't resist that one...
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posted August 20, 2009 03:47 PM

Hehe I almost forgot.

Well, I've been thinking about this episode, and decide (finally) how to continue (and now I have time to finish it).

Soon enough, it will be updated. Promised.
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posted August 21, 2009 01:52 AM

Very nice but i want to hear about how pan washed my toes,lol!
or you can have the plan were i seduce Ash!
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posted September 18, 2009 11:37 PM
Edited by Lexxan at 19:08, 19 Sep 2009.

Episode 6:

Chabogo Mogo - the former Chaperan Hideout.

Lexxan: So, Asheera, how did he react?
Asheera: Alright I supposed.
Lex: Did you wash his toes?
Ash: His toes?
Lex: Yeah, his toes lol
Ash: I- what do you mean? Do I look like Pan to you? Besides, he doesn't need it
Lex: Lol hell yeah he does.
Ash: I don't get what you mean. He smells like roses.
Will: LOL
Lex: LMAO!!
William: Your scent is really effed up, little rapscallioness. He smells like sulphur
Lex: Pretty obvious if you're a demon ^^
Ash: Demon? It's not because he changed his avatar to a Demon that he isn't one. He's really quite... in a "what the hell is wrong with you" kind of way.
Will: ****, never thought Anti was able to be so...
Lex: Breath-taking?
Will: Nah
Lex: Milky?
Willh, Shut up!
Ash: Hang on a sec, Anti?
Lex: Yeah, Anti. The Women stalking Demon Look-alike with the Creepy Smile.
Ash: By Llolth, all Dark-Elven Cliche's and my flashing red underpants!
Will: WTFS?
Ash: (shrieking and pointing at Lex) You didn't tell me to seduce Anti!!!!
Lex: OMG. Asheera! Who did you seduce?
Ash: Azagal of course!
DarkShadow: *Facepalm*
Lex: What are you doing here? You were voted out ages ago.
DarkS: Hey, I'm a Fascist. Fascists always find manage to find loopholes in Rules and stuff
DarkS: *Facepalm*
Ash: Shoo!!
DarkS: *Facepalm* (Immolates)
Lex: So, You seduced Azagal?
Ash: That's what I've been telling you!
Lex: Hmmm... Not bad actually lol. If we work Azagal, we may get a steadier ally. But still I would seduce Anti as well, just to be sure.
Ash: Hmpf, I'd better be paid well for this.
Lex: Oh, Come on Ash, If You Do So It'll be better for all of us.
Ash: It'll be better for our sakes if I slash you- (notes that Lex's listening to her). I mean, Of course Darling, it was what I love to do! (feigns nervous laughter)
Will: Asheera seducing Azagal... LFMMAO, that must've been Hillarious lol
Lex: Undoubtably so lol
Will: Yeh lol
Lex: Lol
Will: lol
Lex: Lol
Will: lol
Lex: Lol
Will: lol
Asheera: What in the Spider Queen's Name are you doing?
Will: Since when do we know what we're Effin doing? LMAO
Lex: My Will Be Done!


Elsewhere in the camp:

Azagal: Hey Geny! @_@
Geny: What is it, friend?
Azzie: Can I talk to you for a moment? o_O
Geny: Hmmm, I don't know, it would involve leaving Pan alone. Would you mind me leaving you alone Mylady?
Pandora: Awwwww Geny, please don't leave me. The Boobins is almost finished
Azzie: I promise It won't take long, Pan.
Geny: What's it about then?
Azzie: (hushed voice) I- I think I'm falling in Love
Geny: ...
Azzie: With Asheera!
Geny: ...
Azzie: Such soft, parchment yellow skin - Beige hair, dark, Almost shaped eyes... and an @$$ so tight I would want to hit it untill it gets soft
Geny: That is pretty sick.
Alc: Oh, Is that all you can say, Geny? I'm pretty dissapointed that you didn't say anything witty
Geny: How can I say something witty, when everything himself is peanut-worthy on it's own?
Antipaladin: (randomly popping up) Geny Smugler witout mustach kan I hav penut?
Geny: No.
Anti: Pan kan I hav QP?
Pan: No, you cannot.
Anti: You hat me. im insutld (leaves)
Pan: Ummmm... Sure.
Geny: Anyway, if I get this right, you want me to help you woo Asheera, Azagal?
Azzie: Oh Yeah! You're gonna help me? Help me get her. Pleeeeez, help me get Harder better faster stronger~
Geny: Let's see - Disturbing scenes... Check - Embarrassing Situations... Check - Possible Peanut Material.... Check. Alrgiht then ,I'll help you, but only on one condition.... and that condition is unnegotiable.
Azzie: oO!!! What is is??? !!!Oo
Geny

Meanwhile, elsewhere (Some Big Island eh?)

