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mvassilev
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posted April 29, 2009 04:00 AM |
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Dagoth's part:
"So, mr As Charged, tell me about yesterday. Where were you between the hours of 09.00h - 09.10?" The man asked in the uniform asked. Smoke was hanging thick in the air, which caused a man with a meager frame to cough loudly. "Do I have to ask you again?" the man asked, his voice threatening as ever. The moment was interrupted by another man in uniform. "Sodas anyone?"
My part:
Mr. As Charged replied, "Soda? Just what kind of barbarian are you? The term is 'pop'." For this outburst, the first uniformed man tapped him with his nightstick. [Not that kind of nightstick, you sicko!] "Now," the second uniformed man said, "Would you like a soda?" "Sure," said the first uniformed man. "I'll pass," said Mr. As Charged.
"So," the first uniformed man said, as he accepted the pop, "Mr. As Charged - what kind of name is that, anyway?" "It's Mr. As Charged's name, sir," the second uniformed man said. "Actually, my name is Mun Ching," said the former Mr. As Charged. "A foreigner," said the first uniformed man, "He's clearly our suspect."
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Ednaguy
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My water just broke! No, wait.
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posted April 29, 2009 02:25 PM |
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Aculias' part:
Mr. As Charged Man dropped the soda but it did not explode.
The second Uniform man passed out & died of faintness.
First Uniform Man replies "What have you done Mr.As Charged?
You dropped the soda!!!"
"You do know what these Soda's really hold dont you?"
"Of course I do?
It is a Bio Weapon we are using to conquer America.
Mr As Charged asked "I thought you was an American?
Uniform man took off his face mask & revealed he is Actually Jackie Chan!!
"Ah I see. Our leader has arrived in America already.
"Yes" Jackie Chan said to Mun Ching.
"So what are we going to do with these Soda Pops that really have the Bio Weapons in it Jackie?"
"First we have to meet up with"
My part:
"First we have to meet up with who?" asked Mun Ching.
"We have to meet up with some lady called 'Edna'. He is the nanny of the presidents son. Edna will then give some of the explosive Soda Pops to the President's son, as he is addicted to all kinds of soda. Edna will tell him to hide the soda's in his room, as his father, the president of the United States, doesn't like that he's drinking soda. When the Presidents Son is in his room, we'll notice, as we have hidden cameras in there. Edna will then contact the president, and he will go off to his son's room. There will be a struggle, and one of the soda pops will surely fall to the ground and explode. By that time Edna will have departed with a jetpack," answered Jackie Chang.
"It seems like a good plan. Exploiting family problems are always good. But isn't Edna a girls name?" said Mun Ching.
"I don't know," said Jackie Chan, "I've never heard about anyone with that name before. Maybe he is just gender confused."
"Or maybe his parents didn't really like him."
"Well, let's get going!" said Jackie Chan.
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"Edna, there's a special, tiny, tiny place in hell, waiting just for you... "
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RedSoxFan3
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Fan of Red Sox
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posted April 30, 2009 01:07 AM |
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Round 10:
DagothGares:
"So, mr As Charged, tell me about yesterday. Where were you between the hours of 09.00h - 09.10?" The man asked in the uniform asked. Smoke was hanging thick in the air, which caused a man with a meager frame to cough loudly.
"Do I have to ask you again?" the man asked, his voice threatening as ever. The moment was interrupted by another man in uniform.
"Sodas anyone?"
Mvassilev:
Mr. As Charged replied, "Soda? Just what kind of barbarian are you? The term is 'pop'." For this outburst, the first uniformed man tapped him with his nightstick. [Not that kind of nightstick, you sicko!]
"Now," the second uniformed man said, "Would you like a soda?"
"Sure," said the first uniformed man.
"I'll pass," said Mr. As Charged.
"So," the first uniformed man said, as he accepted the pop, "Mr. As Charged - what kind of name is that, anyway?"
"It's Mr. As Charged's name, sir," the second uniformed man said.
"Actually, my name is Mun Ching," said the former Mr. As Charged.
"A foreigner," said the first uniformed man, "He's clearly our suspect."
Aculias:
Mr. As Charged Man dropped the soda but it did not explode.
The second Uniform man passed out & died of faintness.
First Uniform Man replies "What have you done Mr.As Charged?
You dropped the soda!!!"
"You do know what these Soda's really hold dont you?"
"Of course I do?
It is a Bio Weapon we are using to conquer America.
Mr As Charged asked "I thought you was an American?
Uniform man took off his face mask & revealed he is Actually Jackie Chan!!
"Ah I see. Our leader has arrived in America already.
"Yes" Jackie Chan said to Mun Ching.
"So what are we going to do with these Soda Pops that really have the Bio Weapons in it Jackie?"
