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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: Titanium's Story
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TitaniumAlloy
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posted October 29, 2008 03:11 AM bonus applied by pandora on 15 Nov 2008.

Titanium's Story

I grew up in a small town called Wasilla in Alaska.
I had a childhood fascination for little know glam-rock bands before they came popular, and specifically the third Pyramid in Egypt.
My father was a blacksmith who had no arms or legs and my mother invented the internet.

I was a garbage collector for 38 years.

I'm terrible at Heroes 3.


And you know what the worst thing is....I never learnt to read!




I like turtles.





ps. I've been stuck on this many qps for a while... *hint*

pps. gives me lease to say whatever I want when I want in HC
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Azagal
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posted October 29, 2008 05:26 AM

Quote:
My father was a blacksmith who had no arms or legs and my mother invented the internet.

AHahahaaHAHAhahahAAA.....must.....breathe....AHAHAHAAAA awesome.
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"All I can see is what's in front of me. And all I can do is keep moving forward" - The Heir Wielder of Names, Seeker of Thrones, King of Swords, Breaker of Infinities, Wheel Smashing Lord

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Vlaad
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ghost of the past
posted October 29, 2008 05:44 AM

LMAO

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OmegaDestroyer
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Fox or Chicken?
posted October 29, 2008 05:46 AM

Your mother is Al Gore?
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The giant has awakened
You drink my blood and drown
Wrath and raving I will not stop
You'll never take me down

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Azagal
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posted October 29, 2008 05:47 AM

Ok this post got Vlaad back to posting oO. The question wether or wether not this should get a QP has just been answered!
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JapanGamer
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posted October 29, 2008 05:57 AM
Edited by JapanGamer at 05:59, 29 Oct 2008.

I was lost in the woods age 3, my first memory, was a mother ninja
embrasing me in her arms while fighting off a huge pack of wolves.
(Epic?)

As years went by I began to learn the ninja style, you know table
etiquette, how to use the internet like a ninja, all of these things.

Then one day I told them I was to venture off and find my own
destiny and maybe my parents, if they existed.

Which led me to HC. I had found my chance to excell in life through
what is called the volcanic wastelands, where I became skilled in
the arts of word games and crazy threads.

And that is how I am the person I am today. Half ninja, half game
thread player. There is much more to my story, perhaps one day I will
share it with all of you, but I await my next mission now, in HC.

(OK so the story isn't awesome, but ninjas?? i mean comon!!
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TitaniumAlloy
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posted October 29, 2008 06:02 AM

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Your mother is Al Gore?


That would explain alot, yes.
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Geny
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What if Elvin was female?
posted October 29, 2008 08:34 AM

Don't know about a QP, but I'm feeling generous today, so I'll give you a peanut.
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Lexxan
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posted October 29, 2008 09:19 AM

Lol, Funniest thing I read in a while
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!

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Doomforge
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posted October 29, 2008 09:34 AM

rotfl
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Lexxan
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posted October 29, 2008 09:42 AM

More people should write their stories down imo
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!

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TitaniumAlloy
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posted October 29, 2008 11:00 AM

It's from the heart



I'm going to learn how to play H3 though and take on angelito one day!
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John says to live above hell.

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JoonasTo
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What if Elvin was female?
posted October 29, 2008 11:16 AM

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I'm going to learn how to play H3 though and take on angelito one day!

Good luck with that!
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Elvin
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posted October 29, 2008 11:20 AM


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H5 is still alive and kicking, join us in the Duel Map discord server!
Map also hosted on Moddb

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TitaniumAlloy
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posted October 30, 2008 01:50 AM

Wasilla is the meth capital of Alaska
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John says to live above hell.

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Shadowcaster
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posted October 30, 2008 03:48 AM

I'd totally give you a QP but this isn't my forum. Bummer, dude.
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>_>

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sith_of_ziost
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posted October 30, 2008 03:55 AM
Edited by sith_of_ziost at 03:55, 30 Oct 2008.

good luck getting Pan to do it...

Quote:
My father was a blacksmith who had no arms or legs


How does that work?

HAH: side note, where do one legged people work?...I-HOP.

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Shadowcaster
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posted October 30, 2008 04:01 AM

Good luck? Why, thank you.

Pan: I nominate TA for a QP in this here thread.

Deny me, and so help me I'll steal all the salt in the Squad so you have to eat your soup SALTLESS come Friday. Maybe I'll even dump the salt all over Angelito's secret donut stash if I'm feeling feisty. Which, as you know, I always am.
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TitaniumAlloy
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posted October 30, 2008 05:23 AM

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I'd totally give you a QP but this isn't my forum. Bummer, dude.


Hey, it's the thought that counts
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TitaniumAlloy
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posted November 02, 2008 01:20 PM

Can I take this thread back now please I'm sorry
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