Ash: Hello, Gorgeous!
Anti: (looks around): where?
Ash: I mean you silly. Cherry?
Anti: No thenks.
Ash: (bites cherry while looking very sultry)
Anti: Wot ar u doing?
Ash: (accidentally swallows the chery wholely) (chokes) do-*cough* what *cough*
Anti: Tat werd loking stuf
Ash: Because I can?
Anti: good enuff
ASh: Say, has anyone told you how extremely sexy you are
Anti: no
Ash: (taken aback) no? But didn't you have hordes of of chicks in your days?
Anti: Dad woz a chiken farmer
Ash: Ummmm... Alright, but you did had girlfriends in the past, yes?
Anti: Yeh
Ash, so how did you get them, if nobody [except me ofc] thinks you're sexy?
Anti: Simple (Unzips pants
Ash: I see... gorgeous

Later that day...

Lex: So, how did it go?
Ash: ...
Lex: Ash?
Ash: ...
Lex? Asheera?
Ash: Shhhh, don't disturb the charkras
Lex: Chakras? For what?
Ash: for forgetting my meeting with Anti.
Will: Too bad, *****, Lex has other plans with you, don't you lex?
Lex the Scenarist: Being the scenarist certainly has it's good sides...
Lex the Player: Woot, there's now two of me!
Lex the Scenarist: ...and it's bad sides.
Lex the Scenarist: Well either way, I've just post-poned the Reward Challenge to the next post - but don't tell anyone
Ash: Why? What will happen then?
Lex the Scenarists: You'll see

And indeed, that evening:

Azzie: We're here. And there's my love, Geny!
Geny: I wonder who suddenly build that villa out of nowhere
Ash: Why am I on a balcony? Damn' playwrights.
Azzie: Youhoo!!
Ash: Oh. My. Goodness.
Geny: [Oh, I have arrived my darling Asheera. I've come to thee to take thy in my arms and let you sweep away from this desolate Island to unknown shores]
Azzie: Oh, I- erm... -have arrived my.... err Darling! Asheera. I've come to thee [Why the sudden Archaics dude? This isn't Shakespeare in love lol]to take ...tight..; I mean, thy [WTF Man o_O] in my arms and let you... err sweep away from this desolate.... Island to..r erm unknown snows! I MEAN SHORES! Unknown Shores
Ash: Oh Romeo, Romeo, where art thou Romeo?
Azzie: Erm right here, Juliet. Pounced an Hydrogen bombs lately with sharp rocks?
Geny: [Keep to the text, if you please]
Azzie: [Sorry, couldn't resist parodizing some stuff lol]
Geny: [Why did I leave Boobins for this?]
Azzie: Why did I leave boobies for this?
Ash: I beg you pardon?!!
Geny: [You Idiot!]
Azzie: You Idiot
Ash: You said what???
Azzie: Nothing! [Oraaaa, I'm so dead...]
Geny: [Chill Out Now, repeat me: Oh, Don't mind me, Asheera, I was just smitten by your radiant beauty and I would love to get you away from that horrible cardboard balcony. You're my first, my last, and my everything]
Azzie: [Why no just tell her how Awesome and manly I actually am?]
Geny: [Just stick to the text!]
Azzie: Ooooooo, Don't mind me, Asheera, Orraaaaa, I was just erm... smitten by your errr... radiant beauty and I would love to get you... away from that horrible cardboard balcony [is that even English?]. You're my first, erm... my last, and [WTF?] my everything
Ash: Nah, don't think so. Get lost, douche.
Azzie: Noooo!!
Geny [But Asheera, My love is like a burning unquenchable flame. I implore that you come down and give me a chance]
Azzie: But Ashie, My loooooooooove is like a flickering flamme. I implore that you [what was it again? Oh yes! ] come down and give me pants!
Ash: Excuse me? Give you pants? Are you missing a pair perchance?
Azzie: Uh Oh #_#
Asheera: BTW, is that Geny lurking behind you?
Geny: Oh dear you got on us! (runs) BOOBINS BECKONS
Azzie: Run for it! (runs)
Asheera: Well, now that they are gone, I can get of this lame fake balcony and get some sleep
Anti: Hullo!!
Ash: *sigh* Great.
Anti: I'm going to sing you a sang, Ashemon
Ash: Oh dear.
Anti: "You told me I was gorgeous. I told you you were wrong"
Anti: "But then I unzipped my panties; surely it was very-"
Ash: Please let this be a bad dream.
Lex the Scenarist: Sure.