"First we have to meet up with"
Endaguy:
"First we have to meet up with who?" asked Mun Ching.
"We have to meet up with some lady called 'Edna'. He is the nanny of the presidents son. Edna will then give some of the explosive Soda Pops to the President's son, as he is addicted to all kinds of soda. Edna will tell him to hide the soda's in his room, as his father, the president of the United States, doesn't like that he's drinking soda. When the Presidents Son is in his room, we'll notice, as we have hidden cameras in there. Edna will then contact the president, and he will go off to his son's room. There will be a struggle, and one of the soda pops will surely fall to the ground and explode. By that time Edna will have departed with a jetpack," answered Jackie Chang.
"It seems like a good plan. Exploiting family problems are always good. But isn't Edna a girls name?" said Mun Ching.
"I don't know," said Jackie Chan, "I've never heard about anyone with that name before. Maybe he is just gender confused."
"Or maybe his parents didn't really like him."
"Well, let's get going!" said Jackie Chan.
RedSoxFan3:
Mun Ching and Jackie Chan ran into the secret service along their way to meet with Edna the Nanny.
"What is your business at the white house?" asked the guard.
"We deliver soda to Edna the Nanny for party," said Mun Ching looking at the cases of soda in his arms. "Soda heavy. Arms tired."
"Move along," said the guard.
"Good job," said Jackie under earshot of the Secret Service.
"Hey!" yelled the guards. Jackie and Mun Ching turned around.
"What's that on your back?"
"It is Jetpack," said Mun Ching. Jackie smiled and kicked Mun Ching in the leg.
"It's just more soda," my friend here is a funny guy.
"Alright," said the guard. "Move along."
Evasion:
When Jackie Chan and Mun Ching ran into the white house, they searched for the room where Edna the Nanny and his/her party was.
Now they ran into a room with three doors. The first one was an empty space, the second one was the center of Ads by Google and then the third one had to be the place where Edna were. Well, Edna the Nanny wasn't there, but there was only a letter on the ground in the third room. Mun Ching opened it. It was written:
"I'm sorry, but your princessNanny is in another castle".
"Oh crap!" said both Jackie and Mun Ching at the same time.
Now they went to...
Asheera:
They went to the Seer, a person who was said to know everything about this world. When they arrived there, the Seer asked them to pay 1 billion dollars for only one question they could ask to him. After a bit of thinking they decided it is worth it so they payed him.
Mun Ching and Jackie Chan looked at each other for a few secs, wondering who would ask the question where Edna is. After a while they both agreed that letting Jackie ask would be better. And so he asks the Seer the ultimate question worth 1 billion dollars:
"How are you doing?"
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mvassilev
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Undefeatable Hero
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posted April 30, 2009 01:11 AM |
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Asheera
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Elite Assassin
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posted April 30, 2009 03:26 AM |
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How can it be serious when we don't know the previous parts? 
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mvassilev
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Undefeatable Hero
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posted April 30, 2009 03:29 AM |
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Well, as serious as we can make it. That is, no introducing Jackie Chan, Seinfeld, or blatant jokes.
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RedSoxFan3
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Fan of Red Sox
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posted April 30, 2009 06:10 AM |
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Quote:
Well, as serious as we can make it. That is, no introducing Jackie Chan, Seinfeld, or blatant jokes.
Well then I guess you've excluded yourself from Round 11.
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mvassilev
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Undefeatable Hero
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posted April 30, 2009 06:18 AM |
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Don't go down that road with me. You don't want to, trust me.
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RedSoxFan3
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Fan of Red Sox
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posted April 30, 2009 08:33 AM |
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Quote:
Don't go down that road with me. You don't want to, trust me.
No problem at all. I like to give people the space they want.
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mvassilev
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posted April 30, 2009 02:26 PM |
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RedSoxFan3
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Fan of Red Sox
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posted May 01, 2009 11:02 PM |
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There is a reason you have diabeetus you know.
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mvassilev
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posted November 02, 2009 08:09 AM |
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I'd like to do another round, if anyone else is interested.
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DagothGares
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
No gods or kings
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posted November 02, 2009 10:50 AM |
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Interested!
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mvassilev
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posted November 02, 2009 09:58 PM |
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RedSoxFan3
Admirable
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Fan of Red Sox
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posted November 03, 2009 10:05 AM |
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I would join but I'm not online enough. I would just hold things up.
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mvassilev
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Undefeatable Hero
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posted December 27, 2012 08:05 AM |
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Geny
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted December 27, 2012 07:34 PM |
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I seem to have missed this last time around. Not this time! I'm in.
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ashish2902
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posted November 10, 2021 12:08 PM |
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Asheera said:
Well that's weird... do you by any chance have the inbox full, RSF?
woow man great....
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