<*Scene dissolves*>

Asheera: Thanks goodness.

Later on SURVIVOR: the Reward Challenge AND Immunity Challenge, with the latter ending quite dramatically.

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What if Elvin was female?
posted September 19, 2009 12:42 PM

Not bad, not bad at all.
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posted September 19, 2009 02:52 PM

Lmao, love the dialogue between me, Lex and Ash.
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posted September 19, 2009 06:11 PM

lfmao,i typo much better then 'dat' however the love triangel has to mean something,wouldnt it be cooler if ash actually liked one of us?
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posted September 19, 2009 07:09 PM

Glad you like it. Took me some hours to type it. (still has too many typos though
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posted September 19, 2009 07:19 PM
Edited by Lexxan at 23:30, 24 Sep 2009.

And since it's only a few days before The Masterpost is one year old, I'll update it in this post




Far Away, on an island far from HC, 18 brave and foolhardy HC members were dropped. On this island they were going to survive for the next 39 Days... but the greatest danger wasn't the hunger, not was it nature or the Sun... it was their fellow members. Who can be your friend once, can turn out to be you greatest foe... Who will ultimately Survive and become the First New Survivor of HC!

Candidates will be introduced Shortly... Who are they? What theme are they in? How long will the last?

18 Outcasts - 39 Days - 16 Episodes - One Sole Survivor


Note: this has NOTHING to do with 2Xtreme's RP , because this isn't an RP.

Intro

Contestants and Tribes

Samboga (Yellow Team)

GenieLord
KD [ELIMINATED] - 18th, First voted out
Geny
Eugen [ELIMINATED] - 17th, Second voted out
Elvin
Radar [ELIMINATED ]- 13th, Sixth Voted out

Chapera (red Team)

Pandora
Vangelis21 [ELIMINATED] - 15th, Fourth Voted out
DagothGares [ELIMINATED] - 14th, Fifth Voted out
TnT_Addict [ELIMINATED] 11th, Eighth Voted out, First Jury Member.
Azagal
Lexxan

Mogo Mogo (Green Team)

Asheera
Antipaladin[ELIMINATED] - 10th, Ninth Voted out, Second Jury Member

Baklava [ELIMINATED] - 12th, Seventh Voted out
Alcibiades
DarkShadow [ELIMINATED] - 16th, third voted out.
William

EPISODE 1: parts one and two - Part 3 Part 4

[EPISODE SIX UNDER CONSTRUCTION]
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posted September 20, 2009 10:36 PM
Edited by Lexxan at 23:30, 20 Sep 2009.

Episode 6:

REWARD CHALLENGE: LOG JAM

Val: Come in guys! Today we're going to do a Log Jam!
Alci: Oooh Goodie, I did that once!
Val: We'll draw for spots and get started.

ROUND ONE *DING*

Val: First Match-up: Alcibiades vs Elvin!!

Alci: Ever done this before, Elvin?
Elvin: Nope, but I will strive to make the best of it, like always
Alci: I've done this before you know - I was Log Roll Champion at GeoJunior High in my days. Aaah yes, took me a while to master the technique. You see, the trick is to keep you feet together, and bend you knees as much as possible to ensure that you-
Elvin: *Leans slightly to the left*
Alci: Don't FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL!! *SPLASH*

Val: Alc's in the water first! Elvin moving on to the next round! Next Match-up: Asheera vs Antipaladin!

Anit: Hi Ashemon, plezd do zee mee?
Ash: NO! (Starts running furiously on the log)
Anti: Wai you to dad?
Ash: TO win of course! And you can't do anything to get me off it, sweetheart!
Anti: ORLY? *Unzips pants*
Ash: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!! *SPLASH*

Val: Asheera in tha Water, Anti Moving on to the Next round! Next Match-up we have Lexxan vs GenieLord!

Gadi: You're not going to hurt me, are you, Boris?I hope we can still remain friends.
Lex: If you jump off this log, we can remain friends...
Gadi: Okay! *SPLASH*
Lex: But had you stayed on it, we would still be friends nontheless.

Val: GL in the Water first, Lexxan moving on! Next Match-up: Azagal vs William

Azzie: Wow a log race. Cool eh?
Will: Yeh. Let's get started
(Will and Azzie run on the Log)
Azzie: Oh Look there, a Rasping Rapscapluradon!!!
Will: Oh Look there, A Sinfest Succubus!!!
Azzie: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEE?????????!!!! *SPLASH*

Val: Azagal is in the Water, William moving on to the next round! Last match-up: Geny vs Pandora!!

Pan: Awww Geny! it is sad that we now must face eachother in this sad challenge *sigh*
Geny: Alas it is Mylady, but what can be done about it? The Boobins was nearly cold and now we have to battle eachother. Oh the Cruely of the Game
Pan: I know dear. Scone?
Geny: Is it with Peanuts?
Pan: But of course.
Geny: Why thanks then. Tea, Mylady?
Pan: Sure dear. Biscuit?
Geny: Whatever you offer, Milady, I will gladly take
Val: WOULD YOU PLEASE GET ON THE BLOODY LOG [Tss, Snowing Amateurs]
Geny: So Now we face eachother, Milady. Shall we get over this nasty Business
Pan: What must be done shall be done dear, but I'll never forget you , no matter what happens. *sigh* Farewell.
Geny: Nor will I. Farewell Milady. (Streches Arms, Legs and Does a Reverse Backflip into the Lake) *SPLASH*
Val: ... Wait... that was it? All that Drama for this?
Pan: *sigh* When will they finally understand the eternal value known as Nobility?
Geny: I *blub* Guess *blub* after they *blub* read *blub* Pride and Prejudice. *bluberdeblub*

Val: *Facepalm* Geny in the Water first, Pan Moving on to the Next Round.!!

ROUND TWO: *DING*

Val: We've just drawn for a Wildcard, which was earned by... PAN! Pan Moves on to the Next Round without even getting wet. [Favoristism works both ways lol] First Match-up: Anti vs Elvin

Anti: Elwinboi kan i hav QP?
Elvin: No and it's not Elwin, it's Elvin.
Anti: Sori, Elwin
Elvin: *sigh* This is not going well, is it?
Anti: I kno how to mak bedder
Elvin: [I'm so going to regret this, but I have to ask] How?
Anti *unzips pants*
Elvin: *Briskly moves the log*
Anti: MY WILL BE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!! *SPLASH*


Val: Anti is OUT!! Elvin moves on to the Final Round! One-but-last Match-up: William vs Lexxan

William: Are you ready, mate
Lexxan: Sure
Will: Don't think you are mate
Lex: Why would you think that
Will: because you're down in the ****ing water mate.
Lex: Ummm... No I am not?!
Will: Yes you are *leans to the right*
Lex: Coincidence? I THINK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!! *SPLASH*

Val: ZOMG HOLY Snowing Barbequesauce Batman! Lexxan's in the Water, and William, our angriest member, attempts humor and it works! Unbelievable!

FINAL ROUND: *DING*


Val: for the Final Round all three of you will be on the log... for the Same Time!!! Let's start... NOW!

Pan: Shoo Schmalf! this is a mod Battle
William: WTF NO? I want to be on the Log!
Pan: *Modglare*
William: (winces) *SPLASH*
Pan: Now it's your turn, Elvin
Elvin: Oh, no It is not. You're going down Biatch!
Pan: I would anticipate that yes, untill I got this *pulls book out of robe*
Elvin: What is that?
Pan: The Original Manuscript of the Fantasy Novel that Xerox is Writing. An Extrait: "And on the Fields on Lordaenon, Arthos looked forward into meetin his Dusk-Elvin Misstrass, Salvina Kindgunner. When Eve met West, and The Sun Settled it's orcy limbs, Arthos readily put his sword Frostbyte into the sheath and-"
Elvin: I Can't take it anymore! My (pointy) ears are bleeding!! AVENGE MEEEEEEEE!!!! *SPLASH*

Val: Elvin hits the water, Pandora WINS Reward. And Pandora, You've won an exclusive trip to a spa! Mudbaths, bubblebaths, showers, fresh clothes, you name it, all at your disposal. You can also take two people with you, of your choice.

Pan: Geny of course... aaaaand... Elvin, you naughty boy.

Val: Okay, have fun - but before you leave, you have to send someone to Exile Island

Pan: I choose Lex.
Lex the Player: Great. I am supposed to have a Good time here
Lex the Scenarist: But we are also a sadist
Lex the Player: Mascochist
Lex the Scenarist: Whatever.

COMING UP ON SURVIVOR: The Lex and Pan's trips revealed in every disturbing detail. And the Immunity CHallenge ends abruptly. Only on THE NEW SURVIVOR!!


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Coincidence? I think not!!!!